COVID-19 2nd wave - Texas only - Stats and such

[Huckleberry 33,159]

2 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

Those numbers are narrowing from before then- right?  At one point in time we were over 99% of deaths from unvax v vax, right?  Now we are at 91/9?  Is that because more vax are dying with delta or just b/c there are more people getting shots so fewer unvaxed people to get it?

My best friends MIL just died.  She was relatively young (like early 60's). Such a waste. I will never understand grown up people not getting the vaccine.  

The "more likely to" numbers won't necessarily change. But yes, the "99% of deaths are unvaccinated" will absolutely change as the vaccination rate changes.

Edited September 15, 2021 by Huckleberry
left out the important "necessarily"

[Wulaw Horn 19,156]

4 minutes ago, Huckleberry said:

The "more likely to" numbers won't necessarily change. But yes, the "99% of deaths are unvaccinated" will absolutely change as the vaccination rate changes.

gotcha.

[Foosters 17,895]

 

[Judge Roybeanbag 11,821]

Just take the horse paste, stick the UV bulb up your ass, and drink some bleach.  Then we can shake out the remainder. 

[TexEx15 17,577]

5 hours ago, South Austin said:

I'm guessing that instead of a Power Point you used a transparency projector.

I believe it was actually stone tablets.

2 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

So long as it's a Hot Pocket.

Ice cold or boiling hot lava.

[South Austin 52,658]

4 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

That, I generally agree with.  That said, if you end up in the  hospital for something else, but you pop COVID positive, they have to isolate and treat you as any other infectious COVID patient.  So, the hospital has to burn the room and follow the burdensome COVID practices, so from their administrative perspective, maybe it's not a meaningful difference.

But from an epidemiology, vaccine-effectiveness perspective, it sure as shit matters.  How many people got sick enough from COVID that they had to go to the hospital?  That's the valuable number.

All I know is that when I go in for my third penis-reduction surgery, and I happen to test positive for COVID but am asymptomatic or have minor symptoms, I shouldn't be counted as a COVID hospitalization.

[Brisketexan 105,478]

22 minutes ago, South Austin said:

All I know is that when I go in for my third penis-reduction surgery, and I happen to test positive for COVID but am asymptomatic or have minor symptoms, I shouldn't be counted as a COVID hospitalization.

Based on your starting condition, a third penis reduction surgery was technically a vaginoplasty. 

[dcbc 14,556]

2 hours ago, South Austin said:

All I know is that when I go in for my third penis-reduction surgery, and I happen to test positive for COVID but am asymptomatic or have minor symptoms, I shouldn't be counted as a COVID hospitalization.

How tall were you before?

[Paco 1,934]

Are your other two penises normal size?

[Armybrat 40,942]

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Edited September 16, 2021 by Armybrat

[Deej 77,002]

 

4 hours ago, South Austin said:

All I know is that when I go in for my third penis-reduction surgery, and I happen to test positive for COVID but am asymptomatic or have minor symptoms, I shouldn't be counted as a COVID hospitalization.

 

 

 

Edited September 16, 2021 by Deej

[Gatorubet 30,330]

Jibes. 

You Sir, are no hep cat.

[BrazilHorn 6,638]

628 cases yesterday for Travis County. Slight drop in cases week over week but no material change. Still led by the <20 crowd.

Age Bracket	<1	1 to 9	10 to 19	20 to 29	30 to 39	40 to 49	50 to 59	60 to 69	70 to 79	>80	Total
Cases 9/15 vs 9/14	12	76	98	115	112	103	40	37	26	9	628
% of Daily Change	1.91%	12.10%	15.61%	18.31%	17.83%	16.40%	6.37%	5.89%	4.14%	1.43%
% of Total Cases	0.75%	5.37%	11.23%	25.39%	20.75%	14.66%	10.69%	6.30%	3.00%	1.86%

[ABSR 5,326]

21 hours ago, South Austin said:

All I know is that when I go in for my third penis-reduction surgery, and I happen to test positive for COVID but am asymptomatic or have minor symptoms, I shouldn't be counted as a COVID hospitalization.

I believe Gender reassignment is the appropriate term.  You go girl!

[Guest Lobo]

22 hours ago, South Austin said:

All I know is that when I go in for my third penis-reduction surgery, and I happen to test positive for COVID but am asymptomatic or have minor symptoms, I shouldn't be counted as a COVID hospitalization.

It stands to reason that South Austin would have three penises.  A good mother always ensures that her children have it better than she did.  

[South Austin 52,658]

6 minutes ago, Lobo said:

It stands to reason that South Austin would have three penises.  A good mother always ensures that her children have it better than she did.  

They way this board talks she’s had more than three penises.

[Guest Lobo]

Yeah, but not at the same time.  

[InkaUtexas 26,247]

1 minute ago, Lobo said:

Yeah, but not at the same time.  

How do you know? Are you his mom? 

[South Austin 52,658]

1 minute ago, InkaUtexas said:

How do you know? Are you his mom? 

My mom doesn’t talk as much as he does.

[InkaUtexas 26,247]

1 minute ago, South Austin said:

My mom doesn’t talk as much as he does.

Hmmmm.... I wonder why?

Man, you are tossing a softball with that one. 

[BrazilHorn 6,638]

Little bit of good news headed into the weekend for Travis Co. Only 340 cases today, which is the first <400 case day since July 27th.

Age Bracket	<1	1 to 9	10 to 19	20 to 29	30 to 39	40 to 49	50 to 59	60 to 69	70 to 79	>80	Total
Cases 9/16 vs 9/15	5	39	54	56	74	44	30	23	8	7	340
% of Daily Change	1.47%	11.47%	15.88%	16.47%	21.76%	12.94%	8.82%	6.76%	2.35%	2.06%
% of Total Cases	0.75%	5.39%	11.25%	25.36%	20.76%	14.65%	10.68%	6.30%	3.00%	1.86%

[Guest Lobo]

30 minutes ago, South Austin said:

My mom doesn’t talk as much as he does.

Handling three dicks, you can't even do sign language.  

What was the old Hellen Keller joke?  Why does she only use one hand to masturbate?  She needs the other one to moan.  God bless the 80's, a simpler time.  

Silliness aside, thanks to BrazilHorn for some modicum of encouraging data.  Our ISD repealed all mitigation efforts starting tomorrow, I pray that 1-9 bracket remains on the downward trend...or at least doesn't get any worse.  

[CooterBrown 18,038]

Just confirmed that my wife caught the 'rona.  Moderna fully vaxxed since March.  I think she caught it at a volleyball tournament on Saturday. While we were masked, about 50% of the people there were not.

 

[Brisketexan 105,478]

3 minutes ago, CooterBrown said:

Just confirmed that my wife caught the 'rona.  Moderna fully vaxxed since March.  I think she caught it at a volleyball tournament on Saturday. While we were masked, about 50% of the people there were not.

 

Yeah.  She caught it at a volleyball tourney.  Not in some other, umm, "close contact" with a third party.

[South Austin 52,658]

48 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Yeah.  She caught it at a volleyball tourney.  Not in some other, umm, "close contact" with a third party.

I hope you at least spared her your fried gizzard farts.  I can't imagine how awful those must smell under the covers.

[Brisketexan 105,478]

1 minute ago, South Austin said:

I hope you at least spared her your fried gizzard farts.  I can't imagine how awful those must smell under the covers.

Fried gizzards and beer.  And Applebees from the night before, in a fit of self-loathing.  Don't forget the other essential ingredients.  It was magical.

[Post Oak 20,309]

Waco's 3rd or 4th biggest day since this party started.  About 1/3rd are children age 1-20

 

https://covidwaco.com/

 

[CooterBrown 18,038]

Yeah.  She caught it at a volleyball tourney.  Not in some other, umm, "close contact" with a third party.

If that’s what it takes for me to get a hall pass after 20 years of marriage, I am all for it.

[Anastasis 23,471]

3 hours ago, CooterBrown said:

Just confirmed that my wife caught the 'rona.  Moderna fully vaxxed since March.  I think she caught it at a volleyball tournament on Saturday. While we were masked, about 50% of the people there were not.

Well that sucks.  I just got back from a VB game.  Any symptoms?

[Deej 77,002]

3 hours ago, CooterBrown said:

Just confirmed that my wife caught the 'rona.  Moderna fully vaxxed since March.  I think she caught it at a volleyball tournament on Saturday. While we were masked, about 50% of the people there were not.

 

All the Moderna braggarts are having their assholes pucker a bit after this news. 

[Celery Man 21,021]

39 minutes ago, Anastasis said:

Well that sucks.  I just got back from a VB game.  Any symptoms?

[bschoolprof 6,273]

Well that sucks.  I just got back from a VB game.  Any symptoms?

Time for a horse paste enema. Just to be safe.

[Anastasis 23,471]

2 minutes ago, bschoolprof said:

Time for a horse paste enema. Just to be safe.

[workswithseed 2,121]

23 hours ago, Armybrat said:

Muh freedumb!

[mdmost 43,074]

My mom's been having issues with her balance and has fallen 3 times in a 2 day period. She's 77 and has a neck brace she has to wear for the rest of her life because of a fall that caused a fracture in her neck. We needed to take her to the ER of the hospital that's associated with her neurologist and where he has residency. She has a shunt he implanted in her to help with balance. It probably needs to be adjusted but we needed to get her fully checked out to make sure nothing happened with the falls and also if maybe she had a stroke or something else. She also has had a chest infection for a few weeks that's not getting better. All of these things necessitated a trip to the hospital. 

My brother took her in on Wednesday morning after I spoke with the neurologist's office who coordinated for her information and medical history to be relayed to the ER staff. She has been in the same exam room in the ER since Wednesday morning because there are no beds for them to move her to. She does not need an ICU bed, she just needs a room so they can treat her and evaluated things like her balance and how she walks. When I was there earlier today, the number of people waiting for a room was 20. When I just spoke with the night nurse a little while ago, it was now 37 people needing a room. The nurse said they've had to shutdown entire wings of the hospital because of their staffing problems. Now this has got to be because of the staff either quitting because they're burned out or they've been moved to help with all the Covidiots that are overwhelming their resources. Either way, it is not an ideal time to have to go to a hospital in Dallas. I also have to worry about her catching Covid while there. It's hard not to hate the people who choose to not get the vaccine and are rolling the dice. 

[hookemATL 11,941]

 Best wishes and a speedy recovery for your mom🤘

[dcbc 14,556]

59 minutes ago, Deej said:

All the Moderna braggarts are having their assholes pucker a bit after this news. 

Team Pfizer 5th shot!

[LTtxfan 49,386]

38 minutes ago, mdmost said:

My mom's been having issues with her balance and has fallen 3 times in a 2 day period. She's 77 and has a neck brace she has to wear for the rest of her life because of a fall that caused a fracture in her neck. We needed to take her to the ER of the hospital that's associated with her neurologist and where he has residency. She has a shunt he implanted in her to help with balance. It probably needs to be adjusted but we needed to get her fully checked out to make sure nothing happened with the falls and also if maybe she had a stroke or something else. She also has had a chest infection for a few weeks that's not getting better. All of these things necessitated a trip to the hospital. 

My brother took her in on Wednesday morning after I spoke with the neurologist's office who coordinated for her information and medical history to be relayed to the ER staff. She has been in the same exam room in the ER since Wednesday morning because there are no beds for them to move her to. She does not need an ICU bed, she just needs a room so they can treat her and evaluated things like her balance and how she walks. When I was there earlier today, the number of people waiting for a room was 20. When I just spoke with the night nurse a little while ago, it was now 37 people needing a room. The nurse said they've had to shutdown entire wings of the hospital because of their staffing problems. Now this has got to be because of the staff either quitting because they're burned out or they've been moved to help with all the Covidiots that are overwhelming their resources. Either way, it is not an ideal time to have to go to a hospital in Dallas. I also have to worry about her catching Covid while there. It's hard not to hate the people who choose to not get the vaccine and are rolling the dice. 

Prayers @mdmost  🙏🙏🙏

[CooterBrown 18,038]

Well that sucks.  I just got back from a VB game.  Any symptoms?

Low grade fever and congestion. Seems fine otherwise. Hasn’t cut down the complaining at all.

[LTtxfan 49,386]

7 minutes ago, CooterBrown said:

Low grade fever and congestion. Seems fine otherwise. Hasn’t cut down the complaining at all.

Time for y'all to play a shot game till she passes out...

[DDD Dad 14,365]

Low grade fever and congestion. Seems fine otherwise. Hasn’t cut down the complaining at all.

If she loses her sense of smell you could consider that a win of sorts amirite?

[drt 640]

I dunno, I personally enjoy the hilarity that ensues after crop-dusting my significant other.  One of life's little pleasures.

[IDIOTsavant 8,508]

1 hour ago, drt said:

I dunno, I personally enjoy the hilarity that ensues after crop-dusting my significant other.  One of life's little pleasures.

Yeah, yelling "Covid check" after she walks into the cloud has not gotten old.

[sidis 9,832]

18 hours ago, Deej said:

All the Moderna braggarts are having their assholes pucker a bit after this news. 

moderna gets a major thumbs up from me.  was in extremely close, caregiving contact with symptomatic case (daughter) for more than a week...now a week or so removed and nothing so far.  moderna, you beautiful new england bastards, you almost make corporations being people a little more palatable.  keep stealing that hungarian research please...

[ABSR 5,326]

22 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

Fried gizzards and beer.  And Applebees from the night before, in a fit of self-loathing.  Don't forget the other essential ingredients.  It was magical.

It was date night, so it's okay.

[BrazilHorn 6,638]

35 deaths in Travis Co for the week ending 9/17. They break down as follows:

30 to 39 (4)

40 to 49 (2)

50 to 59 (4)

60 to 69 (8)

70 to 79 (9)

80+ (8)

[BrazilHorn 6,638]

Second straight down <400 cases in Travis County with today's case count at 388. This is first since Mid July

Age Bracket	<1	1 to 9	10 to 19	20 to 29	30 to 39	40 to 49	50 to 59	60 to 69	70 to 79	>80	Total
Cases 9/17 vs 9/16	3	44	45	105	93	44	29	14	7	4	388
% of Daily Change	0.77%	11.34%	11.60%	27.06%	23.97%	11.34%	7.47%	3.61%	1.80%	1.03%
% of Total Cases	0.75%	5.41%	11.25%	25.37%	20.77%	14.64%	10.67%	6.29%	2.99%	1.86%

[South Austin 52,658]

3 minutes ago, BrazilHorn said:

Second straight down <400 cases in Travis County with today's case count at 388. This is first since Mid July

Age Bracket	<1	1 to 9	10 to 19	20 to 29	30 to 39	40 to 49	50 to 59	60 to 69	70 to 79	>80	Total
Cases 9/17 vs 9/16	3	44	45	105	93	44	29	14	7	4	388
% of Daily Change	0.77%	11.34%	11.60%	27.06%	23.97%	11.34%	7.47%	3.61%	1.80%	1.03%
% of Total Cases	0.75%	5.41%	11.25%	25.37%	20.77%	14.64%	10.67%	6.29%	2.99%	1.86%

We did it!  Unmasked hugs all around!!!!!

[3adays 454]

Mr. Wolf: “Well, let’s not start sucking each other’s dicks quite yet”

 

[Sawbonz 27,706]

On 9/13/2021 at 9:41 PM, XYZ said:

The hospital doctors who took care of my acquaintance told him that that’s more the norm than the exception with vaccinated people and this current delta wave

What did you name your imaginary friend?