Matt Gaetz aka "Botoxed Butthead"

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2 minutes ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

They don't think they're a villain here.

pretty sure this is true of anyone with an R next to their name

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I bet Mitch McConnell thinks of himself as a villain and loves it. He's pretty much Palpatine. 

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1 hour ago, Mrs Whiggins said:

Is it just me, or does Gaetz strike you all as someone who is perpetually twenty years old, wearing a suit his father bought him (for internships) , and looking for his next beer bash hookup? It's just weird.

 

He's a walking frat paddle. 

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3 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

But dc isn’t a state ???

But to get there from Florida, you have to cross a state line. Unless you tunnel under them. Law says nothing about tunneling.

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Gym part of another sex coverup? I'm pretending to be shocked. 

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1 hour ago, Chooky said:

Goodness gracious great balls of fire.

Damn, you're good.  But he hasn't killed anyone.  That we know of.  Yet.

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1 hour ago, Mittens said:

 

 

Whaaaaaaat?  Is Marjorie “sandy hook was a fake” Taylor Greene telling me that I CANT just rely on rumors?  I’m so very confused.

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2 minutes ago, dingleberryswitzer said:

Whaaaaaaat?  Is Marjorie “sandy hook was a fake” Taylor Greene telling me that I CANT just rely on rumors?  I’m so very confused.

She's just building up some loyalty cred for whenever her own shit comes to light.

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1 hour ago, Beau Vine said:

Since paying for it would be the only way Butt-Head could get laid, this photo works.

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Just now, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

 

holy shit that's creepy.

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Front row middle is the one he perved on. You can tell by the look on her face and her body language. 

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2 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

 

Someone shop nestors face on all the girls

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Shit

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Man this thread turned awesome

 

Also bank robbin’s baby shit alongside what Gaetz has been doin

 

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14 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

 

literally quoted right above your post. c'mon, man!

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24 minutes ago, Pescado_Rojo said:

Front row middle is the one he perved on. You can tell by the look on her face and her body language. 

That was my guess too! 

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Anybody got Liz Cheney’s take on this yet?

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31 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

 

Hey, Chris Dorworth!

 

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2 hours ago, Red Five said:

I bet Mitch McConnell thinks of himself as a villain and loves it. He's pretty much Palpatine. 

one of SNL's best bits is when Colin Jost does his "Mitch McConnell, seen here . . ." jokes on the Weekend Update.

 

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I mean, when your "party" becomes a movement that has literally zero values other than "inflict pain on those not like us -- OWN THA LIBZ!"......it's not hard to figure out why they've descended into being absolutely immoral nihilists.

I've actually watched people I've known for years descend into this.  Generally decent people, who were raised with the basic human values we all recognize.  But once they cross the rubicon of deciding that lying and hurting other people are actually VALUED, and are what you should AIM FOR...as opposed to something you at the very worst are embarrassed about, try to explain away, etc....then the next steps of not having ANY values, and not caring who gets hurt so long as you get yours are very, very easy to take.

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Tucker did his job. Gaetz had space to spew a bunch of nonsense that makes no sense but still leaves the viewer with the unsettling feeling that there is more to the story than Gaetz being investigated for creeping on a teenager. And that something has to do with the Corrupt Deep State. Just asking questions, express a bit of disbelief at the weirdness but none at the overall narrative. 
 

This is how disinformation works.

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4 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

 

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4 hours ago, C-Man said:

Had no idea he'd gotten engaged at Mar-A-Lago in December. Fiance is younger, not 17 but younger. I think she's 26.

Now we know the reason he got engaged. Not as a beard but as an image upgrade. The Public and juries are more sympathetic to good Christmas married men as opposed to single sex monsters. 

DOJ opened investigation in November? I’m sure he was consulted to get a bride. 

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4 hours ago, C-Man said:

Had no idea he'd gotten engaged at Mar-A-Lago in December. Fiance is younger, not 17 but younger. I think she's 26.

Do I have to do everything around here?

(Way better than he deserves, but I presume she won't wait on him to get out of the joint.)

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You know you're making bad life choices when it's not your fiance being investigated for child sex trafficking, or a $25mm extortion attempt on your future in-laws that are your big problems, or that your fiance had a teenage Cuban boy living with him under the cover of "adopted son" that keeps you up at night.  It's that he wants to get married at Mar-a-Lago and have Donald Trump give the first toast.  

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15 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

 

 

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27 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

Needs a Brazzars logo

 

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35 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

He fingered her as an up and coming YCR.

Edited March 31, 2021 by RPM

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And all the time, I had Gaetz pegged as one of those “True Love Waits” Baptists.

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I'll be honest. You can't trust anyone with that hairdo.

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What do Matt Gaetz and Wooderson have in common?

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2 minutes ago, Degenerate Gardner said:

What do Matt Gaetz and Wooderson have in common?

They both drive a car named Melba Toast?

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1 minute ago, smuggs said:

They both drive a car named Melba Toast?

It'd be cooler if they did.

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2 hours ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

 

30 years ago, bringing a sex trafficker to the WH would have been enough to force you to apologize on national TV, if not forcing a resignation. Now it's barely worth a mention.

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7 minutes ago, Degenerate Gardner said:

What do Matt Gaetz and Wooderson have in common?

O'Bannion has more in common.

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13 minutes ago, RPM said:

I'll be honest. You can't trust anyone with that hairdo.

 

JHC.  Couldn't they have just went with Cesarean instead of trying to fit him through momma's tight twat? 

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a few things:

1. if you haven't checked out matt gertz's twitter feed lately, it's fantastic.

2. consorting in any way with a girl who's under 18 is just about the dumbest crime you can commit.  and i'm not even talking about the diseased sicko pedo's that are targeting actual children - that's a different kind of horrible.  but to fuck around with a 17 year old has to be one of the lowest upside/highest possible disasterous downside of criminal choices you can make.

3. i don't typically watch her, but maddow broke down the story really well last night, going deep into the greenberg stuff.  it's worth watching, and i'll see if i can fetch the full video.  there's definitely more going on than gaetz and some 17 year old.

 

Edited March 31, 2021 by henrygandorf
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