Matt Gaetz aka "Botoxed Butthead"

[Gil Bang 25,832]

oh snap.

 

 

 

 

[PenelopeWitherspoon 19,021]

 

Cross posted from the Supremes thread.

[Horn Dog 9,555]

On 4/22/2022 at 3:05 PM, brakeman said:

Who would want to kill this slime ball?

If you took a blind, random shot at him, you would have 4X greater chance of hitting his huge melon than that ballistic vest.

[Gil Bang 25,832]

[pacman 7,279]

This kiddy fiddler seems to be running his mouth enoughbto indicate he feels protected.

https://www.thedailybeast.com/fbi-records-reveal-matt-gaetz-was-in-chaos-mode-as-scandal-broke

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He did ask for a pardon.

[Beau Vine 53,838]

 

[WhatTheBuck 28,695]

Stop trying to date underage girls, Matt, you sleazy douchebag.

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11 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

 

The House has always been a crap institution, but now it’s no better than a junior high school circle jerk.

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[Radical Larry 28,494]

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12 minutes ago, Radical Larry said:

 

[jimmyjazz 45,391]

Just saw that video of Gaetz and MTG having a heart to heart, and Gaetz implies that Jamie Raskin came to congress under a cloud of despair over the death of his son.

Raskin's son committed suicide 4 years after Raskin had taken office.

[pacman 7,279]

 

Maybe getting closer?

 

Edited July 7, 2022 by pacman

[DigglerontheHoof 20,950]

what the fuck ever

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Maybe getting closer?
 

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[4th&Five 41,439]

Right…

[Bullneck 18,937]

24 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

 

Literally he was supposed to be in jail a year ago.

[Beau Vine 53,838]

4 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

Right…

 

[WhatTheBuck 28,695]

19 minutes ago, Bullneck said:

Literally he was supposed to be in jail a year ago.

Seriously, wtf?

[Bama Chick 28,596]

Takes thumb to know thumb.

[TheStoicPaisano 9,904]

Human thumb in 8th grader’s suit. He’s seriously gross.

 

 

 

EDIT: Now I’m down a Gaetz/Jordan::Beavis/Butthead rabbit hole. So I’ve got that going for me.

Edited July 23, 2022 by TheStoicPaisano

[Gil Bang 25,832]

This motherfucker really, really needs an ass kicking.  I'll bet that for his entire life, his dad paid the biggest kid in school to look out for his pussy ass. 

[tchookem 3,899]

 

Says the guy who pays for sex.

[Bullneck 18,937]

 

 

[jimmyjazz 45,391]

18 hours ago, Bama Chick said:

Takes thumb to know thumb.

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22 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

 

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1 hour ago, The Dog said:

 

 

 

[Sawbonz 27,229]

 

[PenelopeWitherspoon 19,021]

I'm just here to say fuck Matt Gaetz.  If anyone should refrain from talking about how people look, it's fucking Matt Gaetz.  

[Beau Vine 53,838]

The guy brings up a good point.  If the Feds have evidence that he committed statutory rape, wouldn't they intervene to keep him from hanging out at Turning Point?

[HenryJames 65,815]

Anyone at Turning Point deserves anything bad that happens to them.

[Gil Bang 25,832]

 

[Gil Bang 25,832]

Thought a thread title change was in order. 

[Gil Bang 25,832]

oh shit

 

 

 

[Satchel 6,908]

On 7/23/2022 at 6:19 PM, Bama Chick said:

Takes thumb to know thumb.

He looks like Billy Graham with crooked mouth.

[Hmbre97 6,297]

 

Ok, who did it....fess up

[Hookah Horns 3,057]

Gaetz has a face only a fist could love. 

[Chad Fuck 17,454]

[jimmyjazz 45,391]

Damn.

[Bullneck 18,937]

10 hours ago, Hmbre97 said:

Ok, who did it....fess up

The username for that tweet is "Louis Gomert is an Embarrassment."

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[Satchel 6,908]

Hot mic captured Gaetz assuring Stone of pardon, discussing Mueller redactions

As Roger Stone prepared to stand trial in 2019, complaining he was under pressure from federal prosecutors to incriminate Donald Trump, a close ally of the president repeatedly assured Stone that “the boss” would likely grant him clemency if he were convicted, a recording shows. At an event at a Trump property that October, Rep. Matt Gaetz (R-Fla.) predicted that Stone would be found guilty at his trial in Washington the following month but would not “do a day” in prison. Gaetz was apparently unaware they were being recorded by documentary filmmakers following Stone.

Video via @washingtonpost

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[Post Oak 20,174]

38 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

 

Should be an Onion article

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10 hours ago, Post Oak said:

Should be an Onion article

It's stunning how little Gaetz and other Republicans with legal backgrounds understand things like the Constitution.

Oh wait, he and Cruz know exactly what they are saying and are counting on their followers to be dumbasses.

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[Beau Vine 53,838]

Rapey McForehead got 70% of the votes in his primary.