KarenKeyLargo - Greatest Hits Thread

[Dennis Taylor 18814]

Karen never heard the adage "If you're in a hole, stop digging "

[RGBIII 22840]

Slows Monday for me so went through the Hamm thread...Enjoy!

First ever Karen post on the board

Becoming a mainstay on the ever popular Hamm Facebook page

Horny for Jimbo...barf

One of the best graphics ever made

Forgot all about the Gunnel saga

The Other 98 sure made a long lasting impression on the world of aggy sports

Daddy98 and KKL... a match made in heaven...or an AA meeting

I miss Hamms facebook page..gift that kept giving

Perfect one to end part 1 on...will post more shortly!

 

 

Edited June 29, 2020 by RGBIII

[RGBIII 22840]

Part 2

 

The adventures of the Other 98

Besties! You still lurking here @6FigsHandler? How the site doing? Hamm punch anyone at a HS football game lately?

The Other 98 goofin

Telling Javonne Shepherd to call her...wonder why

Nothing nefarious here

Ah yes...known "weirdo" Bryan Carrington...

...eventually we can just turn this thread over to the NCAA

 

Part 3 incoming

[RGBIII 22840]

Part 3

This woman is a beating...

More the other 98 goofin

 

KKL and Hamm definitely banged

Probably us...

 

Barf...

More ovaries...

Yalls POS ex QB is worse than my POS ex QB

 

"Hey Brewster, this is how you croot"

Edited June 29, 2020 by RGBIII

[RGBIII 22840]

Part 4

What a predicition

WTF

I swear shes had a similar post like this 15+ times

Creepy

 

She absolutely made this parody account herself

This lady is infinitely horny..

Hamm and Karens Breakup..sad

Imagine this lady just fucking calling you at random about your son

 

Horny online again..

what a loser

Yes Karen, last year was super special!

 

 

[Carl Spackler 3481]

This should be pinned to the top of this thread as a constant reminder of how batshit crazy this old hag is.

[RGBIII 22840]

Part 5

LOL they took 26

 

247 Karen is another fucking level, not sure I can actually get through this

Fucking weirdo

Violations

God...

LOL @Sejjr

 

 

 

 

 

[RGBIII 22840]

Part 6

Missed all the good Broughton stuff, may be in our 2020 thread, ill find and post later. She was so "in the paint" on him

 

 

Inclusive Karen

 

More Manziel vs Winston "whos the bigger shithead argument"

 

 

 

[mchookem 16330]

the only word that comes to mind is...gross 😝

[Ricky's one-hitter 9084]

The Lord's work, @RGBIII

[Burt Macklin 19022]

This compilation of all her crazy, disgusting  excrement spewed onto the internet has to be the most disturbing thread on Surly, or even shaggy for that matter. Scat threads can’t even match this level of repulsiveness. 

[RGBIII 22840]

Part 7...hopefully the last for now

 

Called out by Tarp

 

Correct we dont

Nothing weird about her relationship with a croots mom

More predictions

 

Merchant Marine time...

horny...again...

Forgot that she was texting with Evans brother

"I dont talk to recruites period"...ya so that was a fuckin lie

 

[Walden Ponderer 12639]

13 hours ago, CL Horn said:

is karen worse than...hamm

???

Yes.

Hamm is just a pathetic loser with a dose of narcissist thrown in. KKL is a psychotic wretch who spreads slime and disease across half the continent. And regularly produces imagery that could put the makers of ipecac out of business.

[RGBIII 22840]

Part 8...what a vile human

JUST.STOP.BEING.SO.FUCKING.HORNY

247 bans starting, think I will get to experience a few of these (Plus voluntarily leaving  for a couple hours)

For being so horny online, she was sure mad about JLO during the super bowl

stop saying crotch

Forgot she set herself on fire...

Still horny and making up stories about kids buying condoms

more talking to croots parents

Showing off Jimbo on speed dial

HORNY

I have a running tally of how many times shes quit the internet

 

 

 

[RGBIII 22840]

Part 9...she just keeps fucking going...

KKL, known scientist

QUITTER

 

BACK ALREADY AND HORRRRRNNNYYY!

KKL pillar of virtue

 

[RGBIII 22840]

Part Ten-Final

KKL wants to change the aggie war hymn...hilarity ensues

and finally KKL wanting to gobble Myles Garretts cock like a bunch of neco wafers(I assume thats the candy she eats)

Edited June 29, 2020 by RGBIII

[RGBIII 22840]

To summarize,

This bitch (I dont use that word lightly) is the most vile human on the planet. Her descent into aggy madness was a ride I never want to experience again. She is criminally horny, racist, transphobic, homophobic, a liar, a victim, a bully, borderline stalker, and a walking NCAA violation. Her and aggy are a match made in heaven. I was blocked by her on twitter so couldnt add any of her tweets on the page but of course there is plenty of gold there. And finally, I counted the number of times that she quit social media, final tally below.

Hamms Facebook group- 3 times

Aggie Sports Life FB Group-2 times

The other 98- 1 time

Twitter-3 times

247- 2 times she was banned/locked and 3 times she quit

Total-14 times quitting social media (None of which lasted longer that 2 weeks to my knowledge)

Now excuse me while I go pour myself a whiskey and bleach

[UDontKnow 10444]

3 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

Now excuse me while I go pour myself a whiskey and bleach

[totallynotabuttpirate 5396]

[Scholz 11943]

Does the fact that this putrid bag put the 2 poor bastards she was married to in the ground count as greatest hits?

[williemackgarza 1826]

Slows Monday for me so went through the Hamm thread...Enjoy!
First ever Karen post on the board

Becoming a mainstay on the ever popular Hamm Facebook page

Horny for Jimbo...barf



One of the best graphics ever made

Forgot all about the Gunnel saga

The Other 98 sure made a long lasting impression on the world of aggy sports

Daddy98 and KKL... a match made in heaven...or an AA meeting


I miss Hamms facebook page..gift that kept giving

Perfect one to end part 1 on...will post more shortly!

 
 

Hmmm, she msy end up being right in the end. Dried out ovaries and all..

[Johnny Sack 8397]

3 hours ago, Scholz said:

Does the fact that this putrid bag put the 2 poor bastards she was married to in the ground count as greatest hits?

I imagine they were relieved.

[Scholz 11943]

9 minutes ago, Johnny Sack said:

I imagine they were relieved.

Yes. The sweet release of death.

[SHOOTER12 8805]

I got caught up on this thread and had to put my phone down for about an hour.  Once caught up I felt like I'd just returned from a far away planet in the galaxy of Loonious where I overdosed on crazy pills.

[Here’s the deal 114]

https://247sports.com/college/texas-am/board/20/Contents/another-female-teach-bites-the-dust-148690589/

 

somebody needs to post screen shots of this thread or walk me through how to do it.

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[golfclap 6903]

 

 

 

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[texifornia 56934]

3 minutes ago, golfclap said:

 

 

 

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[golfclap 6903]

Wait, so it was the same teacher and her boys are 4 years apart? ORRRRRR they are fucking pathological shitty ass liars and shitty ass people like their shitty ass mother.

 

 

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[Ricky's one-hitter 9084]

6 minutes ago, golfclap said:

Wait, so it was the same teacher and her boys are 4 years apart? ORRRRRR they are fucking pathological shitty ass liars and shitty ass people like their shitty ass mother.

 

 

The Johnson boys are eskimo brothers is one of the more profound turns of phrase 

[Dijon Robinson 1511]

After the "I hire exclusively Asian people to fix my computer" comments, I really thought we had hit the bottom of the barrel.

Just...what the fuck.

[RGBIII 22840]

21 minutes ago, Getafix said:

I spent half of my day yesterday reading every single thing this vile woman has said online over the past two years....the VERY next day she posts something worse than anything that I have read....lady your kids got RAPED and you are bragging about it on the internet

[RGBIII 22840]

My lord this mother fucker is sick in the head...

[Hiphopopotamos 20869]

3 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

I spent half of my day yesterday reading every single thing this vile woman has said online over the past two years....the VERY next day she posts something worse than anything that I have read....lady your kids got RAPED and you are bragging about it on the internet

THEY WERE LOCKER ROOM HEROES!

[RGBIII 22840]

1 minute ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

THEY WERE LOCKER ROOM HEROES!

Walking into the locker room like "We did it! We got raped as  minors by someone we trust in a position of authority! Surely this wont have any long term effects on our mental health, I mean even our Mom is cheering for us"

[NOMAAA 1696]

uhhhh, none of that is true.  this lady makes up more shit than fitlump.  shes a shock jock.

[Scholz 11943]

Pathalogical liar.  Mentally ill woman.

[RGBIII 22840]

2 minutes ago, Scholz said:

Pathalogical liar.  Mentally ill woman.

Lying about your kids being raped plus the fact that in this imagined scenario you are proud of it is a mental illness ive never seen before...

Jimbo is going to wake up one day and see this

[Orange&White 5524]

6 minutes ago, NOMAAA said:

uhhhh, none of that is true.  this lady makes up more shit than fitlump.  shes a shock jock.

esto aqui

[Scholz 11943]

Yup.  She really is frightening.

[Getafix 28604]

 

Her attitude and comments on this subject, plus the comment about aggies never winning a national championship, put the whole FSU/Jimbo/Jameis Winston adulation into perspective, huh?

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[futureman 22457]

[Homesickhorn 2202]

She says their ages are 45 and 43, yet this happened "over 30 years ago"?  She says it twice.

[RGBIII 22840]

5 minutes ago, Homesickhorn said:

She says their ages are 45 and 43, yet this happened "over 30 years ago"?  She says it twice.

Nothing makes a parent more proud than a 15 and 13 year old getting taken advantage of by a teacher! /s