KarenKeyLargo - Greatest Hits Thread

[jordanaggie 86]

Just now, SydneyCarton said:

Can we examine the psychological construct here where having a contrary opinion on things counts as Instigation? Because that’s not necessarily healthy. 

Certainly.  And for what it's worth, I'm not sure I was an instigator.  I just called Karen out for some bullshit.

[SydneyCarton 48108]

2 minutes ago, jordanaggie said:

Certainly.  And for what it's worth, I'm not sure I was an instigator.  I just called Karen out for some bullshit.

You’d have to be more specific. Because there is nothing that woman spews that isn’t bullshit. 

[Mdhorn 5949]

39 minutes ago, ALC said:

Corona fucked that up. We needed spring ball to run off some dead weight. 

Unfortunately, you're probably going to find out more about your team football wise on this site than on any Aggie site because they have to remain in good graces with the powers at be and are total homers.  The best thing about it is you can read both and see how it pans out over the course of the season.  Some stuff you'll hate because we're pro Longhorns on a Texas board but we're not automatons that believe everything we're fed either and can think for ourselves or try anyways.  

[EZ$ 2105]

49 minutes ago, Doc Reeves said:

I just called my CPA and talked about this years taxes for 15 min and was billed $50.

Your getting your CPA to sort mail? Bullshit. Hell, Id call bullshit if you said Book keeper

I’m sure it’s just one of Jimbo’s assistants. 

[golfclap 6903]

1 minute ago, jordanaggie said:

Certainly.  And for what it's worth, I'm not sure I was an instigator.  I just called Karen out for some bullshit.

She instigates roughly 7000% of the issues on Junction. Give or take .004% 

[jordanaggie 86]

9 minutes ago, golfclap said:

She instigates roughly 7000% of the issues on Junction. Give or take .004% 

It's gotten especially bad lately.  The mods-- or probably just Tarp-- seem to allow her to have free reign, while banning others at will.  Now, some of the jackasses that have joined here probably deserved their fate, at least to an extent, but Karen seems to have a longer leash than others.

[DrPepper 118]

Unfortunately, you're probably going to find out more about your team football wise on this site than on any Aggie site because they have to remain in good graces with the powers at be and are total homers.  The best thing about it is you can read both and see how it pans out over the course of the season.  Some stuff you'll hate because we're pro Longhorns on a Texas board but we're not automatons that believe everything we're fed either and can think for ourselves or try anyways.  

I know y’all love to shit on perroni but he’s easily the most straight shooter when it comes to Aggie mods. MuffChin and those on TexAgs are a different story.


Fuck Tarp

[DrPepper 118]

It's gotten especially bad lately.  The mods-- or probably just Tarp-- seem to allow her to have free reign, while banning others at will.  Now, some of the jackasses that have joined here probably deserved their fate, at least to an extent, but Karen seems to have a longer leash than others.

Yup. I doubt I would have been banned if I had a gash between my legs.


Fuck Tarp

[jordanaggie 86]

1 minute ago, DrPepper said:

I know y’all love to shit on perroni but he’s easily the most straight shooter when it comes to Aggie mods. MuffChin and those on TexAgs are a different story.


Fuck Tarp

He's no Hamm.  Haha.

I like Perroni, too.  Doesn't set us up for failure too much.  Had to make a couple of late CB changes, but he is as straight of a shooter as you'll find for a sports mod.

[jordanaggie 86]

Probably just you and I here now, DP.  I assume the Brockermeyer commitments have this board occupied.

[HtownHorn 14690]

2 minutes ago, DrPepper said:

I know y’all love to shit on perroni but he’s easily the most straight shooter when it comes to Aggie mods. MuffChin and those on TexAgs are a different story.


Fuck Tarp

You have to understand our reluctance to believe this when every report he writes ends with he's an aggy lock.

[RedsCerebrum 24]

Just checking in to say fuck you Karen.  

[TexasToast 728]

2 minutes ago, DrPepper said:

Yup. I doubt I would have been banned if I had a gash between my legs.


Fuck Tarp

[SquishMitten 10408]

To all our newly arrived sheepfuckers, welcome! I’d suggest raising a jizz jar in your honor, but I’ll leave that to you sick fucks to do on your own time

[UDontKnow 10447]

4 minutes ago, DrPepper said:

I know y’all love to shit on perroni but he’s easily the most straight shooter when it comes to Aggie mods. MuffChin and those on TexAgs are a different story.


Fuck Tarp

 

1 minute ago, jordanaggie said:

He's no Hamm.  Haha.

I like Perroni, too.  Doesn't set us up for failure too much.  Had to make a couple of late CB changes, but he is as straight of a shooter as you'll find for a sports mod.

If by straight shooter and not setting up for failure, you mean Aggy is in it for every single 'croot, then sure.

[Teryor 4474]

At this point I'm assuming Karen hasn't been banned over multiple others because she gives Perroni and Tarp info (see: stalking recruits parents) right? $9.95 can only buy you so much protection.. 

[Dbeasy 15052]

So since you are all here, why has a seemingly inconsequential old grandmother suddenly appeared in college station with Jimbo, and for some strange reason apparently has access to player’s and recruit’s families, and appears at A&M events. What’s the story?

[Pato del Muerto 52506]

20 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

Can we examine the psychological construct here where having a contrary opinion on things counts as Instigation? Because that’s not necessarily healthy. 

At least here it’s allowed

[jordanaggie 86]

1 minute ago, UDontKnow said:

 

If by straight shooter and not setting up for failure, you mean Aggy is in it for every single 'croot, then sure.

Ha, he's pretty clear that we're not in it for a lot of guys.  He told us Grimes was gone for an eternity.  He tells us Foster is picking elsewhere if he picks today.  He knows his fanbase, but he's not that far off most days.

Let's talk about EJ Holland. 

[DrPepper 118]

To all our newly arrived sheepfuckers, welcome! I’d suggest raising a jizz jar in your honor, but I’ll leave that to you sick fucks to do on your own time

Try it out before you knock it. Maybe sprinkle a little nutmeg in there for extra flavor.


Fuck Tarp

[jordanaggie 86]

1 minute ago, Dbeasy said:

So since you are all here, why has a seemingly inconsequential old grandmother suddenly appeared in college station with Jimbo, and for some strange reason apparently has access to player’s and recruit’s families, and appears at A&M events. What’s the story?

We don't know-- you see the same information we do, but she claims a love of Jimbo.  Obvious bag lady.

[Ricky's one-hitter 9116]

1 minute ago, jordanaggie said:

Let's talk about EJ Holland. 

Billy Liucci and EJ Holland get roughly the same treatment around here

[texifornia 56976]

9 minutes ago, jordanaggie said:

It's gotten especially bad lately.  The mods-- or probably just Tarp-- seem to allow her to have free reign, while banning others at will.  Now, some of the jackasses that have joined here probably deserved their fate, at least to an extent, but Karen seems to have a longer leash than others.

Yeah, there was that one day something particularly controversial happened re: BLM and Perroni was like "Karen isn't banned, but has agreed not to post on this topic". The fuck was that?

Edited July 17, 2020 by texifornia

[DrPepper 118]

So since you are all here, why has a seemingly inconsequential old grandmother suddenly appeared in college station with Jimbo, and for some strange reason apparently has access to player’s and recruit’s families, and appears at A&M events. What’s the story?

She’s a fucking lunatic that followed Jimbo across the country. Not much else to tell lol


Fuck Tarp

[RGBIII 22840]

Just now, jordanaggie said:

Ha, he's pretty clear that we're not in it for a lot of guys.  He told us Grimes was gone for an eternity.  He tells us Foster is picking elsewhere if he picks today.  He knows his fanbase, but he's not that far off most days.

Let's talk about EJ Holland. 

Lets not...but his wedding was beautiful!

[Teryor 4474]

1 minute ago, jordanaggie said:

Ha, he's pretty clear that we're not in it for a lot of guys.  He told us Grimes was gone for an eternity.  He tells us Foster is picking elsewhere if he picks today.  He knows his fanbase, but he's not that far off most days.

Let's talk about EJ Holland. 

Don't worry, there's plenty of talk about EJ in the recruiting threads/$9.95 thread, we definitely recognized how much of a goober the guy is

[jordanaggie 86]

2 minutes ago, Ricky's one-hitter said:

Billy Liucci and EJ Holland get roughly the same treatment around here

Definitely fair.

[golfclap 6903]

1 minute ago, DrPepper said:

I know y’all love to shit on perroni but he’s easily the most straight shooter when it comes to Aggie mods

This used to be super true and maybe it still is. Once Hamm was fired Perroni's entire posting style changed, hence the HammLite moniker (™ me). It was basically like a light switch. It seems like he got the KoolAid pumping job and the rest is history. I still think he does a really good job of highlighting the upcoming FR/SO in his early lists, but his takes on current recruits/commits have gone from decent to .. well, the thread on Garza "A&M TE commit Garza posts clip to show he's a receiving threat" - where the kid lumbers forward, arms flying out in every direction and catches one pass. I get it - they've got to create content, so these things exist but Perroni used to be the guy that would say otherwise. 

[UDontKnow 10447]

1 minute ago, jordanaggie said:

Ha, he's pretty clear that we're not in it for a lot of guys.  He told us Grimes was gone for an eternity.  He tells us Foster is picking elsewhere if he picks today.  He knows his fanbase, but he's not that far off most days.

Let's talk about EJ Holland. 

EJ is hardly the subject of discussion any more. He wasn't good by any means, but was acknowledged for his commitment to trolling aggy.

[golfclap 6903]

6 minutes ago, RedsCerebrum said:

Just checking in to say fuck you Karen.  

[DrPepper 118]

If by straight shooter and not setting up for failure, you mean Aggy is in it for every single 'croot, then sure.

But like he doesn’t tho.


Fuck Tarp

[jordanaggie 86]

Just now, golfclap said:

This used to be super true and maybe it still is. Once Hamm was fired Perroni's entire posting style changed, hence the HammLite moniker (™ me). It was basically like a light switch. It seems like he got the KoolAid pumping job and the rest is history. I still think he does a really good job of highlighting the upcoming FR/SO in his early lists, but his takes on current recruits/commits have gone from decent to .. well, the thread on Garza "A&M TE commit Garza posts clip to show he's a receiving threat" - where the kid lumbers forward, arms flying out in every direction and catches one pass. I get it - they've got to create content, so these things exist but Perroni used to be the guy that would say otherwise. 

Yeah-- I mean, he knows his fanbase and isn't going to belittle a commit.  I and some others kind of thought the same on the video.  I was referring to the recruiting side.

[Pato del Muerto 52506]

4 minutes ago, jordanaggie said:

Ha, he's pretty clear that we're not in it for a lot of guys.  He told us Grimes was gone for an eternity.  He tells us Foster is picking elsewhere if he picks today.  He knows his fanbase, but he's not that far off most days.

Let's talk about EJ Holland. 

If you are looking for nice comments about EJ, you’ve come to the wrong place.  Or burton. Or Ketchum. 

Edited July 17, 2020 by Pato del Muerto

[golfclap 6903]

4 minutes ago, jordanaggie said:

Let's talk about EJ Holland. 

let's not. 

fuck that guy. 

[RGBIII 22840]

2 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

If you are looking for nice comments about EJ, you’ve come to the wrong place.  Or burton. Or Ketchum. 

FCB

[golfclap 6903]

3 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

If you are looking for nice comments about EJ, you’ve come to the wrong place.  Or burton. Or Ketchum. 

Motherfucking Nahlin and his butthurt shit. 

[Carl Spackler 3483]

7 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

Lets not...but his wedding was beautiful!

So much to unpack there, but I need some bleach for my eyes after seeing the legs.

[SydneyCarton 48108]

10 minutes ago, jordanaggie said:

Ha, he's pretty clear that we're not in it for a lot of guys.  He told us Grimes was gone for an eternity.  He tells us Foster is picking elsewhere if he picks today.  He knows his fanbase, but he's not that far off most days.

Let's talk about EJ Holland. 

He’s a douche. You’ll find we have nothing but varying levels of contempt for most of our 995ers man. Holland is a know-nothing tool.

[DrPepper 118]

Yeah-- I mean, he knows his fanbase and isn't going to belittle a commit.  I and some others kind of thought the same on the video.  I was referring to the recruiting side.

I didn’t take it as him pumping up the commit. Anyone who saw that clip knew it wasn’t the best. But you also gotta remember there isn’t shit out there for content really. Sometimes you have to post a video of a kid running bad routes with slow cuts.


Fuck Tarp

[Pato del Muerto 52506]

16 minutes ago, RedsCerebrum said:

Just checking in to say fuck you Karen.  

[DrPepper 118]

Just checking in to say fuck you Karen.  

The gang is all here. Just need dcoop


Fuck Tarp

[ALC 65]

33 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

You have to understand our reluctance to believe this when every report he writes ends with he's an aggy lock.

He literally doesn't do this, at all. 

I would have liked him better if he wasn't such a milquetoast and came with more heat. 

[DrPepper 118]

 

Oh she big sad. Also, didn’t she say she blocked the site lmfao.

[ALC 65]

39 minutes ago, SquishMitten said:

To all our newly arrived sheepfuckers, welcome! I’d suggest raising a jizz jar in your honor, but I’ll leave that to you sick fucks to do on your own time

We can juggle dildos instead?

[Pato del Muerto 52506]

2 minutes ago, ALC said:

We can juggle dildos instead?

You guys can

[ALC 65]

Well, Gayrroni locked the thread. 

[UDontKnow 10447]

6 minutes ago, ALC said:

We can juggle dildos instead?

So you guys did learn something from Karen!

[Carl Spackler 3483]

I'm enjoying the fact that this batshit-crazy Jimbo fan-granny has laid waste to multiple aggy boards/sites in such a relatively short time.

[golfclap 6903]

9 minutes ago, DrPepper said:

Oh she big sad. Also, didn’t she say she blocked the site lmfao.

she appears to block the site as well as she quits the board. How many times has she pulled the Poor Old Lady Card and quit? 100? She's usually gone at least 12 minutes. 

[ALC 65]

44 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

Lets not...but his wedding was beautiful!

Did they get married in a dilapidated elementary school?