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6 hours ago, Gil Bang said:

Austin would really like to slap this bitch
 

I really don't understand why they don't go on the offensive when these idiots start up.

"Excuse me, why are you acting like such a child?  What on earth is wrong with you?  Why are you wasting everyone's time?"

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9 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

I really don't understand why they don't go on the offensive when these idiots start up.

"Excuse me, why are you acting like such a child?  What on earth is wrong with you?  Why are you wasting everyone's time?"

I don’t know that evoking children around him is the best course of action 

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He actually started out half-way decent........you got a big budget already, how specifically will an increase help hypersonic weapons systems?

But then quickly devolves into wokeism.  Matt, the $773b number and the literal army of general and flag officers behind Sec. Austin should indicate to you that our massive DoD can develop missiles, bring Russia to its knees, and offer an elective at the Naval War College in gender studies..all before the time West Point has the Sadie Hawkins Dance.  We've fought three-theater wars TWICE in the last 80 years.  You'd be surprised what the U.S. Military is capable of.  

Mattie, sweetheart.  The Secretary was trying to help you read between the lines so you didn't have this awkward conversation in public where Russia could see it.  You kept pressing him on "You said Russia would take Ukraine in 36 days, you blow every call!"  He took it in stride and tried to throw you a bone... by basically asking if it had occurred to you that Russia is stuck in the mire not despite of our intelligence, but because of it.  He was trying to tell you that we're feeding Ukraine and their immediate Western/Souther neighbors the intel and supplies they need precisely to delay Russia past 36 days because that's their logistical tipping point.  You poor child.  He had to de-pants you in front of your Russian handlers.  I know you get lumped in with MTG, Boebert, Gohmert, and the rest of the Tard Pard.  But you're not actually stupid.  You're a grimy little pimp, but you're far more intelligent than the rest of those schmucks.  Learn to read a situation dude.  The skill will serve you well in prison.

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1 hour ago, Biff Tannen said:

I really don't understand why they don't go on the offensive when these idiots start up.

"Excuse me, why are you acting like such a child?  What on earth is wrong with you?  Why are you wasting everyone's time?"

Man, Secretary Austin showed amazing restraint there and I am not sure it’s helpful.  I will forever not understand why people in these positions don’t  just verbally fuck some of these guys up when they get out of line like that.  

That makes me ragey.  

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1 hour ago, A-Tex Devil said:

Man, Secretary Austin showed amazing restraint there and I am not sure it’s helpful.  I will forever not understand why people in these positions don’t  just verbally fuck some of these guys up when they get out of line like that.  

That makes me ragey.  

I agree. They should be sneered at, mocked and shown no respect.

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4 hours ago, A-Tex Devil said:

Man, Secretary Austin showed amazing restraint there and I am not sure it’s helpful.  I will forever not understand why people in these positions don’t  just verbally fuck some of these guys up when they get out of line like that.  

That makes me ragey.  

Very frustrating to watch. If I'm Austin and have that resume, I'd have gotten Gaetz to cry from the thrashing he'd get. 

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15 minutes ago, Hookah Horns said:

Very frustrating to watch. If I'm Austin and have that resume, I'd have gotten Gaetz to cry from the thrashing he'd get. 

You don’t even have to get personal.  I’d just say “Did you serve? No?  Then I yield MY time, and you can spout off all the alt-right cliche tropes you want while you have the floor and I’ll just chill out right here……………………

 

…………………..sixteen year olds, dude.”

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20 hours ago, Gil Bang said:

Austin would really like to slap this bitch
 

Anytime he questions someone, they should seriously only answer him with,  "on the advice of my attorney,  I refuse to answer on the grounds that your question and therefore your line of questioning are merely seeking a soundbite and not actual information"

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13 hours ago, C-Man said:

Boy, ol' Matty worked in quite a few GQP buzzwords such as "CRT" and "pronouns" and "wokeism." Damn near got me a bingo.

Remember, conservative discourse is no longer about ideas. It's all rhetoric and culture war. 

It's the only mechanism they have to fight policy discussions. Disrupt and derail with a firehose of falsehoods, and crowd out any agenda but your own.

We've been having a nice little demo of it in the Ukraine War thread too

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6 minutes ago, SKJ said:

Anytime he questions someone, they should seriously only answer him with,  "on the advice of my attorney,  I refuse to answer on the grounds that your question and therefore your line of questioning are merely seeking a soundbite and not actual information"

Also,  actually,  you could also just slow play him to troll the fuck out of him.  Every time he asks a question,  just pull out a big ass folder and binders of information, fake read a bunch of info,  then either ask him to clarify the question,  or, since he only asks questions in a leading fashion, give him a simple yes/no answer after burning 20 seconds or so of his time.

Shut him all the way down,  all the time,  every single time,  because you know he's just trolling for lulz and soundbites he can think of while fucking underage girls so he can finally come. 

 

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4 minutes ago, Bojack said:

Never have I heard such glorification of criminal behavior in a rap song.  That was disgusting.  

either high satire or low social awareness. I cannot decide

  

2 minutes ago, elfenix said:

did those guys glue merkins to their chins?

nah, real pubes, brah

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1 hour ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

either high satire or low social awareness. I cannot decide

  

I'm not claiming high satire but was meant to be satire.  In any case, I can't remember any other rappers ever writing odes to known pedophiles.   

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On 4/5/2022 at 7:24 PM, A-Tex Devil said:

Man, Secretary Austin showed amazing restraint there and I am not sure it’s helpful.  I will forever not understand why people in these positions don’t  just verbally fuck some of these guys up when they get out of line like that.  

That makes me ragey.  

 

On 4/5/2022 at 8:32 PM, Satchel said:

I agree. They should be sneered at, mocked and shown no respect.

 

On 4/5/2022 at 11:46 PM, Hookah Horns said:

Very frustrating to watch. If I'm Austin and have that resume, I'd have gotten Gaetz to cry from the thrashing he'd get. 

 

On 4/6/2022 at 12:04 AM, A-Tex Devil said:

You don’t even have to get personal.  I’d just say “Did you serve? No?  Then I yield MY time, and you can spout off all the alt-right cliche tropes you want while you have the floor and I’ll just chill out right here……………………

 

…………………..sixteen year olds, dude.”

again...if Dems were bigger assholes we'd all be better off.

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again...if Dems were bigger assholes we'd all be better off.

I mean, the reason they’re the better option is because comparatively they aren’t the party of cruel dickhead assholes.

It might work in the short term to keep republicans at bay to fight assholery with assholery but the country and democracy will suffer - just in a different way.

Tis a conundrum for sure.
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52 minutes ago, elfenix said:

This is what's needed and isn't at all assholery
 

It would be cool if he had actually told Hawley to go fuck himself. But he didn’t. He just pointed out what we already knew. It won’t change anything. Hawley will continue being the same prick he’s always been and raising money off of it. 

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11 hours ago, Bama Chick said:


I mean, the reason they’re the better option is because comparatively they aren’t the party of cruel dickhead assholes.

It might work in the short term to keep republicans at bay to fight assholery with assholery but the country and democracy will suffer - just in a different way.

Tis a conundrum for sure.

Assholery is really not the right way to frame it, really.  True righteous and indignant anger can be a positive in a situation like this.  Doesn't make you an asshole if you are dressing down an asshole.  Ummmm..... so to speak. 

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On 4/6/2022 at 8:18 AM, SKJ said:

Anytime he questions someone, they should seriously only answer him with,  "on the advice of my attorney,  I refuse to answer on the grounds that doing so would mean I am willingly cooperating with a known pedophile" 

I'd take a slightly different angle. 

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Assholery is really not the right way to frame it, really.  True righteous and indignant anger can be a positive in a situation like this.  Doesn't make you an asshole if you are dressing down an asshole.  Ummmm..... so to speak. 

A modern version of “have you no shame, Senator?”

We know they don’t now, so of course that’d never work.

Maybe some sweet clap back where every time Gaetz mentions something stupid you call out his dwi and proclivity for teenagers. Make his Twitter clip your Twitter clip. There’s one for everybody on the gop side. Time to remind Cruz about his loyalty to Trump over his family, on and on.
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