Almond butter

[Grade of D as in David 13,253]

Almond butter is trash. It's the mashed cauliflower equivalent of nut butter spreads. If truth in advertising laws extended to food it would be renamed almond drippy shapeless goo.

[Zepol87 9,263]

The taste is ok to me but I don't like the consistency. 

[Surly Bevo 25,542]

Cashew butter on the other hand.....

[4th&Five 41,729]

i liked the stuff you would grind yourself at heb but i'm guessing that's probably not happening during covid.  the stuff in jars is trash though.

[Hank_Hill 19,107]

11 hours ago, 4th&Five said:

i liked the stuff you would grind yourself at heb but i'm guessing that's probably not happening during covid.  the stuff in jars is trash though.

And this applies to all nut butters

Edited July 11, 2020 by Hank_Hill

[millhouse 2,710]

Non-Newtonian fluid on top, saw dust on the bottom

[Dutch 4,499]

21 hours ago, 4th&Five said:

i liked the stuff you would grind yourself at heb but i'm guessing that's probably not happening during covid.  the stuff in jars is trash though.

This. The fresh ground at HEB/CM is the only way to eat almond butter. Lasts about two weeks in the pantry and is quite tasty.  I'll sometimes mix 1/3 of the container with the fresh ground honey roasted butter for even more awesomeness.

Edited July 11, 2020 by Dutch

[next2naus 439]

21 hours ago, Zepol87 said:

The taste is ok to me but I don't like the consistency. 

this

[deadshank 24,653]

Almond butter is better than duck butter

[Judge Roybeanbag 11,830]

7 hours ago, deadshank said:

Almond butter is better than duck butter

I’ll have to defer to South Austin’s mom on that. I’ve never sampled either.

[futureman 22,566]

8 hours ago, Dutch said:

I'll sometimes mix 1/3 of the container with the fresh ground honey roasted butter for even more awesomeness.

yeah the mixing is key.  cashews, peanuts, almonds, hazelnuts, pecans, even brazil nuts, throw them in the vitamix, drizzle a bunch of honey over it and grind that shit into heaven.

also, pecan butter is the best individual butter. 

[After irth 1,245]

Almond Oil for the win during sexy time!  Plus, the skin of my junk has never looked younger.

No pics, you savages...

[Grade of D as in David 13,253]

2 hours ago, futureman said:

yeah the mixing is key.  cashews, peanuts, almonds, hazelnuts, pecans, even brazil nuts, throw them in the vitamix, drizzle a bunch of honey over it and grind that shit into heaven.

also, pecan butter is the best individual butter. 

How's the consistency of pecan butter. That's my biggest beef with that almond shit. It's like you could pour it out of the jar.

[futureman 22,566]

31 minutes ago, Grade of D as in David said:

How's the consistency of pecan butter. That's my biggest beef with that almond shit. It's like you could pour it out of the jar.

it varies much like almond butter.  there are some good brands on amazon though.  and good recipes online if you have a decent blender.  add a little sugar to it and it’s like pecan pie butter 👌 

[TwiceHorn 31,707]

21 hours ago, millhouse said:

Non-Newtonian fluid on top, saw dust on the bottom

Thixotropic is the preferred nomenclature.

[Etexhorn13 3,056]

Buncha peanut allergy havin pussies 

[Grade of D as in David 13,253]

4 minutes ago, Etexhorn13 said:

Buncha peanut allergy havin pussies 

Ha, I love peanut butter, but was looking for a change of pace. As soon as I opened up the jar of almond butter and saw that it was separated and I would have to mix it I was suspect. 

[Fat Bastard 625]

There is no better nut butter than H-E-B/cm honey roasted peanut butter. Everything else is fucking trash.