Matt Gaetz: ethics report to be released (soon?)

[Gil Bang 26190]

frat-bro's bitch ass is being abused on twitter by Ron Perlman.  It's quite satisfying. 

Perlman posts something about BLM.  Gaetz responds that Mr. Woke Hollywood played the role of a racist asshole biker gang leader.

Shit went on from there.

 

Edited thread title, for the googles

Edited 6 hours ago by Gil Bang

[washparkhorn 9968]

Who?

[Gil Bang 26190]

you serious bro?  Is Trump suckass number 1.

 

[workswithseed 2201]

You can fix your thread titles?

[Gil Bang 26190]

yep. Part of edit feature 

[Underdog 29113]

16 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

you serious bro?  Is Trump suckass number 1.

 

Kill.  Fuck. 

[elfenix 34666]

don't make him mad he'll totally call his daddy on you

[washparkhorn 9968]

Heard he grew up in the Truman Show house. And Joe Don Baker fucked his mom. 

Edited June 15, 2020 by washparkhorn

[RomaVicta 30512]

I wonder if Matt thinks Brad Pitt is really an astronaut or that Daniel Day Lewis is actually Abraham Lincoln.

[TexArcher 38854]

Maybe Trump meant to say he's done more for black people than Daniel Day Lewis?

Still probably not true, but slightly less absurd?

[Gil Bang 26190]

[Biff Tannen 46075]

What a fucking chode. Him and Ted Cruz should be forced to be roommates and turn it into a reality show on OAN. 

[Kermit 3162]

Gym Jordan getting dragged into this when he’d rather be ignoring it. 

[RomaVicta 30512]

28 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

 

And Ted Cruz was a champion debater of some sort? He turned on the buzz saw and then ran his hideous face right through it. 

You better shut up or I'll volunteer a friend of mine to kick your ass, tough guy!

How about you do it?

Uh...

Perlman is kicking ass on twitter, but it's almost like Kramer in the kid dojo.

[DigglerontheHoof 21529]

24 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

What a fucking chode. Him and Ted Cruz should be forced to be roommates and turn it into a reality show on OAN. 

There wouldn't be any "force" to it.  They'd be all into Ted and Gym's Lemon Party

[Horn Dog 10157]

29 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

What a fucking chode. Him and Ted Cruz should be forced to be roommates and turn it into a reality show on OAN. 

 

[hpslugga 4097]

I really don’t know which is the bigger con job:

Trump pretending that he knows anything meaningful about political affairs

OR

Gaetz pretending to be an alpha male

Edited June 15, 2020 by hpslugga

[tantric superman 4668]

13 hours ago, RomaVicta said:

I wonder if Matt thinks Brad Pitt is really an astronaut or that Daniel Day Lewis is actually Abraham Lincoln.

Daniel Day Lewis has two left feet.

[hpslugga 4097]

Oh and here’s another thing about Gaetz’ ilk:

Whenever you see a prominent or semi-prominent right winger talking shit about Hollywood and its elitism, chances are very good that it’s just a ruse:

 

[TexArcher 38854]

Lmfao at Ted Cruz talking tough and wanting a pinch hitter if there's an actual physical confrontation then getting completely owned all over Twitter.

What a special Canadian douchebag, eh?

[Guest Lobo]

He almost let Trump be a pinch hitter to fuck his wife, Heidi.  Why wouldn't he sub in somebody for some harmless Greco-Roman?  

[Pescado_Rojo 19571]

1 minute ago, Lobo said:

He almost let Trump be a pinch hitter to fuck his wife, Heidi.  Why wouldn't he sub in somebody for some harmless Greco-Roman?  

[Blotto 23978]

2 hours ago, Lobo said:

He almost let Trump be a pinch hitter to fuck his wife, Heidi.  Why wouldn't he sub in somebody for some harmless Greco-Roman?  

[Gil Bang 26190]

cross-posted, because "gold Jerry, gold"

[elfenix 34666]

let's not forget that, like that piece of shit tom cotton, matt gaetz wants to turn the military on US citizens in their own streets:

 

 

Edited June 16, 2020 by elfenix

[hpslugga 4097]

Lol that fucking clown thinks the US has a mission to “hunt down” terrorists in the Middle East.

[Biff Tannen 46075]

1 hour ago, elfenix said:

let's not forget that, like that piece of shit tom cotton, matt gaetz wants to turn the military on US citizens in their own streets:

 

 

He is quickly climbing the list of biggest pieces of shit in the GOP. 

[Gil Bang 26190]

 

[Fudge Nuggets 19410]

Pretty sure Matt had to look up a lot of the words in Steve’s tweet.

[Biff Tannen 46075]

2 hours ago, Gil Bang said:

 

Straight fire. 

[Biff Tannen 46075]

Slap dick just pulled the "all lives matter" card in congress when asked if black lives matter.

[Beau Vine 55844]

 

[Guest Lobo]

Something about him...seems like he and Rex Kramer have date raped the same women.  

[Bama Chick 28596]

Look at this pathetic performance.

He wanted to drop a slur so bad.

[Biff Tannen 46075]

1 hour ago, Bama Chick said:

Look at this pathetic performance.

 

 

He wanted to drop a slur so bad.

 

I'll pass.  Gaetz is on the same level as dotard for me, in that I make it a priority to never hear their voices.

[fattyflattie 4640]

Damn that was good.

Was that a nerve?

[Chuckie Finster 22994]

Look at this pathetic performance.





He wanted to drop a slur so bad.

In case anyone is wondering: no, Matt Gaetz does not have any black children. Or any children for that matter.

[NameAlreadyInUse 5169]

That didn't stop him from throwing a hissy fit when Mr. Richmond told him if he had black kids that Richmond cared about them more than he did.  That was pretty epic, and I watched it despite the fact that in general I follow the same rule as @Biff Tannen

[Guest Lobo]

55 minutes ago, Chuckie Finster said:

In case anyone is wondering: no, Matt Gaetz does not have any black children. Or any children for that matter.

Impotence is a bitch.  

[Longhorn_Fan68 34088]

7 minutes ago, Lobo said:

Impotence is a bitch.  

I'm going with micropeen

[Pescado_Rojo 19571]

2 hours ago, Chuckie Finster said:

In case anyone is wondering: no, Matt Gaetz does not have any black children. Or any children for that matter.

I bet that walking frat paddle has paid for at least 5 abortions, though. 

[Pancho 46095]

Torbush.

 

[Mach 1 1677]

NVM

Edited June 18, 2020 by Mach 1

[NWBuck 8621]

NSIAP

 

[HenryJames 67137]

 

[DigglerontheHoof 21529]

Quite possibly the most punchable face on earth.  

[HenryJames 67137]

wut

[Jive Turkey 12931]

Gaetz may be Nestor’s “daddy,” but Nestor is not his son. 

Edited June 18, 2020 by Jive Turkey

[henrygandorf 29225]

11 minutes ago, Jive Turkey said:

Gaetz may be Nestor’s “daddy,” but Nestor is not his son. 

reminds me of the scene in bachelor party where his future in-laws are asking tom hanks about having children, and he says, "we're thinking maybe adoption, there's this 17 year old korean girl i've got my eye on."

[henrygandorf 29225]

also (i'm just getting caught up on this thread) but is matt gaetz really trying to get into a race-war over twitter with ron perlman, a jewish man with a black wife (and mixed children)?

and he's 70, so yeah, let's challenge him to a wrestling match in the middle of a pandemic.