KarenKeyLargo - Greatest Hits Thread

[NoName 16369]

if we are lucky, Bost will get game time against Bama's 3rd string and 4th string playing prevent, have a 90 yard drive that ends in an INT in the end zone and we get another half season of people pushing for the PWO to start.

[Pimphand 5853]

2 hours ago, Getafix said:

They're clamoring for PWO Blake Bost to get a shot.

https://12thman.com/sports/football/roster/texum-aggy-savior/10352

https://247sports.com/Player/texum-aggy-savior-46098494/

FIFY

[EZ$ 2105]

3 hours ago, Burt Macklin said:

I love how hard they’re trying to claim their OL isn’t the problem. It’s terrible. lol. They’ve got multiple true freshman who were thought to need 2-3 years to develop playing consistently. 

So….it’s not wait until next year…it’s wait until 2-3 years!

[RomaVicta 29968]

2 hours ago, Pimphand said:

https://texags.com/forums/5/topics/3232099

Now the SEC is just being cruel. Arkansas-Ole Miss or Georgia-Auburn will be better games.

Their "We're scaring the rest of the SEC by being loud at midnight" ought to go over real big late in the second quarter. Maybe they should focus on their roll-call of the dead that night.

"Ol' Jimbo's takin' a bead on Saban! Says he's gonna whup his ass! Whoop!"

Spoiler

Saban: "What, in golf?"

[Pimphand 5853]

3 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

Now the SEC is just being cruel. Arkansas-Ole Miss or Georgia-Auburn will be better games.

Their "We're scaring the rest of the SEC by being loud at midnight" ought to go over real big late in the second quarter. Maybe they should focus on their roll-call of the dead that night.

"Ol' Jimbo's takin' a bead on Saban! Says he's gonna whup his ass! Whoop!"

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Saban: "What, in golf?"

Do we have an over/under on surrender cobra sightings for 10/9?

[Chips O'Toole 1327]

Oh my glorious goodness, I had forgotten how delightful this psychopath's insane bullshit can be when something gets under her skin. It's beautiful. 

[HtownHorn 14763]

40 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

Now the SEC is just being cruel. Arkansas-Ole Miss or Georgia-Auburn will be better games.

Their "We're scaring the rest of the SEC by being loud at midnight" ought to go over real big late in the second quarter. Maybe they should focus on their roll-call of the dead that night.

"Ol' Jimbo's takin' a bead on Saban! Says he's gonna whup his ass! Whoop!"

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Saban: "What, in golf?"

At the rate aggy is going, it be on the SEC network at 11am.

[texifornia 57077]

[texifornia 57077]

[texifornia 57077]

Calzada blame train rolls on

[Elmer_Fudd 22313]

Didn't the Sinatra guy post on here briefly?

 

[Pato del Muerto 52571]

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Didn’t she claim her move from Texas to Nebraska was for retirement?

[Pimphand 5853]

The ag on ag violence should pick up this week.

[texifornia 57077]

[ClubWhatever 12154]

How does a team that you didn’t give two shits about for the first 70 years of your life suddenly become “we”?

[NTVTXN 1432]

3 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Didn’t she claim her move from Texas to Nebraska was for retirement?

Maybe she moved to NE for the mature/farmer/beastiality porn? She did say she was “getting slammed at work”

[Vertigo 20309]

16 minutes ago, NTVTXN said:

Maybe she moved to NE for the mature/farmer/beastiality porn? She did say she was “getting slammed at work”

She wanted a bigger onlyfarmers.com pond to fish in.

[texifornia 57077]

[texifornia 57077]

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[Bevo14 8364]

Hold up, Karen claims to be only 70?

[texifornia 57077]

[NoName 16369]

23 minutes ago, texifornia said:

We need to know!!!!

[Pimphand 5853]

Shouldn't she be KarenCornAgro now?

[BurntUp 250]

There has never been a more perfect union between entities. Its flat out biblical. 

[Funk Doctor Spock 12496]

We should invite WhiteSinatra to the board 

[cafe society 2872]

5 hours ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Didn't the Sinatra guy post on here briefly?

 

Yes, I think as Dr. Pepper?

[Pato del Muerto 52571]

2 minutes ago, cafe society said:

Yes, I think as Dr. Pepper?

No two different posters and they both posted over here briefly 

[UDontKnow 10447]

16 minutes ago, Spider2YBanana said:

We should invite WhiteSinatra to the board 

Please no.

The last attempt at inviting allegedly self-aware aggy from 247 (DrPepper and JordanAggie) was a disappointment and frankly a waste of precious Surly server space.

[Funk Doctor Spock 12496]

29 minutes ago, UDontKnow said:

Please no.

The last attempt at inviting allegedly self-aware aggy from 247 (DrPepper and JordanAggie) was a disappointment and frankly a waste of precious Surly server space.

Yeah I was kidding. We have too many on this board as is. 

[SaucyJack 3500]

10 minutes ago, Spider2YBanana said:

Yeah I was kidding. We have too many on this board as is. 

For shizzle, my bizzle!

[Tree Fidy 1174]

Yeah I was kidding. We have too many on this board as is. 

Well, Bizzle is surely in Canada with no access to the Internet at this point.

[EP_Texican 377]

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[HtownHorn 14763]

33 minutes ago, EP_Texican said:

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Said every man that has seen Karen naked.

[Funk Doctor Spock 12496]

3 hours ago, Tree Fidy said:

Well, Bizzle is surely in Canada with no access to the Internet at this point.

God damn Vancouver. When will they catch up to the rest of the world??

[Pimphand 5853]

4 hours ago, EP_Texican said:

Not possible to suck more? Clearly didn't do enough research on the source material before becoming a fan. Should be droves of entertainment as the sucking more unfolds as the gomers regress to the mean from preseason top 5 playoff hopeful to struggling to get bowl eligible.

Stay tuned!

[Doc Reeves 6434]

6 hours ago, EP_Texican said:

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well, this is a lovely turn

[Leanderman 2276]

Shall be take up a collection to send her a few bottles of bleach?

[NoName 16369]

44 minutes ago, Leanderman said:

Shall be take up a collection to send her a few bottles of bleach?

she hasn't doxx'd herself at her new address (yet)

[Pimphand 5853]

2 hours ago, NoName said:

she hasn't doxx'd herself at her new address (yet)

Did she have the internet police block this site?

[Orange&White 5528]

15 minutes ago, Pimphand said:

Did she have the internet police block this site?

You seem to have forgotten that she doesn't use "the internet police" for blocking sites. She uses "asians" because they are good at IT things.

[Pimphand 5853]

Just now, Orange&White said:

You seem to have forgotten that she doesn't use "the internet police" for blocking sites. She uses "asians" because they are good at IT things.

 

[UTCzech III 2907]

4 hours ago, NoName said:

she hasn't doxx'd herself at her new address (yet)

she has, she's posted plenty of pics over the past few months on Twitter that any reasonable creepy internet person could figure it out, down to the exact house (not that I did that of course...)  Let's just say she's definitely back home in her white trash element...

[ousux 5601]

That line of thinking earned him this tweet...
Next season is gonna suck for them when they pimp count doubles from 2 to 4.

You forget Field Marshal Reinhard Britz and the inventor of sheep shears Eli Stowers.

Two words: QB whisperer

[UTCzech III 2907]

Also love the fact that she changed her Twitter handle from JimboLover or Jimbo's NumberOne Fan or whatever bullshit it was last week to Karen and Norman.  She's even ashamed of her lover boy now.

[Tex Pete 20430]

14 minutes ago, UTCzech III said:

Also love the fact that she changed her Twitter handle from JimboLover or Jimbo's NumberOne Fan or whatever bullshit it was last week to Karen and Norman.  She's even ashamed of her lover boy now.

What do you mean? Norman is right there in the handle.

[SHOOTER12 8819]

4 hours ago, Pimphand said:

 

An all time classic.

[EZ$ 2105]

Wonder what Jimbo would think of her “Jimbo Sucks” post?  

I’m sure some desperate Shagster would be able to blackmail her into a BJ by threatening to show it to Jimbo…

[SHOOTER12 8819]

21 minutes ago, EZ$ said:

Wonder what Jimbo would think of her “Jimbo Sucks” post?  

I’m sure some desperate Shagster would be able to blackmail her into a BJ by threatening to show it to Jimbo…

You sick fuck.. pardon me while I puke...