KarenKeyLargo - Greatest Hits Thread

[Laxtonto 12078]

37 minutes ago, EP_Texican said:

Glorious memories

 

45 minutes ago, EP_Texican said:

Karen mad at aggy.

How it started:

 

After the COVID season:

Now:

[Elmer_Fudd 22204]

51 minutes ago, TommyGufano said:

What's yalls fav glorious Jimbo memory?

Going 0-3 against Freshwater and getting trolled afterwards.

[Pimphand 5734]

2 hours ago, TommyGufano said:

What's yalls fav glorious Jimbo memory?

I mean the whole catalog is pretty epic...

Starting with getting handed the natty plaque responding he hoped he got a couple all the way to getting taunted ruthlessly taunted by Joey Freshwater while never posting a win.

Obviously contract negotiation after the covid season followed by forfeiting the bowl because of Covid was the apex aggy moment

[Tex Pete 20337]

10 hours ago, EP_Texican said:

Karen mad at aggy.

Karen missed Mike Sherman finding out he was fired in a recruit’s driveway. Probably at a tract home in Katy.

This is how aggy operates. Always low class. Always underhanded. Always with a complete lack of honesty and transparency. 

[Funk Doctor Spock 12179]

1 hour ago, Tex Pete said:

Karen missed Mike Sherman finding out he was fired in a recruit’s driveway.

This will never not be one of the funniest stories I've ever heard of in all of sports 

[Leanderman 2275]

I cannot wait till Norman spills the beans on them both.

[Kennythetiger 9376]

14 hours ago, Keef said:

You can fire me for $75M in whatever manner you choose.  I'm open to pretty much everything.

 

[Duane Moore 5237]

4 hours ago, Spider2YBanana said:

This will never not be one of the funniest stories I've ever heard of in all of sports 

I think my favorite along these lines is the Tommy Tuberville one where he’s out at dinner with recruits at a restaurant in Lubbock, gets a call and steps away from the table to take it.  The call is from Cincinnati offering him the job there.  Tuberville accepts the job and scoots out the back door, leaving the players sitting at the table with some assistant coaches. 
 

https://www.usatoday.com/story/gameon/2012/12/12/tommy-tuberville-texas-tech-cincinnati/1763615/

 

[UDontKnow 10441]

8 minutes ago, Duane Moore said:

I think my favorite along these lines is the Tommy Tuberville one where he’s out at dinner with recruits at a restaurant in Lubbock, gets a call and steps away from the table to take it.  The call is from Cincinnati offering him the job there.  Tuberville accepts the job and scoots out the back door, leaving the players sitting at the table with some assistant coaches. 
 

https://www.usatoday.com/story/gameon/2012/12/12/tommy-tuberville-texas-tech-cincinnati/1763615/

 

Fucker likes beans in his chili.

[Duane Moore 5237]

41 minutes ago, UDontKnow said:

Fucker likes beans in his chili.

And served over spaghetti

[Scholz 11938]

Having this batshit crazy hag go away forever might be worth $76M to aggys in and of itself.

[TBGFL 397]

18 hours ago, EP_Texican said:

Karen mad at aggy.

She's always pushed the false narratives Jimbo's camp wants out there. I see that hasn't changed.

[BurntOrange&White 39930]

8 minutes ago, TBGFL said:

She's always pushed the false narratives Jimbo's camp wants out there. I see that hasn't changed.

She may not be wrong in this instance though.....Jimbo wasn't even allowed to address the team before leaving.

[crash_davis 23101]

4 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Jimbo wasn't even allowed to address the team before leaving.

If I'm not mistaken, this is not uncommon. What's he gonna say?

"Thanks for getting me fired, it's been real. Take care and good luck. BTW, I have $75M dollars to do absolutely nothing so suck it, bitches!"

[BurntOrange&White 39930]

3 minutes ago, crash_davis said:

If I'm not mistaken, this is not uncommon. What's he gonna say?

"Thanks for getting me fired, it's been real. Take care and good luck. BTW, I have $75M dollars to do absolutely nothing so suck it, bitches!"

Generally you let the coach inform the team that he was let go since said coach recruited those players to the team and such. Exception being a for cause type of firing.

Edited November 13, 2023 by BurntOrange&White

[Butch Had Not 2969]

I enjoyed this Ed O quote. Jimbo had 70 something million reasons to get over saying goodbye to the team. 

They said, 'Coach, you've got $17.1 million on your contract,” Orgeron said. “We're gonna give it to you. ' I said, 'What time do you want me to leave and what door do you want me out of, brother?' ”

[Dennis Taylor 18809]

I think I've posted this before but I talked to a guy that worked for Jimbo for 20 years and his FSU exit wasn't exactly a Hallmark moment.  He called a staff meeting and everyone was sitting around a giant conference table, Jimbo stood at his spot looking down at the table the whole time. He said "I'm taking the a&m job, I'll be in touch in a couple days" ...and poof! like a fart in the wind he was gone. Hasn't spoken to him since. 

[Orange&White 5522]

38 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

She may not be wrong in this instance though.....Jimbo wasn't even allowed to address the team before leaving.

She's also not wrong that they always claim to be classy and they rarely ever are.

32 minutes ago, crash_davis said:

If I'm not mistaken, this is not uncommon. What's he gonna say?

"Thanks for getting me fired, it's been real. Take care and good luck. BTW, I have $75M dollars to do absolutely nothing so suck it, bitches!"

"If y'all would have just executed better this wouldn't be happening."

[Pato del Muerto 52487]

How would we determine that he wasn’t allowed to address the team vs just chose not to?  Certainly not taking the word of Karen or jimbo.

[Tex Pete 20337]

59 minutes ago, Dennis Taylor said:

I think I've posted this before but I talked to a guy that worked for Jimbo for 20 years and his FSU exit wasn't exactly a Hallmark moment.  He called a staff meeting and everyone was sitting around a giant conference table, Jimbo stood at his spot looking down at the table the whole time. He said "I'm taking the a&m job, I'll be in touch in a couple days" ...and poof! like a fart in the wind he was gone. Hasn't spoken to him since. 

[The Earl of Texas 3132]

This old swindler cunt posted A LOT about how great aggy is and how great it was to be an aggy etc etc etc when she’s off to the next sad stop I can’t wait to see all the shit she talks about Gomer Pyle. 

[Bodacious Bevo 3584]

Let’s see if she follows up on the statement that Jimbo will give up the buyout because he’s a man of honor

[BlackCat 426]

Was at a hunting camp with one of the dirtiest old men I know this weekend. I showed him the greatness that is KKL and he claims he bangs women like her regularly and would be happy to give her a spin. Cross your fingers for the love connection we all deserve.  

[Longhornfrenzy 5675]

KKL email address..

 

[TBGFL 397]

3 hours ago, Dennis Taylor said:

I think I've posted this before but I talked to a guy that worked for Jimbo for 20 years and his FSU exit wasn't exactly a Hallmark moment.  He called a staff meeting and everyone was sitting around a giant conference table, Jimbo stood at his spot looking down at the table the whole time. He said "I'm taking the a&m job, I'll be in touch in a couple days" ...and poof! like a fart in the wind he was gone. Hasn't spoken to him since. 

People were cheering at the Moore Athletic Center in Tallahassee when it was announced he was leaving.

[Dennis Taylor 18809]

4 minutes ago, TBGFL said:

People were cheering at the Moore Athletic Center in Tallahassee when it was announced he was leaving.

I'm sure...same guy said they were afraid the staff was getting fired.  Said Jimbo did nothing with regards to recruiting that season.  And aggy being aggy, they negotiated with themselves to the most one-sided contract ever. "Sitting national championship coach" 😆 

[Duane Moore 5237]

3 hours ago, Dennis Taylor said:

I think I've posted this before but I talked to a guy that worked for Jimbo for 20 years and his FSU exit wasn't exactly a Hallmark moment.  He called a staff meeting and everyone was sitting around a giant conference table, Jimbo stood at his spot looking down at the table the whole time. He said "I'm taking the a&m job, I'll be in touch in a couple days" ...and poof! like a fart in the wind he was gone. Hasn't spoken to him since. 

These things never go well:

https://www.knoxnews.com/story/sports/college/university-of-tennessee/football/2021/10/13/lane-kiffin-press-conference-tennessee-football-coach-ole-miss/6033135001/
 

 

[The Dog 44019]

24 minutes ago, TBGFL said:

People were cheering at the Moore Athletic Center in Tallahassee when it was announced he was leaving.

Have a large contingent of FSU alums on the wife's side of the family. They were LOL when aggy signed Jimbo. aggy did them a huge favor.

[Funk Doctor Spock 12179]

12 hours ago, Duane Moore said:

I think my favorite along these lines is the Tommy Tuberville one where he’s out at dinner with recruits at a restaurant in Lubbock, gets a call and steps away from the table to take it.  The call is from Cincinnati offering him the job there.  Tuberville accepts the job and scoots out the back door, leaving the players sitting at the table with some assistant coaches. 
 

https://www.usatoday.com/story/gameon/2012/12/12/tommy-tuberville-texas-tech-cincinnati/1763615/

 

Oh god I totally forgot about that 😂😂 Those are killing me 🤣🤣

[EP_Texican 377]

Remember when Karen did not follow Jimbo to Texas A&M and she only moved to Texas for business reasons? Well, she no longer has team allegiance now that Jimbo’s gone.

[Sejjr 3246]

There is a small part of me that will miss that crazy old bitch. A very small part. There was some entertainment value. 
I am confident aggy will attract another similar freak with this next incoming chapter. 

[KYHorn 17015]

On 11/13/2023 at 2:19 PM, BlackCat said:

Was at a hunting camp with one of the dirtiest old men I know this weekend. I showed him the greatness that is KKL and he claims he bangs women like her regularly and would be happy to give her a spin. Cross your fingers for the love connection we all deserve.  

 

On 11/13/2023 at 2:36 PM, Longhornfrenzy said:

KKL email address..

 

Just making sure this connection is made. 

[Orange&White 5522]

7 hours ago, Sejjr said:

There is a small part of me that will miss that crazy old bitch. A very small part. There was some entertainment value. 
I am confident aggy will attract another similar freak with this next incoming chapter. 

I am not convinced she will leave. If Jimbo doesn't take another job, she just may stick around.

[BlackCat 426]

3 hours ago, KYHorn said:

 

Just making sure this connection is made. 

[SHOOTER12 8800]

On 11/12/2023 at 2:55 PM, EP_Texican said:

Karen mad at aggy.

Someone had better keep her on suicide watch. By the time she hits the 12th stage of grief, it may be too late.

[Tex Pete 20337]

9 hours ago, Sejjr said:

There is a small part of me that will miss that crazy old bitch. A very small part.

She's not climbing into the grave. Yet.

She's also too much of an attention whore to not be some obvious sore thumb of a poster on somebody's college football boards.

[texifornia 56868]

15 hours ago, Sejjr said:

There is a small part of me that will miss that crazy old bitch. A very small part. There was some entertainment value. 
I am confident aggy will attract another similar freak with this next incoming chapter. 

But with that weird culty TXHSFB flavor 

[linux 1660]

On 11/16/2023 at 6:47 AM, Orange&White said:

I am not convinced she will leave. If Jimbo doesn't take another job, she just may stick around.

If she were smart she would stay and piss them all to hell and back talking shit about Texas A&M football. When you live rent free in other people's head it is just plain fun. 

[EP_Texican 377]

In her feels

[lemonandaturd 4285]

Is that Norman with the Demas chef's hat?  Jimbo likes watching KKL and Norman.  

[Dennis Taylor 18809]

1 hour ago, EP_Texican said:

In her feels

Jimbo's 12 page IHOP menu encapsulates how simple it was perfectly 

[Pimphand 5734]

On 11/12/2023 at 2:55 PM, EP_Texican said:

Karen mad at aggy.

The best part is despite being mad at aggy she still continues to behave like an aggy on twitter.

Exhibit A

Exhibit B

Would be nice if she continued to haunt those rubes.

[EP_Texican 377]

Poor Nebraska.

[Hornlover 8829]

2 hours ago, EP_Texican said:

Poor Nebraska.

[Born Burnt 6177]

54 minutes ago, Hornlover said:

 

[Vertigo 20276]

On 11/25/2023 at 7:13 PM, EP_Texican said:

In her feels

Why did she photoshop her dog into it?

[Hornius Emeritus 12450]

On 11/13/2023 at 2:13 AM, Spider2YBanana said:

This will never not be one of the funniest stories I've ever heard of in all of sports 

I always felt bad about that. By all accounts Sherman was a kind man and a stand-up guy.

[NorLa Horns 1458]

OMG!!!  I thought this bitch would disappear with Jimbo. 

[Leanderman 2275]

[Dennis Taylor 18809]

5 hours ago, NorLa Horns said:

OMG!!!  I thought this bitch would disappear with Jimbo. 

Well they did for a couple weeks but jimbo couldn't find any takers for his cuck fetish anymore