KarenKeyLargo - Greatest Hits Thread

[Wishbone 4958]

On 7/25/2021 at 8:56 AM, RGBIII said:

Bump 

Someone needs to insert “Shit” before show and replace the longhorn with “aTm” and that shirt would be spot on.

[Pato del Muerto 53607]

38 minutes ago, blacklab said:

I have all the UT trademark lawyers emails handy.

This is so good I don’t even know the proper rep response. It’s all of them. 

[Longhornfrenzy 6356]

[Scholz 12312]

Wonder if Winston raped anybody tonight and Fisher tried to help cover it up again 

[Sgt Hulk 14472]

Dear god 

[Telegraph_it 3386]

5 hours ago, Scholz said:

Wonder if Winston raped anybody tonight and Fisher tried to help cover it up again 

Crab legs or what? 

[Leanderman 2382]

We can only pray her mutt freezes his nuts off this winter.

[texifornia 59084]

Every so often they get reminded she's an actual crazy stalker and it gets really uncomfy.

[Hornlover 8947]

"It's by far the dumbest and most annoying thing you do imo."

Of all the dumb and annoying shit she does, this doesn't even make the top 50, imo.

[lemonandaturd 4289]

4 hours ago, Leanderman said:

We can only pray her mutt freezes his nuts off this winter.

The mutt is praying that his tongue freezes.  

[Wishbone 4958]

1 hour ago, lemonandaturd said:

The mutt is praying that his tongue freezes.  

This reminds me. Was it ever posted in here why that skank went to Nebraska? Is peanut butter cheaper in Nebraska?

[Tex Pete 21521]

Just now, Wishbone said:

This reminds me. Was it ever posted in here why that skank went to Nebraska? Is peanut butter cheaper in Nebraska?

It's the Siberia for aggieland. (I'd rather live in Nebraska)

[lemonandaturd 4289]

2 minutes ago, Wishbone said:

This reminds me. Was it ever posted in here why that skank went to Nebraska?

Lots of job openings for scarecrows.  She may make straw boss.  

[Dennis Taylor 19389]

3 hours ago, lemonandaturd said:

The mutt is praying that his tongue freezes.  

 

2 hours ago, Wishbone said:

This reminds me. Was it ever posted in here why that skank went to Nebraska? Is peanut butter cheaper in Nebraska?

[RollLeft 5092]

6 hours ago, Dennis Taylor said:

 

[texifornia 59084]

fucking YIKES

 

[Longhornfrenzy 6356]

[Longhornfrenzy 6356]

Sorry @texifornia didn't see you already posted it

[NoName 17197]

9 minutes ago, texifornia said:

fucking YIKES

 

[EZ$ 2130]

22 hours ago, Wishbone said:

This reminds me. Was it ever posted in here why that skank went to Nebraska? 

Jimbo fired her ass.  He obviously found a better bag handler (see 2022 class) with a little more discretion. 

[Pimphand 6382]

This thread never fails to deliver the WTF

[Pimphand 6382]

On 4/10/2021 at 11:49 AM, Mitch Cumsteen said:

She forgot the part where he got lost and the aggies fed him, gave him beer and escorted him back to the stadium. After which he proclaimed his undying respect for everything aggie. 

 

[Longhornfrenzy 6356]

[texifornia 59084]

[texifornia 59084]

[texifornia 59084]

[Schulz2.0 29306]

Probably not the first time she's heard "here comes the restraining order, Karen."

[Hornius Emeritus 12820]

It's always good to get a fresh set of eyes on a problem. I'm sure Karen made many suggestions to Jimbo regarding play calling and QB play that he had never considered.  I hear that Saban has taken a lot of Phyllis from Mulga's ideas to heart. 

Edited September 27, 2021 by Hornius Emeritus

[Dennis Taylor 19389]

Known attention whire claims to text head coach after crushing defeat...

[Vertigo 20502]

No wonder he shipped her ass to an Edville franchise in Nebraska.

[texifornia 59084]

Clearly a bit offended Jimbo is screening her calls

[texifornia 59084]

That's KKL calling out Calzada's "concrete sludge or kushed out brain"

[Johnny Sack 8397]

I cannot imagine loving, following, stalking a coach.  She belongs in an asylum.

[Viper 12221]

I see Karen is in the bunny boiling stage of her obsession. 

[NoName 17197]

1 hour ago, texifornia said:

That's KKL calling out Calzada's "concrete sludge or kushed out brain"

of course that moron doesn't understand why they wanted to keep Calzada.

their QB room is:

• no star Jr Reinard Britz
• 3* So Caldaza
• 4* RS FR Haynes King
• TE Eli Stowers (lol)

that QB room would actually be worse than Texas if they lost Thompson and were stuck with RS FR Card, FR Charles Wright and FR Cole Lourd

 

[Getafix 29461]

8 minutes ago, NoName said:

of course that moron doesn't understand why they wanted to keep Calzada.

their QB room is:

• no star Jr Reinard Britz
• 3* So Caldaza
• 4* RS FR Haynes King
• TE Eli Stowers (lol)

that QB room would actually be worse than Texas if they lost Thompson and were stuck with RS FR Card, FR Charles Wright and FR Cole Lourd

 

 

 

They're clamoring for PWO Blake Bost to get a shot.

https://12thman.com/sports/football/roster/blake-bost/10352

https://247sports.com/Player/Blake-Bost-46098494/

 

[NoName 17197]

3 minutes ago, Getafix said:

 

 

They're clamoring for PWO Blake Bost to get a shot.

https://12thman.com/sports/football/roster/blake-bost/10352

https://247sports.com/Player/Blake-Bost-46098494/

 

his reported offer list per his 247 page:

• A&M
• Arky State
• Austin Peay
• Incarnate Word
• Lamar

This isn't OU fans pushing for 5* Caleb Williams over Rattler (which is LOL worthy all by itself)

Hilarious! Yes, I want this to happen!

[texifornia 59084]

Karen really loves the building material brain analogy

[texifornia 59084]

Watch the transition from "it was Jimbo's fault" to "Calzada was high during the game" in real time

[texifornia 59084]

And here we are, the problem is that Calzada was high and nothing else

 

[Burt Macklin 19230]

I love how hard they’re trying to claim their OL isn’t the problem. It’s terrible. lol. They’ve got multiple true freshman who were thought to need 2-3 years to develop playing consistently. 

[Hornlover 8947]

6 minutes ago, Burt Macklin said:

I love how hard they’re trying to claim their OL isn’t the problem. It’s terrible. lol. They’ve got multiple true freshman who were thought to need 2-3 years to develop playing consistently. 

[Horn Under a Bad Sign 20952]

9 minutes ago, Burt Macklin said:

I love how hard they’re trying to claim their OL isn’t the problem. It’s terrible. lol. They’ve got multiple true freshman who were thought to need 2-3 years to develop playing consistently. 

 Bryce Foster looked terrible.  

And I have come to believe that KKL has GOT to be Kevin Kubeschki/The People's Elbow and he's just trolling those fuckers, because nobody could be that insane.  And if I am right about the fact that it's a troll job, it's the most glorious troll job in history. 

[Orange&White 5573]

1 hour ago, Getafix said:

 

 

They're clamoring for PWO Blake Bost to get a shot.

https://12thman.com/sports/football/roster/blake-bost/10352

https://247sports.com/Player/Blake-Bost-46098494/

 

Can I throw out a guess that Blake is white?

[NoName 17197]

58 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

 Bryce Foster looked terrible.  

And I have come to believe that KKL has GOT to be Kevin Kubeschki/The People's Elbow and he's just trolling those fuckers, because nobody could be that insane.  And if I am right about the fact that it's a troll job, it's the most glorious troll job in history. 

Narrator: It wasn't a troll job

[texifornia 59084]

1 hour ago, Getafix said:

 

 

They're clamoring for PWO Blake Bost to get a shot.

https://12thman.com/sports/football/roster/blake-bost/10352

https://247sports.com/Player/Blake-Bost-46098494/

 

Blake Bost understands the concepts. Blake Bost doesn't get butthurt. Blake Bost can run it. Blake Bost is a gamer.

[RomaVicta 30651]

Again, as for the running game. Spiller ran for 12 the first play of the game and a stunning 67 yard td run in the third quarter.

Here are his game stats:

That leaves 10 rushes for 17 yards. Imagine how little that would be if they abandoned the pass.

Arkansas would be forced to sell out to stop the run and actually put an additional DL on the field bringing the total to four (4)! Unheard of!

Being stoned was probably Calzada's best chance to last the game with Jimbo blaming him for what the HC is responsible for.

I love this. It's been too long.

[ousux 5649]

Gagem247 is literally more delusional and unhinged than chin pube's Texaggy..

How is this possible?

[Pimphand 6382]

2 hours ago, NoName said:

of course that moron doesn't understand why they wanted to keep Calzada.

their QB room is:

• no star Jr Reinard Britz
• 3* So Caldaza
• 4* RS FR Haynes King
• TE Eli Stowers (lol)

that QB room would actually be worse than Texas if they lost Thompson and were stuck with RS FR Card, FR Charles Wright and FR Cole Lourd

 

When I sent my aggy buddy this image after the game on Saturday he informed me of the following

 

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King 3x Thompson

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Calzada trash

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King faster, smarter, can run a decent offense

That line of thinking earned him this tweet...

Next season is gonna suck for them when they pimp count doubles from 2 to 4.

Edited September 27, 2021 by Pimphand

[Pimphand 6382]

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Plenty of people will get to watch Bama go in dry. This might be Jimbo's 59-0 game

https://texags.com/forums/5/topics/3232099