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On 7/7/2020 at 2:00 PM, Scholz said:

Of course no healthy people have died.  If they're alive, they're healthy.  Duh.  Rubes.

Technically correct is the best kind of correct.

On 7/14/2020 at 3:40 PM, texifornia said:

Just having a normal one

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Dr. Pepper nearly single-handedly making aggy slightly less annoying than usual.

11 hours ago, Dennis Taylor said:

Ok which one of you assholes is dr pepper? Well done 

See, I'd be betting that Karen's the sock instead. I mean, I've already lost that bet, obviously...

7 hours ago, TBGFL said:

I sent her phone number to an extended car warranty group. 

You have no soul. I like it.

7 hours ago, Thiefery said:

I've seen porno scenes that start out this way..

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6 hours ago, UDontKnow said:

and Black Lives Matter, too. That would be a riot coming from KKL.

 

6 hours ago, Burt Macklin said:

You should go with LGTBQ groups, since what they do is “unnatural” or whatever bullshit she said. 

 

6 hours ago, ChampionshipLevelPiss said:

Will be donating to Planned Parenthood in her name shortly

Why not all three?

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Since she is so business oriented, I felt compelled to help her out. Get ready to hear about some more side hustles and clients...I submitted her info to be an ambassador for Mary Kay, Lularoe, Herbalife, Plexus, Monat, Scentsy, doTerra, Younique and of course...Pure Romance

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8 hours ago, RGBIII said:

Since she is so business oriented, I felt compelled to help her out. Get ready to hear about some more side hustles and clients from her...I submitted her info to be an ambassador for Mary Kay, Lularoe, Herbalife, Plexus, Monat, Scentsy, doTerra, Younique and of course...Pure Romance

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9 hours ago, RGBIII said:

Since she is so business oriented, I felt compelled to help her out. Get ready to hear about some more side hustles and clients from her...I submitted her info to be an ambassador for Mary Kay, Lularoe, Herbalife, Plexus, Monat, Scentsy, doTerra, Younique and of course...Pure Romance

had someone approach us on honeymoon on the beach trying to sell us on Pure Romance last year. didn't know it existed before then

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10 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Not phone stuff. Too easy to change numbers. Home delivery. 

If she has to change her number, then that will disrupt her group chats with all the moms of aggy recruits. Might slow down the bag... 

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23 minutes ago, EZ$ said:

If she has to change her number, then that will disrupt her group chats with all the moms of aggy recruits. Might slow down the bag... 

You assholes - how will those people get help with their resumes or advice on things?  Who is going to bring the dog to the pool party?  Did you even consider that?

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2 hours ago, bmbmd said:

She followed me on Twitter for a couple of days.  I think it was because of the 1955 birthdate.  Then she recognized me for the incredibly boring and aging guy I am and dropped me like a stone. 

Did you tell her you were unwilling to change the beneficiary of your will and life insurance policy and hoped to live more than a year? If so that’s a dealbreaker 

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And you think you have the total lack of decorum to hack it here?  We’ll see, fuckface. We’ll see. 

I mean I’ve never posted here yet y’all already know who I am. The only thing that blows is I’m not gonna be able to call Karen out on her bullshit.


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48 minutes ago, DrPepper said:


I mean I’ve never posted here yet y’all already know who I am. The only thing that blows is I’m not gonna be able to call Karen out on her bullshit.


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You obviously haven’t been reading then you can LITERALLY call her on her bullshit now, hell you can stop by her house and tell her in person now if you’d like

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You obviously haven’t been reading then you can LITERALLY call her on her bullshit now, hell you can stop by her house and tell her in person now if you’d like

Why the fuck would I want to call her. I bet nails on a chalkboard sound more pleasant.


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so tarp was white knighting karen?

Somewhat. That clown banned someone who was talking shit to Karen. For the past two weeks I’ve just been shitting on him for that and deleting every thread.

Homeboy had enough and went above Perroni’s head and cried to Shannon Terry. He got me and another dude blacklisted from the entire network.


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