Things you really just don't get...

[mulletpelini 5211]

On 8/5/2020 at 1:02 PM, fattyflattie said:

 It came out 9 years before I was born, so the only thing I ever knew of it was some one liners from this guy.  I always thought it was a Tombstone/310 to Yuma/etc type.

Could we hear some of the one liners that he spoked to you?

[fattyflattie 4639]

2 minutes ago, mulletpelini said:

Could we hear some of the one liners that he spoked to you?

His favorite, as I recall, was the "They said you was hung"  "And they were right!" or something of the sorts. 

[mulletpelini 5211]

and then...

[fattyflattie 4639]

I remember a red head with huge tits.  And a horse getting punched.  And something about simple farmers, common clay, morons.  Oh and someone having their pay docked for sleeping on the job.  

[mulletpelini 5211]

and none of that was an an indicator of a comedy?

I'm not getting it.

[fattyflattie 4639]

34 minutes ago, mulletpelini said:

and none of that was an an indicator of a comedy?

I'm not getting it.

I knew it was a comedy after about 5 mins.  I didnt know it was a comedy the 2 years before that, while I was hearing how epic this western was.  So I figured I had missed a HOF western.  But, alas, it was a comedy.  That's all. That's the entire story.  Didnt know it was a comedy, was expecting Tombstone/Yuma, got comedy.  Fin.

[Guest]

some a y'all need a shitload of dimes...

 

to buy a fucking sense of humor.

[Cheeseweasel 26438]

9 hours ago, SHOOTER12 said:

When I was younger, and of course before some serious injuries, I loved running.   I can't tell you why, but enjoyed the hell out of it. Whether it was quick runs on the jobsites, or a casual run on my own time, I loved it.  Sorry I can't explain it.

((Would give anything to be able to do it again.)

Same. Mostly because it gives to time to clear you head. My knees/back continue to tell me those days are behind me. Now I walk & podcast, which isn't the same. Fuck getting old.

[Onboard 2.0 9083]

7 hours ago, fattyflattie said:

I knew it was a comedy after about 5 mins.  I didnt know it was a comedy the 2 years before that, while I was hearing how epic this western was.  So I figured I had missed a HOF western.  But, alas, it was a comedy.  That's all. That's the entire story.  Didnt know it was a comedy, was expecting Tombstone/Yuma, got comedy.  Fin.

I think we've found the problem ...the use of French can be a dead give away....

[fattyflattie 4639]

1 hour ago, Onboard 2.0 said:

I think we've found the problem ...the use of French can be a dead give away....

I used up 50% of my knowledge on it right there. 

[nnm 36396]

11 hours ago, SHOOTER12 said:

When I was younger, and of course before some serious injuries, I loved running.   I can't tell you why, but enjoyed the hell out of it. Whether it was quick runs on the jobsites, or a casual run on my own time, I loved it.  Sorry I can't explain it.

((Would give anything to be able to do it again.)

I get it. Running is like breathing to me. Just part of life, and hard to live without. 
 

Maybe you still can ...

[SHOOTER12 8808]

52 minutes ago, nnm said:

I get it. Running is like breathing to me. Just part of life, and hard to live without. 
 

Maybe you still can ...

Nope, really screwed up amputation with very subpar residual limb, although I can do a really ugly run/fast walk for about 6 steps.

Had I gone ahead and had it amputated in the beginning I definitely think I would be able to run.

Edited August 7, 2020 by SHOOTER12

[Tom 2959]

On 7/10/2020 at 9:50 AM, Underdog said:

Mountain Climbing

Off Roading

Getting high/drunk - I think it's rather childish behavior.  

Heartbreaking to see a gorgeous young lady with a heater.  

 

Have you ever been off roading?  It is kind of awesome if you know what you're doing.  

 

For better or worse, smoking gets less attractive with age.  A young 20-something hottie, smoking doesn't bother me and I'll overlook it.  A 40-plus-year-old smoking seems more gross like somebody who couldn't quit drugs and partying after college.  By then the ashtray smell is usually seeping from their pores.  

[Tom 2959]

On 8/6/2020 at 3:48 AM, 52-80 said:

Running

 

Running is meditative and relaxing for me.  I can't imagine a life where I didn't run.

[Tom 2959]

Tapatalk.  Surly works perfectly fine on an Android Chrome browser.  I don't get why you enjoy making double and triple posts because of that app.

[ztejas 43425]

6 minutes ago, Tom said:

like somebody who couldn't quit drugs and partying after college. 

Didn't get that memo

[Bill Brasky 1447]

the fascination people have with hatch chile season  

[Guest]

11 minutes ago, Bill Brasky said:

the fascination people have with hatch chile season  

I do appreciate the improved smell around the stores doing the roasting just outside the front entrances.  But yeah, why just in August?

[deadshank 24652]

40 minutes ago, Bill Brasky said:

the fascination people have with hatch chile season  

Agreed.  Not that great. 

[nnm 36396]

4 hours ago, slorch said:

I do appreciate the improved smell around the stores doing the roasting just outside the front entrances.  But yeah, why just in August?

Because that’s when the harvest comes in. The towns in central/northern NM are saturated with that wonderful smell this time of year. One of the things I miss the most. And in northern NM, the weather has usually started to turn by mid-August also, so you get crisp mornings, with that distinct chile-roasting smell. Oh, how wonderful it is. 
And of course you can freeze and otherwise preserve it, and just like any other farm product, aren’t restricted to buying or eating it while in season. But the fresh-roasted stuff is by far the best, and August is when the harvest starts rolling in. 
Not everyone likes green chile. I’m ok with that. As for me and my house, we will serve the chile. 

[gail the snail 31]

When I was but a niño my tia would take me to watch them mate, the peppers. The smell, how you say, ano de lobo. Some times I look back on those days and I remember the migrant harvesters, young and old, shuffling through dusty streets to the Hatchery, working long hours in the cara del sol, preserving their heritage. 

[Bama Llama 1450]

Boiled peanuts . . . 

Nossir, I don't like 'em.  Can't imagine why anyone would.  Guess that's why they make Bruton and Garrett.

Sounds I least want to hear, in order:

1.  "War Eagle" in any context;

2.  A human consuming boiled crawfish; and

3. A human consuming boiled peanuts.

[Doc Reeves 6434]

2 hours ago, Bama Llama said:

Boiled peanuts . . . 

2.  A human consuming boiled crawfish

1. With you on that

2. buddy, if you’re at a crawfish boil and sober enough to think about it and break it down, just crack another beer.

Edited August 9, 2020 by Doc Reeves

[ztejas 43425]

8 hours ago, gail the snail said:

When I was but a niño my tia would take me to watch them mate, the peppers. The smell, how you say, ano de lobo. Some times I look back on those days and I remember the migrant harvesters, young and old, shuffling through dusty streets to the Hatchery, working long hours in the cara del sol, preserving their heritage. 

rep for ano de lobo.

30 minutes ago, Doc Reeves said:

buddy, if you’re at a crawfish boil and sober enough to think about it and break it down, just crack another beer.

Or just quit being a silver spoon pussy

[Doc Reeves 6434]

48 minutes ago, ztejas said:

 

Or just quit being a silver spoon pussy

Have crawfish boils become a upper-crust type event? 
 

the only reason I ever went to them is because people don’t call you an alcoholic if there is a pot of crawfish around for some reason

[ztejas 43425]

2 minutes ago, Doc Reeves said:

Have crawfish boils become a upper-crust type event? 
 

the only reason I ever went to them is because people don’t call you an alcoholic if there is a pot of crawfish around for some reason

"Just crack another beer (or quit being a silver spoon pussy)"

You lost me in translation.

[Prepuce of Doom 21072]

It is my unwavering and inflexible opinion that boiled peanuts are just a scam to fleece Yankee/foreign tourists because no sane person would ever buy them twice.

[Brothahorn 10087]

11 hours ago, Bama Llama said:

 

2.  A human consuming boiled crawfish; and

 

I don't remember them as a kid. Maybe we were too poor or too country. But in the last 5 years, everyone I know is batshit crazy about crawfish. Every week, someone is having a damn crawfish boil.

[Onboard 2.0 9083]

5 hours ago, Prepuce of Doom said:

It is my unwavering and inflexible opinion that boiled peanuts are just a scam to fleece Yankee/foreign tourists because no sane person would ever buy them twice.

They suck. They give me symptoms of anaphylactic shock. My throat wants to close up on me when I eat them.  We got great peanuts here in Va. Jumbo, salted from the Virginia Diner.

Edited August 9, 2020 by Onboard 2.0

[hundredTT 578]

Buying an expensive bouquet of flowers that last a few days then die. 

Newspapers. My parents still get the AAS, yet read the news on their phone/watch the local news daily. 

People who can sleep without a fan. 

Shark-week. So hyped up,  yet most of the content is the same every year; well when I watched it years ago. It starts with Tyson vs  a great white tonight, the fuck??

Edited August 9, 2020 by hundredTT

[DalTxHornFan 3101]

1 hour ago, hundredTT said:

People who can sleep without a fan. 

 

Good to know that I'm not alone, brother.

[hundredTT 578]

19 minutes ago, DalTxHornFan said:

Good to know that I'm not alone, brother.

I married apparently the coldest woman in the universe. Many arguments about the fan making it too cold, so we compromised and I bought her some expensive ass down quilt or something, because I can't sleep in stagnant air. Her family is the same, I have to pack a portable fan on visits lol because their rooms don't even have a ceiling fan. And it's a nice home, I don't get it. 

Edited August 10, 2020 by hundredTT

[CooterBrown 18010]

I married apparently the coldest woman in the universe. Many arguments about the fan making it too cold, so we compromised and I bought her some expensive ass down quilt or something, because I can't sleep in stagnant air. Her family is the same, I have to pack a portable fan on visits lol because their rooms don't even have a ceiling fan. And it's a nice home, I don't get it. 

I bought and installed a ceiling fan in a friend’s guest room since we visit once a year.

[Prepuce of Doom 21072]

21 minutes ago, CooterBrown said:

I bought and installed a ceiling fan in a friend’s guest room since we visit once a year.

I've done this but with bidets. 

[Doc Reeves 6434]

2 hours ago, hundredTT said:

I married apparently the coldest woman in the universe. Many arguments about the fan making it too cold, so we compromised and I bought her some expensive ass down quilt or something, because I can't sleep in stagnant air. Her family is the same, I have to pack a portable fan on visits lol because their rooms don't even have a ceiling fan. And it's a nice home, I don't get it. 

Brother dated some Russian chick from the old country. He was forbidden to leave a window open or have a fan while he slept because wind will poison you as you sleep

[gail the snail 31]

1 hour ago, Doc Reeves said:

Brother dated some Russian chick from the old country. He was forbidden to leave a window open or have a fan while he slept because wind will poison you as you sleep

В Советской России окно откроется!

[washparkhorn 9939]

On 8/2/2020 at 5:03 PM, Patricio Swayze said:

Americans that are infatuated with the English royal family. I don’t get it, at all.

If one has ancestors from England or Scotland, go far enough back and most will find Royal ancestry. Those fuckers liked to spread their seed everywhere in the Kingdom (other than Wales - those sheep shaggers). 

[Guest Lobo]

8 hours ago, Doc Reeves said:

Brother dated some Russian chick from the old country. He was forbidden to leave a window open or have a fan while he slept because wind will poison you as you sleep

seinfeldvoice/ "Wind Cancer!"  

[Bookman 4639]

12 hours ago, hundredTT said:

Buying an expensive bouquet of flowers that last a few days then die.

It's like getting married to someone who lasts a few years then dies.

[Cheeseweasel 26438]

12 hours ago, DalTxHornFan said:

Good to know that I'm not alone, brother.

# Team Whitenoise

[52-80 19155]

On 8/10/2020 at 4:41 AM, Doc Reeves said:

Brother dated some Russian chick from the old country. He was forbidden to leave a window open or have a fan while he slept because wind will poison you as you sleep

This superstition is so strong in Korea, they have warning signs on the fans

 

 

The Germans also think AC leads to colds and flus...

[Guest Lobo]

Fucking Germans.  "Hey, let's invade the Soviet Union and endure four long winters.  Shouldn't effect our health.  But hey, shut your Zuhaus A/C off or you'll catch a cold."   

[immortal13 4059]

*affect

[Cheeseweasel 26438]

2 minutes ago, immortal13 said:

*affect

Add that to things I don't get. I fuck up effect/affect every time.

[NeverMarryAStripper 21907]

We should just have one word - eaffect.

[Guest Lobo]

We're discussing spelling/vocabulary and the German invasion of the Soviet Union.  

We have truly crossed over into Grammar Nazis.  

I have no idea where I read it because I was half drunk, but it was this interesting article a few days ago. They plucked tens of thousands of samples from everything from message boards, to comments sections, to social media, to e-newsletters, etc.  We've all obviously read and written more in the last 6 months than we have for probably the 2 entire years before the 2020 pandemic.  Just because there were so many conversations we couldn't have in person, we had more time to read books, etc.  You get the idea.  Anyway, you'd think that our writing would have improved because we had more time, we had more exposure to vocabulary, we needed to be more precise for work purposes, etc.  But nope, we actually somehow got worse.  It also went on to discuss how English  is obviously evolving faster   than ever before with more people speaking it (more cooks in the kitchen, so to speak) and with more people learning it later in life, etc.  And how all the verbal fillers being used "Like, So, Whatever, et. al." and conjugating verbs incorrectly and all the other shit that chaps our hides, it actually takes longer to speak idiotically than it does to speak correctly.  We know that languages change, but they typically become more efficient in the process.  Ours is becoming less efficient as we get dumber and dumber.  Old man yells at cloud, I know.  But seriously listening to most people under 30 nowadays makes my fucking teeth itch.  How can one person use the word "like" 4 times in one sentence and have none of those instances be to describe them having regard for something.  If you can't think of your next word, just don't talk for a moment.  

Alright.........back to things I just really don't get.  Homophobia.  How can a person in the 21st century still think people choose to be gay?  You have to really fucking try to be that ignorant and completely ignore about 70% of the bible.  You think Mayor Lightfoot in Chicago just woke up one day in her 20's and thought, "It is just so goddamn easy to be a black woman in Chicago these days...what can I do to challenge myself?  Oh yeah, I'll throw gay in the mix."  

[Cheeseweasel 26438]

20 minutes ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

We should just have one word - eaffect.

Congratulations, Mr. President. You have my vote.

[Cheeseweasel 26438]

2 minutes ago, Lobo said:

How can a person in the 21st century still think people choose to be gay? 

20 bucks is 20 bucks.

[luke duke 6413]

Brother dated some Russian chick from the old country. He was forbidden to leave a window open or have a fan while he slept because wind will poison you as you sleep

[Guest Lobo]

You have my admiration sir.  I’d be happy to support you at next year’s 5K run/walk.  Please send me the three-prong lapel ribbon in the meantime.  
 

awesome shirt, have some rep. 
 

somewhere out there is an oncology ward  RN who thought to close your hospital room window.  But they weren’t closing a window...they were opening a life.