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35 minutes ago, GRHorn said:

Check for my last post 

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I haven’t been following the Gaetz story. 

No way!
 

Does anyone on the right really praise this guy? Anything like Cuomo’s repeated national praise? Please. This guy is small time. 
 

God, you’re a fucking retard. 
 

That's called projection. 

 

180 times on Fox

https://www.forbes.com/sites/melissaholzberg/2021/04/05/matt-gaetz-has-appeared-on-fox-news-nearly-180-times/

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13 minutes ago, GRHorn said:

You live in HP I thought? Then you Should know what it looks like 

Actually I live in river oaks. My second home is in highland park. My vacation homes are in aspen and Santa Barbara. It’s a lifestyle. 
 

And despite all that bullshit that avatar meal of yours looks disgusting and is not from Bobs. 

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Just now, Mrs Whiggins said:

Campaign dollars? Slushie fund?

Gaetz is  going with the Project Veritas video and is going to attempt to Swiftboat CNN...

 

Lol.  6 whole figures?!  John Oliver needs to get on the case.  Can light this pedo fuckstick up properly.  

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54 minutes ago, GRHorn said:

Check for my last post in the Cuomo thread you retard. It’s been a while.

I haven’t been following the Gaetz story. If he’s been doing some Epstein shit he belongs in jail. I literally do not care about this guy. 
 

Does anyone on the right really praise this guy? Anything like Cuomo’s repeated national praise? Please. This guy is small time. 
 

God, you’re a fucking retard. 
 

another straight up retard. And I’m big time for reasons other than appreciating a steak at Bob’s. 

Besides Trump? Just Gym Jordan and MJT, who I’m sure you agree with more than not. 

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58 minutes ago, GRHorn said:

Check for my last post in the Cuomo thread you retard. It’s been a while.

I haven’t been following the Gaetz story. If he’s been doing some Epstein shit he belongs in jail. I literally do not care about this guy. 
 

Does anyone on the right really praise this guy? Anything like Cuomo’s repeated national praise? Please. This guy is small time. 
 

God, you’re a fucking retard. 
 

another straight up retard. And I’m big time for reasons other than appreciating a steak at Bob’s. 

Isn’t the R term bannable @immamac?

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2 minutes ago, DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt said:

“...but I constantly have conversations with other retards in San Antonio about Andrew Cuomo.”

No. But he’s a nationally recognized figure. Much more so than Gaetz.
 

He must be the Qanon Congressman. Liberals are way more interested and know way more about him than actual conservatives. 

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No. But he’s a nationally recognized figure. Much more so than Gaetz.
 
He must be the Qanon Congressman. Liberals are way more interested and know way more about him than actual conservatives. 

180 appearances on Fox News, the Conservative party news network. 180. He’s yours. Proudly yours.

Mother Jones isn’t inviting him for interviews. Fox is. 180 times. Because he’s what their audience wants.
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14 minutes ago, DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt said:

“I weigh in on the sexual crimes of politicians based on my perception of their national recognition, not the party in which they are affiliated.”

go fuck your own face, @GRHorn. You are a basic bitch.

Again, for the 1000th time, I don’t bother to come in here and rag on Rs when they fuck up. Y’all have that covered. I already said if he’s guilty of something he should be punished. 

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y’all ‘member when GR tried to convince everyone he was a physician early in the Covid thread? despite it being patently obvious he wasn’t a doctor, he steadfastly kept lying.

cuz i ‘member...

he’s just piece of shit with an inferiority complex...probably has a micropeen.

he’s the rare guy that you laugh at humiliatingly while simultaneously pitying.

he’s certainly not worth anyone’s anger.

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40 minutes ago, Kyrie Eleison said:

y’all ‘member when GR tried to convince everyone he was a physician early in the Covid thread? despite it being patently obvious he wasn’t a doctor, he steadfastly kept lying.

cuz i ‘member...

he’s just piece of shit with an inferiority complex...probably has a micropeen.

he’s the rare guy that you laugh at humiliatingly while simultaneously pitying.

he’s certainly not worth anyone’s anger.

I thought he backed it down to he was a chiropractor.  Yeah, not a real doctor by a long shot.

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1 minute ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

I thought he backed it down to he was a chiropractor.  Yeah, not a real doctor by a long shot.

He’s never really admitted what he actually does just that it’s in the “medical field.” Although he has clearly implied he’s a doctor, which is total horseshit. He claims if we actually know what he does we would track and hunt him down or something.

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Of course gaetz is the loser who at 38 thinks status and everything of value is directly tied to getting strange pussy. Because he’s the fat loser in HS and college who never got any pussy, and was disliked, and therefore he’s overcompensating because he never grew and matured past HS. Which is why he acts like a stupid frat boy pushing 40; all he saw was those guys getting what he couldn’t and he thinks that’s what he has to emulate and that’s what success looks like. It’s fucking sad, really. But fuck him, he deserves zero pity. 
 

Honestly when you examine his behavior through the lense of a fat HS senior trying to buy popularity it sadly makes a fuck ton of sense. What a lame, predictable little snowflake bitch. 

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Daddy Gaetz didn’t sell his healthcare company until 04, so yeah, Matt probably was an incel in HS since he couldn’t pay for ass.

Also, he may be distantly related to a wandering daughter job:

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Don Gaetz was born in Rugby, North Dakota, the son of Olive (Knutson) and Jerry Gaetz

 

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Without exaggeration, there are millions of adolescent boys who go through and graduate hs without having sex that mature into responsible caring men who find a partner (of whichever gender is their preference) and do not act out in the way this reprobate has. That's not being prudish, that's reality. The figure has remained fairly constant over the years (although probably difficult to get super accurate based on teens' self-reporting), but it's about 40%. So, in Florida, where there are over 2 million high schoolers enrolled, that is about 400,000 students (I divided in half for male) and that would be year after year in just one state where most (now adult) males are not scoping out underage girls to pay for sex because they didn't have sex in hs, storming the Capitol because they didn't have sex in hs, showing nudie pics to work colleagues because they didn't have sex in hs, and aren't subject to a Department of Justice investigation for human trafficking because they didn't have sex in hs.

Most guys, IMO, regardless of their sexual opportunities/proclivities in high school are just normal people trying to get by. Matt Gaetz isn't normal by any stretch, he's a privileged predator who uses his privilege to get what he wants and has never suffered any consequences for it.

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1 hour ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

I thought he backed it down to he was a chiropractor.  Yeah, not a real doctor by a long shot.

Are you really saying chiropractors aren’t real doctors?  I mean, I crack the knuckles on my hand and because of this I make people address me as Doctor Beantown, MD.  Is that wrong?

Plus, GR probably isn’t even a chiropractor.  I am guessing he refills the vending machines at a chiropractors office building.  One of the doctors probably gave him a gift certificate to Bob’s as a pity Christmas present.

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32 minutes ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

So, I’ve never been to a back-cracker but pretty damn sure they can’t write scrips.  How does he get his hands on that shit?

Ever heard of horse-trading? 

And by horse-trading, I don't mean political negotiating...I mean trading horse tranquilizers for oxycontin.  

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