KarenKeyLargo - Greatest Hits Thread

[Wishbone 4,762]

Jimbo’s skanky ag bag hag groupie. Sorta (almost) rolls of the tongue.

[msucolt45 4,063]

That KKL shit is pretty “deep” and that’s all I got.

Hook’em!!!

[Deej 76,842]

She fell in love with the mammoth after all that time with Jimbo's tiny cock. Not surprising. 

[Dennis Taylor 18,839]

10 hours ago, Chips O'Toole said:

"A familiar voice"?  So...was it Jimbo or who was it?  Was it familiar because it sounded like the voice of every psychotic bumpkin that pops out from behind podunk east Texas gas stations and says unsolicited and unhinged shit to strangers?

 

9 hours ago, Davis Lane said:

It was probably one of the many voices in her head.

 

8 hours ago, Slowride91 said:

I assumed she meant Jumbo

I thought it was pretty obvious 

 

[SHOOTER12 8,811]

18 minutes ago, Dennis Taylor said:

 

 

I thought it was pretty obvious 

 

Ozzy?

[Blotto 23,560]

 The soulless expression of a creature desperately waiting for the sweet release of death.

[Leanderman 2,275]

Of course their was the saga between her and Demas as well.

[SHOOTER12 8,811]

1 hour ago, Leanderman said:

Of course their was the saga between her and Demas as well.

Where is the  "chef" these days?

[RGBIII 22,840]

19 hours ago, Genghis said:

As always, credit to @Longhornfrenzy

 

Ah yes, nothing like walking up to a fucking mute gray building that could double as a spirit Halloween to cause this much awe

[NoName 16,359]

10 hours ago, Deej said:

She fell in love with the mammoth after all that time with Jimbo's tiny cock. Not surprising. 

 

[texifornia 57,027]

30 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

Ah yes, nothing like walking up to a fucking mute gray building that could double as a spirit Halloween to cause this much awe

These days it's mostly that engineered strip mall brick - more like a SuperKroger.

[Mr. Mojo Risin' 2,205]

[MontereyMX 869]

26 minutes ago, Mr. Mojo Risin' said:

what is that building

 

[JesusSweatDuck 17,784]

2 minutes ago, MontereyMXmuthafucka said:

what is that building

 

The "nice" apartments - https://www.parkwestlife.com/

[Pato del Muerto 52,530]

9 minutes ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

The "nice" apartments - https://www.parkwestlife.com/

Is that the pool party complex?

[JesusSweatDuck 17,784]

7 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Is that the pool party complex?

I believe so

[Matuka 1,310]

21 minutes ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

The "nice" apartments - https://www.parkwestlife.com/

They have to repeat the weekend hours for the slow of thought… i.e. aggy.

[cafe society 2,872]

5 hours ago, MontereyMXmuthafucka said:

what is that building

 

Biological warfare research and political dissident "interrogation" facilities.

[markstanco 12,583]

Ah yes, nothing like walking up to a fucking mute gray building that could double as a spirit Halloween to cause this much awe

Maybe she has a thing for North Korean architecture.

[CHIEF 5,094]

On 7/2/2023 at 5:01 PM, Wishbone said:

I guess her job will eventually be phased out once they realize the bags won’t be as effective in the NIL era. That is if and until they actually have legit NIL or figure out they can’t compete unless they do.

This is the way it will end.

CHIEF

[Scholz 11,944]

1 hour ago, CHIEF said:

This is the way it will end.

CHIEF

Do Reveille in the boiling pot 😂

[Dennis Taylor 18,839]

On 7/5/2023 at 5:00 PM, Scholz said:

Do Reveille in the boiling pot 😂

Norman would probably volunteer, poor dog has seen and been forced to do some absolutely inhumane things 

[Leanderman 2,275]

Poor Norman is the only innocent one in this whole sage. 

[Matuka 1,310]

The why does he always whine for the peanut butter?

[texifornia 57,027]

[UTCzech III 2,907]

Just like clockwork - aggy starts their annual freefall, KKL locks up her twatter (who am I kidding, the entire Merchant Marine could fit in that thing...) 

 

[ClubWhatever 12,152]

It's going to be interesting to watch how fast she turns on that fan base when her bohunk is fired.   Real ugly it will get.

[HenryJames 66,133]

[Dbeasy 15,073]

10 minutes ago, ClubWhatever said:

It's going to be interesting to watch how fast she turns on that fan base when her bohunk is fired.   Real ugly it will get.

She will never be heard from again. She’ll be off to her next illegal grifting scheme. 

[UTCzech III 2,907]

And like she always does, she just can't shut her mouth and stay away....

 

[Deej 76,842]

NIL killed the bag lady. 

[Leanderman 2,275]

Hmmmmmmm bag hag lives in Nebraska. Demas get offer to attend where? Hmmmmmmmmmmmm?

[TheAuditor 1,038]

2 hours ago, Deej said:

NIL killed the bag lady. 

[lemonandaturd 4,285]

3 hours ago, Leanderman said:

Hmmmmmmm bag hag lives in Nebraska. Demas get offer to attend where? Hmmmmmmmmmmmm?

Rhule better watch out or he will have that old hag cheating on Jimbo.  

[tejas60 3,533]

Will Jimbo be watching?

[lemonandaturd 4,285]

3 minutes ago, tejas60 said:

Will Jimbo be watching?

He will be dog sitting Norman.  

[Lone Star Horn 2,018]

59 minutes ago, lemonandaturd said:

He will be dog sitting Norman.  

Instead of him using the peanut butter for Norman to lick, jimbo will put the peanut butter on Norman and lick it. 

[Deej 76,842]

25 minutes ago, Lone Star Horn said:

Instead of him using the peanut butter for Norman to lick, jimbo will put the peanut butter on Norman and lick it. 

[Scholz 11,944]

7 hours ago, UTCzech III said:

And like she always does, she just can't shut her mouth and stay away....

 

Who’s going to help the kids with their résumés for Chrissakes?!

[Orange&White 5,528]

9 hours ago, Scholz said:

Who’s going to help the kids with their résumés for Chrissakes?!

Maybe the Asians that helped her with her computer can help them?

[Horn Under a Bad Sign 20,451]

Fuck ... Jimbo has lost Karen Key Largo?  Damn, this really does have a swan song quality to it, doesn't it?

[Leanderman 2,275]

"Fuck ... Jimbo has lost Karen Key Largo?  Damn, this really does have a swan song quality to it, doesn't i

[EP_Texican 377]

Karen mad at aggy.

[EP_Texican 377]

Glorious memories

[TommyGufano 6,021]

What's yalls fav glorious Jimbo memory?

[Pato del Muerto 52,530]

I’m sure jimbo is just fuming that bjork didn’t inform him in person or before it leaked that they would be paying him 75 million dollars over the next 6 years to not coach there. It probably delayed his escape drive to IAH by an hour. 

[EP_Texican 377]

What's yalls fav glorious Jimbo memory?

[RabidM 2,668]

Jimbo finding out through twitter would be a new low.  I mean, Sherman finding out in the driveway of a recruit was bad, but at least they called him in person. 

[Keef 771]

You can fire me for $75M in whatever manner you choose.  I'm open to pretty much everything.

[Yesh 930]

Is she mad enough to spill the beans about all of the illegal bags she helped facilitate?