KarenKeyLargo - Greatest Hits Thread

[DrPepper 118]

[mention=5422]DrPepper[/mention]'s treason has been noted
a) Are you WhiteSinatra?
b) jordanaggie, come, join us, you know you want to. "Civil" is a stretch, though.

I’ll see if I can get Jordan and a few others to come over.


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[Pato del Muerto 52490]

Karen just might be the hero we need this weekend. I may not need to leave this thread and have to wade through the brockermeyer bullshit. 

[Ricky's one-hitter 9086]

1 minute ago, SydneyCarton said:

Time to fire back up Ole' Dirty Sarge. Or if that's owned by the Scat Man, we can rename it to something else. Ole' Dirty Sul, perhaps?

I think just "Sully" is descriptive enough

[DrPepper 118]

Her last line of defense is the Poor Old Woman Card and she uses that motherfucker every single time. That shit won't save her here. 
 
Does anyone know why she's on the 247 board in the first place? It seems like she should be on TexAgs, all things considered. [mention=5422]DrPepper[/mention] any ideas? I guess I have never truly thought about it, but it seems weird given her Jimbaccess. 

I’ve told her in the past to go there but for some reason she sticks around. I mean she’s bat shit crazy so maybe she likes the abuse.


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[Deej 76766]

[golfclap 6903]

10 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

I'm just trying to figure out if this is going to be more entertaining than the football board waterheads temporarily invading when the Brocks commit, or more tedious. 

[SydneyCarton 48082]

3 minutes ago, Ricky's one-hitter said:

I think just "Sully" is descriptive enough

People might mistake the name with that pilot who landed in the Hudson, you know, an actual Hero named Sully. I don't think we want that, sir. 

Edited July 17, 2020 by SydneyCarton

[UDontKnow 10444]

3 minutes ago, DrPepper said:

I’ll see if I can get Jordan and a few others to come over.


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As long as you don't try to bring over RiverRat97 and DaddyAg, it will be all good.

[UDontKnow 10444]

3 minutes ago, DrPepper said:

I’ve told her in the past to go there but for some reason she sticks around. I mean she’s bat shit crazy so maybe she likes the abuse.


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She wouldn't be able to hog all the attention on TexAgs and that's why she stays at 247.

[Johnny Sack 8397]

2 minutes ago, UDontKnow said:

As long as you don't try to bring over RiverRat97 and DaddyAg, it will be all good.

You don’t need a good insurance salesman?

[Thiefery 4995]

ALC guy seemed pretty funny too before he got banned

[Hank_Hill 18804]

@bizzle your people are coming. You can come out of the wood work, or vancouver, whatever.

Edited July 17, 2020 by Hank_Hill

[DrPepper 118]

ALC guy seemed pretty funny too before he got banned

I’ll message him and see if he wants to come over. I think Jordan is coming over.


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[Pato del Muerto 52490]

@aggie08 you are no longer alone since bizzle has forsaken you. 

[texifornia 56941]

It's the 2020 NFL Aggie247 Poster Draft!

[SydneyCarton 48082]

11 minutes ago, Johnny Sack said:

You don’t need a good insurance salesman?

Assuming Daddy98 is actually good at his job feels like a pretty big and unsubstantiated assumption, sir. 

Edited July 17, 2020 by SydneyCarton

[Ricky's one-hitter 9086]

1 minute ago, SydneyCarton said:

Assuming Daddy98 is actually good at his job feels like a pretty big and unsubstantiated assumption, sir. 

Today feel like an ideal opportunity for your other half to make a return.

[UDontKnow 10444]

11 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said:

@bizzle your people are coming. You can come out of the wood work, or vancouver, whatever.

Has Vancouver finally been blessed with internet access?

Edited July 17, 2020 by UDontKnow

[texifornia 56941]

1 minute ago, UDontKnow said:

Has Vancouver finally been blessed with internet?

He's doing God's work for those poor sad primitive Canadians

Edited July 17, 2020 by texifornia

[Hank_Hill 18804]

Favorite city I’ve been to thus far

[ALC 65]

12 minutes ago, Thiefery said:

ALC guy seemed pretty funny too before he got banned

Never heard of him. 

[Pato del Muerto 52490]

1 minute ago, ALC said:

Never heard of him. 

[texifornia 56941]

2 minutes ago, ALC said:

Never heard of him. 

(not entirely sure about the wisdom of inviting a bunch of aggy posters over on a day we're about to take a huge recruiting L, but fuck it)

[DrPepper 118]

Never heard of him. 

Let’s fucking go! The takeover has begun.


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[SydneyCarton 48082]

4 minutes ago, Ricky's one-hitter said:

Today feel like an ideal opportunity for your other half to make a return.

Lol. I don't think that guy has any interest at all in these kind of shenanigans. If he comes unhinged over text over the Brockermeyers commitment I'll encourage him to stop by and shit all over Tom Herman and Blake "Fuck My Alma Mater" Brockermeyer.

 

That gif is fire, btw. 

[DrPepper 118]

Oh she’s pissed daddy.


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[Utexas66 4]

Uh oh ya'll:

KarenKeyLargo

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It has come to my attention that posters on here screen shot a lot of my posts and post them on surly Horns, some brain dead loser group thing. Not only that but supposedly real AGGIES post on there joking about real Aggies, not just me a Football Jimbo Aggie. So, I have no response or advice for you.

It's just me but I find Aggies posting on a horns board a violation of the vaunted Aggie code.

Good luck. I hope you don't have a heat stroke.

[UDontKnow 10444]

2 minutes ago, texifornia said:

(not entirely sure about the wisdom of inviting a bunch of aggy posters over on a day we're about to take a huge recruiting L, but fuck it)

We still know how to roll up a maroon welcome carpet and crowd source ban if necessary, right?

[Ricky's one-hitter 9086]

1 minute ago, UDontKnow said:

crowd source ban

With the help of the bleeding vaginas from the football board, no less

[ALC 65]

6 minutes ago, DrPepper said:

Let’s fucking go! The takeover has begun.


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[ALC 65]

7 minutes ago, texifornia said:

(not entirely sure about the wisdom of inviting a bunch of aggy posters over on a day we're about to take a huge recruiting L, but fuck it)

Our 75MM coach can't even bother with making sure we're in contact with LJ Johnson more than other schools, when we supposedly lead for him, so we have enough problems. 

[RGBIII 22840]

Karen....we have seen your house!

[NoName 16351]

1 hour ago, SydneyCarton said:

“I don’t care what those losers do”

Thats how you deescalate a situation. Poking a bear has never resulted in any negative consequences at all. 

[Hank_Hill 18804]

1 minute ago, RGBIII said:

Karen....we have seen your house!

Bro, it’s just right for her and her dog. She doesn’t want anything else besides a 900 sq foot brown shithole in a generic Houston suburb. She literally has clients

[RGBIII 22840]

 

[Ricky's one-hitter 9086]

@ALC @DrPepper

Hey, while you guys are here...

Seegars and Garza suck balls. Terrible takes. And, Vaka is attempting to eat himself out of a ranking and a scholarship, which as you know is a tremendous undertaking considering how much ya'll love the cubes.

But, take that to the other board. 

[Utexas66 4]

That old lady is really getting worked up.

[Orange&White 5525]

34 minutes ago, UDontKnow said:

As long as you don't try to bring over RiverRat97 and DaddyAg, it will be all good.

 

32 minutes ago, Johnny Sack said:

You don’t need a good insurance salesman?

 

21 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

Assuming Daddy98 is actually good at his job feels like a pretty big and unsubstantiated assumption, sir. 

We don't need Daddy98 here for his keen insurance acumen. We need him here for his exceptional film breakdown and talent evaluation.

Edited July 17, 2020 by Orange&White

[Leanderman 2275]

Lets please, please ensure we never confuse bag hag with south austins mom.

[RGBIII 22840]

I know you're reading this Karen..you cant stay away..you cant keep out of the mud...

[texifornia 56941]

[NoName 16351]

48 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

I'm just trying to figure out if this is going to be more entertaining than the football board waterheads temporarily invading when the Brocks commit, or more tedious. 

its going to be significantly more entertaining here. a million percent.

[golfclap 6903]

17 minutes ago, ALC said:

Never heard of him. 

[Ricky's one-hitter 9086]

1 minute ago, RGBIII said:

Asians on speed dial

[Utexas66 4]

2 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

I know you're reading this Karen..you cant stay away..you cant keep out of the mud...

She'll be reading this thread ALL DAY long.

[Pato del Muerto 52490]

2 minutes ago, texifornia said:

[DrPepper 118]

[mention=5426]ALC[/mention] [mention=5422]DrPepper[/mention]
Hey, while you guys are here...
Seegars and Garza suck balls. Terrible takes. And, Vaka is attempting to eat himself out of a ranking and a scholarship, which as you know is a tremendous undertaking considering how much ya'll love the cubes.
But, take that to the other board. 

I was saying that when we took them lmfao. Garza I kinda understand because of his teammates but I don’t get the seegar commitment at all.


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[NoName 16351]

making classist comments about EBT cards sure is something only old people would do.

 

[SydneyCarton 48082]

Just now, DrPepper said:

I was saying that when we took them lmfao. Garza I kinda understand because of his teammates but I don’t get the seegar commitment at all.


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Clearly someone didn't WATCH. THE. TAPE!

[Hank_Hill 18804]

Karen if you want to prove how little you care you’ll post nudes