New pig flu could be next global pandemic

[Pancho 44860]

 Fuck me.  God has HAD IT with us!

 

[GreenspointTexas 9662]

9 minutes ago, Pancho said:

 Fuck me.  God has HAD IT with us!

 

Bring it on

[MNLonghornFUKM 8817]

[InkaUtexas 26006]

Just to be an ass I am making bacon tonight. 

[EuroHorn 3265]

Are we allowed to 

17 minutes ago, Pancho said:

 Fuck me.  God has HAD IT with us!

 

You mean China has had it with us 

[Onboard 2.0 9083]

China huhhh ? ........................ Well....... ain't THAT a co-inky-dink.  

Edited June 30, 2020 by Onboard 2.0

[bolverk 29694]

Wishful thinking: Maybe this will cancel out the Covid?

[Hate 20117]

Maybe that China travel ban should be extended a few centuries.

[SaucyJack 3494]

1 hour ago, InkaUtexas said:

Just to be an ass I am making bacon tonight. 

And I'll be porking.

[Iceman 2719]

When they come for the bacon, I'll fight to the death...

[clapclapclap 9000]

CoVIC-20?

[LebongJames 1813]

Kung Fu Pork Flu

[jettrink 40]

NUKE THEIR FUCKING ASSES NOW!  Enough is enough and enough is to much!

[SHOOTER12 8811]

I knew it. The minute someone started trying to de-fund the cops those fucking pigs would find a way to get back at us all.

[Brisketexan 105161]

Humanity: whatever day we descended from the trees to 2020.  We had a good run.  Definitely better than we deserved.  Cockroaches, the baton is passed.

[LebongJames 1813]

IF 2020 Was a Football Coach

[Guest Lobo]

good news is we locked it down early, no Chinese Pigs are allowed to fly to the U.S. without expressed consent from Secretary Templeton.  

[gmr548 16580]

CoVIC-20?

Lock this bitch up.

IF 2020 Was a Football Coach

2020 is not remotely as satisfying as beating OU. 2020 is 365 black
saturdays.

[Bevo 13579]

Maybe we should call it a swine flu

[smwhorn 482]

Should Jewish folks be concerned?

[workswithseed 2112]

3 minutes ago, smwhorn said:

Should Jewish folks be concerned?

Or Muslims. Christians are screwed.

[Guest Lobo]

Yeah, why is it always the Jews that get mentioned first when we talk about not eating swine/pork?  15 million Jews, probably 1/3+ of whom don't even adhere to the pork kosher rule.  Meanwhile 1.8 billion Muslims can't partake in bacon and they're never an anecdotal mention.  I say, let's eat pork and be statistically relevant with our casual stereotypes.  

[atomheartbevo 89735]

42 minutes ago, LebongJames said:

IF 2020 Was a Football Coach

No, it would be this football coach:

If it were a football game, it would be this:

[Deej 76842]

Pig fuckers.

[workswithseed 2112]

2 minutes ago, Deej said:

Pig fuckers.

Arky?

[Pato del Muerto 52529]

1 hour ago, LebongJames said:

Kung Fu Pork Flu

Wu pig fluey 

[workswithseed 2112]

Winnie the flu electric bogaloo

[Harrison Stafford 3335]

At first, I thought this was spam.

[Blotto 23560]

better get her sty on lockdown.

[Enchubben 5510]

China is still asshole!

[workswithseed 2112]

5 minutes ago, Enchubben said:

China is still asshole!

That dude is awesome. I feel so bad for Hong Kong.

[Hate 20117]

1 hour ago, Lobo said:

  Meanwhile 1.8 billion Muslims can't partake in bacon and they're never an anecdotal mention.

It's probably why they're always pissed off.

[FartingMonk 3608]

I still have my reminder from swine flu part1.  Part 2 ain't gonna be shit

[Parliament 14262]

First page. Perhaps the Chinese government won't bork its containment this time.

[Surly Bevo 25065]

Moves from pigs to humans you say?

Well fuck it I'm down for 5 bucks to the Vic Mackey Wreath Fund

[BigHorn'13 3370]

5 hours ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:

 

3 hours ago, LebongJames said:

IF 2020 Was a Football Coach

These 2 posts have me laughing more than it should. 

[BigHorn'13 3370]

5 hours ago, Onboard 2.0 said:

China uhhh ? ........................ Well....... ain't THAT a co-inky-dink.  

I bet it didn't come from a wet marker either...

[InkaUtexas 26006]

4 hours ago, SaucyJack said:

And I'll be porking.

Did that before I started cooking. And still cooked Penne with bacon and steamed veggies. Shit, if we are going down I am going to eat well and get laid as much as possible. 

[InkaUtexas 26006]

3 hours ago, Lobo said:

Yeah, why is it always the Jews that get mentioned first when we talk about not eating swine/pork?  15 million Jews, probably 1/3+ of whom don't even adhere to the pork kosher rule.  Meanwhile 1.8 billion Muslims can't partake in bacon and they're never an anecdotal mention.  I say, let's eat pork and be statistically relevant with our casual stereotypes.  

It ain't the lack of pork. It is the lack of booze. 

[BabaYaga 15301]

Fuck it.  Let's ride!

 

[BabaYaga 15301]

I have a few ideas that have been tested tried and true.......goddamn pigs.....

[WBT 20624]

 

[Lat22 4015]

Better get here before November or nobody will care.

[Bozo_Casanova 26495]

14 hours ago, bolverk said:

Wishful thinking: Maybe this will cancel out the Covid?

Something I learned from television is that when someone has memory loss as a result of a traumatic brain injury, you can bring their memory back with another blow from the same object in comical fashion. This could work the same way. 

[Anastasis 23478]

13 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

Humanity: whatever day we descended from the trees to 2020.  We had a good run.

You got to admit, there is a certain cosmic symmetry if the story arc starts with descent from the trees and finishes with bodies in the trees.

[stork642 4498]

11 minutes ago, Lat22 said:

Better get here before November or nobody will care.

Very underrated post this is.  

[BabaYaga 15301]

5 minutes ago, Anastasis said:

You got to admit, there is a certain cosmic symmetry if the story arc starts with descent from the trees and finishes with bodies in the trees.

Didn't they make this movie already....

[Stella Link 534]

 

 

[Parliament 14262]

And I imagine the poor saps who come down with this and Covid simultaneously are particularly screwed.

[crash_davis 23114]

1 hour ago, Lat22 said:

Better get here before November or nobody will care.

Challenge accepted.