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9 minutes ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

Not a good sign when politicians are discussing the exact age of consent and the precise definition of prostitution. 

It's completely normal for them. They are so accustomed to reframing every last little thing to their advantage that they have not stopped to consider the larger picture much less an ethical one. Whether it is sedition, insurrection, conservatism, socialism, prostitution, they see it as something to which there is a 'play' in the manual that must be run in order to win the game. Figure out the play so you can get through the line. Period. That is what winning is. Not ethics, not compassion, not humanity, not legality, and forget the Constitution--that's like one of those specialty plays you run when you're desperate.

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I see Jenna still suffers from the incurable Resting Insurrectionist Face.  

Although there is no known cure, federal prison can help.  

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Maybe one day, we'll hear a positive story involving Jim Jordan and an athletic locker room.  

Seriously, Congressman Jordan is one more headline away from having Sandusky use him as an example at a parole hearing.

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4 minutes ago, TheRealRonWeaver? said:

Is there any evidence Briscoe Cain would WANT to?

didn't he go to pray away the gay camp? See, now he's a totally straight guy who totally thinks about banging hot chicks all day every day...bro....[whispers] Am I doing this right? [/whispers]

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16 hours ago, Bama Chick said:

Pro Tip - If you morph into “Actually, let’s debate age of consent guy”? LOG OFF THE FUCKING INTERNET.

We are just talking about here in 2021, and not say back in 2001, right?  Because if so, I'm asking on behalf of a friend that maybe we should slow our roll.

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2 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

This is a guy who will sing like a canary to try and reduce his sentence(s).

I mean the guy's fucking attorney admit that Gaetz should be very nervous.  At a press conference.  LOL. Gaetz is definitely up shit creek.  I suppose there's a way to get out since we don't see any indictments yet but he's definitely in some seriously deep shit.  And that's a damn shame. 

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1 hour ago, ChiTownDoc said:

I mean the guy's fucking attorney admit that Gaetz should be very nervous.  At a press conference.  LOL. Gaetz is definitely up shit creek.  I suppose there's a way to get out since we don't see any indictments yet but he's definitely in some seriously deep shit.  And that's a damn shame. 

Yeah, when his attorney said Gaetz should be nervous, it felt like that was a bit of a signal to Gaetz to try and help him out somehow.

Dotard is out of power though, and this all started on his watch, with his DOJ anyways.

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3 hours ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

Briscoe Cain and Harlan Hill have great names for a Western but I don’t believe either could get laid in a whore house. 

Briscoe spent his entire high school career in Deer Park dating guys according to what I read back when he first came to my attention.  I think currently he's married to a female stripper, but that's after he prayed away the gay, or more likely, he found a beard that will leave him alone to fuck guys but that will pretend to be married to him so he doesn't lose his family or, even more likely, their eventual inheritance.  

Bet he was easy to find on Grindr in PA when he was up saving the country from Biden during the voting counts.

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4 hours ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

I'm surprised that someone hasn't yet raised the defense that this is all locker room talk, or boys will be boys.

Oh, it's coming.

Along with some leaked photos of the girl(s) from high school or some such, in casual wear, so others can chime in how they were "asking for it" because of how they dressed.

 

 

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1 hour ago, NameAlreadyInUse said:

Briscoe spent his entire high school career in Deer Park dating guys according to what I read back when he first came to my attention.  I think currently he's married to a female stripper, but that's after he prayed away the gay, or more likely, he found a beard that will leave him alone to fuck guys but that will pretend to be married to him so he doesn't lose his family or, even more likely, their eventual inheritance.  

Bet he was easy to find on Grindr in PA when he was up saving the country from Biden during the voting counts.

This is all true.  He was an openly gay, male cheerleader in high school. A very sympathetic but confused classmate asked him a lot of questions on twitter about why he was now straight and conservative and it was backed up by multiple people that went to school with him. Obviously, he did not respond. 

Weird how these guys reinvent themselves to get elected.  

Who is the great big fat person in the Texas leg who is anti-marihuana but then got outed seeking to purchase it?  His body is shaped like Chet from Weird Science when he is transformed into a turd.

 

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...His body is shaped like Chet from Weird Science when he is transformed into a turd.
 


had a long day at work, a brutal workout, just got back from my meeting and i haven’t had a damn thing to eat yet. i’m tired, sore and hangry.

but this shit here made me legit laugh shat...
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4 hours ago, Cousin Strawberry said:

This is all true.  He was an openly gay, male cheerleader in high school. A very sympathetic but confused classmate asked him a lot of questions on twitter about why he was now straight and conservative and it was backed up by multiple people that went to school with him. Obviously, he did not respond. 

Weird how these guys reinvent themselves to get elected.  

Who is the great big fat person in the Texas leg who is anti-marihuana but then got outed seeking to purchase it?  His body is shaped like Chet from Weird Science when he is transformed into a turd.

 

Was he really completely open in high school?  He's not that much younger than I am and it's amazing how much things changed as far as social acceptability in about 7-10 years.  I don't recall anyone who was openly gay in my Texas high school and can't imagine that it was much different in Deer Park around the turn of the millennium.  

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26 minutes ago, 956 Worldwide said:

Was he really completely open in high school?  He's not that much younger than I am and it's amazing how much things changed as far as social acceptability in about 7-10 years.  I don't recall anyone who was openly gay in my Texas high school and can't imagine that it was much different in Deer Park around the turn of the millennium.  

Had no idea he might've actually been gay until I read the last few posts. Found this on Google: https://www.transadvocate.com/is-briscoe-gun-nut-cain-a-closet-queen_n_31514.htm

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10 minutes ago, C-Man said:

Had no idea he might've actually been gay until I read the last few posts. Found this on Google: https://www.transadvocate.com/is-briscoe-gun-nut-cain-a-closet-queen_n_31514.htm

Yeah, that kind of confirms my thoughts.  Even that tweet said "everyone knew" and "he wasn't exactly closeted. He was a male cheerleader."  

Like I said, he's not that much younger than me.  We had plenty of kids who "everyone knew"--- but not a damn one of them would have actually said in public "I am gay" as a high school kid in a smaller and pretty conservative Texas town at that point in time. I bet the same was true for this guy in Deer Park, it was an open secret but a secret nonetheless.

It's good that times have changed and fewer kids feel like they have to make those types of compromises which can have lifelong impacts. 

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They're already on this...

Project Veritas, the group that believes it's better to ask forgiveness than permission has a video out and it's going across the RW universe:

https://thenationalpulse.com/breaking/leaked-video-shows-cnn-director-admitting-matt-gaetz-stories-are-democrat-propaganda/

 

because PV has a knack for taking videos out of context, difficult to say what the actual context and content was. Also, it's CNN so infotainment and not exactly a hot take.

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25 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

if it were just Democratic propaganda, why would the FBI be involved? why would the accomplice be singing? all of that is untrue? sorry, PV has lost any and all credibility a while ago. 

Well, yeah, that was my point but it hasn't stopped the 'true' believers. PV are hacks and have been hacks since the Swift Boat Veterans days.

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1 hour ago, Mrs Whiggins said:

They're already on this...

Project Veritas, the group that believes it's better to ask forgiveness than permission has a video out and it's going across the RW universe:

https://thenationalpulse.com/breaking/leaked-video-shows-cnn-director-admitting-matt-gaetz-stories-are-democrat-propaganda/

 

because PV has a knack for taking videos out of context, difficult to say what the actual context and content was. Also, it's CNN so infotainment and not exactly a hot take.

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Man I hope he gets blown up.

 

I graduated in the mid 2000s and I remember at least one openly gay theater dude. He did a whole Technicolor dream coat production for the goofy male pageant thing. There were some colorguard dudes who were obviously gay as well. In retrospect, glad I got to know guys like that back then. I’ve evolved a lot as I’ve been to different places and worked with different people, I’m glad I didn’t need to do any evolving on the “some people are gay and they are definitely just gay and they are also ok” front.

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Whoa!

https://www.cnn.com/2021/04/14/politics/gaetz-parties-women-drug-use-sex-payments/index.html

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Women detail drug use, sex and payments after late-night parties with Gaetz and others

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By David Shortell and Paula Reid, CNN

 

Updated 7:11 AM ET, Wed April 14, 2021 

 
 
 

 

 

 
 

 

 
 
 
 
 
 

Orlando, FL (CNN)The first thing some of the women were asked to do when they got to the house parties in the gated community in suburban Orlando was to put away their cellphones, according to two women in attendance who spoke to CNN in recent days. The men inside, a who's who of local Republican officials that often included Rep. Matt Gaetz, did not want the night's activities documented. 

The partygoers, at times dressed in formal wear from a political event they'd just left, mingled and shared drugs like cocaine and ecstasy. Some had sex.
Gaetz, the brash Republican, liked to discuss politics, said one of the women. He behaved like a "frat type of party boy," she said, sometimes taking pills she believed were recreational drugs. 
Details of the parties, which have not been previously reported, were described to CNN by two women who attended several of them over the past few years. Both spoke on condition of anonymity.
 
The behavior of Gaetz and the other high-powered men at the events, and a pattern of digital payments that followed, will likely be items of interest to the Justice Department as part of its probe of Gaetz that includes allegations of sex trafficking and prostitution. 
Federal investigators are examining whether Gaetz engaged in a relationship with a woman that began when she was 17, according to people familiar with the investigation. The investigators have also pursued allegations from witnesses and other evidence that Gaetz may have used cash and drugs in his dealings with the young women.

 

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