KarenKeyLargo - Greatest Hits Thread

[Leanderman 2276]

So quickly she moves on from demas and has a new love interest in her life.

[Longhornfrenzy 5819]

Found out the old bag runs this

[Focht Up 631]

2 hours ago, Tex Pete said:

Did that drug dealing DL even miss a game last year? Jimbo cares about nothing but winning.

Wait. I recall reading on the internet that jimbo cares more about teaching players than winning games

 

[tejas60 3534]

2 hours ago, Scholz said:

They ever figure out whose gun and weed that was? I’m sure they’re looking for it, guys.

[Carl Spackler 3493]

4 hours ago, texifornia said:

The Jimbo-ing of the program continues

Surprised that it took them this long, frankly.

[Gut Wagon 8087]

19 minutes ago, Carl Spackler said:

Surprised that it took them this long, frankly.

Leon was doing the paperwork. 

[Dennis Taylor 18853]

3 hours ago, Longhornfrenzy said:

Found out the old bag runs this

Well, her Asians do anyway

[cafe society 2872]

8 minutes ago, Dennis Taylor said:

Well, her Asians do anyway

I remember.  

[RabidM 2668]

So that's why they never banned her from 247... she's a business partner.  ROFL 

[texifornia 57074]

ew

[Pato del Muerto 52566]

Ps5 secured?

[Lone Star Horn 2018]

3 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Ps5 secured?

[Wishbone 4776]

4 hours ago, texifornia said:

ew

What a scunge.

[utee94 15852]

Good Lord she's creepy AF.  It can't be good for their program to have her "helping" it, can it?

 

[Scholz 11956]

Didn't she love Demas the wifebeater too?  Didn't she vouch for his character as well?  Or Fisher who covered up Winston's rape?  Or Winston...

[TommyGufano 6021]

 

idk what thread this belongs in, but the bouffant on WRs being the primary export of CS made me laugh

[Longhornfrenzy 5819]

[HenryJames 66159]

So Myles Jones is hurt, and her two sons are also Eskimo brothers?

[NTVTXN 1432]

16 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

So Myles Jones is hurt, and her two sons are also Eskimo brothers?

[Updawg 2286]

Those kids never had a chance with a mom like that

[Pato del Muerto 52566]

2 minutes ago, Updawg said:

Those kids never had a chance with a mom like that

Still presumably better off than Norman 

[Tex Pete 20430]

49 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

So Myles Jones is hurt, and her two sons are also Eskimo brothers?

You say that as if they haven’t both also fucked their mother. They absolutely have. 🤮

[SaucyJack 3500]

Motherfucker!

[Leanderman 2276]

Soooooooooooooo let me get this shit straight. She moves from Florida after Dumbo Baggins moves to collie station. Then suddenly moves to corn country but continues to follow the gomers and defends their program to the last gasp. I wonder how many burner phones she has plus hidden bank accounts?

[SizzleChest 8284]

Were her sons also merchant marines?

[Burt Macklin 19038]

1 hour ago, HenryJames said:

So Myles Jones is hurt, and her two sons are also Eskimo brothers?

Hard to say for sure. Someone should probably check the EBDB to confirm. 

 

 

 

[theaveragejon 988]

2 hours ago, Longhornfrenzy said:

She definitely said kiss my cunt. Because nobody in their right mind is trying to baste that muffin.

[RabidM 2668]

NM

Edited August 8, 2022 by RabidM

[Tex Pete 20430]

3 hours ago, SizzleChest said:

Were her sons also merchant marines?

They just enjoyed swabbing her deck. 

[Lou_Sassle 2887]

6 hours ago, Tex Pete said:

They just enjoyed swabbing her poop deck. 

Fify

Edited August 8, 2022 by Lou_Sassle

[JesusSweatDuck 17808]

[ClubWhatever 12154]

“We” ???

[Hmbre97 6331]

I coulda done without KKL talking about ass play

[Blotto 23568]

2 hours ago, Hmbre97 said:

I coulda done without KKL talking about ass play

that dog has seen some shit. 

 

Edited September 11, 2022 by Blotto

[Hmbre97 6331]

25 minutes ago, Blotto said:

that dog has seen some shit

 

 

[SHOOTER12 8819]

6 hours ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

 

6 hours ago, ClubWhatever said:

“We” ???

"to loss"?

[Tex Pete 20430]

17 hours ago, Hmbre97 said:

 

🎶 Nineteen…nineteen…nineteen. Nuh-nuh-nuhnuh-nineteen. 🎵 

[TBGFL 397]

17 hours ago, Hmbre97 said:

 

Yep, I managed to piss my pants 😂

[Viper 12111]

On 8/7/2022 at 6:46 PM, Longhornfrenzy said:

So it's not true, except she then says it is true. 

[EP_Texican 377]

Karen: I cried over a game.

Also Karen: I’m not crying at all. You’re stupid.


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[Tex Pete 20430]

“I’m not crying, you’re crying. Well, I am crying, but you’re a meanie poo poo head.”

Edited September 13, 2022 by Tex Pete

[Bill Lumbergh 7180]

I'm just happy she's stopped talking about ass play.

[Orange&White 5528]

Yet here you are, bringing it up again.

[EP_Texican 377]

I'm just happy she's stopped talking about ass play.

Not really, though.


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[UDontKnow 10447]

24 minutes ago, EP_Texican said:

Not really, though.


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She would definitely enjoy that. And actually the new term is "cheeks" not butt. Thank you Johntay Cook.

[TexasGary 849]

Wait, she moved to Nebraska to prepare for when Jumbo takes the Nebraska job?

[C-Man 27254]

On 9/12/2022 at 11:49 PM, EP_Texican said:

Karen: I cried over a game.

Also Karen: I’m not crying at all. You’re stupid.


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KKL is mentally ill.

[Dennis Taylor 18853]

8 hours ago, C-Man said:

KKL is mentally ill.

[Napoleon 8694]

10 hours ago, TexasGary said:

Wait, she moved to Nebraska to prepare for when Jumbo takes the Nebraska job?

Refresher requested:

What is KKL’s actual connection to Jimbo?

-Blood Relative?

-Ex Employee?

-Ex?

I can’t recall the connection of why this woman has gone from supporting FSU to supporting A&M to moving to Nebraska. 

[Scholz 11956]

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