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According to Gaetz, the Capitol Police recommended that the individual be arrested, but the Department of Justice supposedly refused to take action.

I sense there is more to this story since it involves a man currently under investigation who maybe has a grudge against said department.....

Best defense is a good offense people say.

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5 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

hopefully Liam Neeson

Matt Gaetz to anonymous caller, "Special set of skills?  You mean like fundraising?"

Liam Neeson, "Yeah, as in I'm gonna have fun raising your nut sack up you pole." 

Dammit, I had something for this.  

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9 hours ago, MaybeACoordinator said:

 

throwing a little ice water here...given that this particular rap/song is one of the most important expose' to date that sheds light on the massive problem of the various forms of mental illness in the black community and the consequences thereof, i'm can't allow application to Gaetz to sully the importance of this message to the world at large.

that said, fuck him for beginning to strart his criminal trial politically...which he is exactly doing.

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The curly headed fuck next to them is Thomas Massie who voted against lynching being a hate crime. Guy is an engineering dude from MIT with a shit ton of patents but tried to grill John Kerry about his political science degree asking it was a science. He is a cock goblin and it disappoints me that none of you could remember him.

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57 minutes ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

I know.  Someone else on Twitter pointed that out.  Like I said, the lambasting is HILARIOUS.  Who is that unfortunate person sitting next to MTG?

 

 

57 minutes ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

I know.  Someone else on Twitter pointed that out.  Like I said, the lambasting is HILARIOUS.  Who is that unfortunate person sitting next to MTG?

 

He was pointed out by StassneyHorn, but even without knowing him I'd just assume he's a half-digested bit of corn floating with the turds.

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6 hours ago, Kyrie Eleison said:

throwing a little ice water here...given that this particular rap/song is one of the most important expose' to date that sheds light on the massive problem of the various forms of mental illness in the black community and the consequences thereof, i'm can't allow application to Gaetz to sully the importance of this message to the world at large.

that said, fuck him for beginning to strart his criminal trial politically...which he is exactly doing.

Here’s a better video. Bushwick bills lyrics at the end are the best.

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11 hours ago, Kyrie Eleison said:

throwing a little ice water here...given that this particular rap/song is one of the most important expose' to date that sheds light on the massive problem of the various forms of mental illness in the black community and the consequences thereof, i'm can't allow application to Gaetz to sully the importance of this message to the world at large.

that said, fuck him for beginning to strart his criminal trial politically...which he is exactly doing.

I've always seen it as more about plain old cocaine paranoia. A friend of mine who has experienced several acute cases of that malady says it's the best song ever written on the subject.  

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18 hours ago, StassneyHorn said:

The curly headed fuck next to them is Thomas Massie who voted against lynching being a hate crime. Guy is an engineering dude from MIT with a shit ton of patents but tried to grill John Kerry about his political science degree asking it was a science. He is a cock goblin and it disappoints me that none of you could remember him.

I remember some hick questioning John Kerry about science but didn't realize it was him.  Massie doesn't seem to do much:

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Massie broke from the majority of his party by opposing the reelection of Speaker of the House John Boehner, instead casting his vote for Justin Amash of Michigan.[41] In May 2013, he voted against the Stolen Valor Act of 2013, which passed 390–3.[42] In December 2013, he was the only congressman to vote against the Undetectable Firearms Act.[43]

In March 2014, Massie voted against a bill to name Israel an American strategic partner. Massie voted no because the bill would have subsidized green energy companies in Israel. He said he would not support subsidies for American green energy companies, let alone foreign ones.[42] The bill passed by a margin of 410–1.[44]

In May 2014, Massie objected to a voice vote to award golf star Jack Nicklaus a gold medal recognizing his "service to the nation", and demanded a roll call vote.[42] The vote passed easily, 371–10.[42] Through mid-June 2014, Massie had voted "no" at least 324 times in the 113th Congress – opposing one of every three measures that came to the House floor. Politico named him "Mr. No".[42]

In 2015, Massie was the sole member of the House to vote "present" on the Joint Comprehensive Plan of Action of Iran's nuclear agreement, citing constitutional concerns that the treaties are not ratified by the House of Representatives and that he had no authority to vote for or against the nuclear deal.[45][46] In November 2016, he voted against an extension of U.S. sanctions against Iran, the only member of the House to do so.[47]

In 2017, Massie introduced a one-page bill that would abolish the United States Department of Education,[48] and cosponsored a bill that would abolish the Environmental Protection Agency.[49]

In April 2017, Massie expressed skepticism over the role of Syrian president Bashar al-Assad in the 2017 Khan Shaykhun chemical attack.[50]

On May 4, 2017, Massie was the sole House member to vote against sanctions on North Korea.[51]

 

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9 hours ago, MaybeACoordinator said:

I've always seen it as more about plain old cocaine paranoia. A friend of mine who has experienced several acute cases of that malady says it's the best song ever written on the subject.  

each stanza addresses a different mental illness…

1.  PTSD

2. Paranoia

3. Depression

4. Schizophrenia

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4 hours ago, Bullneck said:

I remember some hick questioning John Kerry about science but didn't realize it was him.  Massie doesn't seem to do much:

 

He was in the drain the swamp hbo documentary with gaetz. They tried hard to paint him as a good farmer with principles because he hates taking lobbyist money. But his policies and behavior  show him to be a POS. 
 

Every R in that documentary they worked real hard to present as reasonable and sad at the state of our countries politics…only to watch them all go apeshit in the weeks leading up to and following the election. 

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