Matt Gaetz: ethics report to be released (soon?)

[Gatorubet 30643]

1 hour ago, Satchel said:

If some of the Magalitia are willing to publicly accuse Gaetz of child sexual assault, one can only imagine what they’re saying about him privately.

“Matt…. you still got those digits?”

[High Plains Drifter 11164]

On 4/21/2024 at 12:01 PM, atomheartbevo said:

The huddle grew so heated, that at one point, Van Orden – a Johnson ally who decided to step in and provide backup for the speaker – told Gaetz to “kick rocks, tubby.”

“I’m a retired Navy Seal, and Navy Seals only go places with a swim buddy, and the speaker didn’t have a swim buddy,” Van Orden told CNN, recounting the exchange. “So he didn’t ask me to come over there. I went and was his swim buddy.”

 

swim buddy? wtf? Is that what they are calling it now?

 

 

 

[SydneyCarton 49427]

16 minutes ago, High Plains Drifter said:

 

swim buddy? wtf? Is that what they are calling it now?

 

 

 

[TeeDubya 3362]

1 hour ago, High Plains Drifter said:

 

swim buddy? wtf? Is that what they are calling it now?

 

 

 

It aint queer if you're not tied to the pier.

[Neonmoon 38130]

1 hour ago, High Plains Drifter said:

“I’m a retired Navy Seal, and Navy Seals only go places with a swim buddy, and the speaker didn’t have a swim buddy,” Van Orden told CNN, recounting the exchange. “So he didn’t ask me to come over there. I went and was his swim buddy.”

I’m starting to think Navy Seals are a bunch of dorks. Hawkins would be ashamed 

[StassneyHorn 6757]

On 4/21/2024 at 9:27 AM, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

 

 

 

 

 

If he would’ve finished this with “Red hats during the day” I would’ve emptied the entire bean bag

[Leeroy Jenkins 2475]

One of my classmates from USNA is running against this douche bag.

[Leeroy Jenkins 2475]

One of my classmates from USNA is running against this douche bag.

Never mind. Apparently I was given bad info.

[YGIFS 19457]

Well Naval Intelligence isn't what it used to be.  

I honestly wonder if he couldn't be primaried by a more moderate Republican.  I know, I know every GOP'er is evil and donating millions to a high single digit +R is the Democratic playbook.  But he is losing allies in the party and right quick.  It's not gonna flip until 2032.  And the party would love to get rid of this shitstain since he's no longer a viable fundraiser.  Just curious what may happen this cycle.  probably nothing.  But surely by 2026.  

[miguelito 11453]

1 hour ago, Leeroy Jenkins said:

Never mind. Apparently I was given bad info.

God dammit, Leeroy. 

[Leeroy Jenkins 2475]

God dammit, Leeroy. 

Yeah it was posted on our Class FB page. Then it was removed. Maybe it was too early to announce? Hopefully. The guy mentioned was a very good guy but I haven’t seen him in some time. I don’t think he went full MAGA.

[Sawbonz 28094]

13 hours ago, Leeroy Jenkins said:

Never mind. Apparently I was given bad info.

[safe sex 11926]

I give your friend a 33.3 (repeating, of course)% chance of running

[Leeroy Jenkins 2475]

Well my intel was good....

 

Suck it Matt

[BehoId, The Underminer! 11669]

I’m as amazed at Gaetz’s ill fitting suits as much as anything.  

[Rimbo 26873]

[YGIFS 19457]

6 hours ago, BehoId, The Underminer! said:

I’m as amazed at Gaetz’s ill fitting suits as much as anything.  

Well, excuse Matt!   the Pensacola Chess King outlet store isn't what it used to be, okay Mr. Money Bags?  

(note to self, send Matt to my tux guy at Pensacola Men's Wearhouse before Junior Prom season)

[Mittens 8655]

 

[bolverk 30260]

17 minutes ago, Mittens said:

 

I, bolverk of Surly Horns, do hereby publicly accuse Matt Gaetz of many misdeeds and wrongdoings.

[WhatTheBuck 28904]

48 minutes ago, bolverk said:

I, bolverk of Surly Horns, do hereby publicly accuse Matt Gaetz of many misdeeds and wrongdoings.

Then, logically, you must not be a human being.

QQD. 

[bolverk 30260]

58 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Then, logically, you must not be a human being.

QQD. 

I'm not an animal! I AM A HUMAN BEING!

[Macanudo 13265]

2 hours ago, Mittens said:

 

He has an Eddie Munster thing going on there.   Did he have some work done?

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18 minutes ago, Macanudo said:

He has an Eddie Munster thing going on there.   Did he have some work done?

[4th&Five 41914]

[Born to Run 6598]

Yacko and Wacko. Hat tip.

[Dnaguy 12586]

3 hours ago, Mittens said:

 

 

The Botox is giving off some HUUUGGGGEEEE Dracula vibes my man.

Best you stay away from the MAGA beauty school friendo.

There's no one who's made it to the other side without looking like a batman villian.

Edited May 7 by Dnaguy

[ChuckNorrisActionJeans 2692]

more like a funeral director who embalms with his own fluids. [shudder]

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[jimmyjazz 46998]

Cut it out, y'all are giving me the creeps.

[Rimbo 26873]

2 hours ago, Born to Run said:

On 4/29/2024 at 6:43 PM, Rimbo said:

Yacko and Wacko. Hat tip.

And Dot. The Warner Brothers and Sister.

Also known as: Matt Gaetz's dating prospects.

[Born to Run 6598]

And Dot. The Warner Brothers and Sister.
Also known as: Matt Gaetz's dating prospects.

Pretty sure I could sing that entire intro song.

Totally insaney.

That show and Ren and Stimpy hit a pretty narrow demographic when quoting in the wild. But when ykyk.

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[Rimbo 26873]

Matt Gaetz is terrible at blackjack.

Spoiler

He always hits on 16.

 

 

[YGIFS 19457]

Something, something…soft 17

[Rimbo 26873]

[Satchel 6982]

5 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

 

 

Swalwell is the baddest GOP ass dragger in the House.

[NWBuck 8621]

6 hours ago, Satchel said:

Swalwell is the baddest GOP ass dragger in the House.

[Satchel 6982]

7 minutes ago, NWBuck said:

Jasmine is coming on strong, but it’s a joy to watch Swalwell drag Gym Jordan for points

[Underdog 29113]

Don’t forget rock star Moskowitz, dude just slays Comer every time. 

[Satchel 6982]

9 hours ago, Underdog said:

Don’t forget rock star Moskowitz, dude just slays Comer every time. 

So true. The new Dems are bad asses.

[Rimbo 26873]

[Rimbo 26873]

On 6/4/2024 at 11:11 PM, NWBuck said:

[Longhorn_Fan68 34088]

misuse of meme, -1 internet point. yours is not a controversial opinion

[Sawbonz 28094]

9 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

misuse of meme, -1 internet point. yours is not a controversial opinion

I would make an argument that it could be interpreted as everyone trying to get the mike so they can be the one to scream “would”

[SaucyJack 3518]

1 hour ago, Rimbo said:

[Rimbo 26873]

1 hour ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

misuse of meme, -1 internet point. yours is not a controversial opinion

 

I mean, I definitely get off short, chonky, powerful chicas with brains and pizzazz. But this is definitely not everyone's thing by a long shot.

 

1 hour ago, Sawbonz said:

I would make an argument that it could be interpreted as everyone trying to get the mike so they can be the one to scream “would”

Oh, but in that case, Longhorn_Fan68 would be entirely correct, because that's not what that meme is for.

[YGIFS 19457]

I saw Crockett next to a guy I know to be 6'0" and she appeared to be about 5'8" by comparison, though probably in fancy dress shoes as is customary in Congress.  She is 99% in my wheelhouse.  

And yeah, I thought the "Would" meme served two purposes.  For women that were definitely not that attractive but still had something about them (usually dirty).  Or attractive women that were complete vile human shitstains but you still want to do the hate-fuck to them.  Like you don't use the "Would" meme on Liz Hurley or Selma Hayek, that's not a bold move to want to bang a 10 who absolutely knows what she's doing in bed.  But like a Lauren Boebert or a Mae Whitman (her?), that would qualify the meme.  I dunno.  I was told there'd be nudes of all the above.

[Rimbo 26873]

1 hour ago, YGIFS said:

I saw Crockett next to a guy I know to be 6'0" and she appeared to be about 5'8" by comparison, though probably in fancy dress shoes as is customary in Congress.  She is 99% in my wheelhouse.  

And yeah, I thought the "Would" meme served two purposes.  For women that were definitely not that attractive but still had something about them (usually dirty).  Or attractive women that were complete vile human shitstains but you still want to do the hate-fuck to them.  Like you don't use the "Would" meme on Liz Hurley or Selma Hayek, that's not a bold move to want to bang a 10 who absolutely knows what she's doing in bed.  But like a Lauren Boebert or a Mae Whitman (her?), that would qualify the meme.  I dunno.  I was told there'd be nudes of all the above.

Yeah, I guess... I did not expect the appeal to be as universal as it is.

I mean. Definitely would. Didn't expect competition.

fight me

[YGIFS 19457]

There is no competition for Jasmine Crockett.  Only me and a series of losers.  And I guess her husband.  I'm starting to hold him the same regard as Brad Hall at this point.  

 I mean, I get that most of us out-kicked our coverage.  But I was at one point decent looking and funny.  Then there's some dudes that just fall ass-backwards into marriages with sexy, intelligent, funny, sexy (again) women and you look at the guy like, him?  Really?  That man?  Okay, but I'm over here if you need me madam...nobody needs to know.