Things you really just don't get...

[immortal13 4059]

On 7/13/2020 at 12:32 PM, RDCanecutter said:

The "King Ranch" trucks crack me up. Are you a part-owner, slumming while not in your private jet to Buenos Aires for lunch? Or are you a servant, a snooty one, running errands for your King Ranch masters?

Have you ever been in one?

[Underdog 28627]

2 hours ago, PRONG HORN said:

Motorboat.gif

White t-shirt mentally taking notes. 

[ABSR 5311]

7 hours ago, Cheeseweasel said:

Because you touch yourself at night.

You are Jesus!

[RollLeft 5045]

5 hours ago, PRONG HORN said:

I've never seen South Austin's mom with the lights on before. 

[mulletpelini 5211]

Kinda wishing you still hadn't

[RDCanecutter 26433]

15 hours ago, immortal13 said:

Have you ever been in one?

You bought one, didn't you?

[immortal13 4059]

24 minutes ago, RDCanecutter said:

You bought one, didn't you?

No but I want one lol

[RDCanecutter 26433]

3 minutes ago, immortal13 said:

No but I want one lol

Well then, there's something you get that I do not. Ain't no biggy.

[RDCanecutter 26433]

17 hours ago, PRONG HORN said:

1, x, x, x

[RDCanecutter 26433]

16 hours ago, RollLeft said:

When the voice of the navigation app says HOWston instead of Houston!  Fucking yankees!

Back when my wife got a Garmin a million years ago, I set the voice to Danish.

[deadshank 24652]

Driving behind someone as both they and you pull in from a busy street and into a parking lot only to have the idiot person in front of you come to a  full stop and leaving you hanging out into the street while the idiot decides "uh, hey, uh, err, uh, where'ma going?  I thort derr were a Chik-fil-a here.  I hazz coupon for nuggarts."

 

GTFOOTW!!!

[Droopy 2626]

On 7/15/2020 at 2:57 PM, Cheeseweasel said:

Because you touch yourself at night.

This is my response anytime there is a pause after someone asks a why question. It's involuntary at this point and i can't stop myself from doing it. It makes me laugh inside every time.

[Onboard 2.0 9083]

12 minutes ago, Droopy said:

This is my response anytime there is a pause after someone asks a why question. It's involuntary at this point and i can't stop myself from doing it. It makes me laugh inside every time.

Faaaaaaaaascinatin'

[Cheeseweasel 26438]

12 minutes ago, Droopy said:

This is my response anytime there is a pause after someone asks a why question. It's involuntary at this point and i can't stop myself from doing it. It makes me laugh inside every time.

We are all 12 year old boys at heart.

(insert fart joke)

[nnm 36395]

25 minutes ago, Cheeseweasel said:

We are all 12 year old boys at heart.

(insert fart joke)

Ok

 

[ulukinatme 1763]

On 7/15/2020 at 2:42 AM, mulletpelini said:

I think Pringles original intention was to make tennis balls

RIP

Edited July 16, 2020 by ulukinatme

[mulletpelini 5211]

3 hours ago, deadshank said:

Driving behind someone as both they and you pull in from a busy street and into a parking lot only to have the idiot person in front of you come to a  full stop and leaving you hanging out into the street while the idiot decides "uh, hey, uh, err, uh, where'ma going?  I thort derr were a Chik-fil-a here.  I hazz coupon for nuggarts."

 

GTFOOTW!!!

Now I blame that on you, they're paying attention to what is going on in front of them, not behind.  You saw what you were driving into.....

I get irritated at the ass end hanging in the street blocking my way!

[HOOKEM4 5036]

17 minutes ago, mulletpelini said:

Now I blame that on you, they're paying attention to what is going on in front of them, not behind.  You saw what you were driving into.....

I get irritated at the ass end hanging in the street blocking my way!

This is a stupid take even for you, which is saying something. Go post more tits.

[tfoolry 8212]

19 hours ago, BurntEyes said:

Hey poor, you don't have to be poor anymore, Jesus is here!

Don’t tell the Devil.  

[PRONG HORN 3146]

 

[Hate 20108]

#6 has some great tits!

[mulletpelini 5211]

5 hours ago, HOOKEM4 said:

This is a stupid take even for you.

talk about things I just don't get

[CooterBrown 18010]

 

Is this broadcast on the Ocho?

[Moby Ric 2058]

On 7/13/2020 at 12:32 PM, RDCanecutter said:

The "King Ranch" trucks crack me up. Are you a part-owner, slumming while not in your private jet to Buenos Aires for lunch? Or are you a servant, a snooty one, running errands for your King Ranch masters?

Sorry you can't afford one.  I love mine.

['stache 21814]

On 7/15/2020 at 11:35 AM, Cheeseweasel said:

In 50 years, kids will think cursive is some ancient language

 

On 7/15/2020 at 12:06 PM, RDCanecutter said:

fify bc idk where tf u have been...

The kids are right. What's the fucking point of cursive anymore? Was it really faster for people to write that way? Maybe when we were using feathers and ink and it was needed to write while keeping the pen to paper the whole time. But why now? Is it worth the extra time you might theoretically save to deal with words that are often illegible? 

['stache 21814]

On 7/15/2020 at 2:40 PM, SimonBolivar said:

The core beliefs of Christianity

Why? Why does an omnipotent god have to sacrifice anything for the 2nd part of the sentence to be true? And how did he give up his son (who is also/and also isn't himself) if said son is now in heaven with his father?

 

Edited July 17, 2020 by 'stache

[Cheeseweasel 26438]

16 minutes ago, 'stache said:

The kids are right. What's the fucking point of cursive anymore?

And fuck my 4 years of Latin.

[RDCanecutter 26433]

10 minutes ago, Cheeseweasel said:

And fuck my 4 years of Latin.

Oh look at Mr. Fancy Latin Class Pants.

I learned my Latin in the streets, yo.

 

PS: You're lucky. I took Basic and Fortran classes.

Edited July 17, 2020 by RDCanecutter

[Underdog 28627]

The Onion. 

[Cheeseweasel 26438]

14 minutes ago, RDCanecutter said:

Oh look at Mr. Fancy Latin Class Pants.

I learned my Latin in the streets, yo.

PS: You're lucky. I took Basic and Fortran classes.

Arma virumque cano, Troiae qui primus ab oris. 35 years later and I still remember the opening from the Aeneid. 

And yeah. I took Fortran too. Engineers YO!

 

 

[RDCanecutter 26433]

Hold my cerevisiam, here goes: Omnia Gallia in tres partes divisa est.

D'oh. It's really

omnia gallia divisa est in partes tres

 

I bet the rank-and-file said it my way.

Fortran was 3% of the reason I did not become an Engineer. The other 97% had something to do with being lazy as hell.

[Cheeseweasel 26438]

9 minutes ago, RDCanecutter said:

Hold my cerevisiam, here goes: Omnia Gallia in tres partes divisa est.

D'oh. It's really

omnia gallia divisa est in partes tres

 

I bet the rank-and-file said it my way.

Fortran was 3% of the reason I did not become an Engineer. The other 97% had something to do with being lazy as hell.

It's probably the first one, est (is) is the verb. Latin word order calls for the verb at the end. 

And yeah, I guess Gaul is divided in three parts, but none of that matters in MMXX 

[RDCanecutter 26433]

13 minutes ago, Cheeseweasel said:

It's probably the first one, est (is) is the verb. Latin word order calls for the verb at the end. 

And yeah, I guess Gaul is divided in three parts, but none of that matters in MMXX 

That's what I thought too, but the second version was the one Caesar wrote. Damn Roman tryna flex on me.

I read somewhere that half the things we "know" about Latin, like verbs coming last, was actually made up by old-timey schoolteachers while they caned and buggered students way back when.

[Cheeseweasel 26438]

That wouldn't shock me at all. Latin was torture.

I'm glad they stabbed Caesar. Wish they'd done it sooner. If the Roman empire was smaller, Latin would have had less of an impact on the world.

['stache 21814]

All I know is that I plan to carpe some diems, byatch.

[Cheeseweasel 26438]

10 minutes ago, 'stache said:

All I know is that I plan to carpe some diems, byatch.

[Guest Lobo]

My philosophy has always been per carpitas diem.

[Cheeseweasel 26438]

9 minutes ago, Lobo said:

My philosophy has always been per carpitas diem.

I remember working for a flooring company and getting reimbursed for expenses. I enjoyed the carpet per diem check.

[PRONG HORN 3146]

[Guest]

Finally...a meeting with no stupid questions.

[wd40 1976]

[Underdog 28627]

Always got to rep a Jaws ref. 

Blonde in 2nd row is ready to party.  I'm down. 

[Droopy 2626]

11 minutes ago, PRONG HORN said:

x, x, 2, 5

1, x, 6, x

x, 3, 4, x

[Underdog 28627]

Stephen King

[NeverMarryAStripper 21907]

The guy in the van sure did

[RDCanecutter 26433]

18 hours ago, PRONG HORN said:

The photo's old enough that a couple of those guys have likely keeled over by now.

Imagine being next of kin, cleaning out his stuff, and finding that doll.

Is it incest when you fuck it?

[Underdog 28627]

Only if you get caught, per friend of course.  

[Sawbonz 27556]

On 7/15/2020 at 7:22 PM, PRONG HORN said:

I believe the children are our future 

[Prepuce of Doom 21072]

On 7/17/2020 at 5:26 PM, PRONG HORN said:

I love the variety of "technology" in this picture - it's like when only some people had a smartphone. 

[52-80 19155]

How people live with a dirty/messy car.  I mean the filthy interior full of French fries and trash and water stains...