Matt Gaetz aka "Botoxed Butthead"

[UncleSonny 6466]

40 minutes ago, Lobo said:

Matt fell right into Trump's trap.  Trump's a long-game confidence man rapist with interesting hair, Matt is a short-sighted rapist with interesting hair.  

FIFY (allegedly) 

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Well-played.  I didn't realize how much more they have in common than we talk about.

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[OneOfTheOutOfFocusGuys 2054]

8 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

 

 

[Bullneck 18779]

5 hours ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

 

I'm sorry that Texag's sponsors forced the removal of the Texags' QAnon thread. It was good place to check the pulse.

Between that and the Baylor "Highway 6 runs both ways" Bears winning a big time national championship there's gotta be some depression setting in over there.

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If you looked at my Venmo history, you'd see a shitload of $15 and $20 transactions to various moms of my son's classmates.

Wait, my wife has access to my Venmo account.

 

[Beau Vine 53737]

1 hour ago, Gil Bang said:

 

[Kyrie Eleison 9312]

 

i bet her name is “Tragedy.”

as in “Now on the center stage...Tragedy!”

[Neonmoon 38126]

1 hour ago, Gil Bang said:

 

[Biff Tannen 45226]

3 hours ago, Lobo said:

Trump's a long-game confidence man

[Beau Vine 53737]

Hold the phone here...

People (Gaetz) leave their Venmo transactions publicly viewable???  Why?  

That's stupider than invading the Capitol and not wearing a mask and posting selfies.  

[Beau Vine 53737]

 

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Greenberg and Gaetz are also connected on Venmo to at least one other woman that Greenberg paid with taxpayer funds using a government-issued credit card. Seminole County auditors flagged hundreds of those payments as “questioned or unaccounted for,” and in total found more than $300,000 in suspicious or unjustified expenses. The Daily Beast was able to obtain that credit card data through a public records request.

“No one has any idea what he was doing. Zero,” said Daniel J. O'Keefe, an accountant who conducted a forensic audit for the county. “The arrogance of these guys. They just felt they were above the law. I've never seen it this bad.”

O’Keefe was particularly puzzled by weekend expenses, hotels, unspecified high-dollar “consulting” fees, and cash advances that Greenberg made to himself and others. The Daily Beast has compared Greenberg’s credit card statements and Venmo transactions to Gaetz’s expenses and travel records—compiled through campaign finance reports, Instagram posts, and Venmo—and found that, in some key places, the two timelines and circles of contact overlap.

Gaetz and Greenberg share Venmo connections with at least two women who received payments from Greenberg, and both have professional relationships with each other.

In 2018, Greenberg also paid another woman, a mutual friend of Gaetz's, several thousand dollars using his taxpayer-backed Seminole County-issued Wells Fargo Visa card, according to county financial records obtained by The Daily Beast. Auditors flagged the transactions, saying that, despite having a contract and invoice from the company, they “do not know what it was for.”

[WhatTheBuck 28618]

43 minutes ago, Kyrie Eleison said:

i bet her name is “Tragedy.”

as in “Now on the center stage...Tragedy!”

“When the feeling’s gone and you can’t go on...”

No, never mind, I don’t think that works.

[Francisco 2.0 32225]

24 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

 

 

Yeah Matt, you go ahead and hide those transactions that were previously public.  I'm sure the boys and girls of the FBI will surely be outsmarted by you, and never ever think of having the DOJ issue a subpoena for every transaction you made on that platform.

 

 

[JimmyJames 12267]

Well maybe he is banking he will get a pardon from Biden since trump didn’t work out so good.

[Willfully Horn 7892]

In one of his novels, Rushdie claims ‘tragedy’ means ‘goat song’ in Greek.

[Kyrie Eleison 9312]

Salman is best friend...

[Biff Tannen 45226]

54 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

“No one has any idea what he was doing. Zero,” said Daniel J. O'Keefe, an accountant who conducted a forensic audit for the county. “The arrogance of these guys. They just felt they were above the law. I've never seen it this bad.”

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3 hours ago, Gil Bang said:

 

Isn’t $300 per girl low....?  I always imagine that if you are paying especially high profile that you are paying a lot more than that. 

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10 minutes ago, LABEVO said:

Isn’t $300 per girl low....?  I always imagine that if you are paying especially high profile that you are paying a lot more than that. 

[TheStoicPaisano 9848]

31 minutes ago, LABEVO said:

Isn’t $300 per girl low....?  I always imagine that if you are paying especially high profile that you are paying a lot more than that. 

Not enough service time to be arb-eligible. I bet the one who turned pro in film is caking. Relatively of course.

[JohnnyRage 1617]

11 hours ago, LABEVO said:

but we kept it within state lines!

But our servers are in Bangcock?

[Beau Vine 53737]

12 minutes ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

Not enough service time to be arb-eligible. I bet the one who turned pro in film is caking. Relatively of course.

Has anyone seen the stage name of the one who turned pro?  Asking for a friend...

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Isn’t $300 per girl low....?  I always imagine that if you are paying especially high profile that you are paying a lot more than that. 

Paging@RayDog to the courtesy phone

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25 minutes ago, JohnnyRage said:

But our servers are in Bangcock?

And the city don't know that the city is getting

[Bojack 2023]

3 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

And the city don't know that the city is getting

Well it ain't getting the creme de la creme of the chess world this time.

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2 hours ago, Willfully Horn said:

In one of his novels, Rushdie claims ‘tragedy’ means ‘goat song’ in Greek.

This is the kind of erudite shit I come here for.

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2 hours ago, LABEVO said:

Isn’t $300 per girl low....?  I always imagine that if you are paying especially high profile that you are paying a lot more than that. 

 

splenda daddy 

[Bullneck 18779]

20 hours ago, TexPx said:

 

 

 

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Random thoughts:

- That woman appears to be at least 10 years older than her husband (that's OK, just kinda odd for contemporary discussion). 

- The music is better than most of what my kids listen to on Radio Disney.   

- "Matriarch" is launching her music career and using sex trafficking for inspiration.  I guess CPAC is some sort of variety show now?

 

[South Austin 51681]

11 hours ago, OneOfTheOutOfFocusGuys said:

 

Very underrated movie with an outstanding cast.

[Francisco 2.0 32225]

6 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

And the city don't know that the city is getting

 

6 hours ago, Bojack said:

Well it ain't getting the creme de la creme of the chess world this time.

 

This is how to out your approximate age publicly.

 

 

[NorthLoop 13954]

[Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand 13485]

In 2 months polling will show 61% of Republicans believe Matt Gaetz is a Democratic Representative from Florida. 

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[Nice Guy Eddie 13318]

Gaetz publicly paid his buddy on Venmo with a message like "hit up <insert name>"?

Wow. My opinion of him is actually even lower now.

[Ted Lange 15935]

need an PizzaGaetz Venmo version of this.  
 

[WBT 20280]

If only there was an untraceable store of value that could be exchanged for goods and services 

[Judge Roybeanbag 11730]

26 minutes ago, WBT said:

If only there was an untraceable store of value that could be exchanged for goods and services 

Yeah, but it's Bitcoin, not Bitchcoin.  

[Beantown Express 2.0 6529]

2 hours ago, South Austin said:

Very underrated movie with an outstanding cast.

Jeff Bridges telling the “Five Wet Monkeys” story in The Contender is greatness.

[Red Five 40455]

Gary Oldman was great in that too, of course. "Deviant sex!". 

[Guest Lobo]

13 minutes ago, Judge Roybeanbag said:

Yeah, but it's Bitcoin, not Bitchcoin.  

No, you're thinking of what Gaetz does to Trump's balls---Spitchain.  Some men will do anything for a pardon.  

I picture Gaetz explaining himself to Trump, and seeking his forgiveness, like the young guy in "Airplane II" talking to the priest on the shuttle.  "You see, Mr. President.  There were these two 17 year old girls near my Florida office.  And I stole fake IDs for them from my friend's county tax office.  And I used illicit campaign funds to pay for them for sex in the Bahamas and Bermuda.  And I made one of them get an abortion.  And we were all drunk and and coked up, and then......(SNEEZE!)"

Trump, "bless you."

Gaetz, "Oh thank you Donald, thank you!"  

[Chooky 13278]

Matt is really stressed right now and could probably use some young poon. Wait. 

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There are probably a lot of men silently thanking Gaetz for reminding them to check their Venmo privacy settings.  

[South Austin 51681]

10 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

There are probably a lot of men silently thanking Gaetz for reminding them to check their Venmo privacy settings.  

So I don't use Venmo.  But -- and believe me, this is purely a hypothetical -- when I write a check for $900, is it bad to put in the memo line "For minor women transported across state lines"?