KarenKeyLargo - Greatest Hits Thread

[Pato del Muerto 52,531]

1 minute ago, deech said:

Why is that hag still riding Aggie jock straps since they did her boy so wrong and she despises them at their core?

Because nobody will hire him so she can’t jump to a new fan base?

[Deej 76,848]

3 hours ago, deech said:

Why is that hag still riding Aggie jock straps since they did her boy so wrong and she despises them at their core?

She's still waiting on Leon to arrive.

[Focht Up 631]

22 hours ago, Deej said:

She's still waiting on Leon to arrive.

She needs to help Leon with his resume. 

[linux 1,660]

The funniest part is that Jimbo can double dip, his contract was that much of a swindle, but yeah it is possible nobody big has him in his sights but he could literally coach hillbilly Virginia and still get paid 100% what he is owed by Aggie.

Maybe he does not want to test the waters because of sovereign immunity but it is there in the contract.

[UTCzech III 2,907]

KKL is a nutjob, but can we pour one out for Norman?  He seemed like a good dog and no telling the atrocities she put him through...  RIP Normie

 

[Etexhorn13 3,052]

That post is a good reminder of how fucking strange college football internet can be. 

[crash_davis 23,114]

38 minutes ago, UTCzech III said:

KKL is a nutjob, but can we pour one out for Norman?  He seemed like a good dog and no telling the atrocities she put him through...  RIP Normie

 

That dog looks like he's seen and done things he couldn't unsee or undo.

[BlackCat 438]

RIP Norman. You’ll never have to eat peanut butter in dog heaven. 

[futureman 22,498]

I love peanut butter. 

[Pato del Muerto 52,531]

Crazy ladies that lose their companion dog have a difficult time.  RIP to Norman who surely was a good boy, and peace to crazy Karen. 

[MontereyMX 869]

18 minutes ago, futureman said:

 

Just now, MontereyMX said:

Edited September 4 by MontereyMX
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[Tex Long 4,408]

21 minutes ago, futureman said:

I love peanut butter. 

It's okay, but you only get the full flavor in a peanut butter and mayonnaise sandwich. On sourdough. And real Hellman's - none of that Mackrel Whip or Dook's bullshit. 

[Dennis Taylor 18,840]

30 minutes ago, futureman said:

I love peanut butter. 

Well KKL appears to have an opening 

 

I can't believe I typed that. But I did 

[nnm 36,474]

37 minutes ago, futureman said:

I love peanut butter. 

[Al Czervik 1,229]

1 hour ago, UTCzech III said:

KKL is a nutjob, but can we pour one out for Norman?  He seemed like a good dog and no telling the atrocities she put him through...  RIP Normie

 

 

[futureman 22,498]

2 hours ago, nnm said:

I bet her snatch smells like a turtle tank. 

[Wishbone 4,762]

3 hours ago, futureman said:

I love peanut butter. 

Me too. But apparently it can cause brain tumors in dogs. RIP Norman. We all feel like we knew you (empathetically at least).

[Funk Doctor Spock 12,427]

9 hours ago, UTCzech III said:

KKL is a nutjob, but can we pour one out for Norman?  He seemed like a good dog and no telling the atrocities she put him through...  RIP Normie

 

Rest in love, Norman. You were a good boy. I hope you didn't suffer from the tumor. Good speed, my friend. 

[Funk Doctor Spock 12,427]

7 hours ago, Tex Long said:

It's okay, but you only get the full flavor in a peanut butter and mayonnaise sandwich. On sourdough. And real Hellman's - none of that Mackrel Whip or Dook's bullshit. 

 

[Funk Doctor Spock 12,427]

4 hours ago, Wishbone said:

Me too. But apparently it can cause brain tumors in dogs. RIP Norman. We all feel like we knew you (empathetically at least).

I don't know about brain tumors, but it can cause liver cancer in dogs, which is why we stopped giving it to our pups. 

[Tex Long 4,408]

6 minutes ago, Funk Doctor Spock said:

 

Tell me you've never tried peanut butter and mayonnaise without telling me you've never tried it. To be fair, any good bread will do. You might want to use almond butter or cashew butter, as well.

[Funk Doctor Spock 12,427]

Just now, Tex Long said:

Tell me you've never tried peanut butter and mayonnaise without telling me you've never tried it. To be fair, any good bread will do. You might want to use almond butter or cashew butter, as well.

To be fair, I fucking loathe mayonnaise. To me, mayo and miracle whip are one in the same. It's the devil's semen. 

I'm a mustard guy. 

[Tex Long 4,408]

1 minute ago, Funk Doctor Spock said:

To be fair, I fucking loathe mayonnaise. To me, mayo and miracle whip are one in the same. It's the devil's semen. 

I'm a mustard guy. 

I've not tried mustard, but I might be up for it. I like German brown mustard, but perhaps something brighter would be better? 

 

 

EDIT: I've also never tried devil's semen - well, or any other source, for that matter.

[Redneck Mutha 8,007]

5 minutes ago, Funk Doctor Spock said:

To be fair, I fucking loathe mayonnaise. To me, mayo and miracle whip are one in the same. It's the devil's semen. 

[Funk Doctor Spock 12,427]

Just now, Tex Long said:

I've not tried mustard, but I might be up for it. I like German brown mustard, but perhaps something brighter would be better? 

 

 

EDIT: I've also never tried devil's semen - well, or any other source, for that matter.

I honestly have no idea why I can't just suck it up and eat mayo, it's like the taste of it literally makes me gag. An ex of mine offered a bj in her dad's kicten if I ate a sandwich with mayo on it. I did it and it was not worth it. I should have seen if she knew how to give a bj. 

0/10 would not recommend.

French's mustard is the only mustard I truly enjoy. I tried Bijan's, but it has a weird taste, so now the bottle just sits in the fridge next to my wife's mayo and some champagne dressing. 

[Tex Long 4,408]

When that French's bottle gets to the point where you can't scrape any more out, put a teaspoon of your wife's White Wine in it and shake it up. You might want to put the cap back on the mustard bottle first, if she hasn't already lost it.

[futureman 22,498]

11 minutes ago, Funk Doctor Spock said:

I honestly have no idea why I can't just suck it up and eat mayo,

have you ever had a BLT?

[Funk Doctor Spock 12,427]

Just now, futureman said:

have you ever had a BLT?

Bacon, Lettuce, and Tomato sandwich? Yeah, but I just put mustard on mine. I think almost everyone I know adds mayo to theirs, but I just can't do it. Gun to my head and I still don't think I could. I'm traumatized by it or something. The smell, taste, the whole thing. 

8 minutes ago, Tex Long said:

When that French's bottle gets to the point where you can't scrape any more out, put a teaspoon of your wife's White Wine in it and shake it up. You might want to put the cap back on the mustard bottle first, if she hasn't already lost it.

That sounds pretty damn good. 

[Lone Star Horn 2,018]

19 minutes ago, Funk Doctor Spock said:

Bacon, Lettuce, and Tomato sandwich? Yeah, but I just put mustard on mine. I think almost everyone I know adds mayo to theirs, but I just can't do it. Gun to my head and I still don't think I could. I'm traumatized by it or something. The smell, taste, the whole thing. 

That sounds pretty damn good. 

Do you eat eggs? I know my daughter can not stand eggs, and she won't eat mayo also.

[Funk Doctor Spock 12,427]

2 minutes ago, Lone Star Horn said:

Do you eat eggs? I know my daughter can not stand eggs, and she won't eat mayo also.

I don't. I use to like eggs, but I guess when I stopped eating them I grew to dislike them. The smell even makes me nauseous. 

[Dilligas 666]

What about eggs?

[Lone Star Horn 2,018]

8 minutes ago, Funk Doctor Spock said:

I don't. I use to like eggs, but I guess when I stopped eating them I grew to dislike them. The smell even makes me nauseous. 

There you go, since mayo is made from eggs.

[tejas60 3,533]

[nnm 36,474]

44 minutes ago, tejas60 said:

I think they’re talking about the smell of KKL’s cream pie, or something. 

[futureman 22,498]

52 minutes ago, Dilligas said:

What about eggs?

I love your information, you know we don’t have a lot of time, instead of explaining each of the foods give me a bullet-pointed list

[Funk Doctor Spock 12,427]

1 hour ago, Lone Star Horn said:

There you go, since mayo is made from eggs.

And a whole bunch of other stuff that I don't eat. Well, I do like vinegar. Those packets from Long John Silver's were amazing when I was a kid. Is that place even still around?

[Pato del Muerto 52,531]

You’re not still a kid?

[Tex Pete 20,403]

2 hours ago, tejas60 said:

I forgot what thread this even was. 
 

RIP to Norman. A good dog is a good dog. It’s always sad to see a good dog leave this world. 

[FCB 37]

I thought after Jimbo left, we were done with this nut job. 

But here we are. Smh

[JFKFC 4,891]

9 hours ago, Funk Doctor Spock said:

To me, mayo and miracle whip are one in the same. 

[DigglerontheHoof 21,205]

11 hours ago, Funk Doctor Spock said:

To be fair, I fucking loathe mayonnaise. To me, mayo and miracle whip are one in the same. It's the devil's semen. 

I'm a mustard guy. 

One of my best friends has the same mayo loathing.  I'm not a huge fan but it has its place (I do like it on BLTs).  But that place is not on burgers or mayo and peanut butter sandwiches (WTAF?)

[TommyGufano 6,021]

Her teams are 0-3 and her dog is dead. Nothing but death and destruction in her wake

[WinningIsHard 4,050]

[Da Fino 2,783]

11 hours ago, futureman said:

I love your information, you know we don’t have a lot of time, instead of explaining each of the foods give me a bullet-pointed list

Well you want to try and start drinking goats milk... goats milk is very important also. 

[Tex Long 4,408]

4 hours ago, TommyGufano said:

Her teams are 0-3 and her dog is dead. Nothing but death and destruction in her wake

And that's fair.

[Chooky 13,317]

The funniest shit ever was watching that daffy old bird show up out of nowhere and having the exact kind of access Taylor Hamm wasted huge chunks of time trying to obtain. 

Edited September 5 by Chooky

[Jebus 1,315]

On 9/4/2024 at 2:49 PM, futureman said:

I bet her snatch smells like a turtle tank. 

Fist her and find out

[Funk Doctor Spock 12,427]

This is the I mayo thread, guys. What are you doing?

[General Specific 3,262]

No, it’s the jalapeño mustard thread, they just don’t know it yet. You can thank me later.

[Carl Spackler 3,487]

On 9/4/2024 at 10:32 AM, Dennis Taylor said:

Well KKL appears to have an opening