KarenKeyLargo - Greatest Hits Thread

[Scholz 12312]

29 minutes ago, EZ$ said:

Wonder what Jimbo would think of her “Jimbo Sucks” post?  

I’m sure some desperate Shagster would be able to blackmail her into a BJ by threatening to show it to Jimbo…

[UTCzech III 2963]

32 minutes ago, EZ$ said:

Wonder what Jimbo would think of her “Jimbo Sucks” post?  

I’m sure some desperate Shagster would be able to blackmail her into a BJ by threatening to show it to Jimbo…

Pretty sure Jimbo has told her to pound sand since he doesn't need her anymore.  Anyway, you'd have to fight Norman for that BJ...

[Leanderman 2375]

Surprised why demas has not entered the portal to transfer to the corn huskers to be closer to her?

[Deej 77881]

49 minutes ago, EZ$ said:

Wonder what Jimbo would think of her “Jimbo Sucks” post?  

I’m sure some desperate Shagster would be able to blackmail her into a BJ by threatening to show it to Jimbo…

[Funk Doctor Spock 13292]

9 hours ago, Orange&White said:

You seem to have forgotten that she doesn't use "the internet police" for blocking sites. She uses "asians" because they are good at IT things.

@Xian need work?

[texifornia 59065]

uh huh

[Hiphopopotamos 21192]

32 minutes ago, texifornia said:

uh huh

For those wondering - Alabama's last loss to an unranked opponent was in 2007 (Saban's first as HC). 

[Ghost of Stevie Ray 1603]

32 minutes ago, texifornia said:

uh huh

[Cartman 6]

10 minutes ago, texifornia said:

uh huh

Headline: October 7, 2057

AGGIES EPIC UPSET ROCKS COLLEGE FOOTBALL

Texas A&M Head Coach Candi Fisher registered the long-awaited 2nd victory over Alabama, following the first in 2012.  The howls of ecstasy from the closed locker room indicate that her popularity with the players, often cited as the reason she was hired, has never been higher.

While her ex-husband Jimbo Fisher never got the big win in Aggieland, despite numerous raises, contract extensions and nearly 1 $Bilion in total salary, Aggies say his legacy is now complete.  They climbed his statue for selfies, prayed at the monument to Billy Luicci, and polished all 7 of the "CAME CLOSE" national championship plaques inside the Hall of Champions/Laundrymat.

Alabama has been criticized for playing the game less than one week after a horrific teleporter accident in which 36 players, including 17 starters, suffered complete memory loss and loss of motor skills.

[Terry Silver 219]

Was Demas wearing his chef’s hat when the pass bounced off his stomach and into the defender’s hands?

[UDontKnow 10572]

17 minutes ago, Terry Silver said:

Was Demas wearing his chef’s hat when the pass bounced off his stomach and into the defender’s hands?

I thought it was a shower cap. 

[Scholz 12312]

1 hour ago, texifornia said:

uh huh

Standing in the middle of the lane!

[Terry Silver 219]

12 minutes ago, UDontKnow said:

I thought it was a shower cap. 

Well that begs the question: if he had been wearing a shower cap instead, would the ball still have bounced right off him like a ricochet?

[EP_Texican 377]

uh huh

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[Pimphand 6380]

On 10/4/2021 at 3:19 PM, EZ$ said:

Wonder what Jimbo would think of her “Jimbo Sucks” post?  

I’m sure some desperate Shagster would be able to blackmail her into a BJ by threatening to show it to Jimbo…

What in the actual fuck?

[Teamdirtyleg 1139]

On 10/3/2021 at 1:47 PM, Spider2YBanana said:

We should invite WhiteSinatra to the board 

Trade out and upgrade our current Aggy squatters

Edited October 7, 2021 by Teamdirtyleg

[Wishbone 4958]

On 10/5/2021 at 12:37 PM, texifornia said:

uh huh

If that happened, the SEC might be tempted to pony up the exit fees to insure Texas and ousux get there quick as possible.

Edited October 7, 2021 by Wishbone

[Leanderman 2375]

The only upset this week is gonna be the gomers stomachs after the first quarter of this game. Maybe that mangy dog will bark and the gomers will just cancel the rest of the game?

[UTCzech III 2963]

Hot take incoming!  Not a peep since, hmmmm.

 

[Vertigo 20502]

5 minutes ago, UTCzech III said:

Hot take incoming!  Not a peep since, hmmmm.

 

She needs to post the results of her angry late night call to Jimbo this week.

[Getafix 29461]

 

[texasstrong12 4668]

Calzada isn't good but he's become the scapegoat for their problems much like Ehlinger was. 

He didn't lose either of the Ole Miss or LSU games. 

[Dennis Taylor 19384]

On 11/28/2021 at 12:33 AM, UTCzech III said:

Hot take incoming!  Not a peep since, hmmmm.

 

Impressive prognostication skills. Reminds me of the Hammster, the Toilet Smurf, Mr. 0 for 16 himself 

 

[texifornia 59065]

[Scholz 12312]

What a disgusting human being

[SHOOTER12 8890]

3 hours ago, Scholz said:

What a dumbass human being

Fifm

[Tex Pete 21516]

3 hours ago, texifornia said:

Speaking of bitch, Karen’s a thick-headed, dense, brainless, stupid motherfucking bitch. 

[tejas60 3575]

21 minutes ago, SHOOTER12 said:

what a cunt

fifm

[Leanderman 2375]

I wonder if dumbos trail of bags will lead through Nebraska?

[texifornia 59065]

Lol she thinks they're getting Campbell

Edited December 19, 2021 by texifornia

[williemackgarza 1828]

Did the cunt pay up??

[texifornia 59065]

She has Perkins thoughts

[texifornia 59065]

Seriously, LHF has a bunch of screenshots from yesterday up, but I have a new job that doesn't have quite so much downtime for moving things over. We need a Surly intern.

[Davis Lane 6014]

22 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Seriously, LHF has a bunch of screenshots from yesterday up, but I have a new job that doesn't have quite so much downtime for moving things over. We need a Surly intern.

[texifornia 59065]

[Thiefery 5112]

2 hours ago, Davis Lane said:

lol didn't his buddy hire hot guys instead?  And he couldn't let them go since they knew how to make great coffee?  Loved that show

[Getafix 29461]

8 minutes ago, texifornia said:

 

 

The mature, reasonable responses one would expect ... 

 

 

 

[Tex Pete 21516]

5 hours ago, texifornia said:

She has Perkins thoughts

How does Karen know about Perkins' family? What is her relationship to them?

I guess wire transfers from Nebraska are a little more covert.

[Fondren & Main 6905]

On 12/18/2021 at 5:30 PM, Tex Pete said:

Speaking of bitch, Karen’s a thick-headed, dense, brainless, stupid motherfucking bitch. 

So, you’re saying she’s perfect for aggy!

[Tex Pete 21516]

14 minutes ago, Fondren & Main said:

So, you’re saying she’s perfect for aggy!

The Queen. Or I guess second in command to Reveille.

[texifornia 59065]

Is Jimbo a saint for doing something every coach in cfb does? Karen's answer will (not) surprise you

[IDIOTsavant 8690]

18 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Is Jimbo a saint for doing something every coach in cfb does? Karen's answer will (not) surprise you

First instance of Jimbo and big in the same sentence without the word cuckhold?

[Scholz 12312]

Maybe Starkel raped a girl.  Jimbo likes those kinds of players.  In a classy way of course.

[billfromlaketravis 11869]

It's relatively shocking that KKL hasn't become a Finebaum regular. She checks a lot of caller boxes: 

- Elderly shut-in

- Prone to obsessive crushes on older men. 

- Redneck 

- Purported program insider 

- No life outside of football fandom. 

- Plenty of free time

[Viper 12221]

On 2/3/2022 at 12:34 PM, texifornia said:

wtf is a Jimbo Aggie?

[Scholz 12312]

5 minutes ago, Viper said:

wtf is a Jimbo Aggie?

[SydneyCarton 49534]

19 minutes ago, billfromlaketravis said:

It's relatively shocking that KKL hasn't become a Finebaum regular. She checks a lot of caller boxes: 

- Elderly shut-in

- Prone to obsessive crushes on older men. 

- Redneck 

- Purported program insider 

- No life outside of football fandom. 

- Plenty of free time

I think she's in her 70s, so technically I think this is crushes on younger men. 

[EP_Texican 377]

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[Yesh 963]

Jimbo is such a nice guy.  Or, they need a QB at the Pro Day to throw to the WRs TEs and running backs, and Jimbo doesn't want any of the guys on campus doing it and showing their ineptitude.

[Leanderman 2375]

Here is hoping Norman gets frostbite on his nuts.