Matt Gaetz: ethics report to be released (soon?)

[Satchel 6,982]

 

[TexArcher 38,854]

Joey Mannarino seems like he's got a micropeen.

[tx ind 7,056]

Any word on who the 4-6 senators were?

[Dnaguy 12,586]

20 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

Joey Mannarino seems like he's got a micropeen.

He’s a bot so…..

[Chad Fuck 18,104]

She’s a straight up grifter like he is. Plus she’s much better looking. No surprise she got the nod. It’ll be fun to see how the Republican senators assess the 25k quid pro quo.

[Gil Bang 26,190]

1 hour ago, Satchel said:

Pam Bondi. She’s every bit as bad as Gaetz. Lord help us.

I would argue that she's worse, because she's actually an experienced prosecutor.  Evil as she undoubtedly is, she might actually accomplish something. Gaetz, like a young Anthony Soprano playing center field, would miss the fly ball because he was thinking about cooze.   Gaetz never had the makings of a varsity AG.  

[C-Man 27,708]

I would argue that she's worse, because she's actually an experienced prosecutor.  Evil as she undoubtedly is, she might actually accomplish something. Gaetz, like a young Anthony Soprano playing center field, would miss the fly ball because he was thinking about cooze.   Gaetz never had the makings of a varsity AG.  

Gaetz has like one year (maybe) of experience being an attorney — as shitty a human as he is, can’t imagine he’d have been very effectual as AG. Probably would’ve done more illegal shit.

[C-Man 27,708]

Pam Bondi. She’s every bit as bad as Gaetz. Lord help us.

[Michael Knight 13,199]

 

https://bsky.app/profile/ericcolumbus.bsky.social/post/3lbiajewtfc22

[Pam Cummings 9,828]

Lulz. Maybe he did the math on people who work for DJT and concluded that he'd be in the waste bin and out of a career as a political grifter in short order if he gave up his elected position to take an AG appointment.

[Gil Bang 26,190]

Gaetz told Charlie Kirk that he's not returning to congress next term. 

[Horn Dogg 4,278]

1 hour ago, Michael Knight said:

 

https://bsky.app/profile/ericcolumbus.bsky.social/post/3lbiajewtfc22

I hope that SOB sits back and wonders why he didn’t get rid of Trump when he had the chance.  Then I hope he decides to spend the next 2 years getting in Trump’s way.

['stache 22,118]

 

[Longhorn_Fan68 34,088]

1 hour ago, Gil Bang said:

Gaetz told Charlie Kirk that he's not returning to congress next term. 

must be some compelling evidence against him. guessing he'll get the Madison Cawthorn treatment, as he should

[Biff Tannen 46,075]

1 hour ago, Horn Dogg said:

I hope that SOB sits back and wonders why he didn’t get rid of Trump when he had the chance.  Then I hope he decides to spend the next 2 years getting in Trump’s way.

Isn't he retiring?

[Gatorubet 30,643]

4 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

Isn't he retiring?

[C-Man 27,708]

1 hour ago, Gil Bang said:

Gaetz told Charlie Kirk that he's not returning to congress next term. 

The report must be really, really, really, really bad.

 

7 minutes ago, Gatorubet said:

Dammit, you beat me to it! May Moscow Mitch rot in hell for not taking care of the GOP's "Trump Problem" back in 2021 -- and a whole lot of other shit before that.

[Ojo Rojo 2,041]

2 hours ago, Gil Bang said:

Gaetz told Charlie Kirk that he's not returning to congress next term. 

Great.  He's going to be our next president.

[Wally Fairway 5,664]

Seriously, you know that somewhere Gaetz posted on-line or told his friends, I'm gonna fuck the hot under age blonde because it's not.like I'm running for public office.

Edited November 22 by Wally Fairway

[kevwun 16,366]

26 minutes ago, C-Man said:

The report must be really, really, really, really bad.

 

Dammit, you beat me to it! May Moscow Mitch rot in hell for not taking care of the GOP's "Trump Problem" back in 2021 -- and a whole lot of other shit before that.

Yeah, he can spend the rest of his miserable life thwarting Trump and it won't even begin to make up for his role in this shitshow.

[Horn Dogg 4,278]

46 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

Isn't he retiring?

His term runs through Jan 2027.  If he can fuck with Trump through the mid-terms he would be doing us all a solid.  Although he should have just gotten rid of Trump at one of TWO impeachment chances he had in front of him.

[Gil Bang 26,190]

55 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

Isn't he retiring?

from GOP leadership, a-la Pelosi. 

[The Original Greaser Bob 2,880]

19 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

Details?

She's their standard.

[Hermanator 7,574]

Putting your hopes on Moscow Mitch to do the right thing...

[Horn Dogg 4,278]

13 minutes ago, Hermanator said:

Putting your hopes on Moscow Mitch to do the right thing...

Sadly it’s about all we got at this point.

[Gil Bang 26,190]

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2024/nov/22/matt-gaetz-cameo-fan-videos

 

Gaetz is on Cameo now. 

[Horn Dogg 4,278]

On 11/22/2024 at 4:06 PM, Gil Bang said:

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2024/nov/22/matt-gaetz-cameo-fan-videos

 

Gaetz is on Cameo now. 

We should pay him to make one with a Surly written script.

[Underdog 29,113]

Written by Chad Briscoe. 

[C-Man 27,708]

On 11/22/2024 at 6:06 PM, Gil Bang said:

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2024/nov/22/matt-gaetz-cameo-fan-videos

 

Gaetz is on Cameo now. 

Next stop OnlyFans!

[Gil Bang 26,190]

 

 

[4th&Five 41,914]

 

[Gil Bang 26,190]

I'll believe it when I see it. 

[DDD Dad 14,592]

 

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"I was charged with nothing: FULLY EXONERATED. Not even a campaign finance violation. And the people investigating me hated me," Gaetz's post said in part. "Then, the very "witnesses" DOJ deemed not-credible were assembled by House Ethics to repeat their claims absent any cross-examination or challenge from me or my attorneys. I've had no chance to ever confront any accusers. I've never been charged. I've never been sued."

"Instead, House Ethics will reportedly post a report online that I have no opportunity to debate or rebut as a former member of the body," Gaetz said in his post. "In my single days, I often sent funds to women I dated - even some I never dated but who asked. I dated several of these women for years. I NEVER had sexual contact with someone under 18. Any claim that I have would be destroyed in court - which is why no such claim was ever made in court.

"My 30's were an era of working very hard - and playing hard too.

"It's embarrassing, though not criminal, that I probably partied, womanized, drank and smoked more than I should have earlier in life. I live a different life now.

https://www.newsweek.com/matt-gaetz-reacts-house-panel-vote-release-investigation-findings-2002944

Edited 12 hours ago by DDD Dad

[Gil Bang 26,190]

Now this fucking tool is threatening to show up to be sworn in, fuck with the speaker election, and file a bunch of motions to "expose" members of Congress that have paid "me too" settlements. 

Fuck yeah, dickhead! Burn it all down!

[DDD Dad 14,592]

4 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

Now this fucking tool is threatening to show up to be sworn in, fuck with the speaker election, and file a bunch of motions to "expose" members of Congress that have paid "me too" settlements. 

Fuck yeah, dickhead! Burn it all down!

[C-Man 27,708]

1 hour ago, Gil Bang said:

Now this fucking tool is threatening to show up to be sworn in, fuck with the speaker election, and file a bunch of motions to "expose" members of Congress that have paid "me too" settlements. 

Fuck yeah, dickhead! Burn it all down!

[Shut up Lou Holtz 2,090]

1 hour ago, C-Man said:

Fuck yes!!!!

[Slacks 7,034]

This thread is four and a half years old.

There is only one real impending release.

 

skeet skeet, hoes.

[staboner 5,068]