Got bear-glarized this morning

[harpercollins 394]

About 6 am

[Dewey 3332]

Yeti still undefeated? 

[Marfa Low Crown 2562]

That could easily be my kitchen in the morning after a night of industrious drinking so this thread hits close to home. 

[strangulation! 1716]

those dot's pretzels are delicious. that bear will come back for them, if nothing else.

[idigTexas 2331]

I suppose you should be thankful that at least he chose to shit in the woods?

[Kennythetiger 9629]

3 hours ago, strangulation! said:

those dot's pretzels are delicious. that bear will come back for them, if nothing else.

Expensive, too.

[Pato del Muerto 53511]

You have split upper and lower door fridge?  Can’t say I’ve seen one of those. 

[Dennis Taylor 19362]

9 hours ago, harpercollins said:

About 6 am

So you never heard anything, like the sounds a bear would make going through your fridge 

[Bullneck 19531]

9 hours ago, Marfa Low Crown said:

That could easily be my kitchen in the morning after a night of industrious drinking so this thread hits close to home. 

Yeah, I don't see anything unusual about this.  Except for the bear tracks.

[Iceman 2978]

the footprint in the lower picture is just badass...if the other shit wasn't torn up.

[Kyrie Eleison 9312]

the fuck you live...Kountze?

[Walden Ponderer 12639]

I was told by a neighbor to be alert for juvenile black bears in May and June every year. Evidently, this is the time of year when male bears are kicked out by mama, and go looking for territory. They wander through our neighborhood on their way to remoter woods, and occasionally break into chicken coops, beehives, trash cans, etc. 70 to 80 pound black bears are basically just like big dogs, but it does seem like a novel kind of nuisance for a Texas born and bred fella.

[NeverMarryAStripper 22304]

I’m assuming your wife is blonde and this is just payback

[elfenix 34752]

9 minutes ago, Walden Ponderer said:

I was told by a neighbor to be alert for juvenile black bears in May and June every year. Evidently, this is the time of year when male bears are kicked out by mama, and go looking for territory. They wander through our neighborhood on their way to remoter woods, and occasionally break into chicken coops, beehives, trash cans, etc. 70 to 80 pound black bears are basically just like big dogs, but it does seem like a novel kind of nuisance for a Texas born and bred fella.

 

[harpercollins 394]

You have split upper and lower door fridge?  Can’t say I’ve seen one of those. 

This is two fridges next to one another. We are in a family reunion cabin at the YMCA of the Rockies in Estes Park.

[Neonmoon 38130]

That looks unbearable 

[harpercollins 394]

So you never heard anything, like the sounds a bear would make going through your fridge 

No I sleep through anything. Can’t figure out how it didn’t wake up my other 21 family members though. He ate two loaves of bread, 18 brioche rolls, three boxes of cereal, that giant bag of dots pretzels, three cartons of ice cream, uncorked an open bottle of wine, etc.

[Teddyballgame 441]

I read the thread title as Bear Glazed...probably would been a better thread

[Born to Run 6601]

Just remember there is a bear in the bunch with you. And they just don't come no better than a bear.

 

 

[Trey3216 15452]

12 hours ago, harpercollins said:

About 6 am

You should publish a book about it 

Edited June 20, 2020 by Trey3216

[Fuck Tim Beck 3904]

1 hour ago, harpercollins said:

 ate two loaves of bread, 18 brioche rolls, three boxes of cereal, that giant bag of dots pretzels, three cartons of ice cream, uncorked an open bottle of wine, etc.

Well it was either a bear or Vic's girlfriend.

[workswithseed 2204]

6 hours ago, harpercollins said:

No I sleep through anything. Can’t figure out how it didn’t wake up my other 21 family members though. He ate two loaves of bread, 18 brioche rolls, three boxes of cereal, that giant bag of dots pretzels, three cartons of ice cream, uncorked an open bottle of wine, etc.

I like the thought of a sad drunk bear that just went through a break up.

 

[texasjacket 289]

So Yeti's are bear proof?

[HenryJames 67380]

9 hours ago, harpercollins said:

No I sleep through anything. Can’t figure out how it didn’t wake up my other 21 family members though. He ate two loaves of bread, 18 brioche rolls, three boxes of cereal, that giant bag of dots pretzels, three cartons of ice cream, uncorked an open bottle of wine, etc.

Guess bears aren’t paleo.

[ABSR 5370]

12 hours ago, harpercollins said:

No I sleep through anything. Can’t figure out how it didn’t wake up my other 21 family members though. He ate two loaves of bread, 18 brioche rolls, three boxes of cereal, that giant bag of dots pretzels, three cartons of ice cream, uncorked an open bottle of wine, etc.

So one of your family members is a large, heavy, hairy gay guy with a late night eating problem.  Be more tolerant!

[Dennis Taylor 19362]

12 hours ago, harpercollins said:

No I sleep through anything. Can’t figure out how it didn’t wake up my other 21 family members though. He ate two loaves of bread, 18 brioche rolls, three boxes of cereal, that giant bag of dots pretzels, three cartons of ice cream, uncorked an open bottle of wine, etc.

The good thing is if the bear comes back looking for a meal with a heartbeat, all you've got to to is be the 20th quickest person there

[mulletpelini 5225]

Probably oughta lock your door

[futureman 22704]

14 hours ago, harpercollins said:

No I sleep through anything. Can’t figure out how it didn’t wake up my other 21 family members though. He ate two loaves of bread, 18 brioche rolls, three boxes of cereal, that giant bag of dots pretzels, three cartons of ice cream, uncorked an open bottle of wine, etc.

22 people slept through that?  and not in the middle of the night but 6am?  was everyone in that one house?

Edited June 20, 2020 by futureman

[Underdog 29194]

Bear's in a beetus coma, should be easy to track down... oh, and...

 

[ShaggyBevo RIP 3873]

17 hours ago, Walden Ponderer said:

I was told by a neighbor to be alert for juvenile black bears in May and June every year. Evidently, this is the time of year when male bears are kicked out by mama, and go looking for territory. They wander through our neighborhood on their way to remoter woods, and occasionally break into chicken coops, beehives, trash cans, etc. 70 to 80 pound black bears are basically big ass raccoons, but it does seem like a novel kind of nuisance for a Texas born and bred fella.

fify

Edited June 20, 2020 by ShaggyBevo RIP

[Walden Ponderer 12639]

14 minutes ago, ShaggyBevo RIP said:

fify

[ButtFumble 5287]

I read the title as Bear Grylls and wondered who (even on surly) would admit to drinking their own piss

[harpercollins 394]

The good thing is if the bear comes back looking for a meal with a heartbeat, all you've got to to is be the 20th quickest person there

Yeah I may be cutting it close based on my performance in yesterday’s kickball game. Time to ramp up the fartleks. #pushing40

[harpercollins 394]

22 people slept through that?  and not in the middle of the night but 6am?  was everyone in that one house?

Yep! Most all of us had box fans on for white noise.

[elfenix 34752]

5 minutes ago, harpercollins said:

Yep! Most all of us had box fans on for white noise.

one of you might be a beorning.

[ShaggyBevo RIP 3873]

2 hours ago, ButtFumble said:

I read the title as Bear Grylls and wondered who (even on surly) would admit to drinking their own piss

Did you know when you're dehydrated you don't piss?

Bear is full of shit.