KarenKeyLargo - Greatest Hits Thread

[fattyflattie 4640]

And still no violations...

It sounds funny to have a 70yo bag woman, until you learn McDonalds bags are your other option.  

[Machinator 32103]

[Bevo14 8470]

23 minutes ago, fattyflattie said:

And still no violations...

It sounds funny to have a 70yo bag woman, until you learn McDonalds bags are your other option.  

If anybody can outdumb Tennessee with their McDonald's bags, it's aggy.

Edited February 7, 2021 by Bevo14

[Funk Doctor Spock 13292]

44 minutes ago, Dijon Robinson said:

How many times has she sworn to cancel her 247 sub only to start posting again a few days later? I think three or four?

Bout tree fiddy

[Funk Doctor Spock 13292]

Perroni is such a pussy 

[Funk Doctor Spock 13292]

I bet Perroni sucks on her saggy titties and withered dust filled gape and that's why he protects her. 

[Pato del Muerto 53601]

I’m begging you, please cease with the Dickensian level imagery. 

[TXRed 3585]

10 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

I’m begging you, please cease with the Dickensian level imagery. 

[UDontKnow 10572]

My shot against KKL on Twitter.

[Lone Star Horn 2071]

wait, what was her tweet that violated the rules? I missed it, was it posted here? 

[UDontKnow 10572]

9 minutes ago, Lone Star Horn said:

wait, what was her tweet that violated the rules? I missed it, was it posted here? 

KKL has blocked me. IIRC, I saw some screen captures of tweets from @Longhornfrenzy so I reported her account. Can't remember exactly what she tweeted, but it was obviously flagrant. It just takes Twitter forever to respond to reports.

[Leanderman 2375]

"wait, what was her tweet that violated the rules? I missed it, was it posted here? "

How many thousands of rep points do we all owe you?

[texifornia 59064]

She is just a profoundly obnoxious human being

[Doc Reeves 6434]

She is just a gift.

[texifornia 59064]

[Vertigo 20502]

[Deej 77880]

On 2/7/2021 at 1:14 PM, Spider2YBanana said:

I bet Perroni sucks on her dust filled gape 

 

[EP_Texican 377]

Karen leaving Texas.


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[The Gimp 354]

Guess she lost her bag delivery franchise.

[SimkinsMan 4555]

[golfclap 6903]

23 minutes ago, EP_Texican said:

Karen leaving Texas.


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[Pato del Muerto 53601]

But I thought she moved to Texas because that’s where all her customers are???

[SizzleChest 8314]

2 hours ago, EP_Texican said:

Karen leaving Texas.


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[Orange&White 5573]

The bag she drove to Florida and dropped while basically documenting and telegraphing it the entire way was too much. Jimbo had to cut bait after that, which is basically when she finally shut the fuck up.

Now her ego is scorned and battered by being neglected by her only true love, so she is setting herself out to pasture.

And absolutely no one gives a fuck about her. Seminole fans, aggie fans, Texas fans...she is universally hated.

Such a shame for such a pleasant person.

[Scholz 12312]

Nebraska?

[VirginiaLonghorn 4918]

17 minutes ago, Scholz said:

Nebraska?

What better place for a cow to be put to pasture? 🌽 

[lemonandaturd 4289]

She can find part-time work as a scarecrow.  

[Deej 77880]

First stop for gas and that dog should make a run for it. 

[Doc Reeves 6434]

3 hours ago, Scholz said:

Nebraska?

 

[GRHorn 105]

4 hours ago, Orange&White said:

The bag she drove to Florida and dropped while basically documenting and telegraphing it the entire way was too much. Jimbo had to cut bait after that, which is basically when she finally shut the fuck up.

Now her ego is scorned and battered by being neglected by her only true love, so she is setting herself out to pasture.

And absolutely no one gives a fuck about her. Seminole fans, aggie fans, Texas fans...she is universally hated.

Such a shame for such a pleasant person.

which bag was that?

[Orange&White 5573]

19 minutes ago, GRHorn said:

which bag was that?

I don’t remember the exact recruit.

Edited March 14, 2021 by Orange&White

[lemonandaturd 4289]

34 minutes ago, GRHorn said:

which bag was that?

douche

[Dennis Taylor 19383]

I'll believe it when I believe it.  She's quit the internet 10 times already 

[lemonandaturd 4289]

If she is in Nebraska, as an aggy,  does she cornhole or glory hole?  

[Mitch Cumsteen 19001]

I can't say that I'm sorry for the things that we done. 
At least for a little while, sir, me and her we had us some fun. 

[Scholz 12312]

So our dream of that crazy, old bag being the cause of aggy’s next probation is gone?

[SizzleChest 8314]

7 minutes ago, Scholz said:

So our dream of that crazy, old bag being the cause of aggy’s next probation is gone?

[SHOOTER12 8890]

On 3/13/2021 at 8:12 PM, lemonandaturd said:

If she is in Nebraska, as an aggy,  does she cornhole or glory hole?  

Why not both.gif

[NTVTXN 1439]

On 3/13/2021 at 1:53 PM, VirginiaLonghorn said:

What better place for a cow to be put to pasture? 🌽 

And an even better place to exist when no one gives a fuck about you. 
She can go fill her fat gullet with runza to her cow heart’s content.  

[Deej 77880]

[MrPhlegm 3413]

The bag she drove to Florida and dropped while basically documenting and telegraphing it the entire way was too much. Jimbo had to cut bait after that, which is basically when she finally shut the fuck up.
Now her ego is scorned and battered by being neglected by her only true love, so she is setting herself out to pasture.
And absolutely no one gives a fuck about her. Seminole fans, aggie fans, Texas fans...she is universally hated.
Such a shame for such a pleasant person.

aggie fans? so new mexico state fans?

[JesusSweatDuck 18161]

On 3/13/2021 at 8:12 PM, lemonandaturd said:

If she is in Nebraska, as an aggy,  does she cornhole or glory hole?  

[Tex Pete 21516]

Has she already left Texas? Is Scott Frost ready for this?

[Vertigo 20502]

5 minutes ago, Tex Pete said:

Has she already left Texas? Is Scott Frost ready for this?

If she suddenly becomes a hardcore husker fan I am going to lose it. 

[Tex Pete 21516]

8 minutes ago, Vertigo said:

If she suddenly becomes a hardcore husker fan I am going to lose it. 

At least she can still hate the durn tea sippers.

[totallynotabuttpirate 5492]

First we lost the restroom reporter, now we lose Karen. We really need Chin Pubes or someone else to step up soon. 

[Tex Pete 21516]

47 minutes ago, totallynotabuttpirate said:

First we lost the restroom reporter, now we lose Karen. We really need Chin Pubes or someone else to step up soon. 

It’d be cool if chin pubes went to Nebraska, too. 

[Leanderman 2375]

At least she will finally have an excuse for her frozen vagina now

[Deej 77880]

1 minute ago, Leanderman said:

At least she will finally have an excuse for her frozen vagina now

[crash_davis 23470]

did she get hired by nebraska to be a bagwoman?

i guess we'll know if she starts going all in on nebraska on social media.

Edited March 17, 2021 by crash_davis