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27 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

Meh.

That doesn't bother me as much as "freeing Europe from Socialism."

 

You picked up on this too.

For those that don't know, this is part of the Holocaust deniers platform.

For now, let's just hope he's a rube.

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So, could we just make a list of things we'd have wanted Doug Jones to do if he kept his seat, and then just pay Tuberville extra to do those same things?

I mean let's rattle a dollar, have somebody in camo mumble what we want with some deep vocal fry. I bet Tommy would be down to play.

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9 hours ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

How is someone this dumb?

 

Well to be fair, AOC made a very similar blunder either just before or just after she was elected the first time.

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I’m going to make it my mission to find out when this jug eared fuck is anywhere within driving distance.

And then I’m gonna show up and heckle his ass.

Problem is he was too scared to show up anywhere that wasn’t full up of morons with money to burn just for the privilege of being in the same room.

But I’m going to try.

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2 minutes ago, Bama Chick said:

I’m going to make it my mission to find out when this jug eared fuck is anywhere within driving distance.

And then I’m gonna show up and heckle his ass.

Problem is he was too scared to show up anywhere that wasn’t full up of morons with money to burn just for the privilege of being in the same room.

But I’m going to try.

You'll be lucky if he even does a telephone town hall with the regular citizens. Cornyn didn't start calling until he thought he was going to lose, and Cruz has never held one that I can recall.

Boobytubey is going to be MIA from here on in unless you've got the stacks.

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15 minutes ago, Bama Chick said:

I’m going to make it my mission to find out when this jug eared fuck is anywhere within driving distance.

And then I’m gonna show up and heckle his ass.

Problem is he was too scared to show up anywhere that wasn’t full up of morons with money to burn just for the privilege of being in the same room.

But I’m going to try.

Or drive around, find shady real estate deals, and let him know about them. He'll do the rest.

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How could somebody this ignorant be elevated to the Senate?

https://www.nytimes.com/2020/11/13/us/tommy-tuberville-fact-check.html

In his first big interview as a senator-elect, Tommy Tuberville, Republican of Alabama, misidentified the three branches of the federal government, claimed erroneously that World War II was a battle against socialism and wrongly asserted that former Vice President Al Gore was president-elect for 30 days.

Mr. Tuberville, a former Auburn University football coach who decisively defeated Senator Doug Jones, a Democrat, last week, gave the remarkable interview to The Alabama Daily News on Thursday after attending orientation for new senators in Washington.

Asked if he thought Republicans could still use their potential Senate majority to pass legislation in divided government, with Democrats controlling the White House and House of Representatives, Mr. Tuberville replied that he had been given a mandate to “help people,” adding, “I don’t care if you’re a Republican or Democrat.”

“Our government wasn’t set up for one group to have all three branches of government — wasn’t set up that way,” Mr. Tuberville said. “You know, the House, the Senate, and the executive.”...

 

That’s concerning to me, that we’re to the point now where we’ve got almost half the country voting for something that this country wasn’t built on,” Mr. Tuberville said. “I tell people, my dad fought 76 years ago in Europe to free Europe of socialism.”

World War II was a global battle against fascism.

 

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10 hours ago, Bama Chick said:

I’m going to make it my mission to find out when this jug eared fuck is anywhere within driving distance.

And then I’m gonna show up and heckle his ass.

Problem is he was too scared to show up anywhere that wasn’t full up of morons with money to burn just for the privilege of being in the same room.

But I’m going to try.

double check all intersections before crossing.

Ms T aims to kill.

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double check all intersections before crossing.
Ms T aims to kill.

Yeah - that little story never got any traction at all.

Suzanne Tuberville and Laura Bush should start a gang.
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8 hours ago, bluto said:

Picturing him trying to wiggle out with “Nazi stands for national socialist”

First time I heard that one was sitting in a booth at Duddley's Draw.

And you absolutely know his minions are already using it.

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Picturing him trying to wiggle out with “Nazi stands for national socialist”

I mean, multiple right wing parrots have done that very thing all over Twitter and this board.

I’m pretty sure his “briefing materials” are compiled from Twitter, Facebook, Breitbart, synopsis of “Joe Rohan”, and The Daily Caller.

He’s probably not the stupidest senator or congressman by an objective measure but he’s certainly the most proud about it.

And while the majority of dumbfuck Alabamians elected him, his ties to Alabama are being the AU coach and a recent residency of 18 months.

He’s an Arkansas man by birth and raising and a Florida man by choice.

And seeing the elected assholes from those two fine states, I feel confident those morons would have gleefully elected him too.

And don’t y’all dare blame The City of Tuscaloosa - they elect Democrats. It’s fucking Tuscaloosa County that holds the blame there.

I NEVER talk politics on my personal social media or in real life but I’m going to happily spend the next six years making big fun of Wingnut. The Auburn ties give me an easy cover in polite company.
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It started the first couple of years that Saban was the coach and has become a tradition.

During Fan Day, they have an autograph thingy with coaches and players where fans can line up to get autographs.

When they open the gates, the folks like the ones in that picture get all mobbed up and bum rush the field to get in line.

One person even ran pell mell with a flipping baby in their arms to get Saban to sign.

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Here’s some history - https://www.barstoolbets.com/blogs/1055161/the-souths-premier-marathon-the-running-of-the-gumps-happened-over-the-weekend

It’s a little dumb and embarrassing but the majority of those that attend are mostly fans who can’t afford season tickets. It doesn’t hurt anyone and us alumni are snobby about it; let people find their joy where they can ya know.

I’d rather those folks do that than go to Trump rallies. I used to get angry and embarrassed about it because I thought it made Alabama fans “look bad” but now I think it’s funny and I embrace it.

It’s harmless and those fans have the time of their lives. Roll Tide ya running Gump lunatics!

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First time I heard that one was sitting in a booth at Duddley's Draw.
And you absolutely know his minions are already using it.

Speaking of stupid Alabama politicians who don’t know history.


Posted
1 hour ago, Bama Chick said:


Speaking of stupid Alabama politicians who don’t know history.

 

 

 

 

 

 

North Korea = Democratic People's Republic of Korea

So I guess we're cool with them now, right?  Is that how this works?

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1 hour ago, Satchel said:

When I was a kid, I used to think to be a US Senator, one had to be among the very best this country has to offer.

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On 11/13/2020 at 11:51 AM, Bama Chick said:

I’m going to make it my mission to find out when this jug eared fuck is anywhere within driving distance.

And then I’m gonna show up and heckle his ass.

Problem is he was too scared to show up anywhere that wasn’t full up of morons with money to burn just for the privilege of being in the same room.

But I’m going to try.


we need to fire up the wreath / bail fund !!!!

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Tommy needs Trump in power or he will be indicted in less than a year. Everyone has there reasons to keep him in power. 

Clearly Tommy isn’t very self aware.
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How many days has Coach Tommy been a Senator? This is from his checkmark account when he ran for office:

Aaaaaand this is what happens when you follow the link: (it's a notification telling you that the account has been suspended for violating Twitter rules). Awwww.

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1 hour ago, Bama Chick said:

Not blocked for me?

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I believe what you’re showing is his old candidate (from when he was campaigning) account; which is still active. The link he put in the tweet I posted is supposed to go to his ‘new’ official (not a candidate but a sworn in Senator) account. Which is apparently not working
 

Maybe it’s been fixed now. Just thought it was a Tommy Tub thing to have happen. 

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Posted
1 minute ago, Neonmoon said:

I’m putting $20 down he doesn’t make a full term. 

Probably a good bet. Trump called him in the middle of the insurrection. 

Posted
Just now, TXSG8R said:

Probably a good bet. Trump called him in the middle of the insurrection. 

I’m just thinking of him getting popped for campaign finance fraud and him being like, oh, I thought dem monies was okay. But yeah, your theory is plausible too

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28 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

I’m putting $20 down he doesn’t make a full term. 

He'll probably just leave in the middle of a committee meeting, never to return and next thing you know: Dancing With The Stars.

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On 11/14/2020 at 1:45 PM, Satchel said:

When I was a kid, I used to think to be a US Senator, one had to be among the very best this country has to offer.

Yeah, now if you can't average 9 wins a season, you go to the Senate.

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Posted
3 hours ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

And he's smarter than 85% of the state. 

So is a cactus but it didn’t get sworn in 2 weeks ago and try to overturn a fair election that it also won to be in the senate 



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