Question About The Law

[CHAD BRISCOE 372]

Hey well I dont know if you heard already but we been having some Family trouble's . I have recently been Detain and Arrested by the Police for shop lifting at the United . But this is bull shit for several reasons here let me explain to you why this is bull shit.

 

1 .First off I had only been in the bathroom not the rest of the Store

 

2. Second off what I allegably only stole was the toilet paper that was already in that bathroom .

3. Its bullshit first if all because it can't be stealing because they put it out their for everybody to use as they need . There is no Posted Notice that there is a limit

4 Second what if A Person has some kind of emergency because of an exceptional size turd  or their is a ton of gravy or some other Medical Issue that is not available to be said because of Hippa . It is a right to keep that a secret

So do I have a good Case they wan't me too Please but I dont know what that is . I have too go to Court tomorrow

[CHAD BRISCOE 372]

Also they charge me with Shop Lifting not Theft . But it can't be shop Lifting if it isnt for Sell

[South Austin 53155]

Res ipsa loquitor.

[TwiceHorn 31987]

Usufruct yourself.

[Handcruser 2814]

McHenry vs South United Distributors is existing case law that you can use for your defense. In summary, it clearly states that using toilet paper and soap in a public restroom is A-OK and CANNOT be considered shoplifting with or without Tortuous Interference.

Tell the Judge!


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[BottleRocket 659]

Pee the fifth

[HouTex 1912]

 

[deadshank 24654]

20 hours ago, BottleRocket said:

Pee the fifth

Put the whole septic system on trial.  

[ROFL BOX 6654]

20 hours ago, Handcruser said:

McHenry vs South United Distributors is existing case law that you can use for your defense. In summary, it clearly states that using toilet paper and soap in a public restroom is A-OK and CANNOT be considered shoplifting with or without Tortuous Interference.

Tell the Judge!


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We need to know if this is your specialty area of law practice before advising Chad as to whether or not this is useful info.

[South Austin 53155]

Haley v. United States. Haley 7, United States nothing. You see, it can be done!

[High Plains Drifter 11162]

 

sounds like a shitty deal.

['stache 22117]

If he had to shit you must acquit

Edited August 19, 2020 by 'stache

[Scraps 13745]

Update?

[Randolph Duke 4034]

1 hour ago, Scraps said:

Update?

Update? Hell, I want to know if he has sold the movie rights yet. Imagine the casting possibilities.

[CHAD BRISCOE 372]

On 10/16/2020 at 4:52 PM, Scraps said:

Update?

I am currently Not Aware sense I have not heard back from the court after my Trial

[Baboontyme 2875]

I know a guy who is A Ware if you need any assistance. Won the Heisman back in like '91 or so.