Things you really just don't get...

[Sbbruin 21853]

I don't get you people. This guy is dating one of the moms on our water polo team. Burnt orange shirt, cargo shorts, flip flops, and a cowboy hat. FFS.

[Prepuce of Doom 21073]

You got busted taking that picture by the Squatty Potty lady at 2:00.

[Horn Draoi 255]

He’s a traditionalist-felt hat after Labor Day

[NeverMarryAStripper 21907]

I don’t see the problem as long as he doesn’t get on a plane wearing those flip flops

[Horn Draoi 255]

BTW, what exactly do you mean by “you people?”  He’d pass anywhere but church in my little town (or a pasture-grassburrs!)

[ABSR 5312]

3 hours ago, Sbbruin said:

I don't get you people. This guy is dating one of the moms on our water polo team. Burnt orange shirt, cargo shorts, flip flops, and a cowboy hat. FFS.

This guy is dragging prime water polo MILF strange.  Maybe you need to re-think your wardrobe. 

[Zeus 6024]

https://www.ispot.tv/ad/Ovef/marcus-by-goldman-sachs-investing-is-not-a-game-featuring-rosamund-pike

This actress plays an insane crazy cunt who ruthlessly steals money from old people, getting them put in homes and having them basically tortured and killed. All while puffin on a ecig.

Now she's doing ads for Goldman Sachs investing with the same haircut and everything.

[Sbbruin 21853]

2 hours ago, Horn Draoi said:

BTW, what exactly do you mean by “you people?”  He’d pass anywhere but church in my little town (or a pasture-grassburrs!)

I think you answered your own question.

[Sbbruin 21853]

4 hours ago, Prepuce of Doom said:

You got busted taking that picture by the Squatty Potty lady at 2:00.

I just noticed that.  Lulz.

[Cheeseweasel 26438]

15 hours ago, Sbbruin said:

I don't get you people. This guy is dating one of the moms on our water polo team. Burnt orange shirt, cargo shorts, flip flops, and a cowboy hat. FFS.

That's Jim Dickens. 

[High Plains Drifter 11049]

 

Hard to tell, but if he is, Jim Dickens gets bonus points for dipping at the water polo meet

[High Plains Drifter 11049]

12 hours ago, ABSR said:

This guy is dragging prime water polo MILF strange.  Maybe you need to re-think your wardrobe. 

 

nice turn of phrase.

 

[formermav43 4606]

I don’t own a single pair of flip flops, a fishing shirt, or any casual shorts (I have 2 pair for athletic stuff).

[ROFL BOX 6649]

On 9/14/2021 at 10:38 AM, Cheeseweasel said:

That's Jim Dickens. 

That's Charley Crockett.

 

[SHOOTER12 8810]

On 8/4/2021 at 6:27 PM, elfenix said:

Some dude brought his coffee into the men's room at the office. Just set it on the counter as he went for his piss. Thing didn't even have a lid.

More than once in years past I've seen portacans that had signs that stated " No Eating or Food in PortaCan".  Haven't seen one in many years though.

[SHOOTER12 8810]

On 8/17/2021 at 3:32 PM, tbone_ said:

Why do I feel like the LLWS has some sliminess involved that regular old little league back in the day didn’t have?

Because you touch yourself?

[NeverMarryAStripper 21907]

Because the players all have porn staches?

[Onboard 2.0 9083]

1 hour ago, formermav43 said:

I don’t own a single pair of flip flops, a fishing shirt, or any casual shorts (I have 2 pair for athletic stuff).

Sucks to be you....

[NeverMarryAStripper 21907]

You must have really ugly legs and feet

[formermav43 4606]

53 minutes ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

You must have really ugly legs and feet

You're not my type anyway.

[luke duke 6413]

I don’t own a single pair of flip flops, a fishing shirt, or any casual shorts (I have 2 pair for athletic stuff).

You sound like an asshole.

[ROFL BOX 6649]

5 hours ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

You must have really ugly legs and feet

Me, my feet are OK but my legs are hideous stems.

[elfenix 34240]

I don’t own a single pair of flip flops, a fishing shirt, or any casual shorts (I have 2 pair for athletic stuff).

You probably don't have a lifted F-350 either

[hundredTT 578]

How the fuck is Baseball not even in the post season yet??? My God, even basketball is about to fucking start. I’m sure it’s always been like this, but I honestly forgot baseball was even going on still until I heard radio people taking about it earlier…

[NorthLoop 14203]

Because it's not October yet? 

[Onboard 2.0 9083]

2 hours ago, NorthLoop said:

Because it's not October yet? 

Surrrrrprise.........

[jetsfan76 713]

I'll never understand why they call it "latin" America. The ancient Italian tribe never set foot in the new world. If you're going to tell me language, is France "latin" Europe? Is America "germanic" America? I'm also drinking.

[nnm 36405]

7 hours ago, jetsfan76 said:

I'll never understand why they call it "latin" America. The ancient Italian tribe never set foot in the new world. If you're going to tell me language, is France "latin" Europe? Is America "germanic" America? I'm also drinking.

Because we speak Latin. Man, you’re dumb. 

Edited September 17, 2021 by nnm

[NorthLoop 14203]

Quid? 

[Onboard 2.0 9083]

2 minutes ago, NorthLoop said:

Quid? 

I love fried quid.....

[Cheeseweasel 26438]

3 hours ago, nnm said:

Because we speak Latin. Man, you’re dumb. 

Res ipsa loquitur

[Shoxthemonkey 1981]

11 minutes ago, NorthLoop said:

Quid? 

pro crow

[Paco 1934]

Quid? 

Bout a buck thirty eight

[nnm 36405]

24 minutes ago, Paco said:

1 hour ago, NorthLoop said:

Quid? 

Bout a buck thirty eight

Cmon man, the answer is always tree fiddy, regardless of the posted exchange rate. 

[Paco 1934]

Cmon man, the answer is always tree fiddy, regardless of the posted exchange rate. 

That's 2 quid

[Prepuce of Doom 21073]

Just now, Paco said:

4 minutes ago, nnm said:

Cmon man, the answer is always tree fiddy, regardless of the posted exchange rate. 

That's 2 quid

$7 is quad quid. 

[Paco 1934]

This is why I don't like the metric system.

[ROFL BOX 6649]

3 hours ago, Paco said:

This is why I don't like the metric system.

I thought it was because your wife couldn't do the conversion & never understood why you kept saying "Babe, it's 10 cm".

[Underdog 28633]

On 9/15/2021 at 4:23 PM, formermav43 said:

I don’t own a single pair of flip flops, a fishing shirt, or any casual shorts (I have 2 pair for athletic stuff).

You on the left? 

[formermav43 4606]

Yep. Those 2 pairs are both 35 year old, polyester, Bike shorts. And I coached with Joe Gibbs.

[Underdog 28633]

Hi, Coach Pettibone. 

[Knoxtnhorn 5976]

Perhaps I'm in the minority, but I hate listening to coach/owner/GM interviews.  Don't get me wrong.  I get the importance of, say, a press conference.  I'm speaking mainly to sports radio.  I'd prefer the, "Here's a couple of things the coach said to me that are important" over 20 mins of "blah, blah, blah.  We need to play better.  I have confidence in the QB.  The other team is really good.  Etc..."  

[Txslnghrns 1353]

That's Jim Dickens. 

No. That’s Jim Dickskin.

[Underdog 28633]

On 9/14/2021 at 11:38 AM, Cheeseweasel said:

That's Jim Dickens. 

Of Dickens Cider fame? 

[Guest Lobo]

Best served hot.  

[Onboard 2.0 9083]

20 minutes ago, Underdog said:

Of Dickens Cider fame? 

Slip it in cider...

[fattyflattie 4639]

 

[Colonel Sanders 1336]

Female comedians. 

[Guest Lobo]

23 hours ago, Colonel Sanders said:

Female comedians. 

The ones their industry props up like Amy Schumer, Nikki Glazer, and Whitney Cummings, the ones that get insisted upon.  They are not funny.  Amy is a joke thief, Nikki isn't funny, and Whitney is but she reduces herself to the lowest form of comedy---being gross to get cheap laughs.  

Meanwhile, comics like Maria Bamford, Rachel Feinstein, and Iliza Schlesinger are fucking hiliarious who churn out brilliant new set after brilliant new set year after year, and also write for other comics/shows/specials and they get no advancement because they don't play the bullshit game like the first group.  

Ali Wong couldn't hold Tig Notaro's jock strap.  Tiffany Haddish is a funny comedic actress, not a standup.  Sarah Silverman is the most overrated cunt in the business.  

And all of 'em together aren't worth one Chelsea Peretti.  

[Underdog 28633]

Anjelah Johnson is outstanding.  Old school, you have Phyllis Diller, Joan Rivers, Ball, Burnett, Roseanne was great before she blew up(literally/figuratively).  I'd take all of these over the likes of McDonald, Hart, Cook, etc...