KarenKeyLargo - Greatest Hits Thread

[Vertigo 20502]

20 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

From the SEC sticker she put on her door.  Duh.

[EP_Texican 377]

She’ll be back. She always comes back.


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[RGBIII 23020]

34 minutes ago, EP_Texican said:

She’ll be back. She always comes back.


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I gotta know exactly how and why she follows you. I was blocked immediately

[Fug 605]

16 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

I gotta know exactly how and why she follows you. I was blocked immediately

I’ve never tweeted at her, I barely tweet and only retweet and she weirdly follows me...

[EP_Texican 377]

I gotta know exactly how and why she follows you. I was blocked immediately

My main account was blocked by her a long time ago. But I have a burner that I’ve never tweeted from and she follows that one. I use that one for covert operations to infiltrate the enemy (screen shots, lol). With thousands of accounts she follows, she hasn’t noticed.


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[Pato del Muerto 53607]

On 4/14/2021 at 5:52 PM, Deej said:

The overwhelming smell of peanut butter and the sound of a dog sobbing

Corrected

[RGBIII 23020]

33 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Corrected

You could have said that in a different time than when I’m eating my lunch 

[Pato del Muerto 53607]

7 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

You could have said that in a different time than when I’m eating my lunch 

[IDIOTsavant 8690]

44 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

You could have said that in a different time than when I’m eating my lunch 

Why are you eating peanut butter for lunch with your brisket skills?

[RGBIII 23020]

6 minutes ago, IDIOTsavant said:

Why are you eating peanut butter for lunch with your brisket skills?

Peanut butter brisket, new thing I’m trying

[IDIOTsavant 8690]

3 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

Peanut butter brisket, new thing I’m trying

[EP_Texican 377]

She’ll be back. She always comes back.


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She back. So far just tweeting and complaining about her dog, Walmart, Stacey Abrams, Joe Biden, minnesota, and the aggy spring game.


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[Pato del Muerto 53607]

On 4/22/2021 at 1:58 PM, RGBIII said:

Peanut butter brisket, new thing I’m trying

Might I suggest making your own peanut butter and using brown sugar?

[lemonandaturd 4289]

Her new neighborhood looks like a seedy version of Bartlett or Granger.  

[Pato del Muerto 53607]

Man. Nebraska has nothing but land. Why neighborhoods like that exist there I have no idea. How much could a half acre or acre lot possibly cost?

[closetojumping 65540]

6 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Man. Nebraska has nothing but land. Why neighborhoods like that exist there I have no idea. How much could a half acre or acre lot possibly cost?

You thinking about moving there, Duck? Fucking A. I think you’d fit right in. 

[TexMexBuddha 1010]

Man. Nebraska has nothing but land. Why neighborhoods like that exist there I have no idea. How much could a half acre or acre lot possibly cost?

You thinking about moving there, Duck? Fucking A. I think you’d fit right in. 

Pato del Maize....has a nice ring to it.

[UTCzech III 2963]

She's obviously gone back to her white trash roots.  Poor Norman, gone from the lap of luxury to a pen in the sticks.  Get used to the cold buddy.

[UDontKnow 10572]

5 minutes ago, UTCzech III said:

She's obviously gone back to her white trash roots.  Poor Norman, gone from the lap of luxury to a pen in the sticks.  Get used to the cold buddy.

I would argue that between her last two stops, she never left her white trash roots.

[UTCzech III 2963]

2 minutes ago, UDontKnow said:

I would argue that between her last two stops, she never left her white trash roots.

True, but I think she got a little above her raisin' living out in the Woodlands.  From the pics I've seen on twitter, her new digs suit her to a T.  

[UDontKnow 10572]

1 minute ago, UTCzech III said:

True, but I think she got a little above her raisin' living out in the Woodlands.  From the pics I've seen on twitter, her new digs suit her to a T.  

Pretty sure it was Conroe, not the Woodlands.

[Pato del Muerto 53607]

36 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

You thinking about moving there, Duck? Fucking A. I think you’d fit right in. 

I can easily brush aside the impotent barbs of a man who enjoys spending time in Galveston. 
 

and no, I just moved back to Texas. But if I had to move to Nebraska, you can bet I’d get a little land and not be in a 6000 ft lot tract home hell. 

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[TheStoicPaisano 9954]

1 hour ago, EP_Texican said:

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Her profile pic...is that miniature human of KKL’s bloodline?

[closetojumping 65540]

49 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

I can easily brush aside the impotent barbs of a man who enjoys spending time in Galveston. 
 

and no, I just moved back to Texas. But if I had to move to Nebraska, you can bet I’d get a little land and not be in a 6000 ft lot tract home hell. 

Galveston’s west side is a perfectly fun beach town. It’s not your dream town of Omaha, but it’s pretty, prettaaaaayyyyy fun. 

[Schulz2.0 29306]

1 hour ago, closetojumping said:

You thinking about moving there, Duck? Fucking A. I think you’d fit right in. 

My wife has a bunch of family in Lincoln and Omaha. I've told her I'd be fine moving there or Iowa (where she also has family). My wife hates humidity and the plains so she told me to go fuck myself.

[Pato del Muerto 53607]

12 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

Galveston’s west side is a perfectly fun beach town. It’s not your dream town of Omaha, but it’s pretty, prettaaaaayyyyy fun. 

West side >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>east side I’ll give you that

[Tex Pete 21521]

5 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Man. Nebraska has nothing but land. Why neighborhoods like that exist there I have no idea. How much could a half acre or acre lot possibly cost?

They farm everything that can be farmed up there. Land that can produce is not usually cheap and families don’t really like to break up farmland. 

[Leanderman 2382]

"Galveston’s west side is a perfectly fun beach town. It’s not your dream town of Omaha, but it’s pretty, prettaaaaayyyyy fun. "

After I retired a few years ago, I moved to the west end of Galveston. The shoulder season here is the best. I kinda keep low the rest of the year.

[mr. sunshine 2862]

21 minutes ago, Leanderman said:

"Galveston’s west side is a perfectly fun beach town. It’s not your dream town of Omaha, but it’s pretty, prettaaaaayyyyy fun. "

After I retired a few years ago, I moved to the west end of Galveston. The shoulder season here is the best. I kinda keep low the rest of the year.

Sounds like something Robert Durst would do 

[closetojumping 65540]

1 hour ago, Leanderman said:

"Galveston’s west side is a perfectly fun beach town. It’s not your dream town of Omaha, but it’s pretty, prettaaaaayyyyy fun. "

After I retired a few years ago, I moved to the west end of Galveston. The shoulder season here is the best. I kinda keep low the rest of the year.

We use the hell out of our house in the summer, but I enjoy being down there any other time more. It was nice having a place during 2020. The fucking town was a ghost town at times. 

[HenryJames 67474]

All the sugar daddies live on the west side.

[Wulaw Horn 19599]

12 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

West side >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>east side I’ll give you that

East side...beast side. 
west side.... best side. 

[Thiefery 5112]

i'm having a house built at Lago Mar.. just so i could be 20 minutes away from the beach..  is that on the surly cools side or nah?

[Leanderman 2382]

I live over by Moody Gardens, close enough to get things done but far enough from the beach crowds.

[RGBIII 23020]

Bump 

[Leanderman 2382]

She can use the profits from her sales of t-shirts for a fucking face lift.

[Vertigo 20502]

A muted response, I would have thought she would be breathing fire now that her precious Jimbo is threatened.

[SydneyCarton 49537]

1 hour ago, Vertigo said:

A muted response, I would have thought she would be breathing fire now that her precious Jimbo is threatened.

She knows Fisher is off to LSU in, oh, I’d say about 5 months, 1 week, and a handful of days. 

[cochamps 1887]

On 4/24/2021 at 12:04 PM, closetojumping said:

Galveston’s west side is a perfectly fun beach town. It’s not your dream town of Omaha, but it’s pretty, prettaaaaayyyyy fun. 

Let's not disparage our summer home.  Our 2022 roster sets up nicely for UT Omaha's 38th appearance.

[NOMAAA 1700]

thought she left the program and was in omaha now?

[NoName 17196]

On 7/25/2021 at 8:56 AM, RGBIII said:

Bump 

of course this is the best she could come up with

[Doc Reeves 6434]

And “show” should be capitalized

[Tex Pete 21521]

On 7/25/2021 at 8:56 AM, RGBIII said:

Bump 

Our trademark people will be in touch, Karen, you nasty bitch.

[Viper 12221]

4 hours ago, Tex Pete said:

Our trademark people will be in touch, Karen, you nasty bitch.

has she actually posted a link to sell them yet? I think there's a UT email to report stuff like this to.

[NoName 17196]

4 minutes ago, Viper said:

has she actually posted a link to sell them yet? I think there's a UT email to report stuff like this to.

i don't follow her (tweets are protected) but this is her account picture on twitter, so there is a good chance shes selling it.

does @RGBIII follow her? want to check so we can all report that shit?

 

[Mason Ramsey 3503]

4 minutes ago, NoName said:

i don't follow her (tweets are protected) but this is her account picture on twitter, so there is a good chance shes selling it.

does @RGBIII follow her? want to check so we can all report that shit?

 

The comic sans is just so aggy, it's perfect

[texifornia 59084]

6 minutes ago, NoName said:

i don't follow her (tweets are protected) but this is her account picture on twitter, so there is a good chance shes selling it.

does @RGBIII follow her? want to check so we can all report that shit?

 

Yeah that's a copyright violation. Get her ass. But not literally.

[RGBIII 23020]

8 minutes ago, NoName said:

i don't follow her (tweets are protected) but this is her account picture on twitter, so there is a good chance shes selling it.

does @RGBIII follow her? want to check so we can all report that shit?

 

lol im blocked

[NoName 17196]

2 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

lol im blocked

damn.

i've done some reverse image searches but no luck there. obviously i don't follow her

if anyone has 247 access, maybe you can see this? https://247sports.com/college/texas-am/Board/20/Contents/T-shirt-idea-168252151/

[blacklab 12079]

1 hour ago, Viper said:

has she actually posted a link to sell them yet? I think there's a UT email to report stuff like this to.

I have all the UT trademark lawyers emails handy.