KarenKeyLargo - Greatest Hits Thread

[Wishbone 4,760]

On 7/25/2021 at 8:56 AM, RGBIII said:

Bump 

Someone needs to insert “Shit” before show and replace the longhorn with “aTm” and that shirt would be spot on.

[Pato del Muerto 52,495]

38 minutes ago, blacklab said:

I have all the UT trademark lawyers emails handy.

This is so good I don’t even know the proper rep response. It’s all of them. 

[Longhornfrenzy 5,720]

[Scholz 11,943]

Wonder if Winston raped anybody tonight and Fisher tried to help cover it up again 

[Sgt Hulk 13,716]

Dear god 

[Telegraph_it 3,357]

5 hours ago, Scholz said:

Wonder if Winston raped anybody tonight and Fisher tried to help cover it up again 

Crab legs or what? 

[Leanderman 2,275]

We can only pray her mutt freezes his nuts off this winter.

[texifornia 56,949]

Every so often they get reminded she's an actual crazy stalker and it gets really uncomfy.

[Hornlover 8,830]

"It's by far the dumbest and most annoying thing you do imo."

Of all the dumb and annoying shit she does, this doesn't even make the top 50, imo.

[lemonandaturd 4,285]

4 hours ago, Leanderman said:

We can only pray her mutt freezes his nuts off this winter.

The mutt is praying that his tongue freezes.  

[Wishbone 4,760]

1 hour ago, lemonandaturd said:

The mutt is praying that his tongue freezes.  

This reminds me. Was it ever posted in here why that skank went to Nebraska? Is peanut butter cheaper in Nebraska?

[Tex Pete 20,353]

Just now, Wishbone said:

This reminds me. Was it ever posted in here why that skank went to Nebraska? Is peanut butter cheaper in Nebraska?

It's the Siberia for aggieland. (I'd rather live in Nebraska)

[lemonandaturd 4,285]

2 minutes ago, Wishbone said:

This reminds me. Was it ever posted in here why that skank went to Nebraska?

Lots of job openings for scarecrows.  She may make straw boss.  

[Dennis Taylor 18,820]

3 hours ago, lemonandaturd said:

The mutt is praying that his tongue freezes.  

 

2 hours ago, Wishbone said:

This reminds me. Was it ever posted in here why that skank went to Nebraska? Is peanut butter cheaper in Nebraska?

[RollLeft 5,045]

6 hours ago, Dennis Taylor said:

 

[texifornia 56,949]

fucking YIKES

 

[Longhornfrenzy 5,720]

[Longhornfrenzy 5,720]

Sorry @texifornia didn't see you already posted it

[NoName 16,351]

9 minutes ago, texifornia said:

fucking YIKES

 

[EZ$ 2,104]

22 hours ago, Wishbone said:

This reminds me. Was it ever posted in here why that skank went to Nebraska? 

Jimbo fired her ass.  He obviously found a better bag handler (see 2022 class) with a little more discretion. 

[Pimphand 5,746]

This thread never fails to deliver the WTF

[Pimphand 5,746]

On 4/10/2021 at 11:49 AM, Mitch Cumsteen said:

She forgot the part where he got lost and the aggies fed him, gave him beer and escorted him back to the stadium. After which he proclaimed his undying respect for everything aggie. 

 

[Longhornfrenzy 5,720]

[texifornia 56,949]

[texifornia 56,949]

[texifornia 56,949]

[Schulz2.0 28,951]

Probably not the first time she's heard "here comes the restraining order, Karen."

[Hornius Emeritus 12,461]

It's always good to get a fresh set of eyes on a problem. I'm sure Karen made many suggestions to Jimbo regarding play calling and QB play that he had never considered.  I hear that Saban has taken a lot of Phyllis from Mulga's ideas to heart. 

Edited September 27, 2021 by Hornius Emeritus

[Dennis Taylor 18,820]

Known attention whire claims to text head coach after crushing defeat...

[Vertigo 20,285]

No wonder he shipped her ass to an Edville franchise in Nebraska.

[texifornia 56,949]

Clearly a bit offended Jimbo is screening her calls

[texifornia 56,949]

That's KKL calling out Calzada's "concrete sludge or kushed out brain"

[Johnny Sack 8,397]

I cannot imagine loving, following, stalking a coach.  She belongs in an asylum.

[Viper 12,109]

I see Karen is in the bunny boiling stage of her obsession. 

[NoName 16,351]

1 hour ago, texifornia said:

That's KKL calling out Calzada's "concrete sludge or kushed out brain"

of course that moron doesn't understand why they wanted to keep Calzada.

their QB room is:

• no star Jr Reinard Britz
• 3* So Caldaza
• 4* RS FR Haynes King
• TE Eli Stowers (lol)

that QB room would actually be worse than Texas if they lost Thompson and were stuck with RS FR Card, FR Charles Wright and FR Cole Lourd

 

[Getafix 28,608]

8 minutes ago, NoName said:

of course that moron doesn't understand why they wanted to keep Calzada.

their QB room is:

• no star Jr Reinard Britz
• 3* So Caldaza
• 4* RS FR Haynes King
• TE Eli Stowers (lol)

that QB room would actually be worse than Texas if they lost Thompson and were stuck with RS FR Card, FR Charles Wright and FR Cole Lourd

 

 

 

They're clamoring for PWO Blake Bost to get a shot.

https://12thman.com/sports/football/roster/blake-bost/10352

https://247sports.com/Player/Blake-Bost-46098494/

 

[NoName 16,351]

3 minutes ago, Getafix said:

 

 

They're clamoring for PWO Blake Bost to get a shot.

https://12thman.com/sports/football/roster/blake-bost/10352

https://247sports.com/Player/Blake-Bost-46098494/

 

his reported offer list per his 247 page:

• A&M
• Arky State
• Austin Peay
• Incarnate Word
• Lamar

This isn't OU fans pushing for 5* Caleb Williams over Rattler (which is LOL worthy all by itself)

Hilarious! Yes, I want this to happen!

[texifornia 56,949]

Karen really loves the building material brain analogy

[texifornia 56,949]

Watch the transition from "it was Jimbo's fault" to "Calzada was high during the game" in real time

[texifornia 56,949]

And here we are, the problem is that Calzada was high and nothing else

 

[Burt Macklin 19,023]

I love how hard they’re trying to claim their OL isn’t the problem. It’s terrible. lol. They’ve got multiple true freshman who were thought to need 2-3 years to develop playing consistently. 

[Hornlover 8,830]

6 minutes ago, Burt Macklin said:

I love how hard they’re trying to claim their OL isn’t the problem. It’s terrible. lol. They’ve got multiple true freshman who were thought to need 2-3 years to develop playing consistently. 

[Horn Under a Bad Sign 20,397]

9 minutes ago, Burt Macklin said:

I love how hard they’re trying to claim their OL isn’t the problem. It’s terrible. lol. They’ve got multiple true freshman who were thought to need 2-3 years to develop playing consistently. 

 Bryce Foster looked terrible.  

And I have come to believe that KKL has GOT to be Kevin Kubeschki/The People's Elbow and he's just trolling those fuckers, because nobody could be that insane.  And if I am right about the fact that it's a troll job, it's the most glorious troll job in history. 

[Orange&White 5,528]

1 hour ago, Getafix said:

 

 

They're clamoring for PWO Blake Bost to get a shot.

https://12thman.com/sports/football/roster/blake-bost/10352

https://247sports.com/Player/Blake-Bost-46098494/

 

Can I throw out a guess that Blake is white?

[NoName 16,351]

58 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

 Bryce Foster looked terrible.  

And I have come to believe that KKL has GOT to be Kevin Kubeschki/The People's Elbow and he's just trolling those fuckers, because nobody could be that insane.  And if I am right about the fact that it's a troll job, it's the most glorious troll job in history. 

Narrator: It wasn't a troll job

[texifornia 56,949]

1 hour ago, Getafix said:

 

 

They're clamoring for PWO Blake Bost to get a shot.

https://12thman.com/sports/football/roster/blake-bost/10352

https://247sports.com/Player/Blake-Bost-46098494/

 

Blake Bost understands the concepts. Blake Bost doesn't get butthurt. Blake Bost can run it. Blake Bost is a gamer.

[RomaVicta 29,907]

Again, as for the running game. Spiller ran for 12 the first play of the game and a stunning 67 yard td run in the third quarter.

Here are his game stats:

That leaves 10 rushes for 17 yards. Imagine how little that would be if they abandoned the pass.

Arkansas would be forced to sell out to stop the run and actually put an additional DL on the field bringing the total to four (4)! Unheard of!

Being stoned was probably Calzada's best chance to last the game with Jimbo blaming him for what the HC is responsible for.

I love this. It's been too long.

[ousux 5,597]

Gagem247 is literally more delusional and unhinged than chin pube's Texaggy..

How is this possible?

[Pimphand 5,746]

2 hours ago, NoName said:

of course that moron doesn't understand why they wanted to keep Calzada.

their QB room is:

• no star Jr Reinard Britz
• 3* So Caldaza
• 4* RS FR Haynes King
• TE Eli Stowers (lol)

that QB room would actually be worse than Texas if they lost Thompson and were stuck with RS FR Card, FR Charles Wright and FR Cole Lourd

 

When I sent my aggy buddy this image after the game on Saturday he informed me of the following

 

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King 3x Thompson

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Calzada trash

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King faster, smarter, can run a decent offense

That line of thinking earned him this tweet...

Next season is gonna suck for them when they pimp count doubles from 2 to 4.

Edited September 27, 2021 by Pimphand

[Pimphand 5,746]

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Plenty of people will get to watch Bama go in dry. This might be Jimbo's 59-0 game

https://texags.com/forums/5/topics/3232099