Fuck wearing a mask!

[Somnio 751]

I'm getting a helmet!  All the sci-fi movies we've watched our whole lives where everyone walks around in helmets were predicting the future.  Well, the future is now...

 

[Somnio 751]

I doubt most will watch the video, but this thing has a built in fan to keep you cool.

[CooterBrown 18,029]

New rule at South Austin’s mom’s house. Rubbers still optional.

[Fuck Tim Beck 3,834]

1 hour ago, CooterBrown said:

New rule at South Austin’s mom’s house. Rubbers still optional.

[tfoolry 8,236]

 

 

[LonghornJones 837]

1 hour ago, Somnio said:

I doubt most will watch the video

I didn't watch it.

[NeverMarryAStripper 21,921]

I haven't tried fucking while wearing a mask.  I can see how with some partners it would be beneficial though

[Llano Estacado 1,257]

I haven't tried fucking while wearing a mask.  I can see how with some partners it would be beneficial though

Surprisingly, google doesn’t return any promising gifs for “sue johanson dental dam” so just use your imagination.

[deadshank 24,653]

2 hours ago, tfoolry said:

 

 

but we may not like the smell of her "breath"

[elfenix 34,332]

2 hours ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

I haven't tried fucking while wearing a mask.  I can see how with some partners it would be beneficial though

[workswithseed 2,111]

[Longboard Horn 40,520]

 

[Somnio 751]

3 hours ago, LonghornJones said:

I didn't watch it.

My sensei taught me many things, one of them being never trust a man that doesn't like helmets.

[Somnio 751]

$249?!?  I may actually order one of these...

https://www.vyzrtech.com/products/bio-vyzr

[Juicy 727]

https://twitter.com/ericdalessandro/status/1282819881075761153&sa=D&source=hangouts&ust=1594995205752000&usg=AFQjCNGh_BspA2j4fBULxlHbvXMeHtR0fg

[mulletpelini 5,216]

2 hours ago, Somnio said:

$249?!?  I may actually order one of these...

https://www.vyzrtech.com/products/bio-vyzr

facehuggers throughout the galaxy start pressing the emergency beacon button

[Pato del Muerto 52,600]

[Incredulity 11,683]

On 6/26/2020 at 7:11 AM, tfoolry said:

 

 

[TrashMaster G 17,600]

I got a lap dance while wearing a mask.  She was wearing a face shield.  

Interesting times.

[Somnio 751]

30 minutes ago, BurntEyes said:

Bro... It's a 17 minute video about a mask used for paintball... 

And you expect folks to watch it in its entirety? The fuck. I am not a 16 year old "pro" paintballer.

Bro, airsoft.....

[Mo Horn 8,855]

2 hours ago, TrashMaster G said:

I got a lap dance while wearing a mask.  She was wearing a face shield.  

Interesting times.

Rules dammit

[TrashMaster G 17,600]

4 minutes ago, Mo Horn said:

Rules dammit

No phones allowed to be out in the club and I don't have Burt-level photostalking skillz.  Woulda needed a wide-angle lens to really get the full effect anyhow.

[RDCanecutter 26,473]

50 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:

No phones allowed to be out in the club and I don't have Burt-level photostalking skillz.  Woulda needed a wide-angle lens to really get the full effect anyhow.

So just post a photo of the rash.

No, wait, don't.

[Chooky 13,319]

11 minutes ago, RDCanecutter said:

So just post a photo of the rash.

No, wait, don't.

[MNLonghornFUKM 8,821]

I got a lap dance while wearing a mask.  She was wearing a face shield.  
Interesting times.

Congrats on your covid antibodies!!

[Superhero 8,842]

On 6/26/2020 at 7:26 AM, NeverMarryAStripper said:

I haven't tried fucking while wearing a mask.  I can see how with some partners it would be beneficial though

If my ex wore a mask full time, I might have married her.

Perfect combo of smarts, sexiness and success. Too bad she had a butter face.

[washparkhorn 9,939]

6 hours ago, Superhero said:

If my ex wore a mask full time, I might have married her.

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