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3 hours ago, Hookah Horns said:

So unless I'm missing something, with the venmo we don't have Gaetz dead to rights on an underage girl just yet. I'm guessing the Beast doesn't know the ages of the other two girls yet?

I saw something that said they were young as well (not underage though). Knowing Daily Beast, I'm wondering if they are trying to line up interviews with the girls, and keeping the names secret because of that.

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4 minutes ago, Lobo said:

Their whole exchange, except for Matt being completely unable to read the room, cracked me up as it reminded me of a scene.  And I cannot remember what movie it was but it's a guy who is on the hot seat and his buddy is there in the room, and he says something like, "I mean, I didn't think they were hookers.  I know I didn't pay them...(looking at friend across room who is pissed off to even be there, dragged into this shit)...did you pay them?"  It was some 90's or early 2000's comedy.  But reminds me of Gaetz and Tucker.  

I think it was Wedding Singer when Steve Buscemi is doing the drunk toast at the wedding. “I guess they were prostitutes, but I don’t remember paying.”

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Maybe when the lead accusation against you is raping children...back off bragging about how much time you're spending in public parks.  

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I like how they’re both practicing how to place their hands upon the prison visitation glass.  
 

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7 hours ago, Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand said:

NOTHING BEATS LIGHTNING BOLT!!! 😠😠😠

you must not have played AD&D or Wizardry

 

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54 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said:

you must not have played AD&D or Wizardry

 

3. Prismatic Spray

i once took out Hastur as a 17th-level Illusionist with a Prismatic Spray.

 

2.  Daern's Instant Fortress AND a Bag of Holding AND Time Stop

put the cube (the fortress) in the bag.  cast time stop.  speak the fortress command word.  move 1000 feet away during the time stop.

the moment you are 1001 feet away time stop automatically ends.  the fortress will activate inside the bag and rip space time, diameter/radius per the DM.

 

1. Tiltowait

unlimited thermonuclear yield contained in a 10' x 10 ' x 10' box.  don't leave home without it.

 

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9 hours ago, Hagbard Celine said:

you must not have played AD&D or Wizardry

 

3. Prismatic Spray

i once took out Hastur as a 17th-level Illusionist with a Prismatic Spray.

 

2.  Daern's Instant Fortress AND a Bag of Holding AND Time Stop

put the cube (the fortress) in the bag.  cast time stop.  speak the fortress command word.  move 1000 feet away during the time stop.

the moment you are 1001 feet away time stop automatically ends.  the fortress will activate inside the bag and rip space time, diameter/radius per the DM.

 

1. Tiltowait

unlimited thermonuclear yield contained in a 10' x 10 ' x 10' box.  don't leave home without it.

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9 hours ago, Hagbard Celine said:

Daern's Instant Fortress AND a Bag of Holding AND Time Stop

put the cube (the fortress) in the bag.  cast time stop.  speak the fortress command word.  move 1000 feet away during the time stop.

the moment you are 1001 feet away time stop automatically ends.  the fortress will activate inside the bag and rip space time, diameter/radius per the DM.

I’m not buying that. Maybe your DM sucked. 

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Johnny Carson as Carnac, "Ride or Die.......Ride or Die." 

(opens envelope, blows it open, and removes card)

Johnny Carson as Carnac, "The options a nude Matt Gaetz gives his underage call girl when she comes out of the bathroom."  

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12 minutes ago, Underdog said:

IOW, right in Matt's wheelhouse. 

What is also in Matt's wheelhouse is that her brother (Palmer) left the company he founded, Oculus, and started a defense company named Anduril which makes autonomous drones and sensors with the military in mind. ( I believe the Air Force awarded them a contract. I'm sure Gaetz sitting on the Armed Services Committee is just a coincidence. Palmer apparently funded Reddit trolls dedicated to electing Trump. https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2016/sep/23/oculus-palmer-luckey-funding-trump-reddit-trolls

 

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4 hours ago, Bama Chick said:

I appreciate his commitment to tweeting through it.

He thinks the "silent majority" is growing louder everyday.

Where was this "silent majority" last November? Because the people he is referring to acted and voted like a loud minority last November, and then back in January, they acted like a loud minority that didn't get their way.

 

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13 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

He thinks the "silent majority" is growing louder everyday.

Where was this "silent majority" last November? Because the people he is referring to acted and voted like a loud minority last November, and then back in January, they acted like a loud minority that didn't get their way.

 

FBI should encourage the “silent majority”’of sex predators to stage a support rally for Gaetz.

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