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This thread is gold.  I'm not sure why my comments set her off...

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1 hour ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Stay with me here. 
 

karen is jimbo’s internet fan hype man. But now that it’s season 3, he has activated her to turn on him and drive approval downward so that he can be done with aggy after 4 or 5 seasons, and take their 75 mil, and do studio work at sec network. 

Guess you've never heard him talk. 

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1 hour ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Stay with me here. 
 

karen is jimbo’s internet fan hype man. But now that it’s season 3, he has activated her to turn on him and drive approval downward so that he can be done with aggy after 4 or 5 seasons, and take their 75 mil, and do studio work at sec network. 

Probably the ACC network.  He’s been pretty worthless in the SEC. 

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1 hour ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Stay with me here. 
 

karen is jimbo’s internet fan hype man. But now that it’s season 3, he has activated her to turn on him and drive approval downward so that he can be done with aggy after 4 or 5 seasons, and take their 75 mil, and do cuck videos on PornHub. 

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5 minutes ago, texifornia said:

@DrPepper and Karen continuing to snipe at each other

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She moved to TEXAS for work!  All of her clients are here.  Because I know that when I buy shitty chinese-made branded plastic trinkets online - I want the salesperson forwarding the email to be local.

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38 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

She moved to TEXAS for work!  All of her clients are here.  Because I know that when I buy shitty chinese-made branded plastic trinkets online - I want the salesperson forwarding the email to be local.

Her “clients” are about two dozen 18-21 year old football players and their family members. 

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On 9/26/2020 at 9:30 AM, EP_Texican said:

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She is finally learning the aggy way.  Making shit up and posting it on a message board.  By next year she will give directions to Kroger Field and tell how those opponents will send their kids to aggy because of it. 

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On 9/27/2020 at 9:47 AM, ASDFASDF said:

Has she ever been the slightest bit critical of her precious Jimbo before? Forget losing the locker room, if aggy loses the bag hag then things are worse than any of us could have imagined. 

When Jimbo gets fired, she's out of a job. Fisher won't likely take another job that needs a bag woman. I doubt dear old Jimbo has a retirement program for aging, lonely, creepy operatives.

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2 hours ago, RomaVicta said:

When Jimbo gets fired, she's out of a job. Fisher won't likely take another job that needs a bag woman. I doubt dear old Jimbo has a retirement program for aging, lonely, creepy operatives.

What about aging, lonely, creepy old ladies that have the goods on him? And she has to have that card to make this move or she's a loyal moron.  

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16 hours ago, RomaVicta said:

When Jimbo gets fired, she's out of a job. Fisher won't likely take another job that needs a bag woman. I doubt dear old Jimbo has a retirement program for aging, lonely, creepy operatives.

 Oh no, she has mad housekeeping skills, Jimbos house will be dust free.

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5 hours ago, SHOOTER12 said:

 Oh no, she has mad housekeeping skills, Jimbos house will be dust free.

 

1 hour ago, Doc Reeves said:

Jim is smart enough to never let that woman into his home

One day he'll come home from fishin' in non-cement pond. Jimbo will wonder where his wife has been for the last few days.

Huh. The  maid doesn't come until Thursday, well I guess you don't call the strapping young man the wife hired a maid. Maybe a butler? The place looks great.

A dim, hunched figure appears in Jimbo's peripheral vision. 

How do you like it? 

Hi, Karen. How'd you get in?

LOL!  LOL!. LOL!

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