Washington DC's NFL franchise to get a new name

[Dnaguy 12,107]

14 hours ago, Deej said:

Plus, they are tied together by their recent histories of sexual misconduct.

[G650 14,278]

17 hours ago, Murfdogg21 said:

Yes but most NFL fans aren’t gay. 

Exactly, all of them are.

[n64ra 1,091]

On 1/15/2022 at 12:49 PM, Surly Bevo said:

Washington-Ex Presidents.  Logo could be caricatures of  Reagan, Carter, LBJ, Nixon riding a surfboard brandishing pistolas

New logo opportunity every 4 to 8 years.

[Saint Tacky 1,622]

February 2nd? Has to be something related to Hogs.

[quigley 1,563]

3 hours ago, Saint Tacky said:

February 2nd? Has to be something related to Hogs.

Because Chinese New Year?

[Saint Tacky 1,622]

13 minutes ago, quigley said:

Because Chinese New Year?

[Daichee Bell 2,948]

Ground and Pound Hogs?

[Hagbard Celine 10,937]

i just want to take a moment to re-post some of the best work i've ever done....

The Washington Free Football Masons

and.....

The Washington Bavarian Football Illuminati

[Hagbard Celine 10,937]

On 7/6/2020 at 1:47 PM, BabaYaga said:

The Washing Blue-Waffle Warriors.....

*google it.  I dare you.....

it's been proven a hoax and the original pic was shopped

[DougO 5,256]

Those clowns don't deserve a name if they can't even keep the classic one  they had. Just put some goofyass symbol like this and never call them by name again.

 

[Jshep34 2,321]

Commanders is rumor to be the name

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[Zeus 6,171]

On 1/18/2022 at 8:35 PM, Hagbard Celine said:

i just want to take a moment to re-post some of the best work i've ever done....

The Washington Free Football Masons

and.....

The Washington Bavarian Football Illuminati

Washington Lizard People

 

[VirginiaLonghorn 4,782]

5 minutes ago, Jshep34 said:

Commanders is rumor to be the name

… and the ridicule continues in the Dan Snyder tradition.  I have not heard a single positive reaction to that name.

HTTR

[Bigbend1812 12,942]

Commanders?  Fucking lulz.    Ground Hogs would actually be better.  

 

[Bateshorn 9,942]

Jesus.

 

The Snyder’s literally can not do anything right. 

[Harrison Bergeron 1,798]

The entire "Washington Football Team" is just SAF. I mean do people need to be reminded what sport? Why not just "Washington." Seems pretty obvious it is a team and it plays football ... this isn't the damn MLS.

Edited February 1, 2022 by Harrison Bergeron

[Bateshorn 9,942]

10 minutes ago, Harrison Bergeron said:

The entire "Washington Football Team" is just SAF. I mean do people need to be reminded what sport? Why not just "Washington." Seems pretty obvious it is a team and it plays football ... this isn't the damn MLS.

I don’t understand why they didn’t go with Washington Football Club.  It’s got a bit of that soccer elan, while sounding old timey and different at the same time.  But again, the Snyder’s destroy everything they touch.  

[VirginiaLonghorn 4,782]

7 minutes ago, Bateshorn said:

I don’t understand why they didn’t go with Washington Football Club.  It’s got a bit of that soccer elan, while sounding old timey and different at the same time.  But again, the Snyder’s destroy everything they touch.  

… and no one would have heard the name Dan Snyder had Jack Kent Cooke not fucked over his son by requiring sale of the Skins and their stadium.  Simply put, JKC’s will forced John Cooke to bid for the team and stadium … which he could not afford … and the descent to laughing stock was sealed.  Fuck Snyder.

HTTR

[Valmy77 13,274]

1 hour ago, Jshep34 said:

Commanders is rumor to be the name

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Lots of weird rumors are out there, I think intentionally to deflect. Changing the name and logo has been a hilariously legal shitshow from beginning to end.

Commanders would fail on the basic requirement to fit into the meter of HTTR.

['stache 21,892]

They should just buy the Washington Generals name. They are about the same talent level.

[Bateshorn 9,942]

Why the owners didn’t force him to sell to Bezos the way they made Jerry Richardson sell the panthers is just mystifying.  He’s a horrible owner with a dead franchise in a super valuable market.  He’s never going to be able to put together the things he needs to get a stadium in the city, because he’s an asshole, so they’ll eventually move it to the Northern Virginia exurbs.  Which will cost him the entire DC and Maryland fan base. 

All I can come up with is the Owners who are actually in charge (Jerry, Rooney’s, Mara’s, and Kraft) like having a rotten corpse of a team with a weak owner.  And the Rooney’s, Jerry, and Mara’s have either a fan service or divisional interest in keeping the WFT weak af.

Edited February 1, 2022 by Bateshorn

[Doc Reeves 6,434]

9 minutes ago, Bateshorn said:

Why the owners didn’t force him to sell to Bezos the way they made Jerry Richardson sell the panthers is just mystifying.  

 

Bud, you ever try to join an exclusive country club or some shit? 

The NFL is a club, the teams are the owners toys and lots of those bitches have a problem with Bezos

[Bateshorn 9,942]

5 minutes ago, Doc Reeves said:

 

Bud, you ever try to join an exclusive country club or some shit? 

The NFL is a club, the teams are the owners toys and lots of those bitches have a problem with Bezos

Yeah.  I guess Snyder is that d-bag with a bag full of Pro-vees and fancy clubs who thinks he can play, rarely breaks 100, and is an easy mark for prop bets on the course. 

[6th Street 6,508]

Pigskins would have made the most sense. Could have preserved the Hog mascot and 'skins heritage

[Murfdogg21 4,432]

Joe Theisman dropped the “Commanders” name when talking to someone over the weekend. I don’t think he’s cerebral enough to be part of a misinformation campaign. 

[Guest]

So Washington Commanders and Cleveland Guardians. Sound like teams from a crummy movie that couldn't secure NFL rights. (And yes, I know Guardians is beisbol.)

I'm sure I'll get used to it but... yuck.

Of course, we already have the Titans and Jaguars, which are goofy names with that same feel.

 

Edited February 1, 2022 by FirstTimeCaller

[Bateshorn 9,942]

23 minutes ago, FirstTimeCaller said:

So Washington Commanders and Cleveland Guardians. Sound like teams from a crummy movie that couldn't secure NFL rights. (And yes, I know Guardians is beisbol.)

I'm sure I'll get used to it but... yuck.

Of course, we already have the Titans and Jaguars, which are goofy names with that same feel.

 

Just cheapskates that didn’t want to spend the money to secure the rights. 

[Reese Bennett 3,617]

They should follow the lead of the Texans and become the Washington DCers.

[JBJ 3,668]

The Washington Colombians?

[Guest]

8 minutes ago, Reese Bennett said:

They should follow the lead of the Texans and become the Washington DCers.

I don't hate it.

[VirginiaLonghorn 4,782]

1 hour ago, Murfdogg21 said:

Joe Theisman dropped the “Commanders” name when talking to someone over the weekend. I don’t think he’s cerebral enough to be part of a misinformation campaign. 

Theismann NEVER misses an opportunity to project himself into the spotlight … even if it’s only the 25W bulb shining on the name Commanders.

He’s the only former Skins player I’ve heard comment.  Mosley, Riggins, Charles Mann, Gary Clark, Brian Mitchell … even Dexter Manley are zipped up.  There have been a few roll of the eyes noted, though, when asked about the name.  Fuck Snyder.

HTTR

[EvilCaseMcCoy 691]

27 minutes ago, FirstTimeCaller said:

I don't hate it.

I do. But if you dropped the er, I could live with it. 

[Post Oak 20,287]

I command you to be sexually harassed.

-Dan Snyder probably

[DougO 5,256]

Washington Bloodthirsty Savages Of No Particular Origin or Ethnicity

 

 

[Texas St. Armadillos 1,381]

Gonna announce this any minute given the Brian Flores news.  Need to protect the shield and all...

[Brothahorn 10,087]

 

 

[David Dennison 18,951]

Awful.

 

[rpspeed 1,400]

this man called it last week

[Bill Brasky 1,465]

Washington Warthogs would have been better 

[Bateshorn 9,942]

Again: this franchise couldn’t get laid in a whore house on pay day, it’s so incompetent.  
 

Instead Dan Snyder would pay millions for nudie pics when the internet is just right there, free. Which actually happened.

[Harrison Bergeron 1,798]

Washington Welfares alliterates and works on myriad levels.

[Stella Link 534]

I was hoping for the Washington "Not the Redskins"....

 

 

[Zeus 6,171]

So it's cowboys and commanders huh

What a fuck up

Football clubbers would've been better than that garbage

[TornACL 7,729]

I think it's fitting that an out of touch franchise that hasn't won shit since the 80s and 90s would make their big reveal on.... The Today Show. 

I honestly didn't even know that fucking show still existed. The Washington PR people were probably looking around asking where Bryant Gumbel and Jane Pauley are. 

['stache 21,892]

I’m sure the internet is taking this well, lol.

[JFKFC 4,893]

[HiggyBaby 2,548]

Ugh. Could have done so many great things with this but now we have an XFL team.

[Loch Ness Monster 3,533]

Awful name

[Whiskey Tango Foxtrot 43]

Washington Foreskins woulda been better. Team logo turtleneck sales and all...

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[Texzilla58 4,744]

The GMFB folks are all sucking Washington dock praising this moniker. Especially Schraeger. It sounds like a minor league hockey team. Awful.