Things you really just don't get...

[Scheiss Meister 8407]

7 hours ago, Patricio Swayze said:

Not trying to make this thread political, because honestly I would not get this regardless of the candidate. What the fuck is wrong with people? I took this in line at Truth BBQ.

For some it has moved beyond passionate support to worship.  Wierds me the fuck out.  Like Patricio, that would be so, no matter the candidate. 

[Underdog 28633]

Derka will try and sell those on here...  game used. 

[Patricio Swayze 17058]

For some it has moved beyond passionate support to worship.  Wierds me the fuck out.  Like Patricio, that would be so, no matter the candidate. 

It’s become a team sport where people blindly cheer for their side to win at any cost. It’s really, really weird.

[Guest Lobo]

I don't own any articles of clothing with my own children's names on them and I love them more than I thought possible.  

I have I have a few shirts with the names of bands I love on them.  But in fairness to my children, I bought them before we had kids.

I cannot imagine owning an article of clothing with the name of someone I've never met on it.  Someone I don't love, and who I know for sure doesn't love me.  

What a weird void in your life to fill with some assholes' name on your shoes.  I guess I own a lot of gear with the Longhorn logo or "University of Texas" printed on it.  But I care about that place and it cares about me back.  I guess that's the differentiator.  It's the battered wife syndrome all over again, guy shits on you at every turn, but tells that you're special and next time is gonna be different and you'll lie all day long for him to friends and authorities because he also bought you a really nice pair of shoes.  

Edited October 31, 2020 by Lobo

[Armybrat 40844]

Same as the idiots who paste campaign stickers all over their vehicles and signs in their yards. 

[Armybrat 40844]

Damn, misspelled idoits. I must be dyslexic.

[Bender Bending Rodriguez 1678]

3 hours ago, Armybrat said:

Same as the idiots who paste campaign stickers all over their vehicles and signs in their yards. 

There’s a neighborhood out here in the Atascocita/Kingwood area with a few streets where every house has 10+ signs. One street in particular has a house with a sign for every single Democratic candidate and the house directly across the street has a gigantic banner stretched between trees that reads, “VOTE REPUBLICAN” pointed right at the democratic voting house. What a unnecessarily miserable environment to live in. 

[Armybrat 40844]

No kidding, but I might put my Kinky Friedman For Governor sign out front just for the heck of it 

 

Edited October 31, 2020 by Armybrat

[Patricio Swayze 17058]

My apologies if this thread goes south, but since we have moved on to ridiculous signs, my brother took this in his neighborhood in northwest Houston. Blows my mind.

[NeverMarryAStripper 21907]

No kidding, but I might put my Kinky Friedman For Governor sign out front just for the heck of it 

 

[Armybrat 40844]

Interesting baseball. 

[deter 314]

Best yard sign that I have seen.  

 

2020  ANY FUNCTIONING ADULT

[Guest Lobo]

57 minutes ago, Armybrat said:

Interesting baseball. 

Appropriate since Buzz Aldrin had giant balls to be a gemini test pilot.  And if you look at the reflection, appropriate since Aldrin was half Jewish.  

[Onboard 2.0 9083]

49 minutes ago, deter said:

Best yard sign that I have seen.  

 

2020  ANY FUNCTIONING ADULT

We are shit out of luck on that one.

[DallasHorn26 586]

I passed a house the other day that had a Trump banner stretched across the entire roof. They also had taken a Biden sign and had a picture of someone pissing attached to it. (No cr).

[NeverMarryAStripper 21907]

and these types of people have just as much say over who runs the country as everyone else

[Hpara759 1778]

54 minutes ago, DallasHorn26 said:

I passed a house the other day that had a Trump banner stretched across the entire roof. They also had taken a Biden sign and had a picture of someone pissing attached to it. (No cr).

What's not to get with that

[Doc Reeves 6434]

So what sadomasochistic fuck twat at the Honest Corp came up with the engineering on their apple juice packets?

Seriously? If you’re going to make a Capri-Sun packet- then make the gotdamn hole too.

Every time I give my kids one it’s fucking hell. Either the shitty straw can’t puncture the top of the packet and bends so I have to find scissors or use my teeth to make a tiny hole to shove the crippled straw thru, or when it does work it shoots apple juice in my face or spills everywhere. 

Fuck you Jessica Alba.

 

[NWBuck 8565]

14 hours ago, deter said:

Best yard sign that I have seen.  

2020  ANY FUNCTIONING ADULT

[Scheiss Meister 8407]

10 hours ago, NWBuck said:

Hey, now, none of that!  I don't want some watery tart to lob a scimitar at me and put me in charge of this shitshow lunatic asylum.

[Cheeseweasel 26438]

9 minutes ago, Scheiss Meister said:

Hey, now, none of that!  I don't want some watery tart to lob a scimitar at me and put me in charge of this shitshow lunatic asylum.

[Scheiss Meister 8407]

1 hour ago, Cheeseweasel said:

Here we see a prime example of the repression inherent in the system.

[Cheeseweasel 26438]

6 minutes ago, Scheiss Meister said:

Here we see a prime example of the repression inherent in the system.

BE QUIET

[tbone_ 14123]

and these types of people have just as much say over who runs the country as everyone else

Herein lies the fatal flaw of Democracy.

[Kyle 207]

Gym littering ... I do not get why the gym is full of the used paper towels from cleaning the equipment ... seems like at the gym out to have the energy to walk it over to the trash can, but I find wadded up paper towels all over the gym every time.

[Onboard 2.0 9083]

4 hours ago, Cheeseweasel said:

BE QUIET

oow made king ?

[Scheiss Meister 8407]

That reminds me, I don't get people who don't find Monte Python funny.

[Knoxtnhorn 5976]

There are shows I like.  There are shows with which I'm neutral.  There are shows I abhor, but understand the appeal to others (talk shows, daytime tv, American Idol, etc...)

But, I will never, EVER understand this stupid Masked Singer shit.  

[Cheeseweasel 26438]

12 hours ago, Scheiss Meister said:

That reminds me, I don't get people who don't find Monte Python funny.

[Steamboat1874 4063]

16 hours ago, Kyle said:

Gym littering ... I do not get why the gym is full of the used paper towels from cleaning the equipment ... seems like at the gym out to have the energy to walk it over to the trash can, but I find wadded up paper towels all over the gym every time.

People that think they need to go to a gym especially during a pandemic.

Will never understand it.

[deadshank 24653]

On 10/31/2020 at 7:38 AM, Scheiss Meister said:

For some it has moved beyond passionate support to worship.  Wierds me the fuck out.  Like Patricio, that would be so, no matter the candidate. 

 

On 10/31/2020 at 9:26 AM, Patricio Swayze said:

It’s become a team sport where people blindly cheer for their side to win at any cost. It’s really, really weird.

People that invest so much of their lives and precious time wringing their hands, gnashing their teeth and staying up nights over the likes of Trump, Biden and any “you name ‘em” other politician.   Do they really understand they are expending this energy, time and emotion on politicians?  Yes, POLITICIANS.  Politicians lie to you, flip flop, screw you, line their own pockets and pay heed to the money that got them into their positions.  
 

....and they play you like a fool.   
 

But my politics!!!!!  Aaargh-uhh.   
 

[ztejas 43448]

19 hours ago, tbone_ said:

Herein lies the fatal flaw of Democracy.

 

[gsoda3 3261]

dunno if i'm mentioned this one before but it's about that time of year again.  will ferrell.  

[Guest]

Breastaurants and the like.

Am i there for the food?  the scenery?  am I wrong for staring?

Overpriced food/ drink without the lapdance.  Makes no sense at all.

Edited November 4, 2020 by slorch

[Onboard 2.0 9083]

12 minutes ago, slorch said:

Breastaurants and the like.

Am i there for the food?  the scenery?  am I wrong for staring?

Overpriced food/ drink without the lapdance.  Makes no sense at all.

If they're trying to keep you from looking at the food, that's a hint..

[hookemATL 11734]

4 hours ago, slorch said:

Breastaurants and the like.

Am i there for the food?  the scenery?  am I wrong for staring?

Overpriced food/ drink without the lapdance.  Makes no sense at all.

This. The food is dogshit and if you are there for the scenery there are better ways to get what you are looking for.

[52-80 19157]

9 hours ago, slorch said:

Breastaurants and the like.

Am i there for the food?  the scenery?  am I wrong for staring?

Overpriced food/ drink without the lapdance.  Makes no sense at all.

not sure what youre talking about

 

can you post some pics for reference?

[Longboard Horn 40323]

Guys that get married wearing jeans and cowboy boots. Seriously, wtf is up with that? We are in the south, but I’ve never understood the fascination. Shit seems tacky to me. Wear a suit or tux like everyone else. 

[52-80 19157]

9 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

Guys that get married wearing jeans and cowboy boots. Seriously, wtf is up with that? We are in the south, but I’ve never understood the fascination. Shit seems tacky to me. Wear a suit or tux like everyone else. 

 

 

[Guest]

9 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

Guys that get married wearing jeans and cowboy boots. Seriously, wtf is up with that? We are in the south, but I’ve never understood the fascination. Shit seems tacky to me. Wear a suit or tux like everyone else. 

You answered your own question.  and no, I'm not that guy either.  Traditional tux here...

[Longboard Horn 40323]

People that wear sweaters and/or hoodies in the summer when it's 100 plus degrees outside. 

[deadshank 24653]

13 minutes ago, Longboard Horn said:

People that wear sweaters and/or hoodies in the summer when it's 100 plus degrees outside. 

Gotta  keep the heroin residue  in the sweat next to the skin.

[tbone_ 14123]

People that wear sweaters and/or hoodies in the summer when it's 100 plus degrees outside. 

My 14 yo says dad there are two kinds of weather. Hoodie weather and the kind of weather where you wear a hoodie anyway.

[markstanco 12577]

36 minutes ago, deadshank said:

Gotta  keep the heroin residue  in the sweat next to the skin.

If my 12 year old is doing heroin I may have a problem with that. 

[deadshank 24653]

1 minute ago, markstanco said:

If my 12 year old is doing heroin I may have a problem with that. 

She not sharing with the old man?

[mininghorn88 2290]

1 hour ago, Longboard Horn said:

People that wear sweaters and/or hoodies in the summer when it's 100 plus degrees outside. 

This plus driving or riding in a car with a hoodie on.

[markstanco 12577]

59 minutes ago, deadshank said:

She not sharing with the old man?

He is identifying as a she now? 

[elfenix 34240]

You shouldn't out people, deadshank

[956 Worldwide 34715]

Grown ups going to Disney parks without kids. Double weird if it’s your honeymoon.

[Doze 1322]

53 minutes ago, 956 Worldwide said:

Grown ups going to Disney parks without kids. Double weird if it’s your honeymoon.

Omg, I had a male employee that was into Disney.  His wife (they had no kids) was into it too.  They even had a timeshare at Disney world & every single vacay was there with NO kids.   There is obviously some sort of mental disorder.  I’m pretty open minded , but it’s fckg creepy as hell to see it in person.  Don’t leave your kid alone with these people.