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The funniest part is that Jimbo can double dip, his contract was that much of a swindle, but yeah it is possible nobody big has him in his sights but he could literally coach hillbilly Virginia and still get paid 100% what he is owed by Aggie.

Maybe he does not want to test the waters because of sovereign immunity but it is there in the contract.

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Just now, Tex Long said:

Tell me you've never tried peanut butter and mayonnaise without telling me you've never tried it. To be fair, any good bread will do. You might want to use almond butter or cashew butter, as well.

To be fair, I fucking loathe mayonnaise. To me, mayo and miracle whip are one in the same. It's the devil's semen. 

I'm a mustard guy. 

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1 minute ago, Funk Doctor Spock said:

To be fair, I fucking loathe mayonnaise. To me, mayo and miracle whip are one in the same. It's the devil's semen. 

I'm a mustard guy. 

I've not tried mustard, but I might be up for it. I like German brown mustard, but perhaps something brighter would be better? 

 

 

EDIT: I've also never tried devil's semen - well, or any other source, for that matter.

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Just now, Tex Long said:

I've not tried mustard, but I might be up for it. I like German brown mustard, but perhaps something brighter would be better? 

 

 

EDIT: I've also never tried devil's semen - well, or any other source, for that matter.

I honestly have no idea why I can't just suck it up and eat mayo, it's like the taste of it literally makes me gag. An ex of mine offered a bj in her dad's kicten if I ate a sandwich with mayo on it. I did it and it was not worth it. I should have seen if she knew how to give a bj. 

0/10 would not recommend.

French's mustard is the only mustard I truly enjoy. I tried Bijan's, but it has a weird taste, so now the bottle just sits in the fridge next to my wife's mayo and some champagne dressing. 

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Just now, futureman said:

have you ever had a BLT?

Bacon, Lettuce, and Tomato sandwich? Yeah, but I just put mustard on mine. I think almost everyone I know adds mayo to theirs, but I just can't do it. Gun to my head and I still don't think I could. I'm traumatized by it or something. The smell, taste, the whole thing. 

8 minutes ago, Tex Long said:

When that French's bottle gets to the point where you can't scrape any more out, put a teaspoon of your wife's White Wine in it and shake it up. You might want to put the cap back on the mustard bottle first, if she hasn't already lost it.

That sounds pretty damn good. 

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19 minutes ago, Funk Doctor Spock said:

Bacon, Lettuce, and Tomato sandwich? Yeah, but I just put mustard on mine. I think almost everyone I know adds mayo to theirs, but I just can't do it. Gun to my head and I still don't think I could. I'm traumatized by it or something. The smell, taste, the whole thing. 

That sounds pretty damn good. 

Do you eat eggs? I know my daughter can not stand eggs, and she won't eat mayo also.

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11 hours ago, Funk Doctor Spock said:

To be fair, I fucking loathe mayonnaise. To me, mayo and miracle whip are one in the same. It's the devil's semen. 

I'm a mustard guy. 

One of my best friends has the same mayo loathing.  I'm not a huge fan but it has its place (I do like it on BLTs).  But that place is not on burgers or mayo and peanut butter sandwiches (WTAF?)

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