Mr. Tuberville goads to Washington

[Js1 85121]

4 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

40% chance the bill requires a ban on black college athletes being able to vote.

80% chance Tommy misspells "NIL" at least once.

100% chance it has twice the shitty unintended consequences as it contains solutions.

If you gave him 2 of the letters, he’d still misspell NIL

[Bama Chick 28596]

Saban is mad other people can buy players now
His senator is introducing a bill to fix that
fin

lol at you thinking Senator Barner would do ANYTHING to help Saban.

In what world do you think a GQP Auburn man is going to help a Democratic Alabama coach who has been vocally pro-BLM and pro-vaccine and endorsed Doug Jones?

[RDCanecutter 26290]

Well, at least Tommy's busy. Now he'll settle down in the corner sketching out solutions in crayon and marker, and when he finishes we can stick it on the refrigerator.

['stache 21777]

2 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

40% chance the bill requires a ban on black college athletes being able to vote.

80% chance Tommy misspells "NIL" at least once.

100% chance it has twice the shitty unintended consequences as it contains solutions.

And all colleges that have football teams have to run on 100% pure raw coal and their science departments have to all disavow global warming.

[shakahorn 1628]

2 hours ago, Bama Chick said:

lol at you thinking Senator Barner would do ANYTHING to help Saban.

In what world do you think a GQP Auburn man is going to help a Democratic Alabama coach who has been vocally pro-BLM and pro-vaccine and endorsed Doug Jones?

Thank you for saving me the trouble of googling all that stuff to confirm what I already thought.

[Gil Bang 25899]

Tubs would go from GQP hero to zero on texags

[RDCanecutter 26290]

1 hour ago, Gil Bang said:

Tubs would go from GQP hero to zero on texags

Well, everybody does something right once in a while.

[Ten Bears 2479]

On 8/3/2022 at 1:45 PM, RDCanecutter said:

Well, at least Tommy's busy. Now he'll settle down in the corner sketching out solutions in crayon and marker, and when he finishes we can stick it on the refrigerator.

Isn't that one of your gigs?

[RDCanecutter 26290]

1 hour ago, Ten Bears said:

Isn't that one of your gigs?

Yea verily he did go snap.

[Gil Bang 25899]

 

 

[RDCanecutter 26290]

This time next year Tommy's gonna be the "normal" Alabama senator when he's paired with glassy-eyed Jesus-Mama.

[Gil Bang 25899]

 

[Nice Guy Eddie 13414]

Who are “they”?

[tx 3 putt 76419]

16 minutes ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

Who are “they”?

[Ted Lange 16054]

1 hour ago, Gil Bang said:

 

He is so pissed that woke cancel culture won’t let him say the n word. 

[WhatTheBuck 28716]

Holy shit. Just saw the clip of Tuberville going full racist.

Back in the day they used to wear hoods because they were afraid to show their faces.

Not anymore. 

[atomheartbevo 89455]

58 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Holy shit. Just saw the clip of Tuberville going full racist.

Back in the day they used to wear hoods because they were afraid to show their faces.

Not anymore. 

He’s not trying to win football games anymore.

[washparkhorn 9935]

[WhatTheBuck 28716]

3 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

He’s not trying to win football games anymore.

Was he ever?

[Satchel 6908]

17 hours ago, Gil Bang said:

 

It may seem irrational to some, but he’s why I hate the Sec.

[WhatTheBuck 28716]

If slavery were to be made legal again, Tommy Tuberville would totally buy some black people.

[Bullneck 18994]

1 hour ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Was he ever?

 

[RDCanecutter 26290]

10 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

If slavery were to be made legal again, Tommy Tuberville would totally buy some black people.

Tommy is the kind of guy who likes folks from Mexico because they'll work, or else. /drankinwhiskeyatthehuntincamp

[WhatTheBuck 28716]

16 minutes ago, Bullneck said:

 

 

[Degenerate Gardner 4081]

6 hours ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Holy shit. Just saw the clip of Tuberville going full racist.

Back in the day they used to wear hoods because they were afraid to show their faces.

Not anymore. 

The same ones that wear coaches shorts

Hate those they used to play sports

Edited October 9, 2022 by Degenerate Gardner

[Neonmoon 38127]

Some of those that coach tigers

Are the ones for white power 

[Satchel 6908]

And to think that some of those “criminals” at Ole Miss, Auburn, Tech and Cincinnati help put millions of dollars in his pockets…old elephant ear’d m’fer.

[Gil Bang 25899]

3 hours ago, WhatTheBuck said:

If slavery were to be made legal again, Tommy Tuberville would totally buy some black people.

Oh, Tubs has bought some black people.  Mostly skill-position guys. 

[WhatTheBuck 28716]

3 hours ago, Satchel said:

And to think that some of those “criminals” at Ole Miss, Auburn, Tech and Cincinnati help put millions of dollars in his pockets…old elephant ear’d m’fer.

Nothing like a football coach making millions of dollars yelling at angry college students to “Get a job!”

Uh, yeah dude, that’s why we’re here. That’s our goal. 

[Beau Vine 54008]

7 hours ago, WhatTheBuck said:

If slavery were to be made legal again, Tommy Tuberville would totally buy some black people.

Do you even SEC, bro?

[South Austin 52156]

If Herschel gets elected to the Senate he and Tubberville should start a supper club.

[Neonmoon 38127]

1 hour ago, South Austin said:

If Herschel gets elected to the Senate he and Tubberville should start a supper club.

Talk about a massa class

[WhatTheBuck 28716]

2 hours ago, South Austin said:

If Herschel gets elected to the Senate he and Tubberville should start a supper club.

Tommy would expect Herschel to serve him. 

[Satchel 6908]

2 hours ago, Neonmoon said:

Talk about a massa class

That’s fire.

[Macanudo 12928]

2 hours ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Tommy would expect Herschel to serve him. 

And Herschel would.   Surely one of his personalities has been a waiter before.

[Grade of D as in David 13253]

2 hours ago, Macanudo said:

And Herschel would.   Surely one of his personalities has been a waiter before.

I'm sure he's supervising 6 restaurants.

[DigglerontheHoof 21069]

7 minutes ago, Grade of D as in David said:

I'm sure he's supervising 6 restaurants.

They’ll be trying to pass him off as the founder of Popeyes by the end of the week.

[RDCanecutter 26290]

2 hours ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

They’ll be trying to pass him off as the founder of Popeyes by the end of the week.

It's all starting to make sense now.

[4th&Five 41461]

Of fucking course.

 

[DigglerontheHoof 21069]

what could possibly go wrong...

[Hookah Horns 3082]

Congress monkeying around with CFB makes me nervous. But they're the only ones who have the power to impose a sensible, universal regime for NIL. 

[Beau Vine 54008]

13 minutes ago, Hookah Horns said:

Congress monkeying around with CFB makes me nervous. But they're the only ones who have the power to impose a sensible, universal regime for NIL. 

Narrator: Congress is not going to impose a sensible regime for NIL.  

[Gil Bang 25899]

This POS is holding up military promotions now, grandstanding like a motherfucker.   What a scumbag.

[Pancho 44492]

[Longhorn_Fan68 33844]

lol, oops

[Pancho 44492]

Still doing it…

 

 

[Beau Vine 54008]

Well, shit, if Susan Collins is "concerned," then I'm sure Tubs is just shitting his pants.

[Gil Bang 25899]

[Pancho 44492]

@Bama Chick come get ya boy

 

[SydneyCarton 47892]

God he's so fundamentally stupid.