Matt Gaetz aka "Botoxed Butthead"

[PenelopeWitherspoon 19021]

5 hours ago, Gil Bang said:

Austin would really like to slap this bitch
 

Matt Gaetz is a fucking moron.  He doesn't know what leadership is.

[Biff Tannen 45429]

6 hours ago, Gil Bang said:

Austin would really like to slap this bitch
 

I really don't understand why they don't go on the offensive when these idiots start up.

"Excuse me, why are you acting like such a child?  What on earth is wrong with you?  Why are you wasting everyone's time?"

[Pato del Muerto 52227]

9 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

I really don't understand why they don't go on the offensive when these idiots start up.

"Excuse me, why are you acting like such a child?  What on earth is wrong with you?  Why are you wasting everyone's time?"

I don’t know that evoking children around him is the best course of action 

[Guest Lobo]

He actually started out half-way decent........you got a big budget already, how specifically will an increase help hypersonic weapons systems?

But then quickly devolves into wokeism.  Matt, the $773b number and the literal army of general and flag officers behind Sec. Austin should indicate to you that our massive DoD can develop missiles, bring Russia to its knees, and offer an elective at the Naval War College in gender studies..all before the time West Point has the Sadie Hawkins Dance.  We've fought three-theater wars TWICE in the last 80 years.  You'd be surprised what the U.S. Military is capable of.  

Mattie, sweetheart.  The Secretary was trying to help you read between the lines so you didn't have this awkward conversation in public where Russia could see it.  You kept pressing him on "You said Russia would take Ukraine in 36 days, you blow every call!"  He took it in stride and tried to throw you a bone... by basically asking if it had occurred to you that Russia is stuck in the mire not despite of our intelligence, but because of it.  He was trying to tell you that we're feeding Ukraine and their immediate Western/Souther neighbors the intel and supplies they need precisely to delay Russia past 36 days because that's their logistical tipping point.  You poor child.  He had to de-pants you in front of your Russian handlers.  I know you get lumped in with MTG, Boebert, Gohmert, and the rest of the Tard Pard.  But you're not actually stupid.  You're a grimy little pimp, but you're far more intelligent than the rest of those schmucks.  Learn to read a situation dude.  The skill will serve you well in prison.

Edited April 5, 2022 by Lobo

[Gil Bang 25832]

 

[C-Man 26918]

Boy, ol' Matty worked in quite a few GQP buzzwords such as "CRT" and "pronouns" and "wokeism." Damn near got me a bingo.

[A-Tex Devil 2442]

1 hour ago, Biff Tannen said:

I really don't understand why they don't go on the offensive when these idiots start up.

"Excuse me, why are you acting like such a child?  What on earth is wrong with you?  Why are you wasting everyone's time?"

Man, Secretary Austin showed amazing restraint there and I am not sure it’s helpful.  I will forever not understand why people in these positions don’t  just verbally fuck some of these guys up when they get out of line like that.  

That makes me ragey.  

[Satchel 6908]

1 hour ago, A-Tex Devil said:

Man, Secretary Austin showed amazing restraint there and I am not sure it’s helpful.  I will forever not understand why people in these positions don’t  just verbally fuck some of these guys up when they get out of line like that.  

That makes me ragey.  

I agree. They should be sneered at, mocked and shown no respect.

[Hookah Horns 3057]

4 hours ago, A-Tex Devil said:

Man, Secretary Austin showed amazing restraint there and I am not sure it’s helpful.  I will forever not understand why people in these positions don’t  just verbally fuck some of these guys up when they get out of line like that.  

That makes me ragey.  

Very frustrating to watch. If I'm Austin and have that resume, I'd have gotten Gaetz to cry from the thrashing he'd get. 

[A-Tex Devil 2442]

15 minutes ago, Hookah Horns said:

Very frustrating to watch. If I'm Austin and have that resume, I'd have gotten Gaetz to cry from the thrashing he'd get. 

You don’t even have to get personal.  I’d just say “Did you serve? No?  Then I yield MY time, and you can spout off all the alt-right cliche tropes you want while you have the floor and I’ll just chill out right here……………………

 

…………………..sixteen year olds, dude.”

[SKJ 1298]

20 hours ago, Gil Bang said:

Austin would really like to slap this bitch
 

Anytime he questions someone, they should seriously only answer him with,  "on the advice of my attorney,  I refuse to answer on the grounds that your question and therefore your line of questioning are merely seeking a soundbite and not actual information"

[Captainant 27239]

13 hours ago, C-Man said:

Boy, ol' Matty worked in quite a few GQP buzzwords such as "CRT" and "pronouns" and "wokeism." Damn near got me a bingo.

Remember, conservative discourse is no longer about ideas. It's all rhetoric and culture war. 

It's the only mechanism they have to fight policy discussions. Disrupt and derail with a firehose of falsehoods, and crowd out any agenda but your own.

We've been having a nice little demo of it in the Ukraine War thread too

[SKJ 1298]

6 minutes ago, SKJ said:

Anytime he questions someone, they should seriously only answer him with,  "on the advice of my attorney,  I refuse to answer on the grounds that your question and therefore your line of questioning are merely seeking a soundbite and not actual information"

Also,  actually,  you could also just slow play him to troll the fuck out of him.  Every time he asks a question,  just pull out a big ass folder and binders of information, fake read a bunch of info,  then either ask him to clarify the question,  or, since he only asks questions in a leading fashion, give him a simple yes/no answer after burning 20 seconds or so of his time.

Shut him all the way down,  all the time,  every single time,  because you know he's just trolling for lulz and soundbites he can think of while fucking underage girls so he can finally come. 

 

[Gil Bang 25832]

[Longhorn_Fan68 33778]

[DigglerontheHoof 20950]

Arrest still imminent?

[jimmyjazz 45391]

I thought that rap was satire.

I was wrong.

Wow.

[Beau Vine 53838]

[Bojack 2073]

Never have I heard such glorification of criminal behavior in a rap song.  That was disgusting.  

[elfenix 34161]

did those guys glue merkins to their chins?

[Longhorn_Fan68 33778]

4 minutes ago, Bojack said:

Never have I heard such glorification of criminal behavior in a rap song.  That was disgusting.  

either high satire or low social awareness. I cannot decide

  

2 minutes ago, elfenix said:

did those guys glue merkins to their chins?

nah, real pubes, brah

Edited April 14, 2022 by Longhorn_Fan68

[GhostOfTomJoad 9264]

nah, real pubes, brah

So Looch has fou d a successful side hustle selling his chin pubes? Respect.

[Dr. Teeth 5813]

I keep hoping we hit a bottom. 

[Captainant 27239]

4 minutes ago, Dr. Teeth said:

I keep hoping we hit a bottom. 

[NameAlreadyInUse 5098]

16 minutes ago, Dr. Teeth said:

I keep hoping we hit a bottom. 

Pretty sure that Trump already tried that on 1/6 and failed

 

 

 

 

 

 

Edited April 14, 2022 by NameAlreadyInUse

[Chooky 13288]

That rapper is a testament to overcoming fetal alcohol syndrome. I don't want to mock the disabled, but that dude's eyes are way too close together. It makes me uncomfortable. Don't let him pet the rabbits.

[Bojack 2073]

1 hour ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

either high satire or low social awareness. I cannot decide

  

I'm not claiming high satire but was meant to be satire.  In any case, I can't remember any other rappers ever writing odes to known pedophiles.   

[mchookem 15844]

On 4/5/2022 at 7:24 PM, A-Tex Devil said:

Man, Secretary Austin showed amazing restraint there and I am not sure it’s helpful.  I will forever not understand why people in these positions don’t  just verbally fuck some of these guys up when they get out of line like that.  

That makes me ragey.  

 

On 4/5/2022 at 8:32 PM, Satchel said:

I agree. They should be sneered at, mocked and shown no respect.

 

On 4/5/2022 at 11:46 PM, Hookah Horns said:

Very frustrating to watch. If I'm Austin and have that resume, I'd have gotten Gaetz to cry from the thrashing he'd get. 

 

On 4/6/2022 at 12:04 AM, A-Tex Devil said:

You don’t even have to get personal.  I’d just say “Did you serve? No?  Then I yield MY time, and you can spout off all the alt-right cliche tropes you want while you have the floor and I’ll just chill out right here……………………

 

…………………..sixteen year olds, dude.”

again...if Dems were bigger assholes we'd all be better off.

[TexasEd 8057]

Congressman, Hunter Biden's laptop is about as relevant to this cybersecurity as your venmo records.

Congressman, Maybe we put out the three days story because we were looking for informants passing info to Russia.

[Bama Chick 28596]

again...if Dems were bigger assholes we'd all be better off.

I mean, the reason they’re the better option is because comparatively they aren’t the party of cruel dickhead assholes.

It might work in the short term to keep republicans at bay to fight assholery with assholery but the country and democracy will suffer - just in a different way.

Tis a conundrum for sure.

[elfenix 34161]

This is what's needed and isn't at all assholery

[WhatTheBuck 28695]

52 minutes ago, elfenix said:

This is what's needed and isn't at all assholery
 

It would be cool if he had actually told Hawley to go fuck himself. But he didn’t. He just pointed out what we already knew. It won’t change anything. Hawley will continue being the same prick he’s always been and raising money off of it. 

[A-Tex Devil 2442]

11 hours ago, Bama Chick said:

I mean, the reason they’re the better option is because comparatively they aren’t the party of cruel dickhead assholes.

It might work in the short term to keep republicans at bay to fight assholery with assholery but the country and democracy will suffer - just in a different way.

Tis a conundrum for sure.

Assholery is really not the right way to frame it, really.  True righteous and indignant anger can be a positive in a situation like this.  Doesn't make you an asshole if you are dressing down an asshole.  Ummmm..... so to speak. 

[Blotto 23366]

On 4/6/2022 at 8:18 AM, SKJ said:

Anytime he questions someone, they should seriously only answer him with,  "on the advice of my attorney,  I refuse to answer on the grounds that doing so would mean I am willingly cooperating with a known pedophile" 

I'd take a slightly different angle. 

[Chad Fuck 17454]

Assholery is really not the right way to frame it, really.  True righteous and indignant anger can be a positive in a situation like this.  Doesn't make you an asshole if you are dressing down an asshole.  Ummmm..... so to speak. 

A modern version of “have you no shame, Senator?”

We know they don’t now, so of course that’d never work.

Maybe some sweet clap back where every time Gaetz mentions something stupid you call out his dwi and proclivity for teenagers. Make his Twitter clip your Twitter clip. There’s one for everybody on the gop side. Time to remind Cruz about his loyalty to Trump over his family, on and on.

[PsychMike 1537]

[brakeman 28200]

Who would want to kill this slime ball?

[Captainant 27239]

10 minutes ago, brakeman said:

Who would want to kill this slime ball?

it's just more of the performative victimhood that is characteristic of conservatives.

[Longhorn_Fan68 33778]

16 minutes ago, brakeman said:

Who would want to kill this slime ball?

some 15-year-old's parents?

[TheStoicPaisano 9904]

In other Floriduh news.

 

[brakeman 28200]

[Sawbonz 27229]

9 hours ago, brakeman said:

Who would want to kill this slime ball?

Maybe he has scoliosis 

[DigglerontheHoof 20950]

15 hours ago, Captainant said:

it's just more of the performative victimhood that is characteristic of conservatives.

Republicans are pussies.  Our local right wing nuts should show you all you need to know about them.  PUUUUUUUUSSSSSIES

[Underdog 28380]

16 hours ago, brakeman said:

Who would want to kill this slime ball?

[UDontKnow 10439]

For those who have followed this douchebag more closely than I have, is it looking like he will ever be indicted for pedophilia and sex trafficking?

[Sawbonz 27229]

2 minutes ago, UDontKnow said:

For those who have followed this douchebag more closely than I have, is it looking like he will ever be indicted for pedophilia and sex trafficking?

[South Austin 51971]

Any day now.

[WhatTheBuck 28695]

7 hours ago, Sawbonz said:

Maybe he has scoliosis 

Wouldn’t that require him to actually have a spine?

[Gil Bang 25832]

[Michael Knight 12846]