Washington DC's NFL franchise to get a new name

[Pato del Muerto 52338]

On 7/9/2020 at 11:11 PM, Helobious said:

Minor league baseball does team names right, and wish other sports would follow. A team name should be creative, memorable, unique, and why not funny. I think fans identify more with those names too. No team in the history of Earth has ever gone, “oh shit we’re playing the Tigers today! Tigers are scary animals I but this team is scary”. People put too much stock in having a “strong” team name. 

Washington Wabbits

[Player 4575]

Washington Watergators

[Saint Tacky 1610]

On 7/9/2020 at 6:35 PM, youdunnf'dup said:

So apparently the leader in the clubhouse is the Washington Warriors. Lame

Washington Riffs

 

[RoundRobin 828]

Yeah, right!

Edited July 11, 2020 by RoundRobin
Abort

[Guest Lobo]

Didn't Patty Smyth chime in on this East Coast "Warriors" shit?  

[Dnaguy 11769]

On 7/10/2020 at 1:49 PM, HornsOverIthaca said:

Washington Marion Barrys.

Hail to the Barrys!
Hail Victory!
Bitch set me up!
Fight for old D.C.!
Puff, pass, score— It’s crack that we want a lot more!
Beat ‘em, Reelect-tion,
City council! -- Let the elections soar!
Fight on, fight on 'Til you have won
Sons of Wash-ing-ton. Rah!, Rah!, Rah!
Hail to the BArry’s!
Hail Victory!
Bitch set me up!
Fight for old D.C.!

[notre dame joe 172]

On 7/10/2020 at 11:49 AM, HornsOverIthaca said:

Washington Marion Barrys.

I understand the stadium has need of a statue.

[MNLonghornFUKM 8799]

RIP redskins

[Grade of D as in David 13253]

Wapo reporting name will be dropped tomorrow morning

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Two people with knowledge of the team’s plans said Sunday that the preferred replacement name is tied up in a trademark fight, which is why the team can’t announce the new name Monday.

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In the July 4 interview, Rivera said he and Snyder had come up with two names that Rivera really liked. He did not reveal the names but said he wanted to talk with Native American and military organizations to make sure that the new name properly honored both.

Windtalkers?

[UTGrad98 2257]

I'm hearing it's the Washington Wookies and Lucas is pissed 

[HornsOverIthaca 2333]

Wild Weasels

[UDontKnow 10439]

1 hour ago, Grade of D as in David said:

Wapo reporting name will be dropped tomorrow morning

Windtalkers?

If so, there will definitely be fart jokes.

[UDontKnow 10439]

On 7/11/2020 at 10:14 AM, Pato del Muerto said:

Washington Wabbits

Only if Elmer Fudd is their mascot.

[Macanudo 12925]

Washington Colt Would Have Beaten 'Bama's

[Mortimer 88]

Washington Redwolves - Excellent

 

Washington Warriors- Okay, I guess

 

Washington Redtails = Washington Split Tail (no thanks)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[MirrOlure 14618]

Washington Americans?

[Onboard 2.0 9083]

On 7/9/2020 at 7:35 PM, youdunnf'dup said:

So apparently the leader in the clubhouse is the Washington Warriors. Lame

What's lame about it ?  What's so great about Jets, Browns, Colts, Dolphins for god sake..... DOLPHINS !!  

Seems like a fine name to suck to for the next 50 years ....

[Elmer_Fudd 22101]

7 hours ago, UDontKnow said:

Only if Elmer Fudd is their mascot.

That'll work!  

[Sgt Hulk 13644]

Woke up this morning feeling less racism today and slept great last nights. 

[CooterBrown 17904]

They should honor their music scene and go with the Washington Fugazis or Bad Brains.

[Dennis Taylor 18700]

using the old logo on the official announcement was kinda strange 

[Dnaguy 11769]

36 minutes ago, Dennis Taylor said:

using the old logo on the official announcement was kinda strange 

 

It makes me almost think that they may start this process, then take it back.

Bunch of Indian giv......

[Longboard Horn 40122]

Call themselves the DC Comics. Batman can be their mascot. 

[Fuck Tim Beck 3806]

The Washington Red Tampons has a nice ring to it 

[stone oak 639]

1 hour ago, Dennis Taylor said:

using the old logo on the official announcement was kinda strange 

they should consult aggy for counsel on their "100 year decision"

[Dnaguy 11769]

1 hour ago, Dennis Taylor said:

Indian removal act of 2020

[CockadoodleHorn 40]

47 minutes ago, Fuck Tim Beck said:

The Washington Red Tampons has a nice ring to it 

Yeah, Only good for one period and have no second string

[SwanderedTalent 5761]

1 hour ago, Dennis Taylor said:

using the old logo on the official announcement was kinda strange 

it would be funny if they tried to keep saying "we're thinking about it" all the way through the season

[n64ra 1076]

10 hours ago, Mortimer said:

Washington Redwolves - Excellent

 

Washington Warriors- Okay, I guess

 

Washington Redtails = Washington Split Tail (no thanks)

 

How is Redwolves excellent? Sounds rather generic.

[Pam Cummings 9567]

Apparently some douchebag realtor filed trademarks on all the possible name replacements. Is that seriously legal?

 

We used to make shit in this country....../frank sobotka

[Leeroy Jenkins 2387]

I hope that MF'er gets outed.  Fuck people.  

Edited July 13, 2020 by Leeroy Jenkins

[GhostofDanJones 336]

Call them the Washington Corrupt Politicians. No CR

[Valmy77 13093]

2 minutes ago, GhostofDanJones said:

Call them the Washington Corrupt Politicians. No CR

Well I mean at least the politicians usually come from somewhere else. Maybe the Washington Corrupt Bureaucrats. 

[Rockethorn1978 6061]

It's gonna end up being some XFL name. Washington Sabercats or something like that.

[UDontKnow 10439]

1 hour ago, Longboard Horn said:

Call themselves the DC Comics. Batman can be their mascot. 

Washington Wonder Women?

['stache 21756]

Washington Wacists

[Doc Reeves 6434]

Obviously it has to be bazooka sharks. 
 

 

[Player 4575]

2 hours ago, Dennis Taylor said:

using the old logo on the official announcement was kinda strange 

Washington Filibusters it is then. 

[Horn80 6075]

Washington Snakes

Edited July 13, 2020 by Horn80

[HornOnTheBayou 8881]

1 hour ago, Pam Cummings said:

Apparently some douchebag realtor filed trademarks on all the possible name replacements. Is that seriously legal?

 

We used to make shit in this country....../frank sobotka

Usually I would agree with you, but this person is fucking with Dan Snyder. So to them, I say:

[Dnaguy 11769]

Washington Redo's

[Mileslong 4712]

Washington Tatonka and they can start a rivalry with the Bills. 

And at the snack bar they can serve corn dogs or what my people call maize dogs...

['stache 21756]

There was apparently a Washington Senators football team a long time ago. Would they need rights from the Twins and Rangers, even though it is a different sport?

[BonzoMontreaux 1033]

Washington (Always in the) Red.

[SwanderedTalent 5761]

maybe someone could trademark every single possible name in existence, other than those already trademarked, thus preserving Redskins!!!! or possibly clownpenis.fart, let them have that if they must

[Deej 76542]

4 hours ago, n64ra said:

How is Redwolves excellent? Sounds rather generic.

How about the Redd Foxx's?

 

[Dnaguy 11769]

36 minutes ago, Deej said:

How about the Redd Foxx's?

 

 

Logo

 

[deter 313]

Washington Handouts

[Doc Reeves 6434]

7 hours ago, Pam Cummings said:

Apparently some douchebag realtor filed trademarks on all the possible name replacements. Is that seriously legal?

 

We used to make shit in this country....../frank sobotka

Easy fix.

Washington Senators1

[demos 2992]