It's the trajectory of the times that this gimpweed is gonna get elected somewhere, so it might as well be Governor of Alabama. We've built up immunity and probably have nekkid pictures of his family members molesting fruit. Imagine how much greater the damage to the nation would be if he ran for office in a larger state like Florida?

That said it'd be nice if the local Republican lawyer class would hike up their saggy blue britches and persecute the shit outta Tubs. But they won't-- they've been spooked since Luther Strange (actual name) aka Goliath the Frat Boy declined to prosecute crooked-ass Governor Governor Bentley (He changed his first name to Governor so it'd be on the ballot) thereby bringing out the WRATH of the Fine People of AlaBAMMuh in the next Republican senate primary, who either voted for Angry Snow Monkey Mo Brooks, or, like me, said "Let the world burn" and helped nominate The Rev Roy Moore, known for decades of Ten Commandment stunts.

Then Roy fumbled the ball and Doug Jones scooped it up and ran it 98 yards for a TD.

I like stories.

Tubs is a better candidate than Roy Moore was. I can't believe I typed that. It's just that Moore was so damn bad.

Edited June 25Jun 25 by RDCanecutter

Haha

https://www.threads.com/@trenchcoat77/post/DaA-CXykeIG?xmt=AQG0zIT5P_E1esr9EznkTxPs5ZyRoWvb17ce1kc5JYPaRg

5 hours ago, RDCanecutter said:

It's the trajectory of the times that this gimpweed is gonna get elected somewhere, so it might as well be Governor of Alabama. We've built up immunity and probably have nekkid pictures of his family members molesting fruit. Imagine how much greater the damage to the nation would be if he ran for office in a larger state like Florida?

That said it'd be nice if the local Republican lawyer class would hike up their saggy blue britches and persecute the shit outta Tubs. But they won't-- they've been spooked since Luther Strange (actual name) aka Goliath the Frat Boy declined to prosecute crooked-ass Governor Governor Bentley (He changed his first name to Governor so it'd be on the ballot) thereby bringing out the WRATH of the Fine People of AlaBAMMuh in the next Republican senate primary, who either voted for Angry Snow Monkey Mo Brooks, or, like me, said "Let the world burn" and helped nominate The Rev Roy Moore, known for decades of Ten Commandment stunts.

Then Roy fumbled the ball and Doug Jones scooped it up and ran it 98 yards for a TD.

I like stories.

Tubs is a better candidate than Roy Moore was. I can't believe I typed that. It's just that Moore was so damn bad.

Roy Moore was done when he waved around his Lady Smith pistol.

2 hours ago, C-Man said:

Haha

https://www.threads.com/@trenchcoat77/post/DaA-CXykeIG?xmt=AQG0zIT5P_E1esr9EznkTxPs5ZyRoWvb17ce1kc5JYPa

14 hours ago, Gil Bang said:

Roy Moore was done when he waved around his Lady Smith pistol.

It's worth going over how damn weird Roy Moore was lest it be forgotten.

--Had a history of hysterical religious stunts, never accomplished shit, would resign from positions. managed to piss off Republicans as much as Democrats.

--Campaigned as if Alabama counties had electoral votes. Wrote off Jefferson County, biggest county in the state, I guess because it leans Dem. Gave up on influencing hundreds of thousands of Republicans who also live there.

--Not only ignored cities, but started creeping around the edges of the state, holding rallies in nearby parts of Florida and Georgia, as if he were an exiled lord in a fantasy novel, raising allies among the Dwarves and Goblins before returning home.

--The pistol.

--JEWWWWWWS.

--WAPO uncovering his past leching on teenaged girls, while not being named Trump.

Our last normal Senator (Shelby) advised Republicans to write in anybody else, without specifying who. Punt.

On 6/23/2026 at 5:34 PM, Gil Bang said:

And there are plenty of buildings in Los Angeles with "Shabbat elevators"; they stop and the doors open on every floor. I've seen them in hotels and hospitals.

Did not know such a thing existed. I thought it was forbidden to ride an elevator, not just "operate" it.

56 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

Did not know such a thing existed. I thought it was forbidden to ride an elevator, not just "operate" it.

18 hours ago, C-Man said:

Haha

https://www.threads.com/@trenchcoat77/post/DaA-CXykeIG?xmt=AQG0zIT5P_E1esr9EznkTxPs5ZyRoWvb17ce1kc5JYPaRg

ANTIFA put petroleum jelly on the steps!

7 minutes ago, C-Man said:

The dumb. It burns so much.

The pilots thread was hilarious and it wasn't even merged into this one about that fraud of an Alabaman.

Rip

https://surlyhorns.com/board/topic/51262-airline-pilots-of-surly-its-time-to-come-clean/?do=findComment&comment=8095185

Yes, dig in Tommy. We need a Senate hearing about this.

He is not a smart man.

wonder why he didn't have a better record as a coach....

12 hours ago, elfenix said:

The pilots thread was hilarious and it wasn't even merged into this one about that fraud of an Alabaman.

Rip

https://surlyhorns.com/board/topic/51262-airline-pilots-of-surly-its-time-to-come-clean/?do=findComment&comment=8095185

Why did it get nuked?

9 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

wonder why he didn't have a better record as a coach....

Too many furries on the opposing coaching staffs.

12 hours ago, elfenix said:

The pilots thread was hilarious and it wasn't even merged into this one about that fraud of an Alabaman.

Rip

https://surlyhorns.com/board/topic/51262-airline-pilots-of-surly-its-time-to-come-clean/?do=findComment&comment=8095185

28 minutes ago, Covri said:

Why did it get nuked?

24 minutes ago, South Austin said:

Too many furries on the opposing coaching staffs.

1 hour ago, 4th&Five said:

I was on a United flight last week, and they replaced the toilet in the lavatory with a litter box!!

14 minutes ago, Ted Lange said:

I was on a United flight last week, and they replaced the toilet in the lavatory with a litter box!!

Tempted to send that to my in laws.

13 hours ago, elfenix said:

The pilots thread was hilarious and it wasn't even merged into this one about that fraud of an Alabaman.

Rip

https://surlyhorns.com/board/topic/51262-airline-pilots-of-surly-its-time-to-come-clean/?do=findComment&comment=8095185

surly pilots obviously have something to hide!

Edited September 24Sep 24 by mchookem

Tommy Tuberville has to be one of the most aggressively stupid people of all time.

2 hours ago, 4th&Five said:

imagine how bad it must feel as an OC to know you couldn't outsmart this guy's defenses

Edited September 24Sep 24 by chainsaw

1 minute ago, chainsaw said:

imagine how bad it must feel as an OC to know you couldn't outsmart this guy's defenses

I'm tempted to ridicule Alabamians for their inability to be embarrassed by the rubes they put in office, but I live in Texas so, I'll just sit quietly...

Tuberville says he avoids reading to maintain his own opinion

Capitol Hill reporter Matt Laslo had a conversation with Sen. Tommy Tuberville (R-Ala.) in which the gubernatorial candidate revealed he doesn't

"No, I read very little," Sen. Tommy Tuberville (R-AL) told Laslo, who wrote the report for Raw Story. "I want my own opinion, not somebody else's."

The question is often used by reporters to gauge what information they're gathering and how informed they are about current events as they cast their votes.

Tuberville is assumed to be the winner in deep-red Alabama, despite his well-loved opponent, former U.S. Sen. Doug Jones.

Laslo noted that media avoidance has become a broader issue among Republicans seeking to distance themselves from daily political reporting. Tuberville appears to be taking that to the extreme, however.

"What do you make of this report that Vice President Vance was the person behind the leak in one of the Politico stories that got them banned from the White House?" Laslo pressed Tuberville while sharing an elevator in the U.S. Capitol.

"Did they ban Politico, too?" Tuberville asked. "Who knows? I mean, hey, I've learned up here about 10 percent of it is fact. The other [90 percent] is not even close to reality. You know that. Everybody tries to get out there and make a name."

"There's no way Vance would do that," Tuberville said. "You gotta have faith in your people that lead, you know, on both sides."

According to reports, the quote came from Vance on a White House briefing call in which press were told to attribute information to senior members of the administration.

When asked about Vance's 2028 prospects, Tuberville noted that, clearly, Vance and Secretary of State Marco Rubio can't both run because “You can't waste that much money."

“I saw that Rand [Paul] is thinking about running,” Tuberville said. “Rand Paul — who else? Cruz will run. I was with [Florida Gov. Ron] DeSantis Saturday at a football game in Tuscaloosa. He said he hasn't made his mind up yet.”

Laslo then asked about the recent reports that Republican Sen. John Curtis (R-Utah) wants Trump's eldest son, Donald Trump Jr., to testify before the Senate about accepting a big wedding gift from a close friend of Russian President Vladimir Putin. The friend rented an island for Don Jr. and his closest friends.

"I didn't see that," Tuberville said.

"Oh, yeah? He's calling your party out. Some people aren't happy," Laslo replied. "Do you have questions about Trump Jr. taking Russian oligarch money?"

"I don't get into all that," Tuberville claimed. “I mean, no reason to talk about anything you don't know anything about.”

had to check, not the onion. wow

Edited September 24Sep 24 by Longhorn_Fan68

2 hours ago, chainsaw said:

imagine how bad it must feel as an OC to know you couldn't outsmart this guy's defenses

fucking garrett gilbert lit that dumbfuck up in lubbock in 2010.

in 2011, texas rushed for 439 yards against that dumbfuck in austin and texas scored 52 points with david ash and case mccoy combining to complete a total of 5 passes.

we put another 31 on them in lubbock the next year in 2012.

that stupid fuck couldn't stop our worst offenses in history and went 0-3 against some of the worst texas teams since 1998.

1 minute ago, sidis said:

fucking garrett gilbert lit that dumbfuck up in lubbock in 2010.

in 2011, texas rushed for 439 yards against that dumbfuck in austin and texas scored 52 points with david ash and case mccoy combining to complete a total of 5 passes.

we put another 31 on them in lubbock the next year in 2012.

that stupid fuck couldn't stop our worst offenses in history and went 0-3 against some of the worst texas teams since 1998.

and that's when the voters of Alabama realized, "he's our guy"

1 hour ago, sidis said:

fucking garrett gilbert lit that dumbfuck up in lubbock in 2010.

in 2011, texas rushed for 439 yards against that dumbfuck in austin and texas scored 52 points with david ash and case mccoy combining to complete a total of 5 passes.

we put another 31 on them in lubbock the next year in 2012.

that stupid fuck couldn't stop our worst offenses in history and went 0-3 against some of the worst texas teams since 1998.

He was distracted by Bevo's silky soft coat of fur.

Admitting that you can't read gets you 3 points in Alabama

He is weapons-grade stupid.

On 9/24/2026 at 12:31 PM, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

wonder why he didn't have a better record as a coach....

Can't everybody hire a Shula.

On 6/26/2026 at 9:31 AM, RDCanecutter said:

It's worth going over how damn weird Roy Moore was lest it be forgotten.

--Had a history of hysterical religious stunts, never accomplished shit, would resign from positions. managed to piss off Republicans as much as Democrats.

--Campaigned as if Alabama counties had electoral votes. Wrote off Jefferson County, biggest county in the state, I guess because it leans Dem. Gave up on influencing hundreds of thousands of Republicans who also live there.

--Not only ignored cities, but started creeping around the edges of the state, holding rallies in nearby parts of Florida and Georgia, as if he were an exiled lord in a fantasy novel, raising allies among the Dwarves and Goblins before returning home.

--The pistol.

--JEWWWWWWS.

--WAPO uncovering his past leching on teenaged girls, while not being named Trump.

Our last normal Senator (Shelby) advised Republicans to write in anybody else, without specifying who. Punt.

--Rode a horse to a polling location to vote, showed that his equestrian skills are on par with his coaching and reading skills.

• 
• Acyn @Acyn

Tuberville: Can you imagine if your kid would come home one day and says, “I'm taking these drugs. And I'm getting ready to have surgery because my teachers and my principal says I can”

• 11:10 PM · Oct 2, 2026

43 minutes ago, speed817 said:

• 
• Acyn @Acyn

Tuberville: Can you imagine if your kid would come home one day and says, “I'm taking these drugs. And I'm getting ready to have surgery because my teachers and my principal says I can”

• 11:10 PM · Oct 2, 2026

In most states, kids can't get their ears pierced without their parents' consent, but they are getting surgeries at school.

On 9/24/2026 at 12:12 AM, elfenix said:

The pilots thread was hilarious and it wasn't even merged into this one about that fraud of an Alabaman.

I respectfully disagree. Tommy (Wingnut) Tatertown is a fraud of an Alabamian. He’ll be receding back into the woodwork in about, ohhhh. . . thirty days. Good riddance.

Demonyms are hard

3 hours ago, elfenix said:

Demonyms are hard

True dat