Washington DC's NFL franchise to get a new name

[Valmy77 13632]

I mean I am all for having a reasoned debate about whether or not the Rangers have a checkered past or the Cowboys represent imperialism or some other connection one may want to make. But there is no connection with the term "Redskins" it is just blatantly a slur. This has been a change that should have happened a long time ago and I am just relieved that finally we can move on from this, I don't even care how lame or corporate committee-esque the new name is.

But no matter what the mascot of the team is, we are still going to suck so you Cowboys fans can take heart.

Edited July 6, 2020 by Valmy77

[Walden Ponderer 12639]

1 hour ago, Onboard 2.0 said:

They have a great helmet with the R on it.  The Washington Redacteds.

[Valmy77 13632]

Yeah for the 1970 season somebody thought it would be awesome to just have an R on the helmet.

It was lame.

I guess if we just dropped the feathers and had a new name that started with an R we could use this lame as shit helmet again. 

[texifornia 59191]

4 minutes ago, Valmy77 said:

Yeah for the 1970 season somebody thought it would be awesome to just have an R on the helmet.

It was lame.

I guess if we just dropped the feathers and had a new name that started with an R we could use this lame as shit helmet again. 

If they do decide to go with the Warriors and just put an W in the circle, it'll probably end up being the pro version of the Utah helmet:

[MNLonghornFUKM 8990]

This would be a great time for the resurgence of the Washington bullets

[Scholz 12331]

So since there's already the Golden State Warrriors, people would have to say the Washington (football) Warriors like the NY (football) Giants?

['stache 22206]

29 minutes ago, Valmy77 said:

Yeah for the 1970 season somebody thought it would be awesome to just have an R on the helmet.

It was lame.

I guess if we just dropped the feathers and had a new name that started with an R we could use this lame as shit helmet again. 

I like it, just remove the feather and it's a nice clean logo. Might change up the R a little if they can avoid some stupid font. Redtails makes sense too.

[Surly Bevo 25966]

So Redskins have to change? I don't watch the news anymore but has anything been said about the Chiefs? What about the Cowboys? Seems like everything is getting cancelled by the mob so what about those racist Cowboys that roamed this land back in the 1800's? I saw the Indians stuff was curious about other team names? Texans? there has been a time Texans were racist so that represents a racist right? 

Rockets were in large part of Nazi ingenuity.

Just saying.

[SimonBolivar 11080]

Cowboys could be fixed by just not being a white dude as their mascot or whatever. Cowboys in general had a high minority % of their population. The real history just got the ole White Jesus treatment.  

[Gene Parmesan 4119]

26 minutes ago, Scholz said:

So since there's already the Golden State Warrriors, people would have to say the Washington (football) Warriors like the NY (football) Giants?

New York Football Giants was because there were two teams with the same name in the same city.  We are pretty stupid but I think we are capable of differentiating the two when the cities names do that for us.

[Scholz 12331]

I just don't want to be inconvenienced.

[mdmost 44338]

4 minutes ago, SimonBolivar said:

Cowboys could be fixed by just not being a white dude as their mascot or whatever. Cowboys in general had a high minority % of their population. The real history just got the ole White Jesus treatment.  

I'm for anything that gets rid of Rowdy. Worst mascot in pro sports. 

[ousux 5652]

Animal mascots only from now on!!1!1!!

Swamp tigah begs to diffah..

Except they wont, even the vast majority of AA's in Loosiana dont want to touch that.

[Chooky 13347]

The slickest, most gangster move ever would be changing the Redskins to the Washington Bullets.  

['stache 22206]

35 minutes ago, SimonBolivar said:

Cowboys could be fixed by just not being a white dude as their mascot or whatever. Cowboys in general had a high minority % of their population. The real history just got the ole White Jesus treatment.  

 

30 minutes ago, mdmost said:

I'm for anything that gets rid of Rowdy. Worst mascot in pro sports. 

RIP Crazy Ray. It would have been nice if they named him the official mascot and named a successor when he passed away. I agree that Rowdy sucks balls.

[MNLonghornFUKM 8990]

The slickest, most gangster move ever would be changing the Redskins to the Washington Bullets.  

One hour ahead of you, buddy

[Hagbard Celine 11359]

The Washington Free Football Masons

 

The Washington Bavarian Football Illuminati

 

 

[Bullneck 19676]

Just dropping in on page 6 to say I like the name "DC Redskins."  See?  New name.

[markstanco 12856]

22 minutes ago, Bullneck said:

Just dropping in on page 6 to say I like the name "DC Redskins."  See?  New name.

Its been noted:

 

[Chooky 13347]

The Washington Snyders with just this on the side of the helmet:

 

[Guest Lobo]

Personally, I like teams who don’t lose, don’t get captured.  The “Redskins” and the “Indians” certainly lost a tremendous amount of their own property.  Probably due to bad real estate lawyers.  They couldn’t make good deals.  Dan Snyder makes the best deals.  It’s weakness to change names.  That’s why whenever I buy something, I immediately change its name and announce in giant gold lettering so everybody knows we stand for excellence.  

Edited July 6, 2020 by Lobo

[BabaYaga 15674]

On 7/4/2020 at 10:00 AM, mdmost said:

The Red Tails idea is actually a really good one. It would be a good way to keep the uniform colors and you'd really only need to rework the logo. 

I would wager the gallant men of the 332nd Fighter Group and the 477th Bombardment Group of the United States Army Air Force would take umbrage with the name.  Also know as the Tuskegee Airmen

 

[mdmost 44338]

We could ask them and their descendants. 

[BabaYaga 15674]

The Washing Blue-Waffle Warriors.....

 

 

 

*google it.  I dare you.....

[texifornia 59191]

5 minutes ago, BabaYaga said:

I would wager the gallant men of the 332nd Fighter Group and the 477th Bombardment Group of the United States Army Air Force would take umbrage with the name.  Also know as the Tuskegee Airmen

 

It being named after the Tuskegee Airmen is the entire point of the name...

[BabaYaga 15674]

4 minutes ago, texifornia said:

It being named after the Tuskegee Airmen is the entire point of the name...

Gotcha, dropped in late.  Up to them then.  Back to googling blue waffle pics....

Edited July 6, 2020 by BabaYaga

[Guest]

[Guest Lobo]

Teams should be named from strength, not weakness.  
look at the NBA...Celtics.  Very strong little leprechaun with a smoking problem and bad lungs.  Denver Nuggets.  Very tiny, some would say a ‘nugget’.  But solid.  ‘Pacers’?   Sounds strong to me.  The Heat is strong.  So strong, they can wipe out COVID like a miracle.  Magic and Wizards?   Could be fake, but they sound strong.  ‘jazz’ ?  Not as strong as Kid Rock, but still...

white Sox and Red Sox?  Not as strong as the Indians.  But you know who is?   The Twins!  Despite Minneapolis’ bullshit, the Twins are twice as strong as any team.  
 

and when they come for the Redskins and their strong name and heritage, they may as well come for the Browns too!  Because that’s a strong name!   And we all know what it means!  

[BabaYaga 15674]

5 minutes ago, Lobo said:

they may as well come for the Browns too!  Because that’s a strong name!   And we all know what it means!  

[NTVTXN 1439]

1 hour ago, 'stache said:

 

RIP Crazy Ray. It would have been nice if they named him the official mascot and named a successor when he passed away. I agree that Rowdy sucks balls.

Freaking THIS. RIP Crazy Ray. 
and FUJJ.

[Foggy Notion 1203]

I got to meet Crazy Ray back in the 90s when he made an appearance at a facility for delinquent youth that my dad ran. Super nice guy. He gave me a whistle like the one that he used at games. It was a little piece of gray vinyl with a piece of clear plastic on one edge. You put it on your tongue and when you blew out air, it made the whistling noise just like Crazy Ray. I wore that thing out.

Hits close to home...

[DiceHands 349]

How about the Washington Giant Fucking Pussies?

[Mdhorn 6167]

Target, Nike, FedEx and others have withdrawn their merch.  Now several minority owners are looking to sell their shares.  Yeesh.  Congrats Snyder, you dumb sack of crap.  And f'k the buckeyes--that name isn't happening either.  Additionally, I don't think there's an uglier stadium than FedEx field.  

[Guest Lobo]

Some of y'all do realize that dozens of franchises over the last century+ have changed their names for myriad reasons.  Would it help if they weren't changing their franchise name due to political pressure, or even sponsorship pressure, but simply because their name sucks?  My great-grandfather didn't bitch and moan when the Chicago Orphans became the Chicago Cubs.  Philadelphia changed from the Quakers to the Phillies out of respect for the Quaker faith.  Nobody got all jammed up about it.  I haven't seen this many vaginas chose to die on a hill since Lilith Fair had that one ill-advised festival Mt. McKinley.  

[mdmost 44338]

Yeah but if you let the corporations, err SJWs, win on this one, they'll next want other franchises to change their names. Think of all that slipperiness. 

[MadBurgerMaker 404]

Welcome to AT&T Stadium.  Now please give a round of applause for the Exxon-Mobil Cheerleaders as they welcome YOUR! KIMBERLY CLARK! COOOWBOYS!"

Edited July 7, 2020 by MadBurgerMaker
ATT Stadium, not Center

[GTX Horn 1725]

The Washington Karens. Next up?

[Surly Bevo 25966]

5 minutes ago, GTX Horn said:

The Washington Karens. Next up?

The Philadelphia Douchebags are going to fuck the Washington Karens in the ass.

[BradInATX 9208]

Here are the SJWs forcing woke culture down America's throat on this one. Get 'em!

 

 

[CDAK 216]

Is there a connection between the Redtails and the city of DC?  

[Valmy77 13632]

5 minutes ago, CDAK said:

Is there a connection between the Redtails and the city of DC?  

There is. Their commander, Benjamin Davis, was from DC. Not a huge connection but there it is.

[irishtexan 11712]

It’s almost as if continuing to stubbornly use a blatantly racist mascot has made the team’s continued use of the name unprofitable. So basically, we can blame (or celebrate) good old fashioned American capitalism. Those goddamn social justice warriors and their love of capitalism!

[ousux 5652]

Maryland Morons

 

/fin

 

 

[ousux 5652]

Too close to redasses, aggy probably has it trademarked

 

[tx 3 putt 79034]

17 hours ago, Murfdogg21 said:

Animal mascots only from now on!!1!1!!

if it casts a shadow, it can't be a mascot 

[Guest]

2 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

if it casts a shadow, it can't be a mascot 

What if it's cloudy?

[Scholz 12331]

What if they went full on high school and were the Bulldogs or Wildcats.  That would be terrible and funny.

[Mileslong 4816]

Washington Redtails

[Dutchrudder 11273]

Every time this discussion comes up, I always have the same suggestion:

The Washington Red Coats

Then they can move the team to London in a couple years, and they won't have to change a thing!

[Longboard Horn 41556]

Welp, guess it's time to promote the DC Defenders from the XFL

Problem solved.