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3 hours ago, pyrohornIII said:

Reminiscent of Ted Cruz and his blocking of diplomatic appointments.   Anything to slow things down and grab some attention.

except this undermines our military. he is purposely weakening this country. intentionally. for petty grievances. it's fucking insane

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RE Isbell and the TVA song: Birmingham is Tuberville's territory the same way Austin is Cruz country. As in, sure, maybe, technically, under duress.

 

It occurred to me that going after Tubs has no effect on anything. He's a drifter, no roots, will climb out the restaurant window to run hide and count his money.

The one you want to go after is his fellow Senator Katie Britt, she of the Junior-Miss affect from down in the Wiregrass where Ft. Rucker sits. She annoys me but I bet what the local people think down there matters to her. Take one (1) helicopter from Rucker, publicly send it somewhere else like Benning. She is Florida-adjacent so she'd go straight to the bath salts and Tubs would be walking around all stunned with what's left of his face bandaged up.

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1 minute ago, RDCanecutter said:

Birmingham is Tuberville's territory the same way Austin is Cruz country. As in, sure, maybe, technically, under duress.

 

It occurred to me that going after Tubs has no effect on anything. He's a drifter, no roots, will climb out the restaurant window to run hide and count his money.

The one you want to go after is his fellow Senator Katie Britt, she of the Junior-Miss affect from down in the Wiregrass where Ft. Rucker sits. She annoys me but I bet what the local people think down there matters to her. Take one (1) helicopter from Rucker, publicly send it somewhere else like Benning. She is Florida-adjacent so she'd go straight to the bath salts and Tubs would be walking around all stunned with what's left of his face bandaged up.

Ok let’s do that

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On 7/11/2023 at 7:13 PM, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

except this undermines our military. he is purposely weakening this country. intentionally. for petty grievances. it's fucking insane

It weakens our country to leave ambassadorial positions vacant for months and years at a time.  Diplomacy and the military are tools of statecraft that advance our own security and interests by working both separately and in tandem. Cruz was smart enough to choose to blunt the tool fewer people know about or understand, but it still has a profound negative effect on our effectiveness and national security. 

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Pardon the ignorant question but what exactly is stopping the Senate Dems from using their majority to change the unanimous consent rule to say something like it now requires 25 senators objecting to blanket pass military promotions/raises/appointments?   Is this all a decorum issue and hoping things go back to 1975?  You goddamn know the repubs would have changed the rules within 24hrs of a dem senator pulling this shit? 

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When running for senator in 2020, Tuberville ($20m net worth) pledged that every dime that he made in DC as senator would be donated to our fine military personnel, presumably active or retired.  Since being elected, he’s earned >400k as a senator, and he’s perhaps donated a few thousand and even that appears to be anecdotal.  His staff readily agrees that he hasn’t donated his pledge, so it’s not like he's secretly donating the money.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/2023/07/19/tommy-tuberville-veterans-fact-checker/

During his pledge he didn’t lay out a time line for the donations, but it would safe to assume that he should be donating the money at least annually.

another annoying part of this article is that even his senatorial staff refer to him as Coach. 

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Sen. Tommy Tuberville (R-AL) has drawn the ire of the U.S. military this year by consistently blocking routine military appointments requiring Senate approval in a relentless protest against Defense Department policies on abortion. He’s also been criticized for seemingly being confused about whether white nationalists in the armed forces are racist.

Now it seems Tuberville may have been in a muddle about his own father’s service during World War II. On Tuesday, a Washington Post analysis of claims the senator made about his dad, Charles R. Tuberville Jr., found that some of his assertions don’t quite add up.

Broadly speaking, Tuberville has repeatedly characterized his father as someone who lied about his age to join the U.S. Army and then went on to become a tank commander on D-Day, earning an incredible five Bronze Stars throughout the course of his service during the war.

While there’s no question that Tuberville’s father really did take part in combat during the conflict, including at the Battle of the Bulge, some specifics that Tuberville has mentioned about his father are in some cases doubtful and in others outright false, according to the Post.

 

The clearest example appears to be the assertion that Charles Tuberville signed up at the age of 16. In fact, he turned 16 months before the U.S. entered the war in the wake of the attack on Pearl Harbor, and his draft card shows that it was actually submitted on his 18th birthday on July 16, 1943, the Post reports. Steven Stafford, Sen. Tuberville’s communications director, did not respond to the newspaper’s questions about the claim.

The newspaper also deemed Tuberville’s assertion that his father was a “tank commander” “dubious.” Charles Tuberville’s tombstone lists his highest rank as a technician fifth grade or “TEC 5,” an Army rank that signified technical skills but not combat leadership. It could be the case that he may have been given the command of a tank at some point during the war, according to the Post, but it seems unlikely that would have been the case on D-Day, as a Feb. 7, 1945, news report—the year after the landings at Normandy—said he had been promoted to corporal.

It is certainly feasible that Charles Tuberville did take part in D-Day as a member of 746th Tank Battalion (A Company). But the company connected with the 101st Airborne Division in the days after the landing, making Sen. Tuberville’s claim he was a commander “with the 101st Infantry” incorrect.

That Charles Tuberville was awarded a Purple Heart is also definitely true. The further claim that he was awarded a whopping five Bronze Stars, however, is not. The award is given to a soldier who has “distinguished himself or herself by heroic or meritorious achievement or service” in combat. Stafford showed the Post a photo of a snippet of Charles Tuberville’s “report of separation” from the Army which makes reference to him being “awarded 5 Bronze stars.” But the Post says the record indicates he received Bronze service stars, which simply mean that a soldier was present during a particular military engagement or campaign and are not awarded for valor in combat.

The paper also found that Sen. Tuberville’s claim that his father “drove a tank through the streets of Paris when the U.S. forces liberated the city” could not have happened, as the 746th Tank Battalion was about 90 miles northeast of Paris on Aug. 29, 1944, when the Army’s 28th Infantry Division marched down the Champs-Elysées.

 
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52 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

Sen. Tommy Tuberville (R-AL) has drawn the ire of the U.S. military this year by consistently blocking routine military appointments requiring Senate approval in a relentless protest against Defense Department policies on abortion. He’s also been criticized for seemingly being confused about whether white nationalists in the armed forces are racist.

Now it seems Tuberville may have been in a muddle about his own father’s service during World War II. On Tuesday, a Washington Post analysis of claims the senator made about his dad, Charles R. Tuberville Jr., found that some of his assertions don’t quite add up.

Broadly speaking, Tuberville has repeatedly characterized his father as someone who lied about his age to join the U.S. Army and then went on to become a tank commander on D-Day, earning an incredible five Bronze Stars throughout the course of his service during the war.

While there’s no question that Tuberville’s father really did take part in combat during the conflict, including at the Battle of the Bulge, some specifics that Tuberville has mentioned about his father are in some cases doubtful and in others outright false, according to the Post.

 

The clearest example appears to be the assertion that Charles Tuberville signed up at the age of 16. In fact, he turned 16 months before the U.S. entered the war in the wake of the attack on Pearl Harbor, and his draft card shows that it was actually submitted on his 18th birthday on July 16, 1943, the Post reports. Steven Stafford, Sen. Tuberville’s communications director, did not respond to the newspaper’s questions about the claim.

The newspaper also deemed Tuberville’s assertion that his father was a “tank commander” “dubious.” Charles Tuberville’s tombstone lists his highest rank as a technician fifth grade or “TEC 5,” an Army rank that signified technical skills but not combat leadership. It could be the case that he may have been given the command of a tank at some point during the war, according to the Post, but it seems unlikely that would have been the case on D-Day, as a Feb. 7, 1945, news report—the year after the landings at Normandy—said he had been promoted to corporal.

It is certainly feasible that Charles Tuberville did take part in D-Day as a member of 746th Tank Battalion (A Company). But the company connected with the 101st Airborne Division in the days after the landing, making Sen. Tuberville’s claim he was a commander “with the 101st Infantry” incorrect.

That Charles Tuberville was awarded a Purple Heart is also definitely true. The further claim that he was awarded a whopping five Bronze Stars, however, is not. The award is given to a soldier who has “distinguished himself or herself by heroic or meritorious achievement or service” in combat. Stafford showed the Post a photo of a snippet of Charles Tuberville’s “report of separation” from the Army which makes reference to him being “awarded 5 Bronze stars.” But the Post says the record indicates he received Bronze service stars, which simply mean that a soldier was present during a particular military engagement or campaign and are not awarded for valor in combat.

The paper also found that Sen. Tuberville’s claim that his father “drove a tank through the streets of Paris when the U.S. forces liberated the city” could not have happened, as the 746th Tank Battalion was about 90 miles northeast of Paris on Aug. 29, 1944, when the Army’s 28th Infantry Division marched down the Champs-Elysées.

 

There's no kill shot in any of that. They need to go right to the nekkit pictures of Tubs with a greased-up Sarah Huckabee Sanders.

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I am sad to report that I am virtually certain that my mother attended high school with Tuberville's father.

Given that no one on her side of the family ever mentioned him or his spawn, even after the spawn attained relative fame, I'm guessing he was peter whisky tango.

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just want to come to this thread and vent.  Fuck this dude for screwing with sooo many people, families, paychecks, military readiness etc... because he wants to flex on women's reproductive systems and take even more money out of families' pockets that might need to travel because so many of our states are too fucked up to give citizens autonomy over their bodies.

 

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14 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

Is he holding all this up with the hopes that trump gets re elected and can appoint officers loyal to trump ?

I’ve seen that being floated, but Occam’s Razor:

11 hours ago, Degenerate Gardner said:

It’s a political miscalculus by a guy who couldn’t do simple math.

Yeah, he doesn’t want to admit that he’s wrong for doing this, and that those officers have nothing to do with the abortion policy. The longer this goes, the more legislators will turn against him.

Nothing he’s done makes me think he’s capable of a long game.

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25 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

I’ve seen that being floated, but Occam’s Razor:

Yeah, he doesn’t want to admit that he’s wrong for doing this, and that those officers have nothing to do with the abortion policy. The longer this goes, the more legislators will turn against him.

Nothing he’s done makes me think he’s capable of a long game.

So he's single-handedly able to do this on his own or are there other Republicans standing with him on this situation with his as the "leader" (LOL)? I haven't gotten too much past the Tuberville is out-of-his-element-Donny territory on this and I feel like even Republicans are frustrated by his tactics at this point but maybe not enough.

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34 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

I’ve seen that being floated, but Occam’s Razor:

Yeah, he doesn’t want to admit that he’s wrong for doing this, and that those officers have nothing to do with the abortion policy. The longer this goes, the more legislators will turn against him.

Nothing he’s done makes me think he’s capable of a long game.

Tuberville was with Trump on January 5, 2021, helping him plan the insurrection. Trump called him the next day to try to get him to stall the electoral vote count when Trump saw his fans storming the capitol. He's a moron, yes, but he's not some innocent dumbass who hasn't ever been involved in Trump's crimes before.  

It doesn't take a genius to think "hey, we didn't have military support last time, but if we don't allow Biden to appoint new officers maybe we can appoint some who are loyal to us." It's not fucking 8d chess, hell it's not even chess. The dumbest people in the history of the world are capable of having that idea, because everyone knows that it helps to have the military's support if you're going to attempt a coup.

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5 minutes ago, Horn Dog said:

Unfortunately Shummer is a puss, like almost every Dem.  If Shummer had balls he would say....  Well guys because of  Senator Tommy and the GOP's inability to control him, there will be no breaks at all.  No summer recess, no Thanksgiving, No Christmas, No nothing.   Emergency session after emergency sessions to pass these appointments till they are all done.  If you guys don't like it, talk to Tommy. 

Schumer wants his vacay too!

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2 hours ago, wildcat09 said:

Tuberville was with Trump on January 5, 2021, helping him plan the insurrection. Trump called him the next day to try to get him to stall the electoral vote count when Trump saw his fans storming the capitol. He's a moron, yes, but he's not some innocent dumbass who hasn't ever been involved in Trump's crimes before.  

It doesn't take a genius to think "hey, we didn't have military support last time, but if we don't allow Biden to appoint new officers maybe we can appoint some who are loyal to us." It's not fucking 8d chess, hell it's not even chess. The dumbest people in the history of the world are capable of having that idea, because everyone knows that it helps to have the military's support if you're going to attempt a coup.

It's almost as if Shitbox Tommy is just doing exactly as he's told by his foreign handlers, like he's a foreign agent or something with no loyalty to the United States or it's citizens.

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21 hours ago, Horn Dog said:

Unfortunately Shummer is a puss, like almost every Dem.  If Shummer had balls he would say....  Well guys because of  Senator Tommy and the GOP's inability to control him, there will be no breaks at all.  No summer recess, no Thanksgiving, No Christmas, No nothing.   Emergency session after emergency sessions to pass these appointments till they are all done.  If you guys don't like it, talk to Tommy. 

It’s actually a matter of National Security. This wouldn’t be to pass a pet program or divert taxes to private businesses. This is a Constitutional duty of the Senate and not doing it impacts military readiness and national security. 

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