KarenKeyLargo - Greatest Hits Thread

[Hornlover 8829]

So Jimbo is going to be an analyst for Corn next year? 

[Deej 76754]

40 minutes ago, Hornlover said:

So Jimbo is going to be an analyst for Corn next year? 

[markstanco 12571]

1 hour ago, Hornlover said:

So Jimbo is going to be an analyst for Corn next year? 

Why would he do that when he can buy them?

[Funk Doctor Spock 12177]

10 hours ago, Hornius Emeritus said:

I always felt bad about that. By all accounts Sherman was a kind man and a stand-up guy.

I do, too. Man, what a shitty thing to do to an employee, even if they wanted to fire the guy they should have done that when he was back in his office. Aggy are such trash 

[Chooky 13307]

3 hours ago, Hornlover said:

So Jimbo is going to be an analyst for Corn next year? 

Karen Korn Lago

[Pato del Muerto 52485]

1 hour ago, markstanco said:

Why would he do that when he can buy them?

Because it yugely emasculates aggy to be paying 7 million to a guy that Nebraska is paying 100k to as an analyst 

[BlackCat 426]

She’s just there for the ears of corn and it ain’t for eatin.

[Chooky 13307]

gross

[Funk Doctor Spock 12177]

1 hour ago, BlackCat said:

She’s just there for the ears of corn and it ain’t for eatin.

 

[General Specific 3253]

She’s just there for the ears of corn and it ain’t for eatin.

Anything is a dildo if you’re brave enough!

~Abe Lincoln

[Harvdog 2287]

2 hours ago, Chooky said:

Karen Korn Lago

Karen Korn Hole?

[Lone Star Horn 2016]

1 hour ago, Harvdog said:

Karen Korn Hole?

Karen KornHolio

[cafe society 2860]

18 hours ago, Hornlover said:

She's the skank who lives on hellish hill.

[Pimphand 5733]

5 hours ago, Harvdog said:

Karen Korn Hole?

[SHOOTER12 8800]

11 hours ago, Hornlover said:

So Jimbo is going to be an analist for Corn next year? 

Ftfy...

[Armybrat 40822]

21 hours ago, BlackCat said:

She’s just there for the ears of corn and it ain’t for eatin.

Aw shucks.

[TexasTroll 454]

On 12/19/2023 at 1:12 PM, Harvdog said:

Karen Korn Hole?

[Deej 76754]

Watch out for your corn hole, Karen.

 

[EP_Texican 377]

Karen: Texas A&M medical correspondent.

[BurntOrange&White 39930]

2 minutes ago, EP_Texican said:

Karen: Texas A&M medical correspondent.

She makes a valid point

[EP_Texican 377]

Ohhhhh… so now she get it.

[Tex Pete 20330]

Of course UCLA was a disaster when Chip got there, and they had improved a good bit by the end of his tenure. A&M was much better when Jimbo got there than they were when he left. 

[Jimmy Two Times 795]

25 minutes ago, Tex Pete said:

Of course UCLA was a disaster when Chip got there, and they had improved a good bit by the end of his tenure. A&M was much better when Jimbo got there than they were when he left. 

Eh. UCLA was reasonably talented when Chip got there (the previous 4 recruiting classes hovered in the 15-20 range) and he proceeded to drop them down to the 30-50 range. Mora won 37 games in a 4 year stretch and CK's best years were 8/9/8 wins with truly some of the softest schedules in P5 history. He's kind of the reverse Jimbo, completely abandoned talent acquisition in favor of "culture" guys and Xs and Os. 

[Pato del Muerto 52485]

2 hours ago, EP_Texican said:

Ohhhhh… so now she get it.

I’m completely flabbergasted, befuddled, and agog that she hasn’t remained a fan of the university, as she claimed she would. 

Edited February 10 by Pato del Muerto

[Horn Under a Bad Sign 20390]

2 hours ago, EP_Texican said:

Ohhhhh… so now she get it.

Regarding those 2023 stats: Jimbo got to play against soft SEC defenses while Chip went up against rugged Pac-12 defenses. 

[Teryor 4450]

3 hours ago, Tex Pete said:

Of course UCLA was a disaster when Chip got there, and they had improved a good bit by the end of his tenure. A&M was much better when Jimbo got there than they were when he left. 

They literally signed 10 players this class, Chip was beyond checked out

[Leanderman 2275]

Jimbo to UCLA? He would fit right in with a lot of folks in Hollywood .

[Frank Drebin 5655]

Jimbo would do alright at another school.  Little elf can recruit. 

[Armybrat 40822]

55 minutes ago, Frank Drebin said:

Jimbo would do alright at another school.  Little elf can recruit. 

Good fit for East Texas Baptist, and could recruit Huntsville too.

[Dennis Taylor 18809]

aggy and UCLA you say?

 

 

 

[Napoleon 8661]

On 2/9/2024 at 7:33 PM, EP_Texican said:

Ohhhhh… so now she get it.

ESPN’s photo of Chip wasn’t quite so flattering. 
 

 

Just so flattering. 

[Deej 76754]

[SizzleChest 8283]

2 hours ago, Deej said:

Chet Kelly.

[Zhorn96 1773]

[HtownHorn 14663]

On 2/10/2024 at 10:13 AM, Frank Drebin said:

Jimbo would do alright at another school.  Little elf can recruit. 

Little elf was dependent on the illegal bag game. He would be a disaster at any P4 program moving forward.

[blacklab 11926]

 

Do you have an OC in one of those funny shapes?

 

[Pimphand 5733]

On 2/9/2024 at 9:34 PM, Pato del Muerto said:

I’m completely flabbergasted, befuddled, and agog that she hasn’t remained a fan of the university, as she claimed she would. 

Yeah we all knew that was B$ even though I think we all wanted her bitch ass to continue to haunt the gomers...

Jimbo's pillow aint gonna fluff itself.

[Pato del Muerto 52485]

Just now, Pimphand said:

Yeah we all knew that was B$ even though I think we all wanted her bitch ass to continue to haunt the gomers...

Jimbo's pillow aint gonna fluff itself.

I don’t think it’s his pillow that she fluffs 

[Gut Wagon 8065]

13 hours ago, Napoleon said:

Just so flattering. 

[Pimphand 5733]

At least he is fluent in Huttese...

"Chessah beecha wonky Harbaugh"

[BurntOrangeCrush 1011]

15 hours ago, Dennis Taylor said:

aggy and UCLA you say?

 

 

 

This never gets old...

[SizzleChest 8283]

11 hours ago, Zhorn96 said:

Chip Kelly also has a ham guy.

[Tex Pete 20330]

Surely Karen had something to say about Aggie baseball, right?

Something about those strapping young men making her moist and causing her to slip some fingers in to pleasure herself? Right?

[Bigbend1812 12915]

On 2/11/2024 at 11:50 AM, Zhorn96 said:

[texifornia 56862]

 

[Armybrat 40822]

Looks like KKL is overindulging in fermented corn since her idol shat all over her dreams.

[Scholz 11938]

Things don’t seem to be going her way 😂

[BlackCat 426]

3 hours ago, Armybrat said:

Looks like KKL is overindulging in fermented corn since her idol shat all over her dreams.

You do not want to know how she ferments the corn. 

[Lone Star Horn 2016]

2 hours ago, BlackCat said:

You do not want to know how she ferments the corn. 

 

You made me think about it

[deech 2272]

Why is that hag still riding Aggie jock straps since they did her boy so wrong and she despises them at their core?