KarenKeyLargo - Greatest Hits Thread

[Pato del Muerto 52489]

Just now, golfclap said:

she appears to block the site as well as she quits the board. How many times has she pulled the Poor Old Lady Card and quit? 100? She's usually gone at least 12 minutes. 

12 minutes, 12 hours. That’s how you know that she’s a true ag. I’m surprised she doesn’t own an ag tag as an honorarium from looch. 

[NoName 16351]

1 minute ago, ALC said:

Did they get married in a dilapidated elementary school?

that has city building written all over it with those wood doors, wooden pew style chair, wooden table on the left and painted cinder block

[Utexas66 4]

10 minutes ago, ALC said:

Did they get married in a dilapidated elementary school?

I think they just went to a JP to have the ceremony.

[SquishMitten 10403]

29 minutes ago, ALC said:

We can juggle dildos instead?

The talents you guys have are truly astounding

[Ricky's one-hitter 9084]

Fuck you. You willingly slobber on rape enabler Jimbo's ancient knob, but have some sort of problem with Kendall Briles? You fucking hypocrite. 

[RGBIII 22840]

1 minute ago, Ricky's one-hitter said:

Fuck you. You willingly slobber on rape enabler Jimbo's ancient knob, but have some sort of problem with Kendall Briles? You fucking hypocrite. 

And will defend Jameis Winston at every single possible opportunity 

[NoName 16351]

3 minutes ago, Ricky's one-hitter said:

Fuck you. You willingly slobber on rape enabler Jimbo's ancient knob, but have some sort of problem with Kendall Briles? You fucking hypocrite. 

[Katfid54 8628]

[Doc Reeves 6434]

51 minutes ago, ALC said:

We can juggle dildos instead?

 

[satyanash 14481]

Just spent the better part of an hour catching up on this thread, and I consider none of it wasted.

[gigatron40 7]

Checking in to say fuck Karen.

[DrPepper 118]

Checking in to say fuck Karen.

Fuck Tarp

[ALC 65]

Y'all need to quit acting like my juggle dildos comment went over your heads.

You weirdos know exactly what I was talking about.

But anyway...fuck Karen.

[ALC 65]

31 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

And will defend Jameis Winston at every single possible opportunity 

She's claimed before to have seen cell phone video of Winston and his victim engaging in consensual sex, if its possible the nonsense surrounding her couldn't be any weirder.

[Katfid54 8628]

1 minute ago, ALC said:

She's claimed before to have seen cell phone video of Winston and his victim engaging in consensual sex, if its possible the nonsense surrounding her couldn't be any weirder.

[RGBIII 22840]

2 minutes ago, ALC said:

She's claimed before to have seen cell phone video of Winston and his victim engaging in consensual sex, if its possible the nonsense surrounding her couldn't be any weirder.

Makes sense, I’m sure Jimbo has it saved on his motorola razr 

[gigatron40 7]

5 minutes ago, ALC said:

Y'all need to quit acting like my juggle dildos comment went over your heads.

You weirdos know exactly what I was talking about.

But anyway...fuck Karen.

Having you be able to post on Gigem the past few months would have been fun. Even though we rarely agreed on anything.

[Doc Reeves 6434]

This thread really brightened my day 

[gernblansten 3196]

Haven't seen this many aggy rush to one space since Jimmy Joe Johnson lost his aggy ring milking a bull in Ruby Sue Ray's pasture.

[Vertigo 20276]

3 hours ago, Hank_Hill said:

I support chaos 

[Rimbo 25921]

5 hours ago, RGBIII said:

They are probably fucking

please do not show me that at this point in time

4 hours ago, Tex Pete said:

Newsflash: other than any e-friends, you won’t be missing anything. People here can provide all the content you want without all the bullshit. And there’s a whole lot more freedom of posting here. Lots of us are former $9.95 customers. 

Truth. Hell, my father's uncle's sister's cousin's nephew's brother's former roommate started the whole $9.95 thing, and even I don't do that any more.

4 hours ago, DrPepper said:

That’s all I ever wanted. That board used to be great but adolf tarpley had to be a thin skinned bitch and fuck everything up.


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What? Just because he defends white supremacists doesn't make him a naz... oh, wait, actually it does.

4 hours ago, SydneyCarton said:

You guys know that it’s only a matter of time (today) before she shows up here to confront the entir board, right? That’s as inevitable as Jimbo Fisher’s mushroom clouding a football program. She’ll be here any minute now. 

When she gets here, let's not crowdsource ban her immediately. For the lulz.

4 hours ago, Hank_Hill said:

Oh yea, it’s happening. I’m here for the nudes

please do not show me that at this point in time

3 hours ago, Ricky's one-hitter said:

Today feel like an ideal opportunity for your other half to make a return.

This is the greatest gif I've seen in hours. Hours!

3 hours ago, Hank_Hill said:

Karen if you want to prove how little you care you’ll post nudes

please do not show me that at this point in time

2 hours ago, texifornia said:

Oh yes, we're hitting the point where the fact that she's not actually a Texas A&M fan and is just a Jimbo fangirl starts to conflict with the actual fans on the board

Imagine! Anti-Aggie things on a Longhorn website? I'm shocked, SHOCKED I say!

2 hours ago, SydneyCarton said:

Legit negged for you summoning that mentally ill dipshit to the fucking recruiting forum. He’s a nut and a liar and a fucking idiot who is good with a fucking microfiche. Dont legitimize that bozo. Much less summon him over here to shit all over the place. 

But when he goes off against aggy, he is FUN.

[Ricky's one-hitter 9084]

11 minutes ago, ALC said:

Y'all need to quit acting like my juggle dildos comment went over your heads.

You weirdos know exactly what I was talking about.

But anyway...fuck Karen.

You really don't want to get into a pissing match here with Captain Beta Cuck at the helm of the USNS Non-Contender

[Vertigo 20276]

Karen has fallen victim to one of the classic blunders: Never come into the collective crosshairs of Surly during the offseason. We have a long line of casualties that are cautionary tales. Daniel Figurelli, Fitlump, Romeo Rose, that accountant guy, Taylor Hamm's aspiring pool career. We generally claim one new trophy per year. 

Edited July 17, 2020 by Vertigo

[Hank Scorpio 17729]

1 hour ago, ALC said:

Did they get married in a dilapidated elementary school?

He got married the same day he graduated. 

[Doc Reeves 6434]

5 minutes ago, Rimbo said:

Truth. Hell, my father's uncle's sister's cousin's nephew's brother's former roommate started the whole $9.95 thing, and even I don't do that any more.

Wait...  wouldn’t that make him your nephews former roommate?

[texifornia 56917]

Just now, Vertigo said:

Karen has fallen victim to one of the classic blunders: Never come into the collective crosshairs of Surly during the offseason. We have a long line of casualties that are cautionary tales. Daniel Figurelli, Fitlump, Romeo Rose, that accountant guy. We generally claim one new trophy per year. 

Don't forget that aggy assistant who had to make a public apology for bitchily subtweeting aggy decommits. It wasn't all us but I like to think we helped.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/early-lead/wp/2016/05/05/recruits-abandon-texas-am-after-assistant-coachs-twitter-lecture-about-loyalty/

[jordanaggie 86]

1 minute ago, texifornia said:

Don't forget that aggy assistant who had to make a public apology for bitchily subtweeting aggy decommits. It wasn't all us but I like to think we helped.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/early-lead/wp/2016/05/05/recruits-abandon-texas-am-after-assistant-coachs-twitter-lecture-about-loyalty/

Lol, fucking Moorehead.

[Hank Scorpio 17729]

Pretty sure I would not have believed you 6 months ago if you told me on July 17th we would be in the middle of a pandemic, the Brocks would commit to Bama, we would be hosting a recruiting drive to sign up Aggie posters, Karen would be donating to planned parenthood, and today is the day I decide to stop sniffing glue. 

[HtownHorn 14677]

2 minutes ago, jordanaggie said:

Lol, fucking Moorehead.

Hamm loved that guy. I'm sure Karen would have approved of a ménage with all parties included.

[satyanash 14481]

1 hour ago, ALC said:

Did they get married in a dilapidated elementary school?

for anyone who wants to relive the reactions to EJ's wedding:

 

[Tex Pete 20343]

2 hours ago, jordanaggie said:

Let's talk about EJ Holland. 

We hate all $9.95ers equally. No one made more fun of EJ than this group of raging assholes. (Good band name!)

[Tex Pete 20343]

2 hours ago, RGBIII said:

Lets not...but his wedding was beautiful!

I just love that he got married at Public School #174. So romantic!

[lemonandaturd 4285]

4 hours ago, Orange&White said:

Of course she has lots of cyber security. And you know where she got it? Asians. She got it from Asians because they are better at computers. Everything is fine here.

She is going to need a band of bushido ninjas protecting her shit after surly gets done with her.  

[Burt Macklin 19020]

I think this thread has officially surpassed the Hamm thread in the list of Surly classics. I never would have believed we’d be having a mass aggy exodus to Surly. It’s glorious. 

 

3 hours ago, texifornia said:

“I learned a long time ago not to associate with losers.” Uh, Karen, I hate to break this to you, but you root for Texas A&M. 
 

3 hours ago, Doc Reeves said:

I just called my CPA and talked about this years taxes for 15 min and was billed $50.

Your getting your CPA to sort mail? Bullshit. Hell, Id call bullshit if you said Book keeper

Your CPA only bills at $200 per hour? Clearly not a Surly 1%er. 

2 hours ago, golfclap said:

commendable. I guess, though we may beat that out of you. Now get your ass into the other recruiting threads. We did the goddamn unimaginable and found a couple of decent OU posters, now if we can get some more aggy to actually talk recruiting that would be fucking great. 

We’ve been beating it out of them since 1894.

1 hour ago, DrPepper said:

 

Oh she big sad. Also, didn’t she say she blocked the site lmfao.

She is sure is grabbing a lot of screenshots on a site she’s had the Asians block for her. I hope those aren’t the same Asians in charge of her world class cyber security. 

[SquishMitten 10403]

How does one even go about blocking a site? And why would anyone ever have the need to do so? Can't you just, oh I don't know, not type in the url?

[Katfid54 8628]

5 minutes ago, Burt Macklin said:

“I learned a long time ago not to associate with losers.” Uh, Karen, I hate to break this to you, but you root for Texas A&M. 

[Hiphopopotamos 20869]

1 minute ago, SquishMitten said:

How does one even go about blocking a site? And why would anyone ever have the need to do so? Can't you just, oh I don't know, not type in the url?

I'm guessing she had the jitterbug operator remove it from her profile.

[Katfid54 8628]

1 minute ago, SquishMitten said:

How does one even go about blocking a site?

It's a simple as calling up your friendly, neighborhood Asian and asking them to block that site on your computer.

[NoName 16351]

3 minutes ago, SquishMitten said:

How does one even go about blocking a site? And why would anyone ever have the need to do so? Can't you just, oh I don't know, not type in the url?

there are browser extensions you can use for this...but yeah. just don't type it in

 

[Rimbo 25921]

22 minutes ago, Doc Reeves said:

Wait...  wouldn’t that make him your nephews former roommate?

I don't even know. I lost track.

[Hank Scorpio 17729]

6 minutes ago, NoName said:

there are browser extensions you can use for this...but yeah. just don't type it in

 

You sound Asian. 

[Vertigo 20276]

3 minutes ago, Hank Scorpio said:

You sound Asian. 

Thats wacist

[jordanaggie 86]

32 minutes ago, satyanash said:

for anyone who wants to relive the reactions to EJ's wedding:

 

The responses to this were gold, too.

[Pimphand 5735]

Herro?

[ALC 65]

1 hour ago, RGBIII said:

Makes sense, I’m sure Jimbo has it saved on his motorola razr 

No cap...that's the GOAT cell phone. 

[ALC 65]

1 hour ago, gigatron40 said:

Having you be able to post on Gigem the past few months would have been fun. Even though we rarely agreed on anything.

It would have lasted 10 seconds with me and ChemAg/Keith's white guilt nonsense. 

[ALC 65]

1 hour ago, texifornia said:

Don't forget that aggy assistant who had to make a public apology for bitchily subtweeting aggy decommits. It wasn't all us but I like to think we helped.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/early-lead/wp/2016/05/05/recruits-abandon-texas-am-after-assistant-coachs-twitter-lecture-about-loyalty/

If any assistant ever embodied the Sumlin era, it was that fuckface. 

[HtownHorn 14677]

What I don't understand is why Tarp and Perroni put up with her daily need for affirmation and overt racism? Are they afraid she will have Jimbo cut off access for them?

[Focht Up 631]

1 hour ago, Tex Pete said:

I just love that he got married at Public School #174. So romantic!

Ej looks very happy there.  He looks like he's thinking "what the hell have I done".

[campcrunk 2448]

7 hours ago, SydneyCarton said:

“I don’t care what those losers do”

Thats how you deescalate a situation. Poking a bear has never resulted in any negative consequences at all. 

It would really be a shame if someone put a picture of dear, dear Norman was featured in a "FREE DOG TO A GOOD HOME" post on Craigslist with KKL's info.