KarenKeyLargo - Greatest Hits Thread

[Bigbend1812 12915]

2 hours ago, Scholz said:

Why is Bob Odenkirk hanging with the Kool-Aid man?

[RabidM 2668]

42 minutes ago, Leanderman said:

Here is hoping Norman gets frostbite on his nuts.

I'm not sure Norman has done anything to warrant harm.  I think we should all hope he escapes, finds a better home and never has to taste peanut butter again for the rest of his life. 

[mr. sunshine 2826]

14 hours ago, Scholz said:

Mr. KKL: How about some of that Koolaid?

JJ: But you’re not even in my cult

Mr. KKL: But I’m married to KKL

JJ: Somebody please give this man a large 

[Doc Reeves 6434]

18 hours ago, Scholz said:

Maybe Starkel raped a girl.  Jimbo likes those kinds of players.  In a classy way of course.

He a coach that likes his players to overcome obstacles 

[UTPhil2006 3807]

Has she already tweeted since then?

[LTtxfan 49185]

Siap... 

 

[texifornia 56949]

[Dennis Taylor 18820]

36 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Jimbo- how is Candi's tennis game?

[Sejjr 3246]

How many Asians did it take for Karen to learn how to use ‘Spaces’ I wonder? 

[Dennis Taylor 18820]

45 minutes ago, Sejjr said:

How many Asians did it take for Karen to learn how to use ‘Spaces’ I wonder? 

She had to get them to un-block that part of the internet for her also

[Scholz 11943]

This dumb bitch ever comment on the Demas situation?  The multiple girls he beat up and her precious Jimbo covering at least one of them up?

[Getafix 28608]

On 3/8/2022 at 10:22 AM, Scholz said:

This dumb bitch ever comment on the Demas situation?  The multiple girls he beat up and her precious Jimbo covering at least one of them up?

 

 

 

[Getafix 28608]

 

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[UDontKnow 10444]

7 minutes ago, Getafix said:

 

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Not only does she have a diagnosis of dementia, but she is also legally blind. No way that the Hanes Queen is bigger than Maalik.

[texifornia 56949]

Re: the vape thieves:

[Vertigo 20285]

I am sure Karen was explaining blaming Florida or Miami for the crab legs as phase 1 of her Jimbo covering manual. 

[Vertigo 20285]

14 minutes ago, Getafix said:

 

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Is that real? Surely she isn't serious.. 

[ClubWhatever 12140]

56 minutes ago, Getafix said:

 

 

 

Counseling, for what?  Anger issues?  Now why would they think he needed counseling.

[Scholz 11943]

1 hour ago, Getafix said:

 

 

 

So if I'm reading between the line here correctly, he was offered counseling and mentoring after the first girl he punched?  And Jimbo was once again covering up one of his players abusing females like with Winston?  

[Focht Up 631]

1 hour ago, Getafix said:

 

 

 

Well, I guess Karen will now be offering him help with his resume. 

[NevaLost 284]

2 hours ago, Getafix said:

 

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Take another look, Karen. Pretty clear based on the picture that Maalik is a good deal taller than the second floor of that parking garage. 

[Dennis Taylor 18820]

2 hours ago, texifornia said:

Re: the vape thieves:

Security cameras are part of the BOMC now

[Getafix 28608]

 

This actually made me laugh out loud. (The comment below KKL's post ... )

 

 

 

 

 

[RGBIII 22840]

Please God someone find me this. I NEED this

[EP_Texican 377]

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[Born Burnt 6178]

I did a Google Images search with her photo, and the results directed me to a hair salon. Honest to God.

[Mdhorn 5949]

Competing in camps is fun and all but by all means, let's see how he does during the season in games.  Thinking this is more of the focus and the rest are drills he can run with his super bowl winning uncles.  This isn't hard.    

[HtownHorn 14681]

He was also at his family's passing academy and was participating with his team in 7 on 7 today. I love how everyone says he sucks because he's playing at the same HS, checks notes, that launched both of his uncles careers.

[RomaVicta 29907]

 

I imagine she's an expert on seeing men soft.

[Topper13 3268]

2 hours ago, Born Burnt said:

I did a Google Images search with her photo, and the results directed me to a hair salon. Honest to God.

Did the same, ended up with this:

 

[Rudiger 1162]

7 hours ago, Topper13 said:

Did the same, ended up with this:

 

She’s lost some weight. Good for her. 

[Fico 1778]

17 minutes ago, Rudiger said:

She’s lost some weight. Good for her. 

And a facelift 

[Scholz 11943]

By soft, does she mean he doesn’t punch girls in the face?

[lilMAC25 3794]

1 minute ago, Scholz said:

By soft, does she mean he doesn’t punch girls in the face?

“Doesn’t engage in criminal activities”.

[ShaggyBevo RIP 3868]

Please God someone find me this. I NEED this

With a last name it shouldn’t be too hard to search.

Anyone have the last name?

[Serak The Preparer 3431]

1 minute ago, ShaggyBevo RIP said:

With a last name it shouldn’t be too hard to search.

Anyone have the last name?

Come on, it's Key-Largo, it's right in her twitter feed. Next you'll ask what CB stands for.

[Post Oak 20213]

If there was only someone we knew that had experience in matters like this.  Lemme think..

 

[Vertigo 20285]

9 hours ago, HtownHorn said:

He was also at his family's passing academy and was participating with his team in 7 on 7 today. I love how everyone says he sucks because he's playing at the same HS, checks notes, that launched both of his uncles careers.

He didn't throw at the passing academy. He has thrown plenty at workouts on college campuses, he doesn't have anything to prove, we have all seen the throws from Clemson and Texas when he dropped some 50 and 60 yard dimes on guys. He is a 90s throwback type of kid. No camps, no social media, no hyping himself. He just wants to show up and play football and then go home and hang out with his friends. 

[futureman 22457]

4 minutes ago, Vertigo said:

He is a 90s throwback type of kid. No camps, no social media, no hyping himself. He just wants to show up and play football and then go home and hang out with his friends.

and kids in the 90s were so much softer than they are now. 

[Burt Macklin 19023]

28 minutes ago, Post Oak said:

If there was only someone we knew that had experience in matters like this.  Lemme think..

 

I’m on it, motherfuckers! 
 

[Chooky 13307]

Wait. Karen Key Largo had felonies?

[RomaVicta 29907]

3 minutes ago, Chooky said:

Wait. Karen Key Largo had felonies?

She used the date rape drug on her pool boy who, when he found out, drowned himself in her pool.

 

[cafe society 2871]

4 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

She used the date rape drug on her pool boy who, when he found out, drowned himself in her pool.

 

Key Largo Boulevard?

[Deej 76778]

37 minutes ago, Chooky said:

Wait. Karen Key Largo had felonies?

Animal cruelty.

[derpyhorndog 2557]

I'm not above sleuthing. Just need a last name and, if she has a felony, I'll find it. 

[lilMAC25 3794]

4 hours ago, Deej said:

Animal cruelty.

[BornAndRaised 12282]

3 hours ago, derpyhorndog said:

I'm not above sleuthing. Just need a last name and, if she has a felony, I'll find it. 

try Johnson?

[Mr. Mojo Risin' 2205]

Double post

Edited July 1, 2022 by Mr. Mojo Risin'
Fat fingers

[Mr. Mojo Risin' 2205]

Yep you found her.

And... It's old but there is a phone number attached 😈

 

 

 

Edited July 1, 2022 by Mr. Mojo Risin'