Matt Gaetz aka "Botoxed Butthead"

[elfenix 34161]

3 minutes ago, South Austin said:

Is any of this really frowned upon in Florida?

[Gatorubet 30003]

Matt Gertz's Twitter is about to blow up.

This tweet is worthless, content wise.

[Bama Chick 28596]

[Bama Chick 28596]

Double

[elfenix 34161]

[Bookman 4600]

34 minutes ago, South Austin said:

Is any of this really frowned upon in Florida?

If it was a boy, probably.

[brakeman 28200]

[Chooky 13288]

Not great, Bob.

[Genco 3037]

51 minutes ago, South Austin said:

Is any of this really frowned upon in Florida?

We haven't even begun to approach "unelectable" yet. Especially in his district.

Now if your mom shows up on his Venmo timeline all bets are off.

[shakahorn 1623]

35 minutes ago, Bookman said:

If it was a boy, probably.

But only publicly.  Behind closed doors ¯\_ (ツ)_/¯

[OneOfTheOutOfFocusGuys 2054]

 

[Beau Vine 53838]

14 hours ago, staboner said:

I was at this game.  It was really freaking miserable.  I was at least smart enough to move out of the rain after the 1st quarter and eat my popcorn dry.

[Underdog 28380]

Always thought that was from a baseball game, Pirates game at that. 

[Beau Vine 53838]

2 hours ago, Underdog said:

Always thought that was from a baseball game, Pirates game at that. 

Nah, Wazzu vs Oregon IIRC, at the Seahawks' stadium.

[Beau Vine 53838]

 

[Bullneck 18937]

That looks like a blast!  A couple of soulless rappers, a creepy Congressman, a big photo of Our Leader as backdrop!

[Gil Bang 25832]

 

[Thrawn 538]

42 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

 

Yeah, they are definitely getting better at comedy.  🙄

[Pescado_Rojo 19316]

On 2/26/2022 at 5:00 PM, Beau Vine said:

 

That looks like the worst sales kickoff after party of all time.. 

[Guest Lobo]

Two things, Matt.  How does it go from "Putin" to "We"...and are you referring to the 16yo exotic dancer Destiny from Belize? 

[Bullneck 18937]

I propose a moratorium on posting in this thread unless he's arrested/indicted.  

[Sawbonz 27231]

On 2/26/2022 at 5:00 PM, Beau Vine said:

 

Did they tell him it was Teen Nite?

[Guest Lobo]

“Teen-nite, teen-nite is your night, bro!”

-M. Gaetz “Twins”

[DigglerontheHoof 20950]

8 hours ago, Bullneck said:

I propose a moratorium on posting in this thread unless he's arrested/indicted.  

Them might as well shut it down; nothing will happen.

[Beau Vine 53838]

 

[4th&Five 41439]

[kevwun 15550]

I had to stop and javelin a truck convoy of illegals on my way to work this morning.

[DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt 12301]

Evil Retard.

[TexArcher 37392]

1 hour ago, Beau Vine said:

 

"Everybody's obsessed with me sex trafficking underage girls, but do y'all have any idea how many underage girls get banged after high school dances every year?  Pwned."

[NWBuck 8536]

6 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

 

"Everyone's working to support the people evacuating the Ukraine, and are grateful for the generosity and kindness being shown by the countries who are welcoming them. It's time for the United States to show the same generosity and compassion to those at our southern border...."

 

"especially the young women... won't someone other than me think of the young women"

[jimmyjazz 45392]

Don't know if it's real, don't care.

[bolverk 29243]

It's real.

 

[TheStoicPaisano 9904]

 

[Biff Tannen 45429]

1 hour ago, bolverk said:

It's real.

 

[pacman 7279]

 

 

[Underdog 28380]

Hey girls, gather round
Listen to what I'm puttin' down
Hey, baby, I'm your Florida man
I'm not the kind that uses laws or rules
I'm handy with the love and and all the fools
I fix broken hearts, I know I truly can… 

[4th&Five 41439]

 

[ChuckNorrisActionJeans 2654]

Still not the bump that's needed. Did his investigation get squashed too?

[C-Man 26923]

Still not the bump that's needed. Did his investigation get squashed too?

I’m starting to think nothing is going to happen to any of them. They seemingly have Gaetz dead-to-rights and STILL can’t pull the trigger.

[MissingInAction 24717]

On 3/20/2022 at 12:46 PM, bolverk said:

It's real.

 

I can count the viable chromosomes in that pic on one hand.

[Underdog 28380]

But that, “thought they’d be younger” look, though. 

[Sawbonz 27231]

Moron. Why would the chair allow this bullshit to continue?

 

[TexasEd 8057]

4 hours ago, Sawbonz said:

Moron. Why would the chair allow this bullshit to continue?

 

[Gap03 3223]

4 hours ago, Sawbonz said:

Moron. Why would the chair allow this bullshit to continue?

 

Where's Will Smith when you need him?

[Guest Lobo]

Gaetz, "I demand answers about Hunter Biden's laptop!"

Asst. Director, "Congressman, I don't know anything about that laptop. I was asked to testify regarding illegal cyber security threats."

Gaetz, "We need to see everything on it now or I'll demand your termination!  I want to talk laptops!" 

Asst. Director, "Very well, I've seen that your laptop contains photos of 17 year old girls in sexual situations." 

Gaetz, "Enough with this laptop talk, I demand answers about the vulnerability of our electrical grids!"  

[Sawbonz 27231]

Hunter was never in government while the laptop was in his possession. It presumably is now powered down and even if not there is almost no chance it’s connected to the vast series of tubes. 
 

someone needs to tell this idiot to stfu

[Guest Lobo]

I'm sorry, you say 'tubes'?  /peteholmes-exmen

Edited March 29, 2022 by Lobo

[PenelopeWitherspoon 19021]

[jimmyjazz 45392]

"Dick" would have worked, too.

[Gil Bang 25832]

Austin would really like to slap this bitch