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29 minutes ago, EZ$ said:

Wonder what Jimbo would think of her “Jimbo Sucks” post?  

I’m sure some desperate Shagster would be able to blackmail her into a BJ by threatening to show it to Jimbo…

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Posted
32 minutes ago, EZ$ said:

Wonder what Jimbo would think of her “Jimbo Sucks” post?  

I’m sure some desperate Shagster would be able to blackmail her into a BJ by threatening to show it to Jimbo…

Pretty sure Jimbo has told her to pound sand since he doesn't need her anymore.  Anyway, you'd have to fight Norman for that BJ...

Posted
49 minutes ago, EZ$ said:

Wonder what Jimbo would think of her “Jimbo Sucks” post?  

I’m sure some desperate Shagster would be able to blackmail her into a BJ by threatening to show it to Jimbo…

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Posted
10 minutes ago, texifornia said:

uh huh

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Headline: October 7, 2057

AGGIES EPIC UPSET ROCKS COLLEGE FOOTBALL

Texas A&M Head Coach Candi Fisher registered the long-awaited 2nd victory over Alabama, following the first in 2012.  The howls of ecstasy from the closed locker room indicate that her popularity with the players, often cited as the reason she was hired, has never been higher.

While her ex-husband Jimbo Fisher never got the big win in Aggieland, despite numerous raises, contract extensions and nearly 1 $Bilion in total salary, Aggies say his legacy is now complete.  They climbed his statue for selfies, prayed at the monument to Billy Luicci, and polished all 7 of the "CAME CLOSE" national championship plaques inside the Hall of Champions/Laundrymat.

Alabama has been criticized for playing the game less than one week after a horrific teleporter accident in which 36 players, including 17 starters, suffered complete memory loss and loss of motor skills.

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Posted
12 minutes ago, UDontKnow said:

I thought it was a shower cap. 

Well that begs the question: if he had been wearing a shower cap instead, would the ball still have bounced right off him like a ricochet?

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On 10/4/2021 at 3:19 PM, EZ$ said:

Wonder what Jimbo would think of her “Jimbo Sucks” post?  

I’m sure some desperate Shagster would be able to blackmail her into a BJ by threatening to show it to Jimbo…

What in the actual fuck?


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Posted (edited)
On 10/5/2021 at 12:37 PM, texifornia said:

uh huh

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If that happened, the SEC might be tempted to pony up the exit fees to insure Texas and ousux get there quick as possible.

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Posted
22 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Seriously, LHF has a bunch of screenshots from yesterday up, but I have a new job that doesn't have quite so much downtime for moving things over. We need a Surly intern.

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Posted
5 hours ago, texifornia said:

She has Perkins thoughts

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How does Karen know about Perkins' family? What is her relationship to them?

I guess wire transfers from Nebraska are a little more covert.

Posted
18 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Is Jimbo a saint for doing something every coach in cfb does? Karen's answer will (not) surprise you

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First instance of Jimbo and big in the same sentence without the word cuckhold?

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Posted

It's relatively shocking that KKL hasn't become a Finebaum regular. She checks a lot of caller boxes: 

- Elderly shut-in

- Prone to obsessive crushes on older men. 

- Redneck 

- Purported program insider 

- No life outside of football fandom. 

- Plenty of free time

Posted
19 minutes ago, billfromlaketravis said:

It's relatively shocking that KKL hasn't become a Finebaum regular. She checks a lot of caller boxes: 

- Elderly shut-in

- Prone to obsessive crushes on older men. 

- Redneck 

- Purported program insider 

- No life outside of football fandom. 

- Plenty of free time

I think she's in her 70s, so technically I think this is crushes on younger men. 

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Jimbo is such a nice guy.  Or, they need a QB at the Pro Day to throw to the WRs TEs and running backs, and Jimbo doesn't want any of the guys on campus doing it and showing their ineptitude.

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