KarenKeyLargo - Greatest Hits Thread

[golfclap 6903]

2 minutes ago, DrPepper said:

Somewhat. That clown banned someone who was talking shit to Karen. For the past two weeks I’ve just been shitting on him for that and deleting every thread.

Homeboy had enough and went above Perroni’s head and cried to Shannon Terry. He got me and another dude blacklisted from the entire network.


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I saw they got DeadSolidPerfect as well. Is KeithDB gone as well? I thought I saw him get banned also? Assholes. All so that they don't piss off a fucking hypocrtical PoS, racist, name calling, asshole of a grandma that's living in a shitty ass rental house in suburban Houston, but those fuckers let her do anything she wants because: ZOMGJiIMBOOOOOOOO

The entire aggy247 board now is basically just her fucking blog/Facebook feed. 

"It's hot." 

No shit fuckface it's Houston in July. 

 

[Tex Pete 20429]

24 minutes ago, DrPepper said:

Homeboy had enough and went above Perroni’s head and cried to Shannon Terry. He got me and another dude blacklisted from the entire network.

Newsflash: other than any e-friends, you won’t be missing anything. People here can provide all the content you want without all the bullshit. And there’s a whole lot more freedom of posting here. Lots of us are former $9.95 customers. 

[Tex Pete 20429]

And KeithDB is a stupid motherfucker. 

[DrPepper 118]

I saw they got DeadSolidPerfect as well. Is KeithDB gone as well? I thought I saw him get banned also? Assholes. All so that they don't piss off a fucking hypocrtical PoS, racist, name calling, asshole of a grandma that's living in a shitty ass rental house in suburban Houston, but those fuckers let her do anything she wants because: ZOMGJiIMBOOOOOOOO
The entire aggy247 board now is basically just her fucking blog/Facebook feed. 
"It's hot." 
No shit fuckface it's Houston in July. 
 

Yup DSP and Big Gigger are gone. Keith is still around but he gets his political fix on the ole miss board now.

A lot of the people don’t get what I was doing yesterday by starting 10 threads about complete nonsense. But it’s whatever, I’m back with a different account now.


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[TexasMan 10954]

12 hours ago, DrPepper said:

Fellas this thread is phenomenal. Her obsession with Hamm is fucking wild.


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[DrPepper 118]

Newsflash: other than any e-friends, you won’t be missing anything. People here can provide all the content you want without all the bullshit. And there’s a whole lot more freedom of posting here. Lots of us are former $9.95 customers. 

That’s all I ever wanted. That board used to be great but adolf tarpley had to be a thin skinned bitch and fuck everything up.


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[SydneyCarton 48147]

29 minutes ago, DrPepper said:

Somewhat. That clown banned someone who was talking shit to Karen. For the past two weeks I’ve just been shitting on him for that and deleting every thread.

Homeboy had enough and went above Perroni’s head and cried to Shannon Terry. He got me and another dude blacklisted from the entire network.


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You’re welcome to stick around. It will be interesting to see how you like the culture and deal with the ribbing. We’ve got a handful of OU posters who are regular and solid contributors that like it around here, and some aTm drive-by guys on occasion, so it’s not impossible you might like this place. 
 

One Important Rule: Keep fucking politics out of the recruiting board. And general stupidity take to the football board. Recruiting is serious business. 

[texifornia 57047]

Y'all ready for this

[texifornia 57047]

Set

[texifornia 57047]

"I have a lot of cyber security"

[DrPepper 118]

You’re welcome to stick around. It will be interesting to see how you like the culture and deal with the ribbing. We’ve got a handful of OU posters who are regular and solid contributors that like it around here, and some aTm drive-by guys on occasion, so it’s not impossible you might like this place. 
 
One Important Rule: Keep fucking politics out of the recruiting board. And general stupidity take to the football board. Recruiting is serious business. 

That’s one of the things I enjoyed most on 247 was the community threads. I’m all for shit talking, so fire away.


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[texifornia 57047]

Ahahaha she's getting mad at the posters who are telling her she fucked up

[Tex Pete 20429]

Poor Karen. Most of us aren’t idiots. We do have a few breathtaking exceptions. 

[texifornia 57047]

"you are just a hateful, surly person"

 

[texifornia 57047]

They are so confused why she's getting mad at them instead of just clearing off her info and bitching about us

[texifornia 57047]

and fin (for now) - as always, thank you @Longhornfrenzy for doing the hard work here

Edited July 17, 2020 by texifornia

[golfclap 6903]

2 minutes ago, DrPepper said:

That’s one of the things I enjoyed most on 247 was the community threads. I’m all for shit talking, so fire away.
 

 You should stick around. We have very few aggy posters and most of them are terrible. We've actually gone from having only the absolute worst OU posters you can imagine to having a couple that actually improve the recruiting conversation, which is cool. They aren't going to ever get that Junction board back - it's KarensJunction now. 

 

Typing KarensJunction made me want to fucking vomit. What have I done? 

[golfclap 6903]

Hi Karen. You are a piece of shit. Truly an awful human being. 

[tejas60 3534]

Jesus, she's as dumb as a rock.

[SydneyCarton 48147]

“I don’t care what those losers do”

Thats how you deescalate a situation. Poking a bear has never resulted in any negative consequences at all. 

[DrPepper 118]

 You should stick around. We have very few aggy posters and most of them are terrible. We've actually gone from having only the absolute worst OU posters you can imagine to having a couple that actually improve the recruiting conversation, which is cool. They aren't going to ever get that Junction board back - it's KarensJunction now. 
 
Typing KarensJunction made me want to fucking vomit. What have I done? 

I’m guessing this is the new shaggy bevo? I used to post on there but never knew what happened to that place.

I was honestly stunned when they just let that crazy bitch come in and act like she runs the place. Everyone who called her out on her bullshit got bombarded by the white knights on that thread. I wish I woulda know the Facebook side of things before I got banned, the shit I coulda used would have been great.


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[Ricky's one-hitter 9120]

Love the gaslighting

"I don't get mail at my house" - that's not how mail works, Karen

"I have a lot of cyber security" - that's not how the internet works, Karen

"My phone and computers have so many spam blockers" - Do you think we are calling you from 800 numbers and targeting you with digital advertising? No, Karen. That's not how any of this works.

[UDontKnow 10447]

2 minutes ago, DrPepper said:

I’m guessing this is the new shaggy bevo? I used to post on there but never knew what happened to that place.

I was honestly stunned when they just let that crazy bitch come in and act like she runs the place. Everyone who called her out on her bullshit got bombarded by the white knights on that thread. I wish I woulda know the Facebook side of things before I got banned, the shit I coulda used would have been great.


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It is referred to as TOS. This is Surly. Some, in fact many posters, spent time on TOS.

[SydneyCarton 48147]

14 minutes ago, texifornia said:

"you are just a hateful, surly person"

 

“Guys I’ve got spam and pop up blockers, I’m good.”

I also love technology lessons from my 76 year old mother. She too has a perfect grasp of how things happen in the digital world. 

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[Hank_Hill 18893]

“I hAvE cYbEr sEcUrItY”

 

spam blockers. 

[DrPepper 118]

Uh oh fellas, she’s on to y’all


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[Leanderman 2276]

I think some of you might have touched a nerve? She doesn't get her mail at home? Maybe she picks it up at dumbos office?

[golfclap 6903]

2 minutes ago, DrPepper said:

Uh oh fellas, she’s on to y’all
 

The only thing that will do is make this thread funnier and likely bring 2 or 3 more of you guys over here and away from KarensJunction. 

[SydneyCarton 48147]

You guys know that it’s only a matter of time (today) before she shows up here to confront the entir board, right? That’s as inevitable as Jimbo Fisher’s mushroom clouding a football program. She’ll be here any minute now. 

[Ricky's one-hitter 9120]

KAREN!

Join us: https://www.surlyhorns.com/board/index.php?/register/

[Hank_Hill 18893]

3 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

You guys know that it’s only a matter of time (today) before she shows up here to confront the entir board, right? That’s as inevitable as Jimbo Fisher’s mushroom clouding a football program. She’ll be here any minute now. 

Oh yea, it’s happening. I’m here for the nudes

Edited July 17, 2020 by Hank_Hill

[golfclap 6903]

1 minute ago, SydneyCarton said:

You guys know that it’s only a matter of time (today) before she shows up here to confront the entir board, right? That’s as inevitable as Jimbo Fisher’s mushroom clouding a football program. She’ll be here any minute now. 

Her last line of defense is the Poor Old Woman Card and she uses that motherfucker every single time. That shit won't save her here. 

 

Does anyone know why she's on the 247 board in the first place? It seems like she should be on TexAgs, all things considered. @DrPepper any ideas? I guess I have never truly thought about it, but it seems weird given her Jimbaccess. 

[Longhornfrenzy 5805]

3 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

You guys know that it’s only a matter of time (today) before she shows up here to confront the entir board, right? That’s as inevitable as Jimbo Fisher’s mushroom clouding a football program. She’ll be here any minute now. 

Please let that happen

[RGBIII 22840]

Karen...I hope you are reading this....

 

STOP BEING SO GOD DAMN HORNY ONLINE ALL THE TIME!

 

[Hiphopopotamos 20876]

Subscribed.

[Johnny Sack 8397]

Karen,

Your Miseryesque obsession crush Jimbo is a midget cuck rape enabler for Winston who looks like he is perpetually hung over.  

Edited July 17, 2020 by Johnny Sack

[texifornia 57047]

@DrPepper's treason has been noted

a) Are you WhiteSinatra?

b) jordanaggie, come, join us, you know you want to. "Civil" is a stretch, though.

Edited July 17, 2020 by texifornia

[Orange&White 5528]

Of course she has lots of cyber security. And you know where she got it? Asians. She got it from Asians because they are better at computers. Everything is fine here.

Edited July 17, 2020 by Orange&White

[Burt Macklin 19038]

22 minutes ago, Ricky's one-hitter said:

Love the gaslighting

"I don't get mail at my house" - that's not how mail works, Karen

"I have a lot of cyber security" - that's not how the internet works, Karen

"My phone and computers have so many spam blockers" - Do you think we are calling you from 800 numbers and targeting you with digital advertising? No, Karen. That's not how any of this works.

Yep. The crazy old lady who posted her address and phone number on Twitter but didn’t even realize it certainly has the best cyber security and spam blockers around.
 

She is so incredibly full of shit. 

[RGBIII 22840]

[texifornia 57047]

Just now, RGBIII said:

That's gonna go over about as well as the time she told them they should get a new fight song that doesn't mention UT.

[SydneyCarton 48147]

7 minutes ago, golfclap said:

Her last line of defense is the Poor Old Woman Card and she uses that motherfucker every single time. That shit won't save her here. 

 

Does anyone know why she's on the 247 board in the first place? It seems like she should be on TexAgs, all things considered. @DrPepper any ideas? I guess I have never truly thought about it, but it seems weird given her Jimbaccess. 

I'm just trying to figure out if this is going to be more entertaining than the football board waterheads temporarily invading when the Brocks commit, or more tedious. 

[Ricky's one-hitter 9120]

KarenKeyLargo: Football Jimbo Aggie

Nice moniker, Karen.

[Lobwedgephil 1139]

 

[Thiefery 5017]

45 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

You’re welcome to stick around. It will be interesting to see how you like the culture and deal with the ribbing. We’ve got a handful of OU posters who are regular and solid contributors that like it around here, and some aTm drive-by guys on occasion, so it’s not impossible you might like this place. 
 

One Important Rule: Keep fucking politics out of the recruiting board. And general stupidity take to the football board. Recruiting is serious business. 

Oh and don't post Tranny twitter porn in the Bru McCoy thread..  

[Utexas66 4]

This thread is fucking gold.

[Burt Macklin 19038]

8 minutes ago, texifornia said:

@DrPepper's treason has been noted

a) Are you WhiteSinatra?

b) jordanaggie, come, join us, you know you want to. "Civil" is a stretch, though.

Surly becoming the new gigem247 would certainly be an entertaining development. 

[texifornia 57047]

1 minute ago, Burt Macklin said:

Surly becoming the new gigem247 would certainly be an entertaining development. 

I've enjoyed the mini-migration of actually decent OU posters into their thread on the board. I'm with @golfclap, if we get a couple of 2%ers in the aggy board it might actually be fun.

[UDontKnow 10447]

1 minute ago, Burt Macklin said:

Surly becoming the new gigem247 would certainly be an entertaining development. 

Like Johnny Football partying in Austin.

[SydneyCarton 48147]

2 minutes ago, Burt Macklin said:

Surly becoming the new gigem247 would certainly be an entertaining development. 

Time to fire back up Ole' Dirty Sarge. Or if that's owned by the Scat Man, we can rename it to something else. Ole' Dirty Sul, perhaps?